What is Wrong With This Picture?

[The Mrs]

Originally Posted by RandyWayne

And THAT has been my #1 question from the beginning! I am curious what the content of this seminar actually is.
Forget Branson and all the entertainment/shows that are implied.... I want to know about the content!

How 'bout we take up an offering and send you and your lovely wife to it?

[Nahum]

I now regret starting this thread.


Jesus, help me!

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by rgcraig

Nice save!

I'm toeing the line, honey.

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by Pastor Poster

I now regret starting this thread.


Jesus, help me!

Yes, but you are following the progression, I see.

[RandyWayne]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Well, Randy, what else could it be? Communication, touching, lingerie is great and important, alone time, shutting out pressures - for starters.

I seriously HOPE (and suspect) that that is most of it. But I also FEAR that there may be a bit of "Now put another log on the firrreeeee...." type of marital "advice" aimed at the man/head of the household toward his wife.

[Nahum]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Yes, but you are following the progression, I see.

Do you mean the degeneration?

I don't believe couples should be romantic.

Ceptin' for birthin' babies!

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by RandyWayne

I seriously HOPE (and suspect) that that is most of it. But I also FEAR that there may be a bit of "Now put another log on the firrreeeee...." type of marital "advice" aimed at the man/head of the household toward his wife.

I sincerely doubt it. We've dealt with so much, new converts and their issues, the youth and their issues, divorce, adultry. I doubt anyone is able to carry prosaic anymore. JMHO.

[RandyWayne]

Originally Posted by The Mrs

How 'bout we take up an offering and send you and your lovely wife to it?

Funny thing is is that we'll be driving pretty close to there just a few days after! We're moving on April 5th or 6th, so should be driving through Springfield, MO by the end of the day.

[Encryptus]

Originally Posted by RandyWayne

LOL
My wife went to a ladies seminar a few years ago and her favorite line from the speaker (who was discussing various marriage issues) was "....and about the only thing God would forbid in the bedroom is other people, animals, and probably porn -unless you make your own!", to which the entire auditorium broke out in laughter.

So in keeping with good family values it can be just as valid to film the conception as to film the birth?

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by Pastor Poster

Do you mean the degeneration?

I don't believe couples should be romantic.

Ceptin' for birthin' babies!

Erased my question... moving right along....