Define "Futurism"

[1 God]

I agree to an extent. It should be modified a bit.

[Amanah]

WORLD—As Great Britain voted in favor of a motion to leave the European Union, premillenial dispensationalists around the world held emergency meetings Friday morning, frantically adjusting their prophetic charts to include the completely unanticipated new development.

“We’re thinking of calling this one ‘The Brexit Dispensation,'” Tim LaHaye told reporters as he hastily altered his precise wall charts to account for the new information. “We had previously thought that Saddam Hussein would be the one to usher in the one-world government, but that’s looking less likely now, so we’re going to make some official adjustments.” LaHaye added that the European Union might not be ushering in an age of one-world government after all, unfortunately.

Meanwhile in California, prophecy expert Dr. David Jeremiah of Shadow Mountain Community Church reportedly made an emergency early-morning phone call to Texas pastor John Hagee. “John, have you seen the news? This isn’t in any of the tables!” he is said to have screamed into the phone. After calming Jeremiah down, Hagee reportedly consulted a series of lunar charts taped across his bedroom walls and surmised that the Brexit decision had actually been accurately predicted by Halley’s Comet in 1986, before proceeding to scribble some corrections on his favorite eschatological timeline in red marker.

“We totally missed it!” Hagee told reporters as he explained his new chart at a Friday afternoon press conference. “It just goes to show when you’re not extremely careful about building your theology around current events and astrological signs, even the experts can make a mistake.”

Hagee further stated that he would have an exhaustive new book covering these developments released within a few months, tentatively titled Brexit: Dispensation of Doom.

https://babylonbee.com/news/dispensa...de-brexit-vote

[Amanah]

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[jediwill83]

Originally Posted by Amanah

WORLD—As Great Britain voted in favor of a motion to leave the European Union, premillenial dispensationalists around the world held emergency meetings Friday morning, frantically adjusting their prophetic charts to include the completely unanticipated new development.

“We’re thinking of calling this one ‘The Brexit Dispensation,'” Tim LaHaye told reporters as he hastily altered his precise wall charts to account for the new information. “We had previously thought that Saddam Hussein would be the one to usher in the one-world government, but that’s looking less likely now, so we’re going to make some official adjustments.” LaHaye added that the European Union might not be ushering in an age of one-world government after all, unfortunately.

Meanwhile in California, prophecy expert Dr. David Jeremiah of Shadow Mountain Community Church reportedly made an emergency early-morning phone call to Texas pastor John Hagee. “John, have you seen the news? This isn’t in any of the tables!” he is said to have screamed into the phone. After calming Jeremiah down, Hagee reportedly consulted a series of lunar charts taped across his bedroom walls and surmised that the Brexit decision had actually been accurately predicted by Halley’s Comet in 1986, before proceeding to scribble some corrections on his favorite eschatological timeline in red marker.

“We totally missed it!” Hagee told reporters as he explained his new chart at a Friday afternoon press conference. “It just goes to show when you’re not extremely careful about building your theology around current events and astrological signs, even the experts can make a mistake.”

Hagee further stated that he would have an exhaustive new book covering these developments released within a few months, tentatively titled Brexit: Dispensation of Doom.

https://babylonbee.com/news/dispensa...de-brexit-vote

Thats kinda hilarious.

[jediwill83]

Originally Posted by 1 God

No, since Jesus died before the foundation of the world. All who were ever saved were saved by his preeminence. He was the first born of everything, the first to die and the first to resurrect from the dead.(even before Lazarus).

Nope. He wasnt the first to be resurrected you silly goose. There was the man thrown on the bones of Elisha and also the son of the Shunamite woman.

[Michael The Disciple]

Originally Posted by Amanah

WORLD—As Great Britain voted in favor of a motion to leave the European Union, premillenial dispensationalists around the world held emergency meetings Friday morning, frantically adjusting their prophetic charts to include the completely unanticipated new development.

“We’re thinking of calling this one ‘The Brexit Dispensation,'” Tim LaHaye told reporters as he hastily altered his precise wall charts to account for the new information. “We had previously thought that Saddam Hussein would be the one to usher in the one-world government, but that’s looking less likely now, so we’re going to make some official adjustments.” LaHaye added that the European Union might not be ushering in an age of one-world government after all, unfortunately.

Meanwhile in California, prophecy expert Dr. David Jeremiah of Shadow Mountain Community Church reportedly made an emergency early-morning phone call to Texas pastor John Hagee. “John, have you seen the news? This isn’t in any of the tables!” he is said to have screamed into the phone. After calming Jeremiah down, Hagee reportedly consulted a series of lunar charts taped across his bedroom walls and surmised that the Brexit decision had actually been accurately predicted by Halley’s Comet in 1986, before proceeding to scribble some corrections on his favorite eschatological timeline in red marker.

“We totally missed it!” Hagee told reporters as he explained his new chart at a Friday afternoon press conference. “It just goes to show when you’re not extremely careful about building your theology around current events and astrological signs, even the experts can make a mistake.”

Hagee further stated that he would have an exhaustive new book covering these developments released within a few months, tentatively titled Brexit: Dispensation of Doom.

https://babylonbee.com/news/dispensa...de-brexit-vote

May want to verify if this is true. Babylonbee is known as a "satire" sight.

[Amanah]

Originally Posted by Michael The Disciple

May want to verify if this is tree. Babylonbee is known as a "satire" sight.

Yep! what's funny is that it could be true.

[Michael The Disciple]

Originally Posted by 1 God

I agree to an extent. It should be modified a bit.

One need not accept a label of their beliefs that others have made up. Im not a dispensationalist or a futurist. Im a Christian who believes most prophecy in Matt. 24, 2 Thess, 2 Peter, and Revelation is yet to come.

In that sense I am a "futurist". Not that I believe or teach some certain "scheme" of interpretation.

[Michael The Disciple]

Originally Posted by Amanah

WORLD—As Great Britain voted in favor of a motion to leave the European Union, premillenial dispensationalists around the world held emergency meetings Friday morning, frantically adjusting their prophetic charts to include the completely unanticipated new development.

“We’re thinking of calling this one ‘The Brexit Dispensation,'” Tim LaHaye told reporters as he hastily altered his precise wall charts to account for the new information. “We had previously thought that Saddam Hussein would be the one to usher in the one-world government, but that’s looking less likely now, so we’re going to make some official adjustments.” LaHaye added that the European Union might not be ushering in an age of one-world government after all, unfortunately.

Meanwhile in California, prophecy expert Dr. David Jeremiah of Shadow Mountain Community Church reportedly made an emergency early-morning phone call to Texas pastor John Hagee. “John, have you seen the news? This isn’t in any of the tables!” he is said to have screamed into the phone. After calming Jeremiah down, Hagee reportedly consulted a series of lunar charts taped across his bedroom walls and surmised that the Brexit decision had actually been accurately predicted by Halley’s Comet in 1986, before proceeding to scribble some corrections on his favorite eschatological timeline in red marker.

“We totally missed it!” Hagee told reporters as he explained his new chart at a Friday afternoon press conference. “It just goes to show when you’re not extremely careful about building your theology around current events and astrological signs, even the experts can make a mistake.”

Hagee further stated that he would have an exhaustive new book covering these developments released within a few months, tentatively titled Brexit: Dispensation of Doom.

https://babylonbee.com/news/dispensa...de-brexit-vote

And to many its funny how 1n 1844 the historist system deceived thousands into selling all they had and waiting for Christ to return on Oct. 22.

Funny to others how the historist scheme claimed the 5th trumpet of prophecy was the Muslims. Funny thing was the judgment was supposed to last 5 months according to John the apostle but here weve had Muslims for well over a thousand years!

According to John they would not KILL ANYONE. And yet Muslims have killed MILLIONS and are still at it today!

So its not just "dispies" or "futurists" that bring "wild speculations"!

[1 God]

Originally Posted by Michael The Disciple

One need not accept a label of their beliefs that others have made up. Im not a dispensationalist or a futurist. Im a Christian who believes most prophecy in Matt. 24, 2 Thess, 2 Peter, and Revelation is yet to come.

In that sense I am a "futurist". Not that I believe or teach some certain "scheme" of interpretation.

I understand what you mean. I have reconciled dispensational teachings to Biblical standards and they make sense to teach. The status quo was not accurate. Whoever came up with it did not think it through very well.