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Nahum
03-13-2007, 02:06 PM
I love Kansas.
The family and I went through there when we went on a skiing trip in January. There were several things I gleaned from my visit.
1. Kansas is not all flat, there are lots of rolling hills.
2. Kansas City is in Missouri (who'd a thunk it?).
3. There are lots of antelope in western Kansas.
4. Salinas is a town with a great Apostolic pastor.
5. Abilene is tiny. I had always thought it was Kansas' version of the big apple.
6. It snows quite a bit in Kansas.
7. I didn't see one sunflower, even though Kansas calls itself "The Sunflower State".
And then there's Toto ....
Malvaro
03-13-2007, 02:09 PM
*cough* brown-noser.... *cough*
Nahum
03-13-2007, 02:09 PM
And then there's Toto ....
How could anyone not love Toto?
*cough* brown-noser.... *cough*
How does one ... attain a brown nose, Malvaro?
Nahum
03-13-2007, 02:12 PM
*cough* brown-noser.... *cough*
Are you mocking me? :ranting
PP ... let him answer the question....
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 02:14 PM
I love Kansas.
The family and I went through there when we went on a skiing trip in January. There were several things I gleaned from my visit.
1. Kansas is not all flat, there are lots of rolling hills.
2. Kansas City is in Missouri (who'd a thunk it?).
3. There are lots of antelope in western Kansas.
4. Salinas is a town with a great Apostolic pastor.
5. Abilene is tiny. I had always thought it was Kansas' version of the big apple.
6. It snows quite a bit in Kansas.
7. I didn't see one sunflower, even though Kansas calls itself "The Sunflower State".
The actual name of the town in SALINA (no "s")
The Kansas version of "the big apple" is Manhattan- home to K-STATE.
You didn't see sunflowers because they haven't bloomed yet. Take you a trip about June or July and you'll see thousands and thousands of them. There are fields and fields of them. They grow wild here. When they bloom I'll step out my door and take some pictures and send them to ya.
Yes, we have and AWESOME Apostolic pastor here. IMHO, he's one of the greatest ones you'll meet. (Not biased, just have great taste and a brain that knows what good is.:bliss :bliss :drawguns :drawguns any questions?)
Malvaro ... is this the right technique????
I count it an honor to even be mentioned in the same sentence as RRFord and CS....
J-Roc
03-13-2007, 02:16 PM
Malvaro ... is this the right technique????
:killinme :highfive
BoredOutOfMyMind
03-13-2007, 02:16 PM
Pastor Poster, in the Perspectives magazine I remember seeing an appeal for a Pastor in Kansas....... Maybe you are callled to this great area!
Malvaro
03-13-2007, 02:17 PM
Are you mocking me? :ranting
getting all up in Kansas Preacher's business and then you open a thread about how you love Kansas.... kinda makes me think you don't want him mad at you or something.... :tease
Pastor Poster, in the Perspectives magazine I remember seeing an appeal for a Pastor in Kansas....... Maybe you are callled to this great area!
Do you think he'd hit it off with the District board????
Nahum
03-13-2007, 02:19 PM
Pastor Poster, in the Perspectives magazine I remember seeing an appeal for a Pastor in Kansas....... Maybe you are callled to this great area!
I'm thinking the Lord is calling me to start a church in Salina. :killinme
BoredOutOfMyMind
03-13-2007, 02:19 PM
Do you think he'd hit it off with the District board????
He is a good man!
He might find a distinct home. Quabbles can be quickly quelched over a table of fellowship.
:praying
Nahum
03-13-2007, 02:20 PM
Do you think he'd hit it off with the District board????
What did you say? Would I get hit with a board?
Probably!:bliss
BoredOutOfMyMind
03-13-2007, 02:20 PM
I'm thinking the Lord is calling me to start a church in Salina. :killinme
That is just wrong....
Malvaro ... I've asked you 2 questions ... I await your answer ....
Nahum
03-13-2007, 02:20 PM
He is a good man!
He might find a distinct home. Quabbles can be quickly quelched over a table of fellowship.
:praying
Depends on what food is on the table.:heeheehee
Depends on what food is on the table.:heeheehee
and adult beverages ....
Malvaro
03-13-2007, 02:21 PM
Malvaro ... is this the right technique????
Its nice to every once in awhile be mentioned along with good company.... I wasn't looking for their approval, nor need it.... it beats being mentioned in the same sentence as Rhoni and Daniel Alicea..... :D hehehehe
Its nice to every once in awhile be mentioned along with good company.... I wasn't looking for their approval, nor need it.... it beats being mentioned in the same sentence as Rhoni and Daniel Alicea..... :D hehehehe
Now .... how does that go again ... I'm a novice???
Steve Epley
03-13-2007, 02:22 PM
Kansas has alot of great Apostolic preachers in in.
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 02:23 PM
I'm thinking the Lord is calling me to start a church in Salina. :killinme
I don't share very well!!!!!!
Nahum
03-13-2007, 02:24 PM
getting all up in Kansas Preacher's business and then you open a thread about how you love Kansas.... kinda makes me think you don't want him mad at you or something.... :tease
I think that ship already sailed. :sad
Oh well. I guess when I start the church in Salina it will be AMF.
I know they would welcome me with open arms. Whadda ya think Elder Epley?
Malvaro
03-13-2007, 02:24 PM
Malvaro ... I've asked you 2 questions ... I await your answer ....
you still haven't answered my question....
http://www.apostolicfriendsforum.com/showpost.php?p=35313&postcount=13
I don't share very well!!!!!!
Are there 2 McDonald's in Salinas ????
Nahum
03-13-2007, 02:25 PM
I don't share very well!!!!!!
HAHA!!!!
Maybe I'll start one in Manhatten? Does Manhatten have an AMF church?
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 02:25 PM
Are there 2 McDonald's in Salinas ????
There are actually four.
HAHA!!!!
Maybe I'll start one in Manhatten? Does Manhatten have an AMF church?
Right now there's no Spanish UPCI church in Manhattan ... why don't brush on your espanol ... PP.
Nahum
03-13-2007, 02:27 PM
Would I be a JayHawk or Wildcat fan?
Hmmmm
Big decision.
Malvaro
03-13-2007, 02:27 PM
Now .... how does that go again ... I'm a novice???
Ask NLYP... I even made a Brownie Point system for him on NFCF....
There are actually four.
Then ... PP .... there is an open door for another franchise .... Go to Salinas.
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 02:27 PM
HAHA!!!!
Maybe I'll start one in Manhatten? Does Manhatten have an AMF church?
ManhattAn does have an Apostolic church, not affiliated with UPC, but there is one there. Bro. Berry pastors there.
Nahum
03-13-2007, 02:28 PM
Right now there's no Spanish UPCI church in Manhattan ... why don't brush on your espanol ... PP.
No habla espanol, Danielson
BoredOutOfMyMind
03-13-2007, 02:28 PM
Ask NLYP... I even made a Brownie Point system for him on NFCF....
NLYP is moving to Kansas to do what?!?
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 02:29 PM
Then ... PP .... there is an open door for another franchise .... Go to Salinas.
THE NAME OF THE CITY IS SALINA-NO "S"
Okay, I feel better now!!
Nahum
03-13-2007, 02:29 PM
ManhattAn does have an Apostolic church, not affiliated with UPC, but there is one there. Bro. Berry pastors there.
How about Wichita?
Okay so it's ManhattAn, and SalinA?
Ask NLYP... I even made a Brownie Point system for him on NFCF....
Undoubtedly you are an EXPERT .....
Malvaro
03-13-2007, 02:30 PM
Undoubtedly you are an EXPERT .....
believe what you want....
BoredOutOfMyMind
03-13-2007, 02:30 PM
Kansas?
:hmmm we have the cowardly lion and the strawman (forever beat up it seems)
Nahum
03-13-2007, 02:31 PM
I think if I started a church in Kansas I would name it "Winds of Free Liberty Apostolic Fellowship of The Lord Jesus Christ".
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 02:31 PM
How about Wichita?
Okay so it's ManhattAn, and SalinA?
YES!!!!
There are several Apostolic churches in Wichita. They have BIG guns there, so I probably wouldn't go there unless I was POSITIVE that God told me to. :heeheehee
Kansas?
:hmmm we have the cowardly lion and the strawman (forever beat up it seems)
Click here (http://www.moviewavs.com/0028375953/MP3S/Movies/Wizard_Of_Oz/oz6.mp3)
Malvaro
03-13-2007, 02:32 PM
PP, why don't you go start a new church in Denver, CO..... hehehehe
PP, why don't you go start a new church in Denver, CO..... hehehehe
Nah ... he's coming to Texas ... I'm his new administrative assistant.
Nahum
03-13-2007, 02:34 PM
PP, why don't you go start a new church in Denver, CO..... hehehehe
Nah, nothings quite like the good people of Kansas. All that fresh clean air, big sky and the like. Makes me feel wild and free, ya know?
Nahum
03-13-2007, 02:35 PM
YES!!!!
There are several Apostolic churches in Wichita. They have BIG guns there, so I probably wouldn't go there unless I was POSITIVE that God told me to. :heeheehee
Big Guns huh?
I wonder who she could be talking about? :killinme
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 02:35 PM
Nah, nothings quite like the good people of Kansas. All that fresh clean air, big sky and the like. Makes me feel wild and free, ya know?
What did we do to deserve this? ( I think we need to repent for whatever is was :bliss :bliss :bliss :bliss :killinme :killinme :killinme )
Nahum
03-13-2007, 02:36 PM
Nah ... he's coming to Texas ... I'm his new administrative assistant.
No way. Texas is too conservative.
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 02:36 PM
Big Guns huh?
I wonder who she could be talking about? :killinme
Marrell Cornwell
Nathan Dudley
to name a couple.
No way. Texas is too conservative.
When's the last you been DOWN HERE???? ... this is now a liberal bastion of FREEDOM
BoredOutOfMyMind
03-13-2007, 02:38 PM
When's the last you been DOWN HERE???? ... this is now a liberal bastion of FREEDOM
Besides everyone should work WHERE called.
:tease
Besides everyone should work WHERE called.
:tease
Let's here .... it ...BOOM ... WHERE IS HE CALLED????
Nahum
03-13-2007, 02:39 PM
What did we do to deserve this? ( I think we need to repent for whatever is was :bliss :bliss :bliss :bliss :killinme :killinme :killinme )
I am so hurt! :sad
BoredOutOfMyMind
03-13-2007, 02:40 PM
Let's here .... it ...BOOM ... WHERE IS HE CALLED????
Kansas, of course! :yahoo
Nahum
03-13-2007, 02:40 PM
Marrell Cornwell
Nathan Dudley
to name a couple.
Maybe they need someone to teach them how to win people? :tease
revrandy
03-13-2007, 02:41 PM
I think if I started a church in Kansas I would name it "Winds of Free Liberty Apostolic Fellowship of The Lord Jesus Christ".
Would this mean that Wednesday Nights there would be the "Buffet of Beans" Night at the church??
Refried...
Brown...
Pinto...
Southern...
???????
I think it your give your church a whole new dimension concerning your name of it....
Rhymis
03-13-2007, 02:41 PM
Kansas is great because it keeps Neb off of Ok's back - not to mention that it keeps CO and MO from rubbing each other the wrong way. :bliss
Nahum
03-13-2007, 02:41 PM
Maybe Daniel could be my administrative assistant in Kansas?
Nahum
03-13-2007, 02:42 PM
Would this mean that Wednesday Nights there would be the "Buffet of Beans" Night at the church??
Refried...
Brown...
Pinto...
Southern...
???????
I think it your give your church a whole new dimension concerning your name of it....
This kind of posting really stinks.
Maybe Daniel could be my administrative assistant in Kansas?
You just meet me there ... big guy .....
Nahum
03-13-2007, 02:43 PM
Kansas is great because it keeps Neb off of Ok's back - not to mention that it keeps CO and MO from rubbing each other the wrong way. :bliss
Wow! I never thought of it that way. No wonder I was so attracted to Kansas.
I just hate fighting.
Wow! I never though of it that way. No wonder I was so attracted to Kansas.
I just hate fighting.
Is there really no fighting in Kansas???
revrandy
03-13-2007, 02:44 PM
Kansas.......CornMissions......
:hmmm....
South of I 90
03-13-2007, 02:45 PM
I'm very grateful for I 70 in between Missouri and Colorado.
It gets me through some of the most boring scenery in the lower 48 at a higher rate of speed!! :tease
revrandy
03-13-2007, 02:46 PM
PP....
Maybe God is placing a Burden in your heart for the Wide Open Spaces.......
Specifically Rio Grande La Haceinda, Mule KS...
Space 123????
:D
Nahum
03-13-2007, 02:47 PM
I'm very grateful for I 70 in between Missouri and Colorado.
It gets me through some of the most boring scenery in the lower 48 at a higher rate of speed!! :tease
Now that is uncalled for. :drawguns
You're talking about the land Lady Coonskinner loves!
Nahum
03-13-2007, 02:49 PM
PP....
Maybe God is placing a Burden in your heart for the Wide Open Spaces.......
Specifically Rio Grande La Haceinda, Mule KS...
Space 123????
:D
Buddy, it don't get more wide open than the corn fields of Central Illinois.
I can look off my front porch and see China.
Now that is uncalled for. :drawguns
You're talking about the land Lady Coonskinner loves!
Kansas ... boring ... isn't that an OXYMORON????
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 02:50 PM
Now that is uncalled for. :drawguns
You're talking about the land Lady Coonskinner loves!
I'm thankful for I-70 too, it gets some people in and OUT of Salina faster!!! :killinme
Malvaro
03-13-2007, 02:51 PM
YES!!!!
There are several Apostolic churches in Wichita. They have BIG guns there, so I probably wouldn't go there unless I was POSITIVE that God told me to. :heeheehee
is that where Kansas Preacher is from??? :D hehehe
I'm thankful for I-70 too, it gets some people in and OUT of Salina faster!!! :killinme
Sounds real exclusive ....:drawguns
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 02:51 PM
Maybe Daniel could be my administrative assistant in Kansas?
That's asking too much. BOTH of you here, NO WAY, HOSEA or HOSBE!!!
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 02:52 PM
is that where Kansas Preacher is from???
No, he's closer to Kansas City.
That's asking too much. BOTH of you here, NO WAY, HOSEA or HOSBE!!!
We'd bring Revival with us .... you know the 180 proof liquor.
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 02:52 PM
Sounds real exclusive ....:drawguns
It is!
Got a problem with it?:drawguns :drawguns :beatdeadhorse :beatdeadhorse
revrandy
03-13-2007, 02:53 PM
Has Salina got a Wal-Mart yet???
It is!
Got a problem with it?:drawguns :drawguns :beatdeadhorse :beatdeadhorse
No, m'am.
Nahum
03-13-2007, 02:53 PM
That's asking too much. BOTH of you here, NO WAY, HOSEA or HOSBE!!!
Is Kansas that crowded?
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 02:53 PM
We'd bring Revival with us .... you know the 180 proof liquor.
Not sure that REVIVAL is what you'd bring. ( I don't know if I have a word for you'd call it):bliss :bliss :bliss
Has Salina got a Wal-Mart yet???
Nah ... it can be found in the GENERAL STORE ...
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 02:55 PM
Has Salina got a Wal-Mart yet???
Yes we do smarty pants!! (It's even a SUPER WALMART):beatdeadhorse
Nahum
03-13-2007, 02:55 PM
Has Salina got a Wal-Mart yet???
And a Pizza Hut!!!!!
Me and the family stopped there and did you know that the Pizza Hut had two tv's in it? The food was good, but I felt the atmosphere was a little loose.
revrandy
03-13-2007, 02:56 PM
Yes we do smarty pants!! (It's even a SUPER WALMART):beatdeadhorse
:D...
Couldn't resist....
Still can't.....
And a Pizza Hut!!!!!
Me and the family stopped there and did you know that the Pizza Hut had two tv's in it? The food was good, but I felt the atmosphere was a little loose.
2 whole tv's?????
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 02:57 PM
Is Kansas that crowded?
Yes, with the likes of you two, we'd not have much air left to breath and what is left would be devoid of ANYTHING good!!!:highfive
revrandy
03-13-2007, 02:57 PM
And a Pizza Hut!!!!!
Me and the family stopped there and did you know that the Pizza Hut had two tv's in it? The food was good, but I felt the atmosphere was a little loose.
I heerd tell that when Coonskinner walks into the Pizza Hut the anointin' automatically shuts the One-Eyed Devils off???
and the One-Eyed cook has to take a break too....
:D
Nahum
03-13-2007, 02:57 PM
2 whole tv's?????
yep! We only watched the news though.
Yes, with the likes of you two, we'd not have much air left to breath and what is left would be devoid of ANYTHING good!!!:highfive
Don't tempt me woman. I might be on the next Greyhound ... beware. :killinme :killinme :killinme :killinme
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 02:58 PM
I heerd tell that when Coonskinner walks into the room the anointin' automatically shuts the One-Eyed Devils off???
and the One-Eyed cook has to take a break too....
:D
ROFLMHO!!!!!!!!!
You are a NUT!!! (not intended as a slam, so don't ban me)
Nahum
03-13-2007, 02:58 PM
Yes, with the likes of you two, we'd not have much air left to breath and what is left would be devoid of ANYTHING good!!!:highfive
Wow! And here I have been so kind.
I don't deserve this abuse. I'm glad all Kansonians aren't so mean.:tease
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 03:00 PM
Don't tempt me woman. I might be on the next Greyhound ... beware. :killinme :killinme :killinme :killinme
Bring it on. Call me and I'll meet ya at the 24/7 store where the greyhounds rest!!!!
Then we'll run over to the church about 1 mile away, and pray ya through real good.:heeheehee
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 03:01 PM
Wow! And here I have been so kind.
I don't deserve this abuse. I'm glad all Kansonians aren't so mean.:tease
I'm one of the NICER ones, so watch out, bud!!!
Bring it on. Call me and I'll meet ya at the 24/7 store where the greyhounds rest!!!!
Then we'll run over to the church about 1 mile away, and pray ya through real good.:heeheehee
As long as no one ... messes up my hair .... stiff necks me ...blows out an ear drum and they use breathe mints .....
revrandy
03-13-2007, 03:02 PM
In Kansas a StarBucks is the local High School Football team with a mascot that has horns...
Nahum
03-13-2007, 03:02 PM
As long as no one ... messes up my hair .... stiff necks me ...blows out an ear drum and they use breathe mints .....
I'm not sure we can guarantee that Daniel.
Maybe this isn't such a good idea after all. :dunno
I'm not sure we can guarantee that Daniel.
Maybe this isn't such a good idea after all. :dunno
Then no one prays me through .....:tease :tease :tease
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 03:05 PM
As long as no one ... messes up my hair .... stiff necks me ...blows out an ear drum and they use breathe mints .....
Well, you are in trouble, cause your hair WILL get messed up (the wind blows all the time!!)
You won't get stiff necked.
Your ear drum will be slightly tender when you leave
And...........yes, I use breath mints.
So there, you feel better now? ( Like I really care, though :tease )
revrandy
03-13-2007, 03:05 PM
LadyCoonskinner....
I got to give you Kudos (Props) for holding up the banner of Kansas here tho... you are doing a good job!!!!!:bliss :bliss
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 03:06 PM
In Kansas a StarBucks is the local High School Football team with a mascot that has horns...
Whatever!!!
Well, you are in trouble, cause your hair WILL get messed up (the wind blows all the time!!)
You won't get stiff necked.
Your ear drum will be slightly tender when you leave
And...........yes, I use breath mints.
So there, you feel better now? ( Like I really care, though :tease )
Can it done cyberly ....?????
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 03:07 PM
LadyCoonskinner....
I got to give you Kudos (Props) for holding up the banner of Kansas here tho... you are doing a good job!!!!!:bliss :bliss
ALL BY MYSELF, WITH NO HELP FROM THE OTHERS!!! (They must be hiding)
revrandy
03-13-2007, 03:08 PM
In Kansas Chili's is the Local OutDoor Skating Rink open 5 months a year and in the summertime it doubles as a mud wrestling pit .... That's why if your in Kansas preaching.... Don't MudWrestle... Leave your wedding rings, short sleeved shirts and your mud wrestling clothes at home!!
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 03:08 PM
Can it done cyberly ....?????
No, I have to see you in person!! That way I can make sure you're not faking it!!!
Nahum
03-13-2007, 03:09 PM
Can it be done cyberly ....?????
Yes, here's how.
Lady Coonskinner, you lay your hand on your computer screen.
Daniel, place your forehead up against yours.
No, I have to see you in person!! That way I can make sure you're not faking it!!!
Borat did.
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 03:09 PM
In Kansas Chili's is the Local OutDoor Skating Rink open 5 months a year and in the summertime it doubles as a mud wrestling pit .... That's why if your in Kansas preaching.... Don't MudWrestle... Leave your wedding rings, short sleeved shirts and your mud wrestling clothes at home!!
The ice is craking around you, bud!!! You'd best be careful!!!:ranting
Praxeas
03-13-2007, 03:09 PM
I love Kansas.
The family and I went through there when we went on a skiing trip in January. There were several things I gleaned from my visit.
1. Kansas is not all flat, there are lots of rolling hills.
2. Kansas City is in Missouri (who'd a thunk it?).
3. There are lots of antelope in western Kansas.
4. Salinas is a town with a great Apostolic pastor.
5. Abilene is tiny. I had always thought it was Kansas' version of the big apple.
6. It snows quite a bit in Kansas.
7. I didn't see one sunflower, even though Kansas calls itself "The Sunflower State".
How about the dirt off ramps?
Yes, here's how.
Lady Coonskinner, you lay your hand on your computer screen.
Daniel, place your forehead up against yours.
ROFL but where will the LEGION GO????
Nahum
03-13-2007, 03:10 PM
Its been fun. Gotta go.
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 03:10 PM
Yes, here's how.
Lady Coonskinner, you lay your hand on your computer screen.
Daniel, place your forehead up against yours.
I'm dying with the mental picture that that brings!!!
It would be even funnier if he did and started "spazing" from the annointing while at work!!!
I think I'm too tired or something.
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 03:11 PM
ROFL but where will the LEGION GO????
To REVRANDY!!!!
To REVRANDY!!!!
RevRandy ... INCOMING....
Nahum
03-13-2007, 03:12 PM
ROFL but where will the LEGION GO????
The dry places?
Like Wichita? :killinme
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 03:12 PM
Its been fun. Gotta go.
You'd better come back here later or you are in trouble. I will deal with you later on. Right now, I got my hands full with Dan and Randy!!!! Pray, church, pray!!
revrandy
03-13-2007, 03:12 PM
In Kansas a Wienerschintzel is a cross breed between a weiner dog and a pot bellied pig... They call em' Full pound Jumbo dogs and serve with two ears of Corn... with Country Gravy of Course...
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 03:13 PM
The dry places?
Like Wichita? :killinme
I'm tell Bro. Cornwell!!!! You are in MAJOR trouble now.:bliss :bliss
BoredOutOfMyMind
03-13-2007, 03:14 PM
And a Pizza Hut!!!!!
Me and the family stopped there and did you know that the Pizza Hut had two tv's in it? The food was good, but I felt the atmosphere was a little loose.
This explains the Cavatini
In Kansas a Wienerschintzel is a cross breed between a weiner dog and a pot bellied pig... They call em' Full pound Jumbo dogs and serve with two ears of Corn... with Country Gravy of Course...
I thought they in-breed in Kansas???
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 03:14 PM
In Kansas a Wienerschintzel is a cross breed between a weiner dog and a pot bellied pig... They call em' Full pound Jumbo dogs and serve with two ears of Corn... with Country Gravy of Course...
Ok, you just drowned!!!
Nahum
03-13-2007, 03:14 PM
You'd better come back here later or you are in trouble. I will deal with you later on. Right now, I got my hands full with Dan and Randy!!!! Pray, church, pray!!
I'll be back around 9pm. Fully loaded CoonMama!
:tease
Malvaro
03-13-2007, 03:14 PM
The dry places?
Like Wichita? :killinme
niccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeee :killinme
revrandy
03-13-2007, 03:15 PM
Ok, you just drowned!!!
I know.. I gots to go... tell JohnnyReb... I said hi...
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 03:16 PM
This explains the Cavatini
He ate at Pizza Hut, not my house!!1 Get it straight man, get it straight. (Dont' say that too lound, Kansas Preacher might find out, too and then we'll be in BIG trouble, from a Little guy!!! He's lost a BUNCH of weight--Kudos, man, kudos) Ok done brown nosing !!!!
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 03:17 PM
I'll be back around 9pm. Fully loaded CoonMama!
:tease
I'll be waiting (if I can knock the Skinner off of here)!!!!
BRING IT ON!!!!
I'll be waiting (if I can knock the Skinner off of here)!!!!
BRING IT ON!!!!
Hey CS ... you need to let this lady teach you a thing or 2 about humor .... she's funny.
revrandy
03-13-2007, 03:19 PM
One more..
I heard in Kansas that Two Guys and Two Dogs in a Pick-up cab is considered a Double Date???
any truth to that???
One more..
I heard in Kansas that Two Guys and Two Dogs in a Pick-up cab is considered a Double Date???
any truth to that???
That's just wrong .....:killinme :killinme :killinme :killinme
revrandy
03-13-2007, 03:22 PM
Got a Pic of Coonskinner Smilin' right here...
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r306/rgraham28/JohnConner.jpg
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 03:23 PM
One more..
I heard in Kansas that Two Guys and Two Dogs in a Pick-up cab is considered a Double Date???
any truth to that???
You are gross!!!!
South of I 90
03-13-2007, 03:24 PM
Lady Coonskinner; I have to admire the beating that you're taking over Kansas. If you don't work for the Kansas Tourism Bureau; go and apply now.
With your bravado for Kansas, you could attempt to open a pork processing plant in Saudi Arabia!!
revrandy
03-13-2007, 03:27 PM
I got this Welcome To Kansas Brochere a little while back..
It said Welcome To Kansas a Place where your dreams and Nightmares come True....
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r306/rgraham28/TornadoinKansas.jpg
:D
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 03:29 PM
Lady Coonskinner; I have to admire the beating that you're taking over Kansas. If you don't work for the Kansas Tourism Bureau; go and apply now.
With your bravado for Kansas, you could attempt to open a pork processing plant in Saudi Arabia!!
Thanks!!!!
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 03:30 PM
I got this Welcome To Kansas Brochere a little while back..
It said Welcome To Kansas a Place where your dreams and Nightmares come True....
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r306/rgraham28/TornadoinKansas.jpg
:D
Well, if YOU come to Kansas it will be our worst nightmare ever!!!!:highfive
I got this Welcome To Kansas Brochere a little while back..
It said Welcome To Kansas a Place where your dreams and Nightmares come True....
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r306/rgraham28/TornadoinKansas.jpg
:D
Lady Coonskinner overheard saying:
CLICK HERE (http://www.moviewavs.com/0028375953/MP3S/Movies/Wizard_Of_Oz/oz9.mp3)
:killinme :killinme :killinme :killinme :killinme
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 03:32 PM
Lady Coonskinner overheard saying:
CLICK HERE (http://www.moviewavs.com/0028375953/MP3S/Movies/Wizard_Of_Oz/oz9.mp3)
ROFL!!!!
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 03:32 PM
Lady Coonskinner overheard saying:
CLICK HERE (http://www.moviewavs.com/0028375953/MP3S/Movies/Wizard_Of_Oz/oz9.mp3)
:killinme :killinme :killinme :killinme :killinme
Hey Dan, check out the caption thread!!:heeheehee :heeheehee
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 03:35 PM
Not gone for good, but I've gotta go cook supper. My son has his spring concert tonight, so......
I'LL BE BACK, NEVER FEAR!!!!
Theresa
03-13-2007, 03:37 PM
one thing Kansas can be proud of..
revrandy and dan don't live there
:D
revrandy
03-13-2007, 03:39 PM
one thing Kansas can be proud of..
revrandy and dan don't live there
:D
It's all in fun Sis.... but truely Kansas is blessed.....
Couldn't tell you how..
But there is power in Positive Thinking!!!
I think....
:D
Theresa
03-13-2007, 03:41 PM
It's all in fun Sis.... but truely Kansas is blessed.....
Couldn't tell you how..
But there is power in Positive Thinking!!!
I think....
:D
ROFL
(but there is a little truth to every word spoken in jest..) usually
Other than Coonskinner, his family, and the church they pastor, I can't think of much else I like... :bliss
rrford
03-13-2007, 04:04 PM
Did you hear about the beauty contest they had in Kansas?
Nobody won. :killinme
revrandy
03-13-2007, 04:10 PM
In Kansas a Red Lobster is drunk Qaurterback... :D
Felicity
03-13-2007, 04:12 PM
Best thing about Kansas that I know (don't know much about Kansas) are some special family members ....... relatives & friends of mine .... who live in in Salinas. ;) :)
revrandy
03-13-2007, 04:14 PM
Best thing about Kansas that I know (don't know much about Kansas) are some special family members ....... relatives & friends of mine .... who live in in Salinas. ;) :)
Where's Salinas KS????
I didn't realize how close you were to them... ;) :)
Nahum
03-13-2007, 08:14 PM
Did you hear about the beauty contest they had in Kansas?
Nobody won. :killinme
Ouchiewoowoo!!!!
Not even Elizabeth Dole? :heeheehee
Scott Hutchinson
03-13-2007, 08:16 PM
TOTO was that a eighties rockband?
LadyCoonskinner
03-13-2007, 08:29 PM
Okay, I'm back!!!
Got my Dr. Pepper, chips, and my shoes off, sooooooooooooooooooooo
LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMMMBBBBBLLLLEEEE!!"
Nahum
03-13-2007, 08:32 PM
Kansas is fat and wide.
Nahum
03-13-2007, 08:33 PM
I think I'll start the first real conservative church in Salina.
Okay, I'm back!!!
Got my Dr. Pepper, chips, and my shoes off, sooooooooooooooooooooo
LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMMMBBBBBLLLLEEEE!!"
Now ... I'll have to take you on ... Lady CS ... after man handling your hubby ... before .... Go ahead give me your best shot .....
Praxeas
03-13-2007, 08:36 PM
Kansas is fat and wide.
and wearing blue denim skirts? :heeheehee
Scott Hutchinson
03-13-2007, 08:39 PM
and wearing blue denim skirts? :heeheehee
Blue Demin Whales are there?
Nahum
06-17-2007, 08:57 PM
I love Kansas.
The family and I went through there when we went on a skiing trip in January. There were several things I gleaned from my visit.
1. Kansas is not all flat, there are lots of rolling hills.
2. Kansas City is in Missouri (who'd a thunk it?).
3. There are lots of antelope in western Kansas.
4. Salinas is a town with a great Apostolic pastor.
5. Abilene is tiny. I had always thought it was Kansas' version of the big apple.
6. It snows quite a bit in Kansas.
7. I didn't see one sunflower, even though Kansas calls itself "The Sunflower State".
Bump for the Sunflower state
LadyCoonskinner
06-17-2007, 09:26 PM
Bump for the Sunflower state
I feel like a mom asking their grinning like a cat child, "What do you want or What have you done now?"
ChTatum
06-17-2007, 09:31 PM
Uh, has anyone mentioned Dorothy and Toto?
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