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Esther
03-07-2007, 01:54 PM
Man calls police for assistance in break-in
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STEVENS POINT, Wis. — If only all criminals were this helpful.
A 24-year-old man called police to tell them he was trying to break into a church, but he wasn't having much luck.
Police said the found the man waiting at St. Paul's Lutheran Church. The man told them he had hoped to get married in the church and was trying to use a metal shovel to break through the doors. He told them he figured they could help.
Officers searched the man and found marijuana. He then invited them to his home where, he told them, they would find more drugs.
They did: He showed them his stash of marijuana and stolen prescription drugs.
The man was arrested on charges of criminal damage to property, possession of drugs and paraphernalia, police said.
Town officals were astounded.
"There aren't many arrests like that," Police Chief Jeff Morris said.
Man calls police for assistance in break-in
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STEVENS POINT, Wis. — If only all criminals were this helpful.
A 24-year-old man called police to tell them he was trying to break into a church, but he wasn't having much luck.
Police said the found the man waiting at St. Paul's Lutheran Church. The man told them he had hoped to get married in the church and was trying to use a metal shovel to break through the doors. He told them he figured they could help.
Officers searched the man and found marijuana. He then invited them to his home where, he told them, they would find more drugs.
They did: He showed them his stash of marijuana and stolen prescription drugs.
The man was arrested on charges of criminal damage to property, possession of drugs and paraphernalia, police said.
Town officals were astounded.
"There aren't many arrests like that," Police Chief Jeff Morris said.
Add one more charge-Stupidity!:killinme
Theophilus
03-07-2007, 02:02 PM
Man calls police for assistance in break-in
Associated Press
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STEVENS POINT, Wis. — If only all criminals were this helpful.
A 24-year-old man called police to tell them he was trying to break into a church, but he wasn't having much luck.
Police said the found the man waiting at St. Paul's Lutheran Church. The man told them he had hoped to get married in the church and was trying to use a metal shovel to break through the doors. He told them he figured they could help.
Officers searched the man and found marijuana. He then invited them to his home where, he told them, they would find more drugs.
They did: He showed them his stash of marijuana and stolen prescription drugs.
The man was arrested on charges of criminal damage to property, possession of drugs and paraphernalia, police said.
Town officals were astounded.
"There aren't many arrests like that," Police Chief Jeff Morris said.
It's a conspiracy! Can't you people see!
He's working deep cover to infiltrate the prison systems.
MrsMcD
03-07-2007, 02:04 PM
He must have been on drugs when he called the police to help him break into a church. :nutso
Esther
03-07-2007, 02:23 PM
He must have been on drugs when he called the police to help him break into a church. :nutso
You think? :) :killinme
It's a conspiracy! Can't you people see!
He's working deep cover to infiltrate the prison systems.
uh, wrong forum.
Theophilus
03-07-2007, 05:34 PM
uh, wrong forum.
:confused:
Praxeas
03-07-2007, 06:49 PM
Add one more charge-Stupidity!:killinme
When he gets out I bet he auditions for American Idol:heeheehee
Titus_2_3
03-07-2007, 08:06 PM
Cell Phone vs. Bible. Get ready to be stepped on. Just say ouch!
I wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our
cell phones ?
What if we carried it around in our purses, or pockets?
What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it?
What if we flipped through it several times a day?
What if we used it to receive messages from the text?
What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it?
What if we gave it to kids as gifts?
What if we used it as we traveled?
What if we used it in case of an emergency?
What if we upgraded it to get the latest version?
Something to make you say hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, and where is your Bible?
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