Did I ever tell you how I got two black eyes in church?
Well, I was sitting on the back row when this very hefty sister got up to testify. When she did, her dress got lodged way up in the very ample folds of her backside. I sat there looking at that and decided that she did not want or need that dressed bundled up in there like that. So, I reached over and pulled it out. When I did, I got hit by her elbow on my left eye. That's how it got blackened.
Stunned with my injury, thought about what I had done and decided that I made a mistake by my foolish action. So, in an effort to make things right, I leaned forward, took my hand and commenced to stuff it right back up where it was before.
That's how I got this other black eye.
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Did I ever tell you how I got two black eyes in church?
Well, I was sitting on the back row when this very hefty sister got up to testify. When she did, her dress got lodged way up in the very ample folds of her backside. I sat there looking at that and decided that she did not want or need that dressed bundled up in there like that. So, I reached over and pulled it out. When I did, I got hit by her elbow on my left eye. That's how it got blackened.
Stunned with my injury, thought about what I had done and decided that I made a mistake by my foolish action. So, in an effort to make things right, I leaned forward, took my hand and commenced to stuff it right back up where it was before.
That's how I got this other black eye.
Were you an adult or a child when this allegedly happened?
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
Cindy is a GREAT lady, although small in size. She has a BIT heart and an open mind. Thank you Cindy for being a very kind Lady. It has been nice getting to know you. I hope we get to meet one day.
Cindy is a GREAT lady, although small in size. She has a BIT heart and an open mind. Thank you Cindy for being a very kind Lady. It has been nice getting to know you. I hope we get to meet one day.
Kelli
Are you saying she just has a bit of a heart or did you mean a big heart?
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Are you saying she just has a bit of a heart or did you mean a big heart?
hahaha
I thought about editing that, but wasn't sure if I should.
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
I had chinese yesterday for lunch. it was so good, i think i will go back to the same place and eat more today!
yea me!
I don't like Chinese food, too many veggies for me. But I DO like Orange Chicken from Panda Express. But overall, I never eat lunch. It's part of my eating discipline. I'm a one-meal-a-day person.
Can't y'all read? It's about ME, so go away if you don't have something to say about my awesome self.
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV