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09-17-2007, 06:21 PM
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Nebraska State Senator Sues God
Just when you think you have seen it all;
Nebraska State Senator Sues God Over Natural Disasters
Monday , September 17, 2007
Nebraska Democratic State Senator Ernie Chambers has decided to go straight to the top in an effort to stop natural disasters from befalling the world.
Chambers filed a lawsuit against God in Douglas County Court Friday afternoon, KPTM Fox 42 reported.
The suit asks for a "permanent injunction ordering Defendant to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terroristic threats."
The lawsuit identifies the plaintiff as, "the duly elected and serving State Senator from the 11th Legislative District in Omaha, Nebraska."
Chambers also cites that the, "defendant directly and proximately has caused, inter alia, fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornados, pestilential plagues..."
Chambers says he isn't suing God because he has any kind of beef with the deity. He says the suit is to fight possible laws restricting the filing of frivolous lawsuits. Chambers tells KPTM FOX 42 News that his lawsuit is in response to bills brought forth by other state senators to try and stop lawsuits from being filed.
"The Constitution requires that the courthouse doors be open, so you cannot prohibit the filing of suits," Chambers says. "Anyone can sue anyone they choose, even God."
Chambers bases his ability to sue God, as, "that defendant, being omnipresent, is personally present in Douglas County."
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09-17-2007, 06:29 PM
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Be interesting to see how God responds to that!
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09-17-2007, 08:13 PM
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LOL
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09-17-2007, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Esther
Be interesting to see how God responds to that!
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09-17-2007, 08:35 PM
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Just when we thought Democrats didn't believe in God they sue him!
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09-17-2007, 09:25 PM
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Hilariously twisted.
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09-18-2007, 07:02 AM
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Be interesting to see how God responds to that!
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I read this on the internet and thought the same thing!
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09-18-2007, 07:37 AM
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good luck gettin into his bank account, lol,dt
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09-18-2007, 07:57 AM
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I read this on the internet and thought the same thing!
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God says He will NOT be mocked!
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09-18-2007, 08:25 AM
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Create Your Own Rainbows!
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Quote:
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God says He will NOT be mocked!
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If this man is stupid enough to actually take this to court, where does he thinks he's gonna get his money from? Does he think God is gonna pay him off?
Just when I think I can't be shocked anymore.....
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