Trump's New Trade Deal With Mexico -- MAGA!

[n david]

Americans of every political stripe should be happy with this deal!

"""WASHINGTON, D.C.—After a long discussion with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto, President Donald Trump has announced the details of a new trade deal with Mexico that will replace NAFTA. The highlight of the deal was securing Americans unlimited chips and salsa.

“Yeah, you heard that right: unlimited,” Trump gloated to the press. “The Mexicans wanted it to be one bowl of chips per customer and $1.25 for each bowl after that, but I said no way. All the chips and salsa we can eat, or I walk.”""

"""There are some doubts about the trade deal, though. “Mexico really might have gotten the better end of the deal,” said economist Gregory Jensen. “To secure unlimited chips and salsa, Trump had to concede to Mexico all the ketchup packets they want. And good ones — Heinz. I mean, Mexico could start grabbing ketchup packets by the handfuls. It’s doubtful we can eat enough chips to make that worthwhile.”""



God Bless 'Murica! Pass the chips and salsa! #RedWave #RedSALSAWave



https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-se...an-trade-deal/

[TakingDominion]

OMG!!! Now I'm hungry. Place by us called Hacienda that has endless chips and salsa. So good make me wanna slap you Mama!

[BuckeyeBukaroo]

I read about this today!
The charisma this President has is unrivaled!

[Aquila]

I didn't vote for Trump, but I support this 100%. Lol

[berkeley]

Originally Posted by n david

Americans of every political stripe should be happy with this deal!

"""WASHINGTON, D.C.—After a long discussion with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto, President Donald Trump has announced the details of a new trade deal with Mexico that will replace NAFTA. The highlight of the deal was securing Americans unlimited chips and salsa.

“Yeah, you heard that right: unlimited,” Trump gloated to the press. “The Mexicans wanted it to be one bowl of chips per customer and $1.25 for each bowl after that, but I said no way. All the chips and salsa we can eat, or I walk.”""

"""There are some doubts about the trade deal, though. “Mexico really might have gotten the better end of the deal,” said economist Gregory Jensen. “To secure unlimited chips and salsa, Trump had to concede to Mexico all the ketchup packets they want. And good ones — Heinz. I mean, Mexico could start grabbing ketchup packets by the handfuls. It’s doubtful we can eat enough chips to make that worthwhile.”""



God Bless 'Murica! Pass the chips and salsa! #RedWave #RedSALSAWave



https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-se...an-trade-deal/

What, no queso?

[Esaias]

Ndavid's post was funny satire, but actually not that far from reality. Trump signed the USMCA Trade deal down in Buenos Aires this weekend. The cool part? After campaigning against NAFTA and the even worse TPP, he signs a new, NAFTA 2.0 that contains about 2/3rds of the text from the TPP. And of course, the Trumpsters and MAGApedes won't notice that his salsa-dimensional chess doesn't come with queso.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...ed/1498224002/

[Scott Pitta]

No queso is no bueno.