Breaking News!! -- Alternative To Tulsa Forming Now!!!

[PreacherV]

Dear Concerned, Annoyed, and/or Apathetic Apostolic:

Let's face it. The whole Tulsa thing has apparently run its course. We have dissected every possible motive that could be involved, offered wild speculations from every angle, and even accused Elfin of illegal activity. There is just really nothing left to say (as evidenced by the recent cross-threading phenomenon). Obviously WWPF is yesterday's news. They haven't even had their first "official" meeting, yet enough information has been passed around that most folks are already starting to lose interest. Looks like the split will end up just being a splinter.

Obviously, Apostolics are looking for visionary leadership and positive change, and since it doesn't appear to be coming out of Tulsa or Hazelwood, I have decided after much prayer and agonization to start a new "fellowship". It will be called ALLURE (Apostolics Loving Life, Unity, Revival, and Evangelism -- or if any of our newly-forming General Council members can think up better wording to fit my chosen letters, I am open to suggestions). Anyone who is interested in being a part of this fresh face of positive change, ALLURE welcomes you!

Together we can prove the naysayers and doomsdayers wrong...

"TOGETHER WE CAN!" (my cheezy slogan for ALLURE -- again, I am open to suggestions if you think you can do better!)

TOGETHER WE CAN......Make the world a better place!

TOGETHER WE CAN......Bring unity to the seemingly hopeless isms and schisms of Apostolicness!

TOGETHER WE CAN.....Be included in the Guinness Book of World Records by making this thread the longest and/or most ridiculous ever in the history of the World Wide Web!!

Won't you join us? We currently have openings on both the Executive and General Councils, as well as various committees. You may indicate your interest and desired kingdom status by posting a reply on this thread.

Humbly, I am

PreacherV
Pastor, Preacher, Prophet, Evangelist, Teacher
Servitudinous Servant
Saint of The Most High
Self-Chosen Temporary Vice-Chairman of ALLURE International, LLC.

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

Is there a list on a website to be hacked into?

[seguidordejesus]

I'll be the resident linguist...I'll listen to everyone speaking in tongues and tell you if it's an earthly language. And don't you dare question my ruling.

[PreacherV]

Is there a list on a website to be hacked into?

I am putting together the list now! If you don't want your name on it, too bad! I need to build momentum quick, and you Boomm are the key to ALLURE's success!:christmoose

[revrandy]

Hasn't "Together We can Make A Difference" already been used??? :hmmm....

[PreacherV]

I'll be the resident linguist...I'll listen to everyone speaking in tongues and tell you if it's an earthly language. And don't you dare question my ruling.


Great! ALLURE is definitely pro-giftings! Welcome aboard!

[AmazingGrace]

I will cook, and teach Sunday school! Help Thad with the music too... You know he has to be Chief musician!!!!

Oh wait... do you allow women to even teach SS????????

Oh BTW I have apple pie and lil smokies already cookin!

[PreacherV]

Hasn't "Together We can Make A Difference" already been used??? :hmmm....

Uhhhh....I thought that sounded familiar for some reason. Maybe it has. Hey, isn't that a song, too? That could be our theme song, kind of like the old Harvestime broadcast.

[John Atkinson]

I'll donate hosting and web master. I'll design and write the tracts. Can I use Don Knotts photos?

[PreacherV]

I will cook, and teach Sunday school! Help Thad with the music too... You know he has to be Chief musician!!!!

Oh wait... do you allow women to even teach SS????????

Oh BTW I have apple pie and lil smokies already cookin!

Our organization..errrr....fellowship...is an all-inclusive con-mod-lib alliance. You are welcome to do anything you feel in yer spirit-UH, to do-UH!

That's what ALLURE is all about! (See dictionary.com for details!)

[PreacherV]

I'll donate hosting and web master. I'll design and write the tracts. Can I use Don Knotts photos?

Welcome! You are valued!

It looks like we are also in dire need of someone to step and be the official welcome wagon for ALLURE. I predict by the end of the day, we could be bigger than the UPC and WWPF combined! A great day for Apostolicism!

[AmazingGrace]

Ok well on that note I have to ask... do yall prefer the beef, regular or cheddar lil smokies and .... lattice topped or crumble apple pie???

[AmazingGrace]

Welcome! You are valued!

It looks like we are also in dire need of someone to step and be the official welcome wagon for ALLURE. I predict by the end of the day, we could be bigger than the UPC and WWPF combined! A great day for Apostolicism!

Where is One Accord?!?!

[PastorD]

V....I need a doctrinal statement (especially holiness) before I commit. :santathumb

[PreacherV]

Where is One Accord?!?!

Acts chapter 2. We at ALLURE are looking to recapture that original Book of Acts unity! TOGETHER WE CAN!!

[revrandy]

V....I need a doctrinal statement (especially holiness) before I commit. :santathumb

No Ear Bobs...Eye Bobs...or Toe Bobs...No Bobbed Hair..No Bobby Socks...No Brethren Named Bob or Bobby...

If you come into the church...and your named Bob...called Bob or go by Bobby...your name shall be changed ...to Robert....

I think this should be the highlight of your doctrinal statement...right off the bat so folks know you mean bitness....for shizzle...

[Neck]

I think we should start an organization of those here on the Forum.

We would have it all...

[PastorD]

Acts chapter 2. We at ALLURE are looking to recapture that original Book of Acts unity! TOGETHER WE CAN!!


What about the name "Assure" instead? The abreviations work much better for me. :jolly

[revrandy]

I think we should start an organization of those here on the Forum.

We would have it all...

I vote Coonskinner to be our Outreach Director!!! :christmasjig:gift

[PreacherV]

V....I need a doctrinal statement (especially holiness) before I commit. :santathumb

Holiness is absitively posilutely essential. I hereby appoint you to draft the holiness statement of your choice and submit it to me pronto. Congratulations on your new kingdom status!

[John Atkinson]

No highwater pants on men, socks must match.

[revrandy]

Holiness is absitively posilutely essential. I hereby appoint you to draft the holiness statement of your choice and submit it to me pronto. Congratulations on your new kingdom status!

How many levels are there until we reach "Kingdom Status"?

[revrandy]

No Stretchy Clothing on the Portly Folks....

[John Atkinson]

Welcome! You are valued!

It looks like we are also in dire need of someone to step and be the official welcome wagon for ALLURE. I predict by the end of the day, we could be bigger than the UPC and WWPF combined! A great day for Apostolicism!

I vote Boomm for this. HE could wear his santa hat.

[revrandy]

I vote Boomm for this. HE could wear his santa hat.

Again.. I think Coonskinner would be the best for the job...

He could sort out the ones we want there and the ones we don't...and send them on their way.....:D:D

[PastorD]

No Stretchy Clothing on the Portly Folks....

I am going with this as our only standard of dress! :santathumb

[John Atkinson]

Again.. I think Coonskinner would be the best for the job...

He could sort out the ones we want there and the ones we don't...and send them on their way.....:D:D
Good point, he would be effective for that.

[PreacherV]

OKAY, SERIOUSLY...I NEED A VOLUNTEER NOW TO TAKE OVER THE WELCOMING DUTIES AND TO KEEP AN UP-TO-DATE LIST OF THOSE SEEKING POSITIONS IN OUR ORGANIZATED FELLOWSHIPAL GROUP! (I have to get back to work! I did not foresee how time-consuming my temporary vice-chairmanship would be!)

[revrandy]

I am going with this as our only standard of dress! :santathumb

Well I can't feel welcome unless I wear my stretchy pants...so I'm out I guess...:D

[John Atkinson]

I say we should preach on TV. Provided it is an old tube type designed prior to 1958 and only recieves our channel

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

I'll donate hosting and web master. I'll design and write the tracts. Can I use Don Knotts photos?

don't think for a New York minute we are gonna allow a bumbling Cocaine user in this org.

(what am I saying????? I am not part of this....)

[AmazingGrace]

Preacher V

I took the liberty of organizing this short list for you so far so you can keep up with all the details... you know you might want to post this on a closed site so that it doesnt leak out or anything... here goes look fast because it may dissapear!!!


ALLURE General Committee

Vice Chairman of the Board
Pastor V


Chairman of Holiness Patrol
Pastor D

Chief Linguist
seguidordejesus


Domestications
AG

Sunday School
AG

WebHosting and Webmaster
John Atkinson

[PreacherV]

No highwater pants on men, socks must match.

ATTENTION ALL: Please refer all holiness/standard demands to PastorD, he is our Acting Chairman of Holiness Patrol.

[DividedThigh]

why dont you guys, drink Ensure and relax, lol,dt:star

[PastorD]

Well I can't feel welcome unless I wear my stretchy pants...so I'm out I guess...:D

You are allowed to violate holiness laws in private . . . just not at the annual Sunday go to meetin convocation!

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

I vote Coonskinner to be our Outreach Director!!! :christmasjig:gift

I have it on good Authority he would refuse....

[revrandy]

Would this guy be welcome in his Stretchy Pants??

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r306/rgraham28/nachlibre.jpg

[PreacherV]

No Stretchy Clothing on the Portly Folks....

I hereby grant you full kingdom status based on the wisdom of your above comment!

[PastorD]

Would this guy be welcome in his Stretchy Pants??

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r306/rgraham28/nachlibre.jpg

Is he rich? Absolutely!!! :gift

[DividedThigh]

I hereby grant you full kingdom status based on the wisdom of your above comment!

amen, amen, amen, ewwwwwwwww, lol,dt:horn

[PreacherV]

Would this guy be welcome in his Stretchy Pants??

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r306/rgraham28/nachlibre.jpg

RevR, in the future please refrain from posting pictures of me on the forum!

[AmazingGrace]

I see I see sniff sniff that the women already get ignored around these parts!!!

I POSTED A LIST!!! back to cookin ok ok I get it!!!

[PreacherV]

I see I see sniff sniff that the women already get ignored around these parts!!!

I POSTED A LIST!!! back to cookin ok ok I get it!!!

Shut up, submit to AUTHORITY, and get back in the kitchen!

[PastorD]

Finally, I feel like I am on the GROUND FLOOR of something. How does this pyramid work?

[DividedThigh]

Shut up, submit to AUTHORITY, and get back in the kitchen!

wow, i bet you say that to all the girls, lol,dt:bells

[AmazingGrace]

Shut up, submit to AUTHORITY, and get back in the kitchen!

Well since you used the whole word and not none of them there **** things.... YES SIR!!!!!!!!


But I am still making a list while I cook LOL

[revrandy]

I see I see sniff sniff that the women already get ignored around these parts!!!

I POSTED A LIST!!! back to cookin ok ok I get it!!!

Didn't I list most of the "Bobs" that should be included in the Doctrinal Statement??? I thought that women were very involved??? :hmmm....













:D

[AmazingGrace]

Preacher V

I took the liberty of organizing this short list for you so far so you can keep up with all the details... you know you might want to post this on a closed site so that it doesnt leak out or anything... here goes look fast because it may dissapear!!!


ALLURE General Committee

Vice Chairman of the Board
Pastor V


Chairman of Holiness Patrol
Pastor D

Chief Linguist
seguidordejesus


Domestications
AG

Sunday School
AG

WebHosting and Webmaster
John Atkinson

Bump

[AmazingGrace]

Didn't I list most of the "Bobs" that should be included in the Doctrinal Statement??? I thought that women were very involved??? :hmmm....






:D

Thats ok! I aint got no bobbed hair and dont wear no pants and dont wear no saftey pins holdin up my eyebrow so we are good to go!! Quit talkin to me I am supposed to be cooking!

[LaVonne]

Bump

:christmoose

[PreacherV]

Finally, I feel like I am on the GROUND FLOOR of something. How does this pyramid work?

Who cares? As long as it is big and I am at the top, that's all that matters.

Did I mention there will be two levels of membership? PreacherV loyalists will be granted credentials. All others are more than welcome to attend our camps and conferences and vote the way I tell you on whatever issues arise in the WWPF and UPCI.

[AmazingGrace]

Hey girl! Please come help me cook!!! These men are gettin grumpy!!!

[PastorD]

Who cares? As long as it is big and I am at the top, that's all that matters.

Did I mention there will be two levels of membership? PreacherV loyalists will be granted credentials. All others are more than welcome to attend our camps and conferences and vote the way I tell you on whatever issues arise in the WWPF and UPCI.

If we only had a merger to refer to. :christmasjig

[LaVonne]

Hey girl! Please come help me cook!!! These men are gettin grumpy!!!

All I've got cooking right now is Christmas candies and goodies...guess I could put on some coffee to go with it!

[AmazingGrace]

All I've got cooking right now is Christmas candies and goodies...guess I could put on some coffee to go with it!

Yes that will be fine! As long as there is coffee they will be ok! Bring Hazelnut too... someone around here likes that if I remember correctly LOL

[LaVonne]

Yes that will be fine! As long as there is coffee they will be ok! Bring Hazelnut too... someone around here likes that if I remember correctly LOL

I just bought some pumpkin spice...someone is bound to like that~

Missing you girl...we need to talk sometime soon!

[AmazingGrace]

I just bought some pumpkin spice...someone is bound to like that~

Missing you girl...we need to talk sometime soon!

Yes they will love that i am sure!

I know! I was gonna call on my trip but left the number at home and had dads cell LOL

[RevBuddy]

PastorV...

I'm on board with great enthusiasm...but I really need to be listed on the "list," please...I will gladly serve as the ALLURE general parlimentarian...all great organ..., er... fellowships need order and a genuine lack of confusion...

I will do my very best to work "together..." as "together we can..."

ALLURE...the fellowship that fellowships together stays together...

ALL for URE and One for ALL... ALLURE, ALLURE, ALLURE!!!

[StillStanding]

I MIGHT consider joining if I can be assured of a position on the general board! Then, if all board nomination names can be considered as a block, I'm almost there! :D

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

I MIGHT consider joining if I can be assured of a position on the general board! Then, if all board nomination names can be considered as a block, I'm almost there! :D

You can be the Chief Musician since the other ivory tickler is still in bed.

[LaVonne]

Yes they will love that i am sure!

I know! I was gonna call on my trip but left the number at home and had dads cell LOL

Yeah, right! LOL

[StillStanding]

You can be the Chief Musician since the other ivory tickler is still in bed.

Hurry and vote me in, before someone better comes along! :D

[LaVonne]

Hurry and vote me in, before someone better comes along! :D

:jolly

You guys are cracking me up this morning...I sure needed a good laugh!

[DividedThigh]

Hurry and vote me in, before someone better comes along! :D

i vote for piano man, but now what a mess, i am here, lol,dt:horn

[AmazingGrace]

ALLURE General Committee

Vice Chairman of the Board
Pastor V


Chairman of Holiness Patrol
Pastor D

Chief Linguist
seguidordejesus


Chief Treasurer
Pianoman

Domestications
AG

Cheif Cake Baker
CareyM

Sunday School
AG

WebHosting and Webmaster
John Atkinson

Chief Parliamentarian
RevBuddy

Head Pianoplayer
Pianoman

Cheif Cynic
DividedThigh

[RevBuddy]

:stop Wait!!!

There may be a "merger" on the horizon...just as we establish ALLURE as a real apostolic player, I hear there is another fellowship, ASSURE that is trying to "horn in" on our territory... :thumbsdown

Maybe a merger is in order to ensure harmony, peace and a general feeling of euphoria...consider this...ALLURE and ASSURE merger to form an unbeatable combination...ALLUST...no, wait...that may not work as great as I thought...maybe...ALMOST...the Apostolic and Legitimate Magnificent Organization of Spirituality and Truth... ok, that will ALMOST work... :tiphat

[DividedThigh]

i want to be the chief cynic, hands down i win, lol,dt:horn

[AmazingGrace]

Yeah, right! LOL

Whatever!!!!!! LOL


I did wanna! I was soooooooooo going out of my mind 17 hrs of nothing but driving!!!!!!!! LOL

[StillStanding]

After much thought and prayer, I will join if I can be promoted from Chief Musician to Chief Treasurer! :D

[AmazingGrace]

After much thought and prayer, I will join if I can be promoted from Chief Musician to Chief Treasurer! :D

How bout both?

At least till we see if Thad is interested?

[AmazingGrace]

ALLURE General Committee

Vice Chairman of the Board
Pastor V


Chairman of Holiness Patrol
Pastor D

Chief Linguist
seguidordejesus


Chief Treasurer
Pianoman

Domestications
AG

Cheif Cake Baker
CareyM

Sunday School
AG

WebHosting and Webmaster
John Atkinson

Chief Parliamentarian
RevBuddy

Head Pianoplayer
Pianoman

Cheif Cynic
DividedThigh

bump

[StillStanding]

How bout both?

At least till we see if Thad is interested?
I hope Thad is interested, because he plays circles around me! :)

[AmazingGrace]

I hope Thad is interested, because he plays circles around me! :)

Well you both are very well learned... I think you could both work together... ya know that way he can play the organ... and.... direct the CHOIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :christmasjig

[Pastor G]

Dear Concerned, Annoyed, and/or Apathetic Apostolic:

Let's face it. The whole Tulsa thing has apparently run its course. We have dissected every possible motive that could be involved, offered wild speculations from every angle, and even accused Elfin of illegal activity. There is just really nothing left to say (as evidenced by the recent cross-threading phenomenon). Obviously WWPF is yesterday's news. They haven't even had their first "official" meeting, yet enough information has been passed around that most folks are already starting to lose interest. Looks like the split will end up just being a splinter.

Obviously, Apostolics are looking for visionary leadership and positive change, and since it doesn't appear to be coming out of Tulsa or Hazelwood, I have decided after much prayer and agonization to start a new "fellowship". It will be called ALLURE (Apostolics Loving Life, Unity, Revival, and Evangelism -- or if any of our newly-forming General Council members can think up better wording to fit my chosen letters, I am open to suggestions). Anyone who is interested in being a part of this fresh face of positive change, ALLURE welcomes you!

Together we can prove the naysayers and doomsdayers wrong...

"TOGETHER WE CAN!" (my cheezy slogan for ALLURE -- again, I am open to suggestions if you think you can do better!)

TOGETHER WE CAN......Make the world a better place!

TOGETHER WE CAN......Bring unity to the seemingly hopeless isms and schisms of Apostolicness!

TOGETHER WE CAN.....Be included in the Guinness Book of World Records by making this thread the longest and/or most ridiculous ever in the history of the World Wide Web!!

Won't you join us? We currently have openings on both the Executive and General Councils, as well as various committees. You may indicate your interest and desired kingdom status by posting a reply on this thread.

Humbly, I am

PreacherV
Pastor, Preacher, Prophet, Evangelist, Teacher
Servitudinous Servant
Saint of The Most High
Self-Chosen Temporary Vice-Chairman of ALLURE International, LLC.

V, I see you just had to use the phrase coined by your good friend LW, "Together We can" lol

[AmazingGrace]

V, I see you just had to use the phrase coined by your good friend LW, "Together We can" lol

I KNOW you did not just go there!!!!!!!!!!!! :christmasjig


altho I had thought that too LOL

[Pastor G]

I KNOW you did not just go there!!!!!!!!!!!! :christmasjig


altho I had thought that too LOL

well he just laid it out there

[revrandy]

hey...How about your kids....???

Any positions for them in this New Kingdom Level??

[PreacherV]

i want to be the chief cynic, hands down i win, lol,dt:horn

DT, I am glad you have consented to serve as chief cynic. Your opinion is valued! However, be advised that I cannot allow you anywhere near the platform in yer short-legged britches. Our alliance in its infancy is very fragile and we cannot risk compromising the integrity of our entire fellowship just so you can strut around half naked. Please contact PastorD immediately and he will give you a list of vacation destinations, etc., where you will least likely seen by other Apostolics who might post pics of you on the web and try to destroy the world-wide evangelistical efforts of ALLURE.

DT, would you consider missionizing remote regions of the earth where yer preferred sparse body coverings would be actually be a step in the right direction? ALLURE needs you!

[mizpeh]

hey...How about your kids....???

Any positions for them in this New Kingdom Level??

Are fellowships for apostolics the same as denominations for protestants? :christmoose

[PastorD]

DT, I am glad you have consented to serve as chief cynic. Your opinion is valued! However, be advised that I cannot allow you anywhere near the platform in yer short-legged britches. Our alliance in its infancy is very fragile and we cannot risk compromising the integrity of our entire fellowship just so you can strut around half naked. Please contact PastorD immediately and he will give you a list of vacation destinations, etc., where you will least likely seen by other Apostolics who might post pics of you on the web and try to destroy the world-wide evangelistical efforts of ALLURE.

DT, would you consider missionizing remote regions of the earth where yer preferred sparse body coverings would be actually be a step in the right direction? ALLURE needs you!



D will second this motion.

[PreacherV]

V, I see you just had to use the phrase coined by your good friend LW, "Together We can" lol

ALLURE is only a couple of hours old, and attacks of demonic insinuation are already being launched against the Self-Appointed Temporary Vice-Chairman. THIS IS THE #1 PROBLEM WE ARE FACING IN PENTECOSTICAL CIRCLES TODAY....THE POLITICS OF DISHARMONIZED UNUNITY!

I demand a written letter of apology immediately!:jolly

[PastorD]

Could we entertain a motion with RevBuddy that no Whereas and Wherefore and Be it therefore resolves are in our constitution? All language should be according to "RevBuddy's Rules of Order".

[seguidordejesus]

Could we entertain a motion with RevBuddy that no Whereas and Wherefore and Be it therefore resolves are in our constitution? All language should be according to "RevBuddy's Rules of Order".

If any language is not understood, it should be run by Seguidordejesus for validation and clarification.

[LaVonne]

Not sure if this has been addressed as of yet...

My husband wants to know the licensing requirements of this new organization...very important!!!

[TRFrance]

Dear Concerned, Annoyed, and/or Apathetic Apostolic:

Obviously, Apostolics are looking for visionary leadership and positive change, and since it doesn't appear to be coming out of Tulsa or Hazelwood, I have decided after much prayer and agonization to start a new "fellowship". It will be called ALLURE (Apostolics Loving Life, Unity, Revival, and Evangelism -- or if any of our newly-forming General Council members can think up better wording to fit my chosen letters, I am open to suggestions).


How about a different name: Apostolics for Christian Living United.
A.C.L.U. for short. Catchy huh?

Um...wait a minute... that might not be such a good idea after all.
Never mind.

[PreacherV]

Not sure if this has been addressed as of yet...

My husband wants to know the licensing requirements of this new organization...very important!!!


A valid driver's license is required for all who are wanting to be involved in our bus ministry.

[PreacherV]

How about a different name: Apostolics for Christian Living United.
A.C.L.U. for short. Catchy huh?

Um...wait a minute... that might not be such a good idea after all.
Never mind.

Okay...so far we have PastorD, RevBuddy,and TRFrance jockeying for position atop the Alternative Acronym Committee.

[PreacherV]

If any language is not understood, it should be run by Seguidordejesus for validation and clarification.

I can assure you all that Sir Segui is highly qualified and entirely competent. He can even silently speak in tongues in his mind.

[seguidordejesus]

I can assure you all that Sir Segui is highly qualified and entirely competent. He can even silently speak in tongues in his mind.

You must have the gift of knowledge!

[StillStanding]

As organiza........err I mean fellowship treasurer, dues w/ fellowship IDs will be going out shortly. :D

[berkeley]

I can assure you all that Sir Segui is highly qualified and entirely competent. He can even silently speak in tongues in his mind.

You can't speak in tongues in your mind..

[seguidordejesus]

As organiza........err I mean fellowship treasurer, dues w/ fellowship IDs will be going out shortly. :D

You're GIVING us dues? That's a new one!

[seguidordejesus]

You can't speak in tongues in your mind..

Maybe YOU can't!

[AmazingGrace]

You're GIVING us dues? That's a new one!

:jolly:jolly

[AmazingGrace]

Maybe YOU can't!

Apparently he hasnt heard of thinking in tongues!!!

[Ronzo]

I'll donate hosting and web master.
Make it hack-proof ;)

[John Atkinson]

Make it hack-proof ;)
Whaaya mean? I plan on hacking it regularly....:santathumb

[Brother Price]

I'll join as the Chief Coffee Maker and resident evangelistic jester. Is that acceptable? :D

[SDG]

I'm in only if I'm officially proclaimed MORE APOSTOLIC THAN EVERYONE ELSE.

[AmazingGrace]

I'll join as the Chief Coffee Maker and resident evangelistic jester. Is that acceptable? :D



ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the womans kitchen GIT GIT GIT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

Ummm I guess you have to ask them bout the rest LOL

[LaVonne]

A valid driver's license is required for all who are wanting to be involved in our bus ministry.

:heeheehee...Ok!

What about those who want to preach, any requirements?

[StillStanding]

You're GIVING us dues? That's a new one!

Opps! My bad! :ursofunny The BILL for dues and ID cards will be going out soon!

But...you know that our new organiza....err fellowship would grow by leaps and bounds if we PAID dues to members! :killinme

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

:heeheehee...Ok!

What about those who want to preach, any requirements?

Are Wemmin in A******y?

[AmazingGrace]

Are Wemmin in A******y?

Oh SIlly she is talking about her husband!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:smileysleigh

[LaVonne]

Are Wemmin in A******y?

I am in NO WAY speaking for myself...my husband wanted to know. He's not a registered member of the forum...

[LaVonne]

Oh SIlly she is talking about her husband!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:smileysleigh

No kidding...ME preach????? :jolly

[Brother Price]

I'm in only if I'm officially proclaimed MORE APOSTOLIC THAN EVERYONE ELSE.

YOU WISH!!!

I am more Apostolic than Dan!

[TRFrance]

How about a different name: Apostolics for Christian Living United.
A.C.L.U. for short. Catchy huh?

Um...wait a minute... that might not be such a good idea after all.
Never mind.

Okay...so far we have PastorD, RevBuddy,and TRFrance jockeying for position atop the Alternative Acronym Committee.

And lets not forget the CROSS committee.
C.R.O.S.S. = Compromisers & Radicals, Overcoming Silly Standards.

[TRFrance]

YOU WISH!!!

I am more Apostolic than Dan!

Then again, my chihuahua is more Apostolic than Dan, so that's not saying much!

(Merry Christmas, Dan) :jolly

[PreacherV]

And lets not forget the CROSS committee.
C.R.O.S.S. = Compromisers & Radicals, Overcoming Silly Standards.

Or the conservative counterbalance -- H.A.I.R.D.O.S. (Holy Apostolics Indignantly Requesting Definitive Outward Standards)

[LaVonne]

Or the conservative counterbalance -- H.A.I.R.D.O.S. (Holy Apostolics Indignantly Requesting Definitive Outward Standards)

And lets not forget the CROSS committee.
C.R.O.S.S. = Compromisers & Radicals, Overcoming Silly Standards.

Hahahaha...love it!!!

[John Atkinson]

or H.A.R.D.E.S.T (Hardcore Apostolics Rigorously Demanding Extreme Standards Today)

[RevBuddy]

:stop

Brother Chair...Chairma...huh, Brother Pastor Vee...

WHEREAS, there seems to be a general consensus against a general consensus, and

WHEREAS, there could be a general revolution against any semblance of a general revolution, and

WHEREAS, there has in the past, and no doubt, again in the future, a sincere hatred for the word, "WHEREAS," and

WHEREAS, this august (not the month, but the adjective - after all, I am the Chief Parlimentarian!!!), organ...huh, fellowship is hereby established on sound and revealed Truths, and

WHEREAS, there is a clear shortage of additional WHEREAS paragraphs,

THEREFORE LET IT BE RESOLVED, that the word, "WHEREAS" will no longer appear in any official organ, piano or other publication of the ALLURE or any of its subsidiary affiliates.

Brother Chair...huh, Brother Pastor Vee... I move for the adoption of this revolut...I mean, resolution.

Do I have a "second?"... :tiphat

[RevBuddy]

Brother Chai...Brother Pastor VEE...

W******, there is a need for full clarification of the absolute most apostolic among us, and

W******, there is a spurious and outrageous claim by one, Daniel Alicea, that he is the most apostolic among us, and

W******, such an inaccurate and totally unbelievable assertions is without merit, evidence or any other means of real or genuine proof, and

W******, there is an insincere and totally self-serving motivation on my part, and

W******, without controversy, great is the apostolic character and attributes of one, RevBuddy, as well as, incomparable intellect, talents, skills, vocabulary, and inherent good looks, and

W******, RevBuddy is the obvious choice of the general consensus of ALLURE to hold and carefully maintain the position of "Most Apostolic"

BE IT THEREFORE RESOLVED, that RevBuddy, in the official exercise of his office of Chief Parlimentarian for ALLURE, that the additional and sacred office of "Most Apostolic" be awarded to him exclusively.

Brother Chair... huh, Brother Pastor VEE, I move for the adoption of this resolution.

Note: At any time that RevBuddy is unable to fulfill the responsibilities of his office as "Most Apostolic," that any other ALLURE member or minister in good standing or sitting shall be able to fill this critical organ...fellowship position, EXCEPT, of course, those who are clearly not qualified...i.e., Dan Alicea.

All in favor, say AYE!!! :tiphat

[PreacherV]

:stop

Brother Chair...Chairma...huh, Brother Pastor Vee...

WHEREAS, there seems to be a general consensus against a general consensus, and

WHEREAS, there could be a general revolution against any semblance of a general revolution, and

WHEREAS, there has in the past, and no doubt, again in the future, a sincere hatred for the word, "WHEREAS," and

WHEREAS, this august (not the month, but the adjective - after all, I am the Chief Parlimentarian!!!), organ...huh, fellowship is hereby established on sound and revealed Truths, and

WHEREAS, there is a clear shortage of additional WHEREAS paragraphs,

THEREFORE LET IT BE RESOLVED, that the word, "WHEREAS" will no longer appear in any official organ, piano or other publication of the ALLURE or any of its subsidiary affiliates.

Brother Chair...huh, Brother Pastor Vee... I move for the adoption of this revolut...I mean, resolution.

Do I have a "second?"... :tiphat


Yep. All in favor of the motion, stand up, spin like a top, shout Hallelujah 3 times, and insert your favorite smiley now. AND THAT'S AN ORDER!

[PreacherV]

Brother Chai...Brother Pastor VEE...

W******, there is a need for full clarification of the absolute most apostolic among us, and

W******, there is a spurious and outrageous claim by one, Daniel Alicea, that he is the most apostolic among us, and

W******, such an inaccurate and totally unbelievable assertions is without merit, evidence or any other means of real or genuine proof, and

W******, there is an insincere and totally self-serving motivation on my part, and

W******, without controversy, great is the apostolic character and attributes of one, RevBuddy, as well as, incomparable intellect, talents, skills, vocabulary, and inherent good looks, and

W******, RevBuddy is the obvious choice of the general consensus of ALLURE to hold and carefully maintain the position of "Most Apostolic"

BE IT THEREFORE RESOLVED, that RevBuddy, in the official exercise of his office of Chief Parlimentarian for ALLURE, that the additional and sacred office of "Most Apostolic" be awarded to him exclusively.

Brother Chair... huh, Brother Pastor VEE, I move for the adoption of this resolution.

Note: At any time that RevBuddy is unable to fulfill the responsibilities of his office as "Most Apostolic," that any other ALLURE member or minister in good standing or sitting shall be able to fill this critical organ...fellowship position, EXCEPT, of course, those who are clearly not qualified...i.e., Dan Alicea.

All in favor, say AYE!!! :tiphat

Uhhhh....Mr. Pimentoarian...I think it would be best if we refer this issue to a committee comprised of equally represented oppositional Apostolics from diverse ends of the kaleidoscopal spectrum....the goal herein being to study the potential impact of the passage of this resolution upon the overall membership and financial standing of ALLURE.

[revrandy]

Name some folk that are a part of the new Org that haven't signed up yet!!

[StillStanding]

Yep. All in favor of the motion, stand up, spin like a top, shout Hallelujah 3 times, and insert your favorite smiley now. AND THAT'S AN ORDER!

If you keep barking out orders, I'll withhold the dues and put them into my own account! :D

[John Atkinson]

:annoymusicThere you go. Will this be on the Affirmation Statement?

[John Atkinson]

Name some folk that are a part of the new Org that haven't signed up yet!!
Yeah, I'll put them on the web site...

[RevBuddy]

Oops...looks like we violated our "WHEREAS" policy...

Oh well, I submit the following ALLURE resolution:

W******, W******* has been banished to the secular world, and

W******, W******* can no longer be used in ALLURE publication, vehicles and technology, and

W******, W******* is a word "personna non grata"

BE IT THEREFORE RESOLVED, that W******* can only be used when an ALLURE church and/or minister is in the act of advertising or commercializing the ALLURE True Message, but W******* will still not be permitted to be used in the home of any minister and/or member of ALLURE until such time as another resolution allows and a********izes such actions and/or behavior.

Brother Chair...huh, Brother Pastor VEE, I move for the adoption of this resolution...

Can I have a witness??? :tiphat

[PreacherV]

Name some folk that are a part of the new Org that haven't signed up yet!!

I am working on the official web page now. The Unofficial Official List of unofficial officials will be available before Christmas!

[PreacherV]

Oops...looks like we violated our "WHEREAS" policy...

Oh well, I submit the following ALLURE resolution:

W******, W******* has been banished to the secular world, and

W******, W******* can no longer be used in ALLURE publication, vehicles and technology, and

W******, W******* is a word "personna non grata"

BE IT THEREFORE RESOLVED, that W******* can only be used when an ALLURE church and/or minister is in the act of advertising or commercializing the ALLURE True Message, but W******* will still not be permitted to be used in the home of any minister and/or member of ALLURE until such time as another resolution allows and a********izes such actions and/or behavior.

Brother Chair...huh, Brother Pastor VEE, I move for the adoption of this resolution...

Can I have a witness??? :tiphat

Stop, please!:jolly Yer killin me! lol:jolly:jolly:jolly

[AmazingGrace]

Stop, please!:jolly Yer killin me! lol:jolly:jolly:jolly

Its funny but there are too many ******* for me to understand!!!!!! Wherewith I shall return to the Kitchen!

[John Atkinson]

ALLURE General Committee

Vice Chairman of the Board
Pastor V


Chairman of Holiness Patrol
Pastor D

Chief Linguist
seguidordejesus


Domestications
AG

Sunday School
AG

WebHosting and Webmaster
John Atkinson

I am working on the official web page now. The Unofficial Official List of unofficial officials will be available before Christmas!

Vice Charman and already stepping outside the boundaries of your responsibilities. I am turning in my card.....

[RevBuddy]

ok....Brother Pastor VEE...

W******, Pastor VEE has expressed his desire for the cessation of ALLURE resolutions, and

W******, such an expression is by its very nature - the voice of God, and

W******, its is the desire of the Chief Parlimentarian and the Most Apostolic to brownose as much as possible up to Pastor VEE...

BE IT THEREFORE RESOLVED, that no ALLURE resolutions will be submitted to the general contintuency of ALLURE without the express, written permission of Pastor VEE, our extinguished and decorated Most High Potentate...

Pastor VEE, I move for the adoption of this resolution...unless...you don't really want me to...then, I'm all for whatever you're for....Most Holy One...

:tiphat

[PreacherV]

Vice Charman and already stepping outside the boundaries of your responsibilities. I am turning in my card.....

A minor oversight on my part. I'm just so busy working out the details and trying to hold this thing together while a certain tekkie is dragging his feet.

If you leave us, we will blackball you and you will be RUINED! We will instruct all our constituents to refrain from using you for their web technology needs!


On the other hand.....stay with us and you might just find yerself on the Executive Council. hmmmmmmm?

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

A minor oversight on my part. I'm just so busy working out the details and trying to hold this thing together while a certain tekkie is dragging his feet.

If you leave us, we will blackball you and you will be RUINED! We will instruct all our constituents to refrain from using you for their web technology needs!


On the other hand.....stay with us and you might just find yerself on the Executive Council. hmmmmmmm?

Oh no, you have been here before?!?

Are we getting blasted on the blog again?????

[PreacherV]

ok....Brother Pastor VEE...

W******, Pastor VEE has expressed his desire for the cessation of ALLURE resolutions, and

W******, such an expression is by its very nature - the voice of God, and

W******, its is the desire of the Chief Parlimentarian and the Most Apostolic to brownose as much as possible up to Pastor VEE...

BE IT THEREFORE RESOLVED, that no ALLURE resolutions will be submitted to the general contintuency of ALLURE without the express, written permission of Pastor VEE, our extinguished and decorated Most High Potentate...

Pastor VEE, I move for the adoption of this resolution...unless...you don't really want me to...then, I'm all for whatever you're for....Most Holy One...

:tiphat

We definitely need to vote on this right away. But it seems our constituents aren't cooperating very well with the previous standing-hallelujahing-smiley vote. C'mon and get it in gear folks. We got biddness to take care of!

[PreacherV]

Oh no, you have been here before?!?

Are we getting blasted on the blog again?????


Boomm, no need for worry on your part. ALLURE values men of your caliber very highly.:santathumb

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

Boomm, no need for worry on your part. ALLURE values men of your caliber very highly.:santathumb

You missed the hidden meaning of what I typed.....

[PreacherV]

You missed the hidden meaning of what I typed.....

Unhide it for me please.:dunno

[RevBuddy]

Point of Order!!!! :stop

As Apostolics, we certainly don't UNHIDE anything!!! :naughty

[Brother Price]

I object!

Why is there no more hot doughnuts in the Committee Room?

And why are there toilets and ceramic tiles in this room? Something stinks!

[PreacherV]

Alert all! A nefarious detractor to our efforts just emailed me this content from OUR website that is not even supposed to be up yet! John Atkinson apparently did not hack-proof our site as had been specifically requested. I would like to go on record right here and now that I did not authorize this list and did not personally sign off on several of these appointments. My intention was for us just to have a formative meeting to develop a general consensus as to what type of Apostolic future we would prefer. Apparently we have a mole in our midst that doesn't want ALLURE to succeed and is leaking classified information to those who wish us ill will.

[Hoovie]

Alert all! A nefarious detractor to our efforts just emailed me this content from OUR website that is not even supposed to be up yet! John Atkinson apparently did not hack-proof our site as had been specifically requested. I would like to go on record right here and now that I did not authorize this list and did not personally sign off on several of these appointments. My intention was for us just to have a formative meeting to develop a general consensus as to what type of Apostolic future we would prefer. Apparently we have a mole in our midst that doesn't want ALLURE to succeed and is leaking classified information to those who wish us ill will.

LOL!

Hey someone tell the powers that be - I want to be on "Media Missions" team!

[Brother Price]

YES! I made Chief Coffee Maker!!!

Wait... the site was indeed hacked. DA was not slated to be installed as Apostolic Poser until tomorrow. What gives?




:ursofunny :lol

[freeatlast]

IS IT TO LATE TO GET A POSITON IN THIS GROUND FLOOR ORGANIZATION?

I'd like to come on board as Cheif PCI apologist.

[PastorD]

IS IT TO LATE TO GET A POSITON IN THIS GROUND FLOOR ORGANIZATION?

I'd like to come on board as Cheif PCI apologist.

Kansas Preacher is doing a back ground check on your holiness as we speak.

:christmasjig

[pelathais]

Alert all! A nefarious detractor to our efforts just emailed me this content from OUR website that is not even supposed to be up yet! John Atkinson apparently did not hack-proof our site as had been specifically requested. I would like to go on record right here and now that I did not authorize this list and did not personally sign off on several of these appointments. My intention was for us just to have a formative meeting to develop a general consensus as to what type of Apostolic future we would prefer. Apparently we have a mole in our midst that doesn't want ALLURE to succeed and is leaking classified information to those who wish us ill will.
When the "Image Enhancer" demands that his name be dropped I stand willing to fill the void!

[RevBuddy]

:hmmm

Well, if our website has truly been "hacked," then we must take immediate action...

1. Make immediate and unjustified accusations against all "liberals" and "ultracons" who would no doubt do this type of unholy and unsanctified behavior. :thumbsdown

2. Secure our website data by naming as many well-known ministers to our "unofficial, un-organization" efforts, but of course, do not inform them of their selection or the full strategy of our organiz..., huh, fellowship. :beatdeadhorse

3. Ensure we are totally blameless in this due to the fact that they were assured that the ALLURE website was simply "under construction" and certainly was not available to the many world wide web surfers traveling the cyberspace paths in the sky. :razz

4. Break away from ALLURE to form another organiza..., huh, fellowship that will stand for our true and well-respected personal convictions about hacking, sacking and generally, doing things that clearly are not truly holy and sanctified...we should probably call the new fellowship SELECT... The SPIRITUAL ELITE and LOGICAL CHURCH of TRUTH... :banghead

Pastor VEE, I move that we take the above action as quickly as possible to ensure we offend as many as possible in the shortest time as possible...

Can I have a witness??? God bless this happy organ..., huh, fellowship! :tiphat

[pelathais]

***** S H O C K I N G ! ! ! *****

Elfin just sent me a link to the "hidden" pages on the new ALLURE web site. It turns out that by using the scroll bar you can see things the web designer never intended anyone to see! Here's what I saw:

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc275/pelathais/www_allure_org.jpg

[mizpeh]

***** S H O C K I N G ! ! ! *****

Elfin just sent me a link to the "hidden" pages on the new ALLURE web site. It turns by using the scroll bar you can see things the web designer never intended anyone to see! Here's what I saw:

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc275/pelathais/www_allure_org.jpg

Hopefully they will get the spelling of their organization right? Is Thad the editor? :jolly

[freeatlast]

Kansas Preacher is doing a back ground check on your holiness as we speak.

:christmasjig

Please let me know how that checks out. I've been thinking of checking on that myself...but as long as KP is checking, I'll go with his assessment.

Sure hope I makes it. :star

[PreacherV]

When the "Image Enhancer" demands that his name be dropped I stand willing to fill the void!


Please understand this is a "fluid" list. I have been getting calls from some on the list stating that they never intended to be a part of ALLURE, which is quite the surpise to me. It looks like a few of the positions may be opening up here and there, and Image Enhancer is certainly one of them.

[PreacherV]

:hmmm

Well, if our website has truly been "hacked," then we must take immediate action...

1. Make immediate and unjustified accusations against all "liberals" and "ultracons" who would no doubt do this type of unholy and unsanctified behavior. :thumbsdown

2. Secure our website data by naming as many well-known ministers to our "unofficial, un-organization" efforts, but of course, do not inform them of their selection or the full strategy of our organiz..., huh, fellowship. :beatdeadhorse

3. Ensure we are totally blameless in this due to the fact that they were assured that the ALLURE website was simply "under construction" and certainly was not available to the many world wide web surfers traveling the cyberspace paths in the sky. :razz

4. Break away from ALLURE to form another organiza..., huh, fellowship that will stand for our true and well-respected personal convictions about hacking, sacking and generally, doing things that clearly are not truly holy and sanctified...we should probably call the new fellowship SELECT... The SPIRITUAL ELITE and LOGICAL CHURCH of TRUTH... :banghead

Pastor VEE, I move that we take the above action as quickly as possible to ensure we offend as many as possible in the shortest time as possible...

Can I have a witness??? God bless this happy organ..., huh, fellowship! :tiphat


Does it really matter what we call it so long as I am still the Self-Appointed Tempoary Vice-Chairman?

[PreacherV]

LOL!

Hey someone tell the powers that be - I want to be on "Media Missions" team!


Stephen, we are not yet sure what our official position is going to be towards "media". I have my own qualms about it but I understand there are some deep pockets out there that feel otherwise. If you happen to be one that has an overabundance of finances to contribute, then I think I can probably look the other way.

[PreacherV]

***** S H O C K I N G ! ! ! *****

Elfin just sent me a link to the "hidden" pages on the new ALLURE web site. It turns out that by using the scroll bar you can see things the web designer never intended anyone to see! Here's what I saw:

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc275/pelathais/www_allure_org.jpg


WHERE IS ATKINSOOOOON?

[PreacherV]

IS IT TO LATE TO GET A POSITON IN THIS GROUND FLOOR ORGANIZATION?

I'd like to come on board as Cheif PCI apologist.

One of my goals as Self-Appointed Temporary Vice-Chairman is to elminate the division between the PCI'ers and the PAJC'ers. What I would like to see happen is for the 1-steppers and 3-steppers to get their heads together and settle on something both sides can life with....how about a simple 2-step plan?

[StillStanding]

One of my goals as Self-Appointed Temporary Vice-Chairman is to elminate the division between the PCI'ers and the PAJC'ers. What I would like to see happen is for the 1-steppers and 3-steppers to get their heads together and settle on something both sides can life with....how about a simple 2-step plan?
But....then you'll have an organiz....err fellowship full of compromisers!!!

[rgcraig]

***** S H O C K I N G ! ! ! *****

Elfin just sent me a link to the "hidden" pages on the new ALLURE web site. It turns out that by using the scroll bar you can see things the web designer never intended anyone to see! Here's what I saw:

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc275/pelathais/www_allure_org.jpg

LOVE IT!!!!

I can't believe we can still hack the site! :christmoose

[TRFrance]

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc275/pelathais/www_allure_org.jpg

Gentlemen...
I think there must be some mistake here. I did say the new organization would certainly have a C.R.O.S.S Committee, but (gasp) I would never be a part of it, much less the Chairman of such a group.

Remember CROSS= Compromisers and Radicals, Overcoming Silly Standards.

I'm sure there are others (*ahem* several names quickly come to mind!) who would be better qualified to head such a committee!
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By the way, anybody seen Ronzo? :christmoose
:newyear

[Ronzo]

Gentlemen...
I think there must be some mistake here. I did say the new organization would certainly have a C.R.O.S.S Committee, but (gasp) I would never be a part of it, much less the Chairman of such a group.

Remember CROSS= Compromisers and Radicals, Overcoming Silly Standards.

I'm sure there are others (*ahem* several names quickly come to mind!) who would be better qualified to head such a committee!
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By the way, anybody seen Ronzo? :christmoose
:newyear

Go sit on a tack, Frenchy

[RevBuddy]

Brother Chairman,

We can't have this blatant act of hacking to occur on "our" watch here at ALLURE!!!

If necessary, we must make an example of one of these barbaric anti-Apostolics! This is going to hurt us a lot more than it will hurt them, but it's the right thing to do and, of course, it will be best for all concerned...

As an act of kindness and charity, I move that we ban Brother Alidanea as an example of our ALLURING spirit of mutual trust and dedication to fairplay...

Do I have a second, Brother Chairman???

:newyear

[TRFrance]

Go sit on a tack, Frenchy

LOL.

All in good fun, senor.
Happy New Year.

[Cindy]

And to think I almost didn't read this thread..........

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[PreacherV]

Brother Chairman,

We can't have this blatant act of hacking to occur on "our" watch here at ALLURE!!!

If necessary, we must make an example of one of these barbaric anti-Apostolics! This is going to hurt us a lot more than it will hurt them, but it's the right thing to do and, of course, it will be best for all concerned...

As an act of kindness and charity, I move that we ban Brother Alidanea as an example of our ALLURING spirit of mutual trust and dedication to fairplay...

Do I have a second, Brother Chairman???

:newyear

I totally agree RevBuddy. Let's move William Price into Alidanea's spot (he has really coveted that position all along anyway), and due to cneastxx suddenly leaning our way I think offering her the position of Chief Coffee Maker might be enough to pull her over to ALLURE.

[RevBuddy]

Preacher Vee,

Your proposal is ALLURING...and, no doubt, has merit...may I suggest you contact cneastxx to complete this highly important, not to mention, overblown addition to the ALLURE alliance...this orga... I mean, fellowship will be better for her spectacular contributions to our menial attempts to optimize our impact the world on a galactic scale...

As you've always said of cneastxx..."she has consistently failed to meet the low standards she has set for herself." What an outstanding ALLURE addition!

[AmazingGrace]

Preacher Vee,

Your proposal is ALLURING...and, no doubt, has merit...may I suggest you contact cneastxx to complete this highly important, not to mention, overblown addition to the ALLURE alliance...this orga... I mean, fellowship will be better for her spectacular contributions to our menial attempts to optimize our impact the world on a galactic scale...

As you've always said of cneastxx..."she has consistently failed to meet the low standards she has set for herself." What an outstanding ALLURE addition!

AMEN!!!! AMEN!!!!!

[RevBuddy]

AmazingGrace...

Thank you, thank you, thank you...I appreciate your AMEN!!!! AMEN!!!!!

I especially appreciated the last exclamation mark...that made 5 exclamation marks on the last AMEN...I am always overwhelmed and almost humbled by the acclaim and envy of others concerning my without equal intellect and analytical skills in chrystalizing and distilling a thought or idea into the most efficient number of words and phrases...it is a gift that I must bear...and such a gift must be impressed upon the pitious, pious and passe population of potential Pentecostals throughout the ALLURE arena of influence...

Know what I mean, Vern???

[AmazingGrace]

AmazingGrace...

Thank you, thank you, thank you...I appreciate your AMEN!!!! AMEN!!!!!

I especially appreciated the last exclamation mark...that made 5 exclamation marks on the last AMEN...I am always overwhelmed and almost humbled by the acclaim and envy of others concerning my without equal intellect and analytical skills in chrystalizing and distilling a thought or idea into the most efficient number of words and phrases...it is a gift that I must bear...and such a gift must be impressed upon the pitious, pious and passe population of potential Pentecostals throughout the ALLURE arena of influence...

Know what I mean, Vern???

AMEN!!!!!

I indeed knows what you mean! You are indeed gifted and a blessing to ALLURE!!! Ok I must get back to the kitchen quickly before I get caught having meaningful conversation!

[RevBuddy]

If you can stand the heat, stay in the kitchen...that's what I always say...

[Ronzo]

If you can stand the heat, stay in the kitchen...that's what I always say...

What's cookin', and who's the chef?

[RevBuddy]

I don't know...AmazingGrace just went back into the kitchen...What's good to eat, Amazin'?