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Originally Posted by Pastor Poster
Hey Emma!
You're looking very plain!
What beauty tips can you offer the women of AFF?
Some of 'em really need all the help they can get.
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Of course I do! Might I point out that you are very smart to ask.
First of all, stop wasting time with shavers, eyebrow pluckers, eyelash curlers, hair curlers, face cream, perfume and all that nonsense. Get rid of your ribbons, bows, gold buttons, fancy patterns and such. Learn to rely wholly on God for your beauty! Get out in the sun and outdoors!! Pull weeds and plant seeds!! Forget the exercise machines and clubs! Just get up at 5AM and work until late. Who needs to pay for that?? Don't waste your time or your money anymore. Get exercise by work and tan by sun. Don't show anymore beauty than that to anyone but your husband.
There you have it....plain and simple.