My wife misheard something I said, and thought I said "Apostolic Speed Dating"... that then got me thinking of the questions that might get quickly asked, should someone be involved in this!
Do you sing?
Is your father a preacher?
Hair, do you know the long and short and of it?
Which restaurant do you frequent the most after church?
Whose your favorite evangelist?
And last....
Does your pastor know your here??
There, my five minutes is up, I will let someone continue from here.