Do Angels have hair?

[Evang.Benincasa]

Originally Posted by houston

At planet fitness

Ah, no judgement zone

[Evang.Benincasa]

Do angels shuffle when they walk?

[Amanah]

do they pass gas if they eat to many twinkies?

[houston]

Originally Posted by Evang.Benincasa

Ah, no judgement zone

LOL! I saw that you and Esaias mentioned something about PF not being a real gym. I did some googling. Wow! That place is like a cult for fat people that want to feel good about themselves because they used a treadmill for 15 minutes.

Their dumbbells go up to 70 lbs. you can’t grunt. If you do you’re asked to leave for intimidating people.

They give free pizza and donuts.


Unreal.

[houston]

Originally Posted by Amanah

do they pass gas if they eat to many twinkies?

Does the gas smell like roses?

[Evang.Benincasa]

Originally Posted by houston

LOL! I saw that you and Esaias mentioned something about PF not being a real gym. I did some googling. Wow! That place is like a cult for fat people that want to feel good about themselves because they used a treadmill for 15 minutes.

Their dumbbells go up to 70 lbs. you can’t grunt. If you do you’re asked to leave for intimidating people.

They give free pizza and donuts.


Unreal.

A cult is a very good discription.

The most popular dumbbell size is 10lb and 20lbs for entry level. People have a give up level, and will automatically stop during a set.
Without proper training to the entry level lifter, they either make it up, have bad form, or quit. Gyms usually bank on quitters, and no shows. No shows are the ones who pay for the year and never set a foot in the gym. Planet fitness is no different. They just want the lion share of the New Year resolution never bes.
People need to be convinced to train, and then encouraged to never give up.
Sweat, grunting, pain, is a part of heavy lifting. Once they see the results they get the Iron Bug, but even then they have to be motivated to continue on the path of strength. Planet Fitness just wants you to come as you are and stay as you are. Just pay your membership and look like your training if you show up.

[Esther]

I would say they do. Remember the scripture that warns to be careful because you might entertain angels unaware.

[Evang.Benincasa]

Originally Posted by Esther

I would say they do. Remember the scripture that warns to be careful because you might entertain angels unaware.

They do what? Lift heavy? Have gastric problems after consuming fake food? Long flowing uncut hair that summons Pentecostals? Shuffling feet that only Johnny Cash can hear ( or use to)? Or hold a year long membership to Planet Fitness? Or hang out at Jedi Will’s house eating Paleo and building small snowmen in the front yard? Or all the above?

[houston]

They have hair ^^

[Esther]

Originally Posted by Evang.Benincasa

They do what? Lift heavy? Have gastric problems after consuming fake food? Long flowing uncut hair that summons Pentecostals? Shuffling feet that only Johnny Cash can hear ( or use to)? Or hold a year long membership to Planet Fitness? Or hang out at Jedi Will’s house eating Paleo and building small snowmen in the front yard? Or all the above?

Try reading the title of this thread.