Once upon a time, a church asked me to be their pastor. I told them they did not know me well enough to be considering it. In the course of our discussion, I asked how they would feel if they drove by and their pastor was mowing his lawn in shorts.
I then explained that I wear nothing above the knee, and if a woman was lusting over my calves, she had deeper issues anyway. LOL!
They voted me in, but I didn't accept.
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