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Hoovie
12-14-2007, 07:58 PM
I hope this is not seen as hate speech... If so admin can delete.
You Might Be Taliban If:
...You refine heroin for a living but have a moral objection to beer.
...You own a $300 assault rifle and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
can't
afford shoes.
...You have more wives than teeth.
...You think vests only come in two styles: Bullet-Proof and Suicide.
...You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
...You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry plastic
explosives in your robe.
...You've ever been asked, "Does this burka make my bottom look fat?"
...You believe the Quran is the divine word of Allah, worth dying for,
but
yet you don't know how to read.
...You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.
...You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your
cave."
...You wipe your bottom with your bare left hand, but consider bacon to
be
"unclean."
...You've ever said, "I'd walk a mile for a Camel" and you don't
smoke.
RandyWayne
12-14-2007, 07:59 PM
LOL
Kings Kid
12-14-2007, 08:01 PM
great post.
Sherri
12-14-2007, 08:08 PM
ROTFLOL!!!!! That was hilarious.
John Atkinson
12-14-2007, 08:39 PM
Hey, hate to be the wet towel here, but, I can't stand sterotypes. I grew up among Islamic Arab people.
They are not all raving lunatics...
and remember, Tim Mc Viegh did not come from Saudi Arabia.
Hey, hate to be the wet towel here, but, I can't stand sterotypes. I grew up among Islamic Arab people.
They are not all raving lunatics...
and remember, Tim Mc Viegh did not come from Saudi Arabia.
You are correct.
But we like to make fun of the lunatic fringe among them,
just like we like to make fun of the lunatic fringe among "Christians."
John Atkinson
12-14-2007, 09:03 PM
You are correct.
But we like to make fun of the lunatic fringe among them,
just like we like to make fun of the lunatic fringe among "Christians."
You are right Bro. There have been a number of times I have used terms like "nutjob" "Whack-pack", "elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor'...and others..."
I won't use that kinda terminolgy again. sorry.
RandyWayne
12-14-2007, 09:04 PM
Actually, there have been recent polls that as many as 10% of Islamic people approve of of the militant wing of the group..... 10% of a billion plus is a pretty big number.
RandyWayne
12-14-2007, 09:04 PM
You are right Bro. There have been a number of times I have used terms like "nutjob" "Whack-pack", "elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor'...and others..."
I won't use that kinda terminolgy again. sorry.
How about femi-nazi's or enviromental wackos? lol
Hoovie
12-14-2007, 09:05 PM
Hey, hate to be the wet towel here, but, I can't stand sterotypes. I grew up among Islamic Arab people.
They are not all raving lunatics...
and remember, Tim Mc Viegh did not come from Saudi Arabia.
Your point is well taken and also the reason I hesitated for a while before posting.
Just so you know - I also laugh about all Pentecostals flippin out, Amish "liberties" and hillbilly reunion/weddings. That actually makes it worse and not better, I suppose, but the point is - no harm is intended.
RandyWayne
12-14-2007, 09:07 PM
Your point is well taken and also the reason I hesitated for a while before posting.
Just so you know - I also laugh about all Pentecostals flippin out, Amish "liberties" and hillbilly reunion/weddings. That actually makes it worse and not better, I suppose, but the point is - no harm is intended.
"And if you go to your family reunion with the intent of meeting women.... you might be a redneck!"
Actually, there have been recent polls that as many as 10% of Islamic people approve of of the militant wing of the group..... 10% of a billion plus is a pretty big number.
It bothers me that there hasn't been very vocal condemning of Islamic militants by Islamic leaders in this country and around the world. After seeing the rejoicing and dancing in the streets in Jordan and other Arab areas after the 9/11 attack (I didn't see if they danced in Detroit's streets or not) I have to wonder how many Muslims are really anti-American and wish to see the American democracy destroyed.
In some areas there is an attempt to accomplish this by "bloodless jihad" by moving in, outnumbering others, and then bringing in sharia law by legislation.
John Atkinson
12-14-2007, 09:10 PM
Your point is well taken and also the reason I hesitated for a while before posting.
Just so you know - I also laugh about all Pentecostals flippin out, Amish "liberties" and hillbilly reunion/weddings. That actually makes it worse and not better, I suppose, but the point is - no harm is intended.
Ah, wasn't offended Bro. I have a unique perspective.
"And if you go to your family reunion with the intent of meeting women.... you might be a redneck!"
If two rednecks divorce,
are they still legally cousins?
Hoovie
12-14-2007, 09:12 PM
I am all for being sensitive... for example: Instead of saying "Ultra Con" we should say "That Tulsa Crowd". :)
Ah, wasn't offended Bro. I have a unique perspective.
Yes, by being around Muslims.
Most of us have not experienced that.
That's where prejudice (pre-judging) comes from.
Raven
12-14-2007, 10:17 PM
Your take on humor is not lost on some of us SH. You're a one of a kind. Don't ever change!!!
Raven
simplyme
12-14-2007, 10:18 PM
I think most people should know it was only posted in FUN as in HUMOR, helloo? :jolly
Along the lines of such things as:
Blonde jokes
Redneck jokes (you know youre one IF)
AGGIE jokes (for the Texans amongst us, and even some NOT)
..and so on.
WE gotta LAUGH sometimes..I sure could use a laugh ever so often and tonight signing in to see this was great! Very timely.
Besides there is no love lost towards the Taliban., yes we wish they would CHILL and seek the REAL ONE GOD, and we can pray for that, but the majority of them have been so secluded in their own dark little worlds *and they like it like that* they are convinced that the next one holds riches/rewards beyond their imaginations IF they can but kill some of us! Forgive me if that doesn't sound appealing.
Soooo keep the jokes comin S.Hoover! :D
HeavenlyOne
12-15-2007, 10:25 AM
Is there a difference in the Taliban and Islamic people?
IOW, are all Islamic people involved in the Taliban?
commonsense
12-15-2007, 10:41 AM
ROTFL ! SH, you've done it again.
Laughter is indeed good medicine!:jolly
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