Ah the relationship between the Men & their Wives.
What is it with the female psyche?
Wife at work to husband at home: "Hi honey, how are you?"
Me:"Fine!"
Wife:"Have the kids ate yet?"
Me: (hearing rustling of potato chip & cookie bags) "Yep!"
Wife: "What did they eat?"
Me:"Food."
Women are too naggy on the details.
On Mothers Day,
Me:"Happy Mothers Day Sweetie! What's for breakfast?"
Me:"Did I say something wrong?"
Women are too emotional!
On Mothers Day again a gift is given.
Me: "Here Sweetie, (hands package to wife with a proud look on face)
Me: I wrapped it myself you know."
Wife: (looks at package with a puzzled look on face)
Me (it took two rolls to wrap and there isn't a straight line nor an even surface on the package and muttters to self that Scotch tape is way too expensive for wrapping paper for the amount that is used.)
"I tried to save money on getting it wrapped.
it also adds a personal touch."
Woman are too picky. (Note to self, next time use a gift bag!)
At a function.
Wife: "I need to go to the bathroom."
Women within earshot:" Oh I 'll go too!"
Me(Looks around to see that no man is anywhere near the Bathroom and does his best James Bond impersonation to get to the Bathroom unseen)
Woman are weird!
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