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Old 12-16-2008, 04:26 PM
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" happy holidays "

" Happy Holidays "

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HAPPY HOLLANDAISE from The Hollands


It seems that this guy goes into his Dentist's office,
because something is wrong with his mouth.

After a brief examination,
the Dentist exclaims,
"Holy Smoke!
That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago
has nearly completely corroded!
What on earth have you been eating?"

"Well... the only thing I can think of is this...
my wife made me some asparagus about four months ago
with this stuff on it...

'HOLLANDAISE SAUCE' she called it...

and Doctor, I'm talkin' DELICIOUS!
I've never tasted anything like it,
and ever since then
I've been putting it on everything...
meat, fish, toast, vegetables... you name it!"

"That's probabably it," replied the Dentist
Hollandaise sauce
is made with lemon juice,
which is acidic
and highly corrosive.

It seems as thought I'll have to install a new plate,
but
I'll have to make out of chrome this time.

"Why chrome?" the man asked.

"Well,

Everyone Knows That


There's No Plates

Like CHROME

For The

HOLLANDAISE !"


Bro & Sis Holland
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Old 12-16-2008, 08:12 PM
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Re: " happy holidays "

LOL!

Happy Holidays to you too!
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