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Old 02-12-2007, 10:03 AM
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Is You APOSTOLIC Or WHAT ?

Is You APOSTOLIC Or What ?

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill
and cook a venison steak.
But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....
and since it was Lent,
they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks
was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful
that they finally talked to their priest.

The Priest came to visit Bubba
and suggested that he become a Catholic.

After several classes and much study,
Bubba attended Mass
..and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him,
he said,
"You were born an Apostolic,
and raised an Apostolic,
But Now
You Are A Catholic."

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved,
until the next Friday night arrived,
and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison
again filled the neighborhood.

The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors
and as he rushed into Bubba's yard
clutching a rosary preparing to scold him,

He Stopped And Watched 'Bubba' In Amazement.

There Stood Bubba,
clutching a small bottle of water
from which he wuz carefully sprinkeling water
over the grilling meat

chanting:

"You Wuz Borned A Deear,

You wuz Raised A Deear,

But Now,

Thank GOD,

You Is

A Catfish


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Old 02-12-2007, 10:58 AM
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Old 02-12-2007, 11:26 AM
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Is You APOSTOLIC Or What ?

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill
and cook a venison steak.
But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....
and since it was Lent,
they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks
was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful
that they finally talked to their priest.

The Priest came to visit Bubba
and suggested that he become a Catholic.

After several classes and much study,
Bubba attended Mass
..and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him,
he said,
"You were born an Apostolic,
and raised an Apostolic,
But Now
You Are A Catholic."

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved,
until the next Friday night arrived,
and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison
again filled the neighborhood.

The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors
and as he rushed into Bubba's yard
clutching a rosary preparing to scold him,

He Stopped And Watched 'Bubba' In Amazement.

There Stood Bubba,
clutching a small bottle of water
from which he wuz carefully sprinkeling water
over the grilling meat

chanting:

"You Wuz Borned A Deear,

You wuz Raised A Deear,

But Now,

Thank GOD,

You Is

A Catfish


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