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Old 10-25-2007, 02:58 PM
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Give your wife the map.
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:05 PM
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Go into a 7'eleven in Birmingham talking like you are from Milwwaukee. Watch the store clerk look at you like you are from another planet.

Then try to pick on his hand motions as he tries to point you in the right direction....
What exactly does this mean?
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:19 PM
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What exactly does this mean?
I meant to say try and pick up on his hand motions as he points you in the right direction.

I have been in Birmingham and I can't understand the words when they speak.

So you have to guess when they are pointing which way you should go!
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As you're traveling on a long trip, look for a sign advertising a golf course. Get off at the next exit, pull into the gas station/store and let the clerk give you directions to the golf course. Follow said directions to the letter and you will be seriously lost!
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Old 10-25-2007, 04:49 PM
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Top Ten Ways to get Lost

10). Sit in the passenger seat of any vehicle and keep your mouth shut while your wife drives someplace she hasn't been before. —Doug Butt

9). Go on a five day backpacking trip through Arizona's primitive hiking trails in the middle of July and say, "TOPO MAPS?!!! I don't need no stinkingTOPO MAPS!" —Urban Bear R.F

8). Pretend to be blind. Take a dog that has no business guiding you. —Greg

7). Head off for a weekend of camping and paddling on that great river you remember from your youth. You don't need a map, its only been 20 years. —John Conover

6). Follow your "natural" sense of direction. —spencer

5). Trail tiny chunks of raw hamburger to follow back when done hiking (especially effective in bear country!). —Lyn L.

4). Use the "official" map issued by the Okefenokee National National Wildlife Refuge as you attempt to canoe through the Okefenokee Swamp. —Art Denney

3).Depend on moss to grow ONLY on the north side of trees in the Olympic National Park. —Molphi

2). Rely on your brand new GPS unit to get you in and out of the woods on a 5 day trip (but forget the owners manual and spare batteries at home). —deepwoods

1). Depend on markers five feet high when seven feet of snow has fallen. —Mike Paggioli

Just do it.

http://gorp.away.com/gorp/interact/topten/lost.htm
Is this a veiled attack on our dear "poster" named Lost?
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Old 10-25-2007, 05:41 PM
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Is this a veiled attack on our dear "poster" named Lost?
Quien YO????
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Old 10-25-2007, 05:50 PM
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Is this a veiled attack on our dear "poster" named Lost?
I think Daniel Alicea needs to test all these points out and report back to us sometime in 2008 on their effectiveness. It's unlikely that he'd ever willingly leave his house though.
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Re: Lost: 10 Ways to Get Lost

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I think Daniel Alicea needs to test all these points out and report back to us sometime in 2008 on their effectiveness. It's unlikely that he'd ever willingly leave his house though.
Whatever happened to the poster named Lost? Did he leave with the rest of the freaky-cons?

Was he one of the previous owners?
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Re: Lost: 10 Ways to Get Lost

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Whatever happened to the poster named Lost? Did he leave with the rest of the freaky-cons?

Was he one of the previous owners?
Wasn't his tv show cancelled?
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Re: Lost: 10 Ways to Get Lost

Maybe he was found?
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