What Apostolic women want! 🔥 - Page 6

Birddog · #51 11-30-2018, 05:21 PM

Lots of women named Red Acted?

Birddog · #52 11-30-2018, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by n david

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Amanah · #53 12-01-2018, 06:13 AM

https://babylonbee.com/news/kid-inun...at-youth-group

Kid Inundated With Marriage Proposals After Whipping Guitar Out At Youth Group

GARY, IN—Local teenager Mark Carson was inundated with a flood of marriage proposals after he casually whipped out his guitar after youth group Sunday afternoon, sources at Cataclysm Youth Collective confirmed.

The boy pulled out his $99 Squier acoustic and played a few bars of "Reckless Love," causing no less than 17 girls to immediately stop what they were doing and make a lucrative marriage offer.
While the majority of the offers he received were simple proposals, several more motivated girls offered valuable dowries. Stacy Pendleton's father even reportedly put a sizable tract of land and several dozen livestock on the table.
"I'm going to work through the offers and see what I want to do," Carson told reporters. "I really want to guard my heart and make sure I don't give it away too soon. Linda's pretty cool. I heard she plays video games. So she's probably first in line. But I dunno. Jennifer is a real Proverbs 31 hottie."
The number of marriage offers that Carson received doubled after he played a shaky B minor chord, sources confirmed at publishing time.

1ofthechosen · #54 12-01-2018, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Amanah

https://babylonbee.com/news/kid-inun...at-youth-group

Kid Inundated With Marriage Proposals After Whipping Guitar Out At Youth Group

GARY, IN—Local teenager Mark Carson was inundated with a flood of marriage proposals after he casually whipped out his guitar after youth group Sunday afternoon, sources at Cataclysm Youth Collective confirmed.

The boy pulled out his $99 Squier acoustic and played a few bars of "Reckless Love," causing no less than 17 girls to immediately stop what they were doing and make a lucrative marriage offer.
While the majority of the offers he received were simple proposals, several more motivated girls offered valuable dowries. Stacy Pendleton's father even reportedly put a sizable tract of land and several dozen livestock on the table.
"I'm going to work through the offers and see what I want to do," Carson told reporters. "I really want to guard my heart and make sure I don't give it away too soon. Linda's pretty cool. I heard she plays video games. So she's probably first in line. But I dunno. Jennifer is a real Proverbs 31 hottie."
The number of marriage offers that Carson received doubled after he played a shaky B minor chord, sources confirmed at publishing time.

Well this guy must be the Stevie Ray Vaughn of gospel music... If that's true it's very sad though lol, I never did read one scripture where anyone was clued to marry someone by the Holy Ghost because their playing of an instrument. Unless of course we want to twist the story of Saul and David playing him the harp to soothe the bad spirit as that. But Saul only gave him his daughter to catch him up. That guy better be careful!

Esaias · #55 12-01-2018, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by 1ofthechosen

Well this guy must be the Stevie Ray Vaughn of gospel music... If that's true it's very sad though lol, I never did read one scripture where anyone was clued to marry someone by the Holy Ghost because their playing of an instrument. Unless of course we want to twist the story of Saul and David playing him the harp to soothe the bad spirit as that. But Saul only gave him his daughter to catch him up. That guy better be careful!

I think the article is satire...

n david · #56 12-01-2018, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by 1ofthechosen

Well this guy must be the Stevie Ray Vaughn of gospel music... If that's true it's very sad though lol, I never did read one scripture where anyone was clued to marry someone by the Holy Ghost because their playing of an instrument. Unless of course we want to twist the story of Saul and David playing him the harp to soothe the bad spirit as that. But Saul only gave him his daughter to catch him up. That guy better be careful!

It's the Babylon Bee...a satire website.