Who is the Wisest Poster at AFF?

[pelathais]

Who would you chose?

For me, I think the wisest is [you]. :bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow

[mizpeh]

Who would you chose?

For me, I think the wisest is [you].

I agree, Felicity, is the wisest of all. :santathumb

But I think anonymous will win the most votes.

[staysharp]

Who would you chose?

For me, I think the wisest is [you]. :bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow

Thank you and I vote for YOU as the wisest!

[Stephanas]

:penguin :penguin My vote also goes to [you]. :penguin :penguin

[Ronzo]

[you] is NOT the wisest... [you], you are the weakest link! Goodbye!

[Brother Price]

My vote goes to...well...it is a tie. I gain much wisdom from one and all of you all.

Thanks for the votes folks. I appreciate them tremendously. :yourock

[staysharp]

[you] is NOT the wisest... [you], you are the weakest link! Goodbye!

Sounds like you've been watching too many reruns on the Game Show channel...lol

[Brother Price]

Ronzo...sweet, bearded Ronzo...

Don't hate, bro. :D

[Ronzo]

Ronzo...sweet, bearded Ronzo...

Don't hate, bro. :D
Goatee's gone dude.

Do a quote on that last post of mine and you'll see what's up... I'm an equal opportunity "apostolic offender"... ;)

[staysharp]

Thanks for the votes folks. I appreciate them tremendously. :yourock

You must walk by faith...nobody has voted for you!

[Ronzo]

Sounds like you've been watching too many reruns on the Game Show channel...lol
Throw a rock and the dog that gets hit yelps the loudest!
;)

[SDG]

Among being the most Apostolic ... I humbly accept this award.

[Ronzo]

Among being the most Apostolic ... I humbly accept this award.
You sure are gullible!

[staysharp]

Throw a rock and the dog that gets hit yelps the loudest!
;)

That's my point, you shouldn't be throwing rocks! Remember the words of a wise man..."he that is without sin, let him cast the first stone".

[Brother Price]

I am more Apostolic than Dan!

[staysharp]

Among being the most Apostolic ... I humbly accept this award.

Why are you trying to steal my thunder? This isn't about being Apostolic, this is about being wise!

[Ronzo]

That's my point, you shouldn't be throwing rocks! Remember the words of a wise man..."he that is without sin, let him cast the first stone".
I've got a Red Rider Repeating Slingshot so you better run!

[Brother Price]

Why are you trying to steal my thunder? This isn't about being Apostolic, this is about being wise!

OK, my friend, that could be loaded when it come to my Dan there. :ursofunny

[Sister Alvear]

Thank you for the vote of confidence...but I do not feel wise at all...You brought tears to my eyes. So many of you folks are very wise and considerate and so respectful to others.
We must all pray that in our differences we can still love and be kind. We must pray that we do not become cult-like in our thinking. Pray for fresh anointings, baptisms of love, eyes to see the world like Jesus has.

You know dear ones, as we become older we realize how much we need our brothers, sisters and friends. Life is too short to make enemies. That does not mean we agree with everyone but it does mean if we have to speak out against something or someone we should be sure it is needful.

I have learned to appreciate people and try to see things through their eyes.

Sometimes those we consider HARD people are hurting people and their way of getting attention is saying hard cutting remarks. Some of these same people I have seen love melt them down like a little child.

I hurt when I see people who will not listen, I hurt when I see people who will not listen to advice...

Dear ones...make friends if at all possible not enemies...

[Brother Price]

I've got a Red Rider Repeating Slingshot so you better run!

But, I got these...

http://www.profilon.us/advtech/shotforce/HRN-4100.jpg

:D

[Ronzo]

OK... time for Ronzo to go to work...

[staysharp]

OK, my friend, that could be loaded when it come to my Dan there. :ursofunny

Huh? Who learned you how to spoke?

[Brother Price]

Me graduamated from dat dar publik skoul.

[drummerboy_dave]

The wisest posters here are those who only lurk.

[RevBuddy]

My fellow AFF citizens...

:tiphat It is with a deep sense of responsibility, shock and awe, and certainly no less than an asounding amount on sincere humility and lowliness, that I graciously accept your timely and, no doubt, overdue acclaim for me as the wisest AFF poster...the "poster' extraordinary."

I would like to take this opportunity to thank all the little people who have kindly posted the most inane and undecipherable posts in order to elevate my obvious intellect, talent and outstanding abilities...

but on second thought, only one name comes to mind as a little person...even that "less apostolic than all of us" person...my friend and brother, and of course, yours, too...Apostolic Dan!

Applause...applause...applause...

Thank you....thank you...thank you...RevBuddy has left the building (huh, forum)... :tiphat

[RevBuddy]

Love you, Dan...

:sorry Just kidding...still buddies... :tiphat

[Dora]

Somebody is a computer wiz!

Every man is wise in his own eyes....

[philjones]

Some folks will never learn the forum tricks... but I did enjoy the thought for the three seconds it took my Hydrocodone numbed brain to react to the reality of what had been done. Had Pel actually thought i was the wisest it would have been a high compliment coming from the one I think is often the wittiest. :D

[staysharp]

Some folks will never learn the forum tricks... but I did enjoy the thought for the three seconds it took my Hydrocodone numbed brain to react to the reality of what had been done. Had Pel actually thought i was the wisest it would have been a high compliment coming from the one I think is often the wittiest. :D

You are very wise Dr. Phil, you should have your own tv show.

[Brother Price]

Dr. Phil and Sandra!!!


:D Now that would be a show worth watching. Insight and entertainment.

[Kings Kid]

Who would you chose?

For me, I think the wisest is [you]. :bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow

Trust me I'm not the wisest. You might want to give it to Dan.

[nahkoe]

Who would you chose?

For me, I think the wisest is [you]. :bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow


I needed the laugh this morning. This is great stuff.

[staysharp]

Trust me I'm not the wisest. You might want to give it to Dan.

You certainly are not very wise degrading yourself.

[Kings Kid]

You certainly are not very wise degrading yourself.

I wasn't degrading myself just trying to be humble.

[staysharp]

I wasn't degrading myself just trying to be humble.

Great spin, you may want to apply to Hillary's campaign.

[PreacherV]

I wasn't degrading myself just trying to be humble.

I heard about a guy who was so humble that folks got together and got him a "humble" button. Then they took it away because he wore it.

[Kings Kid]

Great spin, you may want to apply to Hillary's campaign.
I'll pass on applying to Hillarys campaign I have ethics.

[RevBuddy]

Now THAT'S funny... :tiphat

[revrandy]

Well I do love me too...







Thanks for the vote...I hereby and forthwith do solemnly promise to keep the sacred trust to which I have been slated by the Honorable among here....Fourscore and two minutes ago my life was changed by the great vote of confidence in which the responsibility of being the wisest was placed upon me..it is with humility and patience I do by here accept it..let me be the first to set up office and hang my sign in the purest tradition of great consolers and counselor.....


http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r306/rgraham28/Lucy.jpg

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

Trust me I'm not the wisest. You might want to give it to Dan.


No, it is [you] and I agree [you] is more Apostolic than Daniel!

[MrsMcD]

Some folks are so talented! It must be Boom. :D

[revrandy]

Well somebody's wise and up to the tricky!!!:D

[PreacherV]

Who would you chose?

For me, I think the wisest is [you]. :bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow

I'll have to admit, you almost got me there, Pel. I would have to say YOU must be the wisest, since you managed to vote for everybody.

[freeatlast]

How do you "magically" make the name of whoever is reading the post appear in the line.

Do you drape m,agic hair over the name,,,and then *poof* it apprears??


Pretty cool..I needed a laugh this morning.

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

Some folks are so talented! It must be Boom. :D


This thread is all about the wisdom of [you]!

[DividedThigh]

Who would you chose?

For me, I think the wisest is [you]. :bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow

ok pelathais, why do you think that, jsut curious, lol, dt:santathumb

[Hawkman]

I must admit, I am the wisest of all! A super, superhero who is constantly at your beck and call! I will certainly swoop in with the wisest of the wise and save the day. Just another day at work!! I am humbled, however, by the accolades!!!

[Raven]

Who would you chose?

For me, I think the wisest is [you]. :bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow
Pelathais is the wisest! Cleverest post yet on the Forum!!!

I don't know that I meet the criteria but I was wise enough to wed this beautiful lady a few years ago ......... maybe I am a little wise after all.

Raven
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc78/Papalarry15/ourboys.jpg

[Michael The Disciple]

I fell for this the first time around.

[JamDat]

I must admit, I am the wisest of all! A super, superhero who is constantly at your beck and call! I will certainly swoop in with the wisest of the wise and save the day. Just another day at work!! I am humbled, however, by the accolades!!!

Don't be humbled, because it's really [you] who's the wisest here.

[Hawkman]

I fell for this the first time around.

Fell? What do you mean?

[JamDat]

Who would you chose?

For me, I think the wisest is [you]. :bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow

They may be the wisest, but I heard that [you] had big issues to work out too.

[PreacherV]

What's up with you people? The way everyone is rushing to accept their award as WPF (Wisest Poster on Forum), you would think we were in Tulsa electing the new WPF (Worldwide Pentecostal Fellowship) general super. Maybe we should pass the tricky on to the Magnificent 7 (or 6) and the 49 Elders. They can all vote for each other and thereby eradicate once and for all this pandemic of Diotrophes disease among us.

[Tina]

:groan Not again!

[DividedThigh]

They may be the wisest, but I heard that [you] had big issues to work out too.

excuse me , why are you guys talking about me like i aint in the room, lol,dt

[Sister Alvear]

They may be the wisest, but I heard that [you] had big issues to work out too.


Maybe you can explain my big issues and people here can help me work them out...

[JamDat]

excuse me , why are you guys talking about me like i aint in the room, lol,dt

Sorry DT, but I was talking with some people last weekend at church and they said that [you] had big issues to work out. Didn't mean to offend anyone.

[DividedThigh]

Sorry DT, but I was talking with some people last weekend at church and they said that [you] had big issues to work out. Didn't mean to offend anyone.

oh i am not offended, i would just like to know how you guys think you know so much about me, since most of you dont have a clue, lol,dt

[rgcraig]

Oh me.

[DividedThigh]

Oh me.

me too, renda, merry christmas, dt:bells

[JamDat]

I take it all back. :christmaskiss

[ChurchMouse]

No, it is [you] and I agree [you] is more Apostolic than Daniel!

You guys are so full of pudupy, the wisest is Wrek-Hart, oh my bad we don't have one of those, sorry, Lord forgive me and bless all the little pigmies in... well wherever... anyways...... the wisest is......... BOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!

[COOPER]

Who would you chose?

For me, I think the wisest is [you]. :bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow

:jolly....[you].... is the wisest!...

[Sister Alvear]

my big issues...Is my weight! Love you folks...ha...

[ChurchMouse]

:nahnah



You Can't get MEEEEEEEE !!!!

[JamDat]

:nahnah



You Can't get MEEEEEEEE !!!!

Is that a picture of [you]?

[ChurchMouse]

Is that a picture of [you]?

It most certainly is not, tis just a reflection !!!!!!!!!!

[DividedThigh]

Is that a picture of [you]?

not nice, dont make me hurt you, dt:christmasjig

[JamDat]

not nice, dont make me hurt you, dt:christmasjig

I'm having to much fun for being sick, LOL.:christmoose

[Adra]

If you could have seen the look of total confusion on my face you would have laughed. First I am complimented then someone insults me and then, well, I am glad I read all the comments.

I have only one thing to say, someone has a LOT more computer knowledge than I do(that one may be the wisest on here), AND someone has a lot of time on their hands.

Good joke, lol

[Titus2Mom]

Who would you chose?

For me, I think the wisest is [you]. :bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow

Woah! Should I be flattered or scared?
Why on earth would you choose my name? I'm just a nobody.
I'm really not certain what the purpose of this thread is.

[Mrs. LPW]

I am sooooooooooooo confused. How'd you do this? Does everyone see their own name?

[commonsense]

I was going to say, Thanks, I didn't know you noticed and then I started reading all of the posts and realized something was up. I'm in agreement with Mrs LPW, How'd you do this?
too funny.......

[Cindy]

Ya mean I ain't the wisest?
How cruel life can be.
Please say it ain't so.

[RandyWayne]

Who would you chose?

For me, I think the wisest is [you]. :bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow

Wise or a "wise guy"? "Nuak nuak nuak!"

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w113/RandyWayneD/Misc%20pics%20for%20posting%20on%20other%20sites/mr-bean2.jpg

[RevBuddy]

Come on, ya'll...

:hmmm

It went out to EVERYBODY!!!! No pun intended, but WISE up!

:tiphat

[revrandy]

Hey I accepted...




What do I get???

[Titus2Mom]

I am sooooooooooooo confused. How'd you do this? Does everyone see their own name?

Yes, I figured it out...the "quote" uses "you" in it, and then shows everyone their own name.

Pretty startling.

[Sister Alvear]

I am laughing...

[JamDat]

I am laughing...

Good that's one issue I don't have to worry about, LOL.

[SiblingRevelry]

Who would you chose?

For me, I think the wisest is [you]. :bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow

Heh heh heh...this is like my parents telling me yesterday that a couple of candles they had gotten for Christmas had pot in them. They were yanking my chain, and I had forgotten that I'd read earlier this week about a guy trying to smuggle pot across the border in some candles....

In short, thank you for yanking my chain and giving me a good laugh this morning!

:christmoose

:jolly

[Dedicated Mind]

Thank you Pelathias, Stephanas, Boom and anyone else who mentioned me. I am truly humbled by the honor. The question becomes, where does wisdom come from?? Learning from mistakes, trials and experience can win a wise award but certainly not the most worthy award. My vote goes to Bro. Strange, Falla and Sam, though I don't agree with Sam on all issues; He certainly has a spirit of meekness that is admirable.:santathumb

[PastorD]

:penguin :penguin My vote also goes to [you]. :penguin :penguin


I knew something was bad wrong when Stephanas was voting my name! :christmaskiss

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

I am laughing...

[you] should follow Sister Alvear and simply laugh!

:killinme


















(all in fun folks, and I will turn it off if we abuse the entire board)

[Sister Alvear]

Need some of that computer know how to work on mission projects!

[PastorD]

[you] should follow Sister Alvear and simply laugh!

:killinme


















(all in fun folks, and I will turn it off if we abuse the entire board)



I have been laughing. Totally cool trick . . . :jolly

[COOPER]

I have been laughing. Totally cool trick . . . :jolly

Just keep laughing [you]! :jolly

[Falla39]

Just keep laughing [you]! :jolly

:jolly:jolly:jolly:jolly:jolly!!!!

Blessings,

Falla39:horn

[TRFrance]

Man this is the funniest thing.

Wow. I almost came out here saying something like "Aww, guys.Thanks, but... you shouldn't have" :p

I'm glad I caught on to the joke before I came out and embarrassed myself!
:laffatu:jolly


Now I'm going to just sit in the corner with my popcorn and watch. Lets see how many others fall for the joke. :jolly

[Neck]

Among being the most Apostolic ... I humbly accept this award.


Dan you have my vote. I find you very informative and fair with other posters.

[Elizabeth]

whatever....

[Elizabeth]

whatever....

Sorry didnt get it! Until SOMEONE explained to me!

[Neck]

:bellsMy fellow AFF citizens...

:tiphat It is with a deep sense of responsibility, shock and awe, and certainly no less than an asounding amount on sincere humility and lowliness, that I graciously accept your timely and, no doubt, overdue acclaim for me as the wisest AFF poster...the "poster' extraordinary."

I would like to take this opportunity to thank all the little people who have kindly posted the most inane and undecipherable posts in order to elevate my obvious intellect, talent and outstanding abilities...

but on second thought, only one name comes to mind as a little person...even that "less apostolic than all of us" person...my friend and brother, and of course, yours, too...Apostolic Dan!

Applause...applause...applause...

Thank you....thank you...thank you...RevBuddy has left the building (huh, forum)... :tiphat

[Elizabeth]

So if I write [you] is the most talented

[you] is the most thoughtful

[you] is the best writer among us

[you] is the GREATEST!!

That would work too??

[Neck]

Trust me I'm not the wisest. You might want to give it to Dan.

If I ahve wisdom at all, it is when I hit the back on my browser after writing a post. Then I just walk away....

I enjoy the entire mix of folks on this forum.

Regardless of the points of view.

Even "Ronzo".

Neckstadt

[Neck]

This whole thread should make us all feel good!

[TRFrance]

So if I write [you] is the most talented

[you] is the most thoughtful

[you] is the best writer among us

[you] is the GREATEST!!

That would work too??

Pardon me folks...
This is a test.
Figuring out how this thing works...

:boomm

[TRFrance]

So if I write [you] is the most talented
[you] is the most thoughtful
[you] is the best writer among us
[you] is the GREATEST!!
That would work too??

(Pardon me folks...
This is a only a test.
Figuring out how this thing works... )



:boomm

[Apprehended]

Who would you chose?

For me, I think the wisest is [you]. :bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow

Oh dear me....

Are there TWO Apprehended(s) on this board. If I'm the ONLY one, we are ALL in trouble and need a lot of light from the Day :star

[Apprehended]

O what wise ones can do with a little internet saavy. Reminds me of the fellow that came to church for the first time, not knowing anyone, but swore that someone told the preacher all about his wicked ways.

No sir...

You and I have just been suckered by internet saavy.

[Darcie]

I thought it must be a joke, or just down right cruel!

[Elizabeth]

O what wise ones can do with a little internet saavy. Reminds me of the fellow that came to church for the first time, not knowing anyone, but swore that someone told the preacher all about his wicked ways.

No sir...

[you] and I have just been suckered by internet saavy.

Or [you] could say it like that-

[Elizabeth]

I thought it must be a joke, or just down right cruel!

I know I didnt get it until someone told me how they did it--I thought it was a little mean at first.

[Margies3]

Who would you chose?

For me, I think the wisest is [you]. :bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow

Wow! What a shock. I wasn't even going to open this thread because I never make these kinds of lists.

Thank you so much! You have made my day, Pelathais. I don't know what I've done to deserve the honor and am very humbled by it. But also grateful.

[Darcie]

I know I didnt get it until someone told me how they did it--I thought it was a little mean at first.

How is it done?!?!?!?!?

[TRFrance]

Wow! What a shock. I wasn't even going to open this thread because I never make these kinds of lists.

Thank you so much! You have made my day, Pelathais. I don't know what I've done to deserve the honor and am very humbled by it. But also grateful.

Margies3, you've just become another victim.
But you'll figure it out soon enough :jolly

[Sister Alvear]

yeah....I didn't get it at first...but got a pm...I am so believing...my kids laugh at me because I usually believe whatever anyone says...ha...

better to often taken in than doubting everything...I can laugh at myself.. love you folks.

[TRFrance]

How is it done?!?!?!?!?


You put the word you in-between the [ ] brackets.
The "you" shows up with the name of whoever is logged in, looking at the screen.

So when I do it here: [you], it should show up with your name, or whoever else is looking at the screen... it'll show their name.

[Margies3]

What's up with you people? The way everyone is rushing to accept their award as WPF (Wisest Poster on Forum), you would think we were in Tulsa electing the new WPF (Worldwide Pentecostal Fellowship) general super. Maybe we should pass the tricky on to the Magnificent 7 (or 6) and the 49 Elders. They can all vote for each other and thereby eradicate once and for all this pandemic of Diotrophes disease among us.

Hey! I had to rush to accept this award. Like I said, I never make any other lists. Might as well accept them any way you can get 'em!

[Darcie]

You put the word "you" inbetween the [ ] brackets.
The "you" shows up with the name of whoever is logged in, looking at the screen.

So when I do it here: [you], it should show up with your name, or whoever else is looking at the screen... it'll show their name.

Got it! Thanks

[freeatlast]

So if I write [you] is the most talented

[you] is the most thoughtful

[you] is the best writer among us

[you] is the GREATEST!!

That would work too??

Yup it worked Jeanie..freeatlast is what appears to me

Your nickname should appear here.... [you]

[TRFrance]

This is kind of a cruel joke... but its so much fun to watch!! (evil grin)

Bwaah-hah-hah-hah-haaaaah!!!

:christmoose

[Apprehended]

LOL...

If the originator is not feeling a little guilty by now...someone take his pulse. Can he still fog a mirror? LOL....tooooooo phunnie....

[TRFrance]

LOL...

If the originator is not feeling a little guilty by now...someone take his pulse. Can he still fog a mirror? LOL....tooooooo phunnie....

I'm just loving some of these humble "acceptance speeches" from those who didn't get the joke. Cracking me up. :jolly


I think Sister Alvear gave the most moving speech. Quite touching, I must say.


.

[Apprehended]

I'm just loving some of these humble "acceptance speeches" from those who didn't get the joke. Cracking me up. :jolly

I fist thought there were two Apprehended(s). There was no way that it could be determined that I was the wisest after ONLY ONE POST.

Toooooooo much candy for a nickel here. LOL....

Love those very humble, contrite, trearful but grateful acceptance speeches too.

Somebody shoot the originator if he is still above grass level. LOL...

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

So if I write [you] is the most talented

[you] is the most thoughtful

[you] is the best writer among us

[you] is the GREATEST!!

That would work too??

Only if [you] will be receptive of such accolades!

[Titus2Mom]

I'm glad I caught on to the joke before I came out and embarrassed myself!
:laffatu:jolly

Oh, it completely freaked me out! LOL My heart literally jumped in my chest and my hands started shaking, "A thread about me? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!" :runhills is what I was thinking! But I posted when I read the first post, and as soon as I read the rest, I figured out what was going on. I'm sure it added a couple more hoary hairs to my head though! LOL

[staysharp]

Yup it worked Jeanie..freeatlast is what appears to me

Your nickname should appear here.... [you]

I'm loving all this free advertising. Everybody will know who Staysharp is after this day is over! I'm King of the Hill!!!

[COOPER]

I'm loving all this free advertising. Everybody will know who Staysharp is after this day is over! I'm King of the Hill!!!
[you] just don't get it, do you?

[staysharp]

[you] just don't get it, do you?

Of course I get it you idiot...you're the one who doesn't get it.

[StillStanding]

Did someone ring? :ursofunny

My vote is for [you] too! :thumbsup

[Apprehended]

hahaha....

How are you guys doing that? Tooooooo much PHUN. hahahaha

[TRFrance]

Of course I get it you idiot...you're the one who doesn't get it.

Hey, watch the language.

[Carpenter]

Among being the most Apostolic ... I humbly accept this award.

Dan reminds me of my brother and I sitting in church picking gum off from under side of the pew...

"mmm, this one has a little cinnamon flavor left..."

"well, the one I picked off is better because it was softer and I can blow a bubble..."


:D

[COOPER]

Of course I get it you idiot...you're the one who doesn't get it.

Hey, watch the language.

:star not the brightest star is he?:star

[Carpenter]

I didn't know whether to run for the hills or just quit because you all must have been smoking some happy weed...

Carpenter...

[Apprehended]

:star not the brightest star is he?:star

This is more fun than a three ring circus. Tooooooo funny......

hahahahahahahahaha LOL

I wish I knew how they were doing it.

Now don't make me shoot you. LOL....

[marthaolivia]

This is really too neat. I can laugh and enjoy this but my daughter is impressed. Mom is indeed very wise! I never tell all that I know.

[TRFrance]

:star not the brightest star is he?:star
*sigh*
I guess it hasn't fully sunk in yet.

[Sarah]

Wow. I can't believe it. I finally got some recognition around this place! LOLOL

[COOPER]

I didn't know whether to run for the hills or just quit because you all must have been smoking some happy weed...

Carpenter...

This is more fun than a three ring circus. Tooooooo funny......

hahahahahahahahaha LOL

I wish I knew how they were doing it.

Now don't make me shoot you. LOL....

This is really too neat. I can laugh and enjoy this but my daughter is impressed. Mom is indeed very wise! I never tell all that I know.

*sigh*
I guess it hasn't fully sunk in yet.

Wow. I can't believe it. I finally got some recognition around this place! LOLOL


:star:horn:bells:christmasjig:gift:santathumb:sant aclaus:jolly

:jolly:jolly:jolly

[COOPER]

I love [you] too!

[timlan2057]

I'm far from the wisest but I'm definitely the handsomest.

[ChurchMouse]

O.K. since this is still going.....hmmm....let me see.....
alrighty then..... Yes, I want to thank all who voted for me, my maw, my paw, my brother, his wife, his wifes uncle's cousin's sister's brother, my aunt Eveleiner May, her husband, his brother, and their dog Phideaux.
Thank you, Thank you one and all. I now take a bow.....:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:largehalo:s laphappy:killinme

[winklebottom]

Who would you chose?

For me, I think the wisest is [you]. :bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow

Hey...wait a minute!!!! I just started reading this post...are you all making fun of me?????
I get the joke by the way!! sneaky sneaky!!
:naughty

[COOPER]

Hey...wait a minute!!!! I just started reading this post...are you all making fun of me?????
I get the joke by the way!! sneaky sneaky!!
:naughty

*huh?*

[winklebottom]

I'm smart enough, good looking enough and dog gonnit people like me....who needs to be wise!!!

[revrandy]

Somebody has lied here!!!!!


They said I was the Smartest...then the Dumbest....then the Smartest... and then the Dumbest!!!

I am carnfoosed.... but as long as Jesus [] loves me I'll be okay....


That's right Revrandy....You'll be okay...



















Thanks... I was worried there for a second!!! Whew....







You know this is all [revrandy] fault....

[Apprehended]

Listen, there is no doubt that [you] is the wisest of all posters here.

Does everyone agree on this?

[COOPER]

Somebody has lied here!!!!!


They said I was the Smartest...then the Dumbest....then the Smartest... and then the Dumbest!!!

I am carnfoosed.... but as long as Jesus [] loves me I'll be okay....


That's right Revrandy....You'll be okay...



















Thanks... I was worried there for a second!!! Whew....







You know this is all [revrandy] fault....
Shame, shame, shame on [you]:jolly

[COOPER]

Listen, there is no doubt that (you) is the wisest of all posters here.

Does everyone agree on this?

oh my gah!:christmoose

[BrotherEastman]

Pelathais, thank you, but I really don't deserve to be thought of in this way. I am humbled by your thoughtfulness and spiritual insight, you are a good man. God bless you so much sir!

[Apprehended]

oh my gah!:christmoose

Go back and quote again. I corrected my misguided opinion of [you]

Oh my gawd!

[Apprehended]

Pelathais, thank you, but I really don't deserve to be thought of in this way. I am humbled by your thoughtfulness and spiritual insight, you are a good man. God bless you so much sir!

Take a bow brother. It was the spiritual INSIGHT of this reprobate (j/k) that gave him the inspiration to make such an exalted mention of [you]

[BrotherEastman]

Take a bow brother. It was the spiritual INSIGHT of this reprobate (j/k) that gave him the inspiration to make such an exalted mention of [you]
I shall always remember his kindness along with [you] who made this honor possible.

[Ferd]

Who would you chose?

For me, I think the wisest is Ferd. :bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow

I agree!

[Apprehended]

I never knew that there was so much humility and graciousness...no not in all of Apostolicism from Dan to Beersheba.

I am impressed out the gazoo... LOL

[COOPER]

Go back and quote again. I corrected my misguided opinion of [you]

Oh my gawd!

:jolly

[RevBuddy]

Is this still going???? I left for the day and when I returned, here it is, just like the energizer bunny...it just keeps on going and going and going...

Nice job, Pelathais, you really made our day with your ingenious post...but in all seriousness...

my humblity is above reproach and my self-centeredness is exemplary...

"Here I come to save the day!" That means Mighty Mouse is on the way!!!!

[Theophil]

No, it is [you] and I agree [you] is more Apostolic than Daniel!

True and true. :jolly But, please, can somebody get me out of here?
P.S. Pelathais, YOU are a stinker!!!!!

[BrotherEastman]

No, it is [you] and I agree [you] is more Apostolic than Daniel!
You got it right BOOMM! I am more Apostolic than Dan.

[StillStanding]

I can't believe any of you really thought [you] was the wisest! Come on, were talking about [you] here! :ursofunny

[Theophil]

True and true. :jolly But, please, can somebody get me out of here?
P.S. Pelathais, YOU are a stinker!!!!!

This is never gonna end...the eternal thread!!!!!!!!:christmasjig

[Theophil]

I can't believe any of you really thought [you] was the wisest! Come on, were talking about [you] here! :ursofunny

I heard that.

[winklebottom]

my head hurts.........

[Apprehended]

I can't believe any of you really thought [you] was the wisest! Come on, were talking about [you] here! :ursofunny

LOL...

I sure hope [you] will see this. I would not have them to miss this honor. Maybe [you] will take a bow as they accept these accolades.

[BrotherEastman]

I can't believe any of you really thought [you] was the wisest! Come on, were talking about [you] here! :ursofunny
What's your point?:hurtyou

[StillStanding]

What's your point?:hurtyou

Are you [you]'s hitman? :boxing

[Adra]

I keep reading and what I just read was

quote -I can't believe any of you really thought "A d r a" was the wisest! Come on, were talking about "A d r a" here! -quote

Did spacing the letters let it show my name, or do you see your name?

If I did not know what was going on with this post/trick/joke I could get really insulted!!!!

[Truly Blessed]

This has been hilarious! I knew as soon as I saw my name that something was up. It sure made my day to see how this all played out.:jolly

[Apprehended]

I keep reading and what I just read was

quote -I can't believe any of you really thought "A d r a" was the wisest! Come on, were talking about "A d r a" here! -quote

Did spacing the letters let it show my name, or do you see your name?

If I did not know what was going on with this post/trick/joke I could get really insulted!!!!


The originator did not intend for that to get in your way. LOL

[Darcie]

Where is our good friend Pelathais?!?!?!?!?!

He's been awfully quiet :hmmm

[Truly Blessed]

Where is our good friend Pelathais?!?!?!?!?!

He's been awfully quiet :hmmmHe's probably laughing so hard and for so long he has no energy left to type a post. :)

[StillStanding]

I keep reading and what I just read was

quote -I can't believe any of you really thought "A d r a" was the wisest! Come on, were talking about "A d r a" here! -quote

Did spacing the letters let it show my name, or do you see your name?

If I did not know what was going on with this post/trick/joke I could get really insulted!!!!

:toofunny No harm intended! :D

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

Where is our good friend Pelathais?!?!?!?!?!

He's been awfully quiet :hmmm

He posted this at 3 AM so he is probably sleeping.

[Sister Alvear]

this is so funny.

[Darcie]

He posted this at 3 AM so he is probably sleeping.

He goes starting all this trouble and then sleeps thru it? :naughty

[Theophil]

Are you [you]'s hitman? :boxing

One of several, so watch it buddy!!!:santaclaus

[Theophil]

In order to end this mess, we have to quit quoting.

[Theophil]

God is not the author of confusion, so guess where this post got started.
THE DEVIL????!!!!!! :dogkiss

[freeatlast]

Who would you chose?

For me, I think the wisest is [you]. :bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow

Me ????? What !!!! Have you been smoking dope ???

The vote for the wisest postor should go to [you] :christmasjig

[BrotherEastman]

God is not the author of confusion, so guess where this post got started.
THE DEVIL????!!!!!! :dogkiss
Are you calling [you] a devil? Thats wrong! ADMIN!!!!

[Scott Hutchinson]

Thank you all for your christian charity of which I'm not worthy.
I am only what I am by the grace of Our Lord Jesus Christ and nothing else.
Nothing in my hand do I bring only to the cross I cling.
The kind remarks are very encouraging to me,really I am humbled to be held in such esteem by the notable believers here.

[John Atkinson]

Who would you chose?

For me, I think the wisest is [you]. :bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow
took me 8 pages to discover my chain was bieng yanked. Thus I am not wise, a real wise guy would have figured it out in two. Is it April the first? goody, that would mean I slept through Christmas....:christmasjig


Happy Easter [you]

[retsambeW]

[you] is NOT the wisest... [you], you are the weakest link! Goodbye!

I'm the weakest link??????? :annoymusic:mad:


:D

So, you found that infernal code again.

:D

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

I'm the weakest link??????? :annoymusic:mad:


:D

So, you found that infernal code again.

:D

This thread is all about [you]

retsmbeW, I was testing other code and decided this could be fun.....

Pelathais ran it home.

[Scott Hutchinson]

If this thread was meant to be a joke,hey God used it to encourage me and even though such things seem silly to some,I don't take these things for granted.

[Darcie]

This goes out to those who actually fell for this one

nLQ5Uh4d3W4

JUST KIDDING! YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU ALL. (just couldn't resist)

[pelathais]

This thread is all about [you]

retsmbeW, I was testing other code and decided this could be fun.....

Pelathais ran it home.
I'm glad this thread proved to give so many folks a laugh. I was up late swapping old Pentecostal magazines with BOOMM last night when I noticed he made what I thought was a "mistake." Of course, mischief came immediately to mind and this thread was the result.

It was all intended in fun. Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. You must use this power only for good! :thumbsup

[Scott Hutchinson]

Well there are alot of folks here more wiser than me.

[Brother Price]

I admit it...I am so vain! I thought this thread was all about me! I'm so vain! Yes, I know this song is about me, I do! I do! I do!

:D

[Brother Price]

To all y'all, I have an idea...











Go play Santa at Bro. Benincasa's church!


:D :ursofunny

[Brother Price]

Are you calling [you] a devil? Thats wrong! ADMIN!!!!

Been called worse...alot worse....a whole lot worse....usually by Dan....uh, nevermind. :D

[Scott Hutchinson]

I don't think anybody is here is calling me a devil.
But if someone wants to wound me call me a heretic and then I feel insulted,because My Lord and His Faith and message are very dear to me.

[Theophil]

I'm glad this thread proved to give so many folks a laugh. I was up late swapping old Pentecostal magazines with BOOMM last night when I noticed he made what I thought was a "mistake." Of course, mischief came immediately to mind and this thread was the result.

It was all intended in fun. Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. You must use this power only for good! :thumbsup

YOU REALLY ARE FULL OF IT...AREN'T YOU?:jolly

[Revelationist]

I almost fell for it at the first... but then, got to thinking... I'm just way to popular... somethings wrong here.... my vote would have been of course for [you].

Jerry Moon

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

I'm glad this thread proved to give so many folks a laugh. I was up late swapping old Pentecostal magazines with BOOMM last night when I noticed he made what I thought was a "mistake." Of course, mischief came immediately to mind and this thread was the result.

It was all intended in fun. Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. You must use this power only for good! :thumbsup

Pelthais, this is about [you] alone.

[John Atkinson]

[you] knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.

[John Atkinson]

[you] sidelines as Santa Claws at the local mall

[John Atkinson]

Ok, could be fun....


but not for [you]

[Scott Hutchinson]

JA have some fun use my name we all need to laugh, it won't offend me.

[Scott Hutchinson]

[you] knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.

I do I don't even listen to Jimmy Buffet.

[Scott Hutchinson]

I finally caught on ,but hey God used a prank to encourage me though.
That Boom is a card.

[John Atkinson]

JA have some fun use my name we all need to laugh, it won't offend me.
Bro Scott, I would never ever try to offend you.

If fact, if this thread was the real deal rather than a prank, you would have my vote, and that is a fact!

[Sam]

A wise old owl perched in an oak.
The more he heard, the less he spoke.
The less he spoke, the more he heard.
Why can't we be more like that wise bird?

[nahkoe]

Bro Scott, I would never ever try to offend you.

If fact, if this thread was the real deal rather than a prank, you would have my vote, and that is a fact!


Indeed. I used this thread to avoid stress at school today. lol I started thinking about who I would "vote for". Your name Bro Scott, was on that list alongside many others who have impacted me. Bro John too since I'm using his post to respond. lol My list was long though, very long, and then I'm sure I'd leave someone off and feel bad, so I'll quit there. :christmoose

[Brother Price]

Bring it on! I am loving it! Come on! I desperately need the laugh. Come on JA! Let me have it!

[Adra]

I really was not insulted.

Couldn't you all hear me laughing and see my dimples dancing in my cheeks? I thought this was funny, and I love it when people have more computer sense than I do.

[Bro-Larry]

Just goes to show ya', any software can be hacked. lol

[John Atkinson]

A wise old owl perched in an oak.
The more he heard, the less he spoke.
The less he spoke, the more he heard.
Why can't we be more like that wise bird?
Because most of us are idiots...

[nahkoe]

Because most of us are idiots...

See..I told you he's wise. :christmoose

[Tina]

[you] sidelines as Santa Claws at the local mall

Now THAT was funny. (Seeing my name inserted there when I read it..) :killinme

[Theophil]

Is it over now? That makes it official. [you] is the wisest poster.

:christmasjig :christmasjig :christmasjig :christmasjig

[John Atkinson]

Is it over now?
Must it be? I was just starting to have fun...

[nahkoe]

Knew I could count on you for backup :santathumb

Always.

[NightOwl]

Who would you chose?

For me, I think the wisest is [you]. :bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow:bow

WHO ME lol

just figgured it out

[Theophil]

How's that JA?

[Theophil]

Is it over now? That makes it official. [you] is the wisest poster.

:christmasjig :christmasjig :christmasjig :christmasjig

bump (for JA)

[John Atkinson]

How's that JA?
I'm good with that.



Is this where I woo hoo?


I am so confused......

[Sam]

WHO ME lol

just figgured it out

When I saw the first post, I thought, "Why would he say that? Is he just kidding me?" Then after seeing a couple of responses from others who wondered why they were chosen for that honor, I realized I had been conned.

Clever thread.

[Sam]

Well, I may not be the wisest,
but I am probably the oldest.

If anyone is older, please let me know.

[Kings Kid]

Okay, you finally broke me I guess I am the wisest.

[Revelationist]

Well, I may not be the wisest,
but I am probably the oldest.

If anyone is older, please let me know.

[you] how old are you?

[crakjak]

excuse me , why are you guys talking about me like i aint in the room, lol,dt

Don't take it personal everyone sees their own name where you see yours.

[Sam]

[you] how old are you?

I was born December 6, 1937.
Just last week I turned 70.

P.S I was baptized in the Spirit over 50 years ago (May 20, 1956)
and pray in tongues just about every day.

[Kings Kid]

[you] how old are you?

I am 32 years old.

[nahkoe]

[you] how old are you?


I'll be 30 next month.

[AmazingGrace]

I am older than dirt! Nah

But after going to 19 stores to shop for my dads christmas gifts for everyone and then trying to finish mine I feel older than dirts dirt!

36 here!

[Sam]

Several years ago --before I retired from GE in 1998-- someone told me,
"You are so old, when God said, 'Let there be light,' you flipped the switch."

[AmazingGrace]

You think thats bad Sam? On my ex mother in laws bday her pastor asked my ex how old she was.. in front of the entire church... he stood up and said,,, my mom is so old she was around when the guadalcanal was the guadalcaditch

He got a beatin for that one for sure!

[Rhoni]

Some folks will never learn the forum tricks... but I did enjoy the thought for the three seconds it took my Hydrocodone numbed brain to react to the reality of what had been done. Had Pel actually thought i was the wisest it would have been a high compliment coming from the one I think is often the wittiest. :D

I saw the title of this thread and thought it was stupid:christmooseTONIGHT I began to read it and knew from the first post that it was a joke.:jolly

Blessings to all the gullible folks out there:rudolph

[commonsense]

Well, I may not be the wisest,
but I am probably the oldest.

If anyone is older, please let me know.


I'm old and decrepit that's for sure, but I'm still over 8 years away from retirement.

[Jekyll]

You put the word you in-between the [ ] brackets.
The "you" shows up with the name of whoever is logged in, looking at the screen.

So when I do it here: [you], it should show up with your name, or whoever else is looking at the screen... it'll show their name.
If [you] has to explain it, it is no longer funny

[Brother Price]

Why in the world did [you] decide to come and ruin the whole thread. It was so much fun.


:ursofunny I could love this code.

[John Atkinson]

Several years ago --before I retired from GE in 1998-- someone told me,
"You are so old, when God said, 'Let there be light,' you flipped the switch."
lol, when I was in the Navy we had this guy, Master Chief Kuhn. He was the only active duty submariner wearing a combat war patrol pin from WWII beneath his dolphins. We used to joke that he was on the commisioning crew of the ark.

the guy was a walking legend, and you did not want to get on that man's wrong side....


45 btw

[Revelationist]

I was born December 6, 1937.
Just last week I turned 70.

P.S I was baptized in the Spirit over 50 years ago (May 20, 1956)
and pray in tongues just about every day.

You've got me beat Bro. Just 48, but going to be a grandpa for the second time if that counts for anything... : )

[Falla39]

[you] how old are you?

Bro. Moon,

I turned 68 in Sept. Married 48 yrs., Six adult children, expecting 20th

grandchild in the spring. Received the Holy Ghost in 1958.

Blessings,

Falla39

[marthaolivia]

I'm alive and WISE at 65. Halllelujah!:christmasjig

[BrotherEastman]

[you] knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.
Who is Jimmy Hoffa?

[BrotherEastman]

[you] sidelines as Santa Claws at the local mall
I do Not!

[marthaolivia]

This gets funnier each time I read it. I just log out until my mind clears then log back in and the fun begins again!. I need these laughs at this particular time. Thanks for making my day.

[LadyChocolate]

:slaphappy:slaphappy:lolLOLOL ! You this was so funny! You got me on this one. For once in my life I thought maybe someone really saw me for what I was really worth. If you only knew who I really was, then you would know that I really am the wisest here! lol And it's a gag! Oh, that's too funny!

:clap:killinme:largehalo

[Sam]

I saw the title of this thread and thought it was stupid:christmooseTONIGHT I began to read it and knew from the first post that it was a joke.:jolly

Blessings to all the gullible folks out there:rudolph

Well, it took several posts before I realized it was a joke.
I guess I'm just not one of the brightest lights on the tree.

[Scott Hutchinson]

Boom is the wisest.

[BrotherEastman]

Several years ago --before I retired from GE in 1998-- someone told me,
"You are so old, when God said, 'Let there be light,' you flipped the switch."
Thats funny! How about you're so old that the Dead Sea wasn't even sick when you were born.

[Sister Alvear]

that is cute!

[Brother Price]

The code is messed up...BOOM, what is going on?

[pelathais]

The code is messed up...BOOM, what is going on?
He turned it off. *sigh!

[Brother Price]

Turn it on! Please BOOM?! If you do, I will forever be grateful. PPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE???

[Kings Kid]

Haven't we already exhausted this thread enough how much longer are we going to keep going with this.

[LadyChocolate]

Haven't we already exhausted this thread enough how much longer are we going to keep going with this.

It will keep going until everyone realizes that LadyChocolate is the wisest!:mal:toofunny:slaphappy:nutso:yahoo:clap:lo l




















we are going to be here for a while aren't we? LOL

[Kings Kid]

We probably will be here for a while. We could always send out a memo to let everyone know that you are the wisest.

[Sam]

Mama always loved [you] best.

[Timmy]

Wisest wise guy: [me]!

[RevBuddy]

:stop

Please...someone put this thread out of its misery!!!

PALEEEEESE!! :violin :thumbsdown :razz

[Scott Hutchinson]

Scott Hutchinson is the weakest link.

[Mrs. LPW]

BUMP

[Mrs. LPW]

BUMP...

Checking....

Yep, still the wisest...

[Ron]

I am definitely not the wisest.

Know how I know that?






I keep coming back!!!:bliss

[Mrs. LPW]

This is a great place to go after you've been on the "deleted" thread... lol