Some Misconceptions About Canada

[Ron]

Some inventions invented by Canadians. Not by a bunch of Lumberjacks either.


* 5 Pin Bowling A truly Canadian sport invented by T.E. Ryan of Toronto in 1909[
* Able Walker The walker was patented by Norm Rolston in 1986
* Access Bar Patented food bar designed to help burn fat by Dr Larry Wang
* Air-Conditioned Railway Coach Invented by Henry Ruttan in 1858
* Abdominizer The infomercial exercise darling invented by Dennis Colonello in 1984
* AC Radio Tube Invented by Edward Samuels Rogers in 1925
* Acetylene Thomas L. Wilson invented the production process in 1892
* Acetylene Buoy Invented by Thomas L. Wilson in 1904
* Agrifoam Crop Cold Protector Co-invented in 1967 by D. Siminovitch & J. W. Butler
* Analytical Plotter 3D map-making system invented by Uno Vilho Helava in 1957
* Andromonon Three-wheeled vehicle invented in 1851 by Thomas Turnbull
* Anti-Gravity Suit Invented by Wilbur Rounding Franks in 1941, a suit for high altitude jet pilots
* Automatic Foghorn The first steam foghorn was invented by Robert Foulis in 1859
* Automatic Machinery Lubricator One of the many inventions invented by Elijah McCoy
* Automatic Postal Sorter In 1957, Maurice Levy invented a postal sorter that could handle 200,000 letters an hour
* Basketball Invented by James Naismith in 1891
* Bone Marrow Compatibility Test Invented by Barbara Bain in 1960
* Bromine A process to extract was invented by Herbert Henry Dow in 1890
* Calcium Carbide Thomas Leopold Willson invented a process for Calcium Carbide in 1892
* Canada Dry Ginger Ale Invented in 1907 by John A. McLaughlin
* Chocolate Nut Bar Arthur Ganong made the first nickel bar in 1910
* Computerized Braille Invented by Roland Galarneau in 1972
* Creed Telegraph System Fredrick Creed invented a way to convert Morse Code to text in 1900
* Compound Steam Engine Invented by Benjamin Franklin Tibbetts in 1842
* CPR Mannequin invented by Dianne Croteau in 1989
* Electric Car Heater Thomas Ahearn invented the first electric car heater in 1890
* Electric Cooking Range Thomas Ahearn invented the first in 1882
* Electric Light Bulb Henry Woodward invented an electric light bulb in 1874 and sold the patent to Thomas Edison
* Electron Microscope Eli Franklin Burton, Cecil Hall, James Hillier, Albert Prebus co-invented the electron microscope in 1937
* Electric Organ Morse Robb of Belleville, Ontario, patented the world's first electric organ in 1928
* Electric Streetcar John Joseph Wright invented an electric streetcar in 1883
# Fathometer An early form of sonar invented by Reginald A. Fessenden in 1919
# Film Colourization Invented by Wilson Markle in 1983
# Garbage Bag (polyethylene) Invented by Harry Wasylyk in 1950
# Goalie Mask Invented by Jaques Plante in 1960
# Gramophone Co-invented by Alexander Graham Bell & Emile Berliner in 1889
# Green Ink Currency ink invented by Thomas Sterry Hunt in 1862
# Half-tone Engraving Co-invented by Georges Edouard Desbarats and William Augustus Leggo in 1869
# Heart Pacemaker Invented by Dr.
# John A. Hopps in 1950
# Hydrofoil Boat Co-invented by Alexander Graham Bell and Casey Baldwin in 1908
# IMax Movie System Co-invented in 1968 by Grahame Ferguson, Roman Kroitor, and Robert Kerr
# Instant Mashed Potatos Dehydrated potato flakes were invented by Edward A. Asselbergs in 1962
# Insulin Process Fredrick Banting, J. J. Macleod, Charles Best and Collip invented the process for insulin in 1922
# JAVA Software programming language invented by James Gosling in 1994
# Jetliner The first commercial jetliner to fly in North America was designed by James Floyd in 1949. The first test flight of the Avro Jetliner was on August 10 1949.
# Jolly Jumper Baby's delight invented by Olivia Poole in 1959
# Kerosene Invented by Doctor Abraham Gesner in 1846
# Lawn Sprinkler Another invention made by Elijah McCoy
# Light Bulb Leads Leads made of nickel & iron alloy were invented by Reginald A. Fessenden in 1892
# Marquis Wheat Invented by Sir Charles E. Saunders in 1908
# McIntosh Apple Invented by John McIntosh in 1796
# Music Synthesizer Invented by Hugh Le Caine in 1945
# Newsprint Invented by Charles Fenerty in 1838
# Odometer Invented by Samuel McKeen in 1854
# Paint Roller invented by Norman Breakey of Toronto in 1940
# Plexiglas Polymerized Methyl Methacrylate invented by William Chalmers in 1931
# Polypump Liquid Dispenser Harold Humphrey made pumpable liquid hand soap possible in 1972
# Portable Film Developing System Invented by Arthur Williams McCurdy in 1890, but he foolishly sold the patent to George Eastman in 1903
# Potato Digger Invented by Alexander Anderson in 1856
# Process to Extract Helium from Natural Gas Invented by Sir John Cunningham McLennan in 1915
# Prosthetic Hand An electric prosthetic invented by Helmut Lucas in 1971
# Quartz Clock Warren Marrison developed the first quartz clock
# R-Theta Navigation System Invented by J.E.G. Wright in 1958
# Radio-Transmitted Voice Invented by Reginald A. Fessenden in 1904
# Railway Car Brake Invented by George B. Dorey in 1913
# Railway Sleeper Car Invented by Samuel Sharp in 1857
# Robertson Screw Invented by Peter L. Robertson in 1908
# Rotary Blow Molding Machine Plastic bottle maker invented by Gustave Côté in 1966
# Rotary Railroad Snowplow Invented by J.E. Elliott in 1869
# Rubber Shoe Heels Elijah McCoy patented an important improvement to rubber heels in 1879
# Safety Paint A high reflectivity paint invented by Neil Harpham in 1974
# Screw Propeller Ship's propeller invented by John Patch in 1833
# Silicon Chip Blood Analyzer Invented by Imants Lauks in 1986
# SlickLicker Made for cleaning oil spills and patented by Richard Sewell in 1970
# Snowblower Invented by Arthur Sicard in 1925
# Snowmobile Invented by Joseph-Armand Bombardier in 1958
# Standard Time Invented by Sir Sanford Fleming in 1878
# Stereo-orthography Map Making System Invented by T.J. Blachut, Stanley Collins in 1965
# Superphosphate Fertilizer Invented by Thomas L. Wilson in 1896
# Synthetic Sucrose Invented by Dr. Raymond Lemieux in 1953
# Television System Reginald A. Fessenden patented a television system in 1927
# Television Camera Invented by F. C. P. Henroteau in 1934
# Telephone Invented by Alexander Graham Bell in 1876
# Telephone Handset Invented by Cyril Duquet in 1878
# Tone-to-Pulse Converter Invented by Michael Cowpland in 1974
# Trivial Pursuit Invented in 1979 by Chris Haney and Scott Abbott
# Tuck-Away-Handle Beer Carton Invented by Steve Pasjac in 1957
# Undersea Telegraph Cable Invented by Fredrick Newton Gisborne in 1857
# UV-degradable Plastics Invented by Dr. James Guillet in 1971
# Variable Pitch Aircraft Propeller Invented by Walter Rupert Turnbull in 1922
# Walkie-Talkie Invented by Donald L. Hings in 1942
# Wireless Radio Invented by Reginald A. Fessenden in 1900
# Wirephoto Edward Samuels Rogers invented the first in 1925
# Zipper Invented by Gideon Sundback in 1913

[Cindy]

Wow y'all were sure busy. I didn't know Bell was Canadian.

[Ronzo]

All I can think about is the Monty Python song "I'm a Lumberjack, and I'm ok..."

[Ron]

Wow y'all were sure busy. I didn't know Bell was Canadian.

He is Scottish, but he invented it while living in the Maritimes.

[ReformedDave]

All I can think about is the Monty Python song "I'm a Lumberjack, and I'm ok..."

:ursofunny

[Ron]

This is a clip from a CBC Mini series about Canada building a modern Intercept Jet and this clip shows them buzzing the Americans.
The Avro Arrow had 5 planes built in the late 50's and then were scrapped for political reasons and the 5,000 employess of the Avro Corp went to work for the US Aviation industries.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEeaomG32Dc&feature=related

[Cindy]

This is a clip from a CBC Mini series about Canada building a modern Intercept Jet and this clip shows them buzzing the Americans.
The Avro Arrow had 5 planes built in the late 50's and then were scrapped for political reasons and the 5,000 employess of the Avro Corp went to work for the US Aviation industries.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEeaomG32Dc&feature=related

That is neat.

[Cindy]

All I can think about is the Monty Python song "I'm a Lumberjack, and I'm ok..."

Gee thanks Ronzo, now that song is in my head..............:ursofunny

[Pressing-On]

We have one on you, Ron.

Gene Roddenberry is the creator of Star Trek and he is a Texan!

:ursofunny

[Ronzo]

This is a clip from a CBC Mini series about Canada building a modern Intercept Jet and this clip shows them buzzing the Americans.
The Avro Arrow had 5 planes built in the late 50's and then were scrapped for political reasons and the 5,000 employess of the Avro Corp went to work for the US Aviation industries.



Yeah, that was a shame. The jet could have been a real monster. A legend.


By the way... the acting in that clip was horrible. ;)

[Ronzo]

Gee thanks Ronzo, now that song is in my head..............:ursofunny

"I'm a Lumberjack and I'm ok. I sleep all night and I work all day!"

[Cindy]

We have one on you, Ron.

Gene Roddenberry is the creator of Star Trek and he is a Texan!

:ursofunny

Well he wouldn't want to admit it but he know TEXAS ROCKS!

[Pressing-On]

Well he wouldn't want to admit it but he know TEXAS ROCKS!

Lord, you know everyone wants to live here!

:bliss:bliss

[Pressing-On]

"I'm a Lumberjack and I'm ok. I sleep all night and I work all day!"

Okay, you better not be drinking!!!

:ursofunny

[Ron]

We have one on you, Ron.

Gene Roddenberry is the creator of Star Trek and he is a Texan!

:ursofunny

William Shatner was Captain Kirk, and the actor who played Scotty was from Vancouver.
That Scottish accent was just acting.:hypercoffee

[Ron]

Yeah, that was a shame. The jet could have been a real monster. A legend.


By the way... the acting in that clip was horrible. ;)

We know it as one of Canada's Heart Aches!


BTW, that buzzing of the Americans--I don't remember that from the History books.

[Cindy]

William Shatner was Captain Kirk, and the actor who played Scotty was from Vancouver.
That Scottish accent was just acting.:hypercoffee

yeah, yeah, yeah, get outta Canada and come to Texas and see what a real country is like............:D

[Ron]

Lord, you know everyone wants to live here!

:bliss:bliss

Yeah! Half of Mexico does!:ursofunny

[Cindy]

"I'm a Lumberjack and I'm ok. I sleep all night and I work all day!"

I could be in Austin before you wake up in the morning Ronzo...........singing outside your window...............
I'm so funny...........:D

I love Monty Python.

[Ron]

yeah, yeah, yeah, get outta Canada and come to Texas and see what a real country is like............:D

Is that an invitation?:hypercoffee



Seriously, I hear some of the best Barbeques are in Texas!

[Pressing-On]

Yeah! Half of Mexico does!:ursofunny

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GOOD ONE, RON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny

[Pressing-On]

Is that an invitation?:hypercoffee



Seriously, I hear some of the best Barbeques are in Texas!

That is so true and we even spell it right - barbecue or BBQ! Hehehehehehe!

Seriously, our son, DIL and kids visited us during the Christmas holidays from California. They wanted BBQ really bad because they can't get it, so they say, in California.

We could care less because we eat it all the time!

My FIL brought me some Pork steaks from Southside Market in Elgin this past weekend. He knows I like that better than that greasy sausage!! LOL

[Ronzo]

I love Monty Python.

"I'm French! Why do you think I have this reeeeedeeeeeeculous accent, you silly king! You and all your silly English ki-nigghets! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! Go away or I will taunt you a second time!"

[Cindy]

Yep, we do real BBQ and all the fixins.
Beef, pork, chicken, sausage I just like BBQ.

[Pressing-On]

"I'm French! Why do you think I have this reeeeedeeeeeeculous accent, you silly king! You and all your silly English ki-nigghets! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! Go away or I will taunt you a second time!"

I think I might stick around and see what you do at midnight!

:ursofunny:ursofunny

[Cindy]

"I'm French! Why do you think I have this reeeeedeeeeeeculous accent, you silly king! You and all your silly English ki-nigghets! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! Go away or I will taunt you a second time!"

:ursofunny

[Ron]

"I'm French! Why do you think I have this reeeeedeeeeeeculous accent, you silly king! You and all your silly English ki-nigghets! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! Go away or I will taunt you a second time!"

You forgot, "English Pig Dogs!"

That and the catapulted Cow!:ursofunny

[Ron]

That is so true and we even spell it right - barbecue or BBQ! Hehehehehehe!

Seriously, our son, DIL and kids visited us during the Christmas holidays from California. They wanted BBQ really bad because they can't get it, so they say, in California.

We could care less because we eat it all the time!

My FIL brought me some Pork steaks from Southside Market in Elgin this past weekend. He knows I like that better than that greasy sausage!! LOL

Yep, we do real BBQ and all the fixins.
Beef, pork, chicken, sausage I just like BBQ.

What times supper??

[Ronzo]

You forgot, "English Pig Dogs!"

That and the catapulted Cow!:ursofunny

There was a lot more I left out rather then offend the sensitive sensibilities of some folks... ;)

[Ronzo]

I think I might stick around and see what you do at midnight!

:ursofunny:ursofunny
"It's just a flesh wound!"

[Cindy]

You forgot, "English Pig Dogs!"

That and the catapulted Cow!:ursofunny

I forgot about those Ron, thanks for the reminder..............:bliss

[Ron]

How did this thread take this direction???:hmmm

[Pressing-On]

What times supper??
Kitchen is closed.

:ursofunny

More inventions by Texans:

Microchip

Traffic Lights

Artificial Hearts

Car Radio

Electric Typewriter

Post-It Pads

MTV - yikes!

[Pressing-On]

How did this thread take this direction???:hmmm

Look around, my brother from another mother!

:ursofunny:ursofunny

[Pressing-On]

"It's just a flesh wound!"

:ursofunny:ursofunny

[Ron]

Back to the topic.

In Alberta, they have locked up in the Tar Sands more Oil than Saudi Arabia.
They also have the Calgary Stampede, the second biggest Rodeo in North America.
The Province of Alberta has no debt & no sales tax.

[Ron]

Kitchen is closed.

:ursofunny

More inventions by Texans:

Microchip

Traffic Lights

Artificial Hearts

Car Radio

Electric Typewriter

Post-It Pads

MTV - yikes!

How about the truth???

Post it pads were invented in Minnesota!:hypercoffee

[Pressing-On]

How about the truth???

Post it pads were invented in Minnesota!:hypercoffee
I just read that information on the Internet and the Internet DOES NOT LIE!!!

:ursofunny

[Ron]

I just read that information on the Internet and the Internet DOES NOT LIE!!!

:ursofunny


:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny :ursofunny

[Ronzo]

How did this thread take this direction???:hmmm
Let me refresh your memory!

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok..."

[Cindy]

Y'all need to quit so I can go to bed................:D
She said they were invented by a Texan Ron, not that they were invented in Texas.:D

[Ron]

Y'all need to quit so I can go to bed................:D
She said they were invented by a Texan Ron, not that they were invented in Texas.:D

SSSSHHH, PO, says a lot of things-just smile and humour her!:D

[Pressing-On]

SSSSHHH, PO, says a lot of things-just smile and humour her!:D
Boy, you don't know who you are messing' with!

:drawguns

This is so funny. I wrote a short story on my gun thread and I read a portion to my husband the other day. He corrected everything. "First of all", says he, "the guy can't hear a gun report before the bullet hits him. Why doesn't he have his saddlebags tied down and it's not an open pasture, it's a clearing." I threw the story away. :ursofunny

[Ron]

Boy, you don't know who you are messing' with!

:drawguns

This is so funny. I wrote a short story on my gun thread and I read a portion to my husband the other day. He corrected everything. "First of all", says he, "the guy can't hear a gun report before the bullet hits him. Why doesn't he have his saddlebags tied down and it's not an open pasture, it's a clearing." I threw the story away. :ursofunny

:ursofunny

[Pressing-On]

:ursofunny
I was deflated in that short moment of my Louis L'Amour career!

:ursofunny

[Pressing-On]

Y'all need to quit so I can go to bed................:D
She said they were invented by a Texan Ron, not that they were invented in Texas.:D

Good point! I didn't remember reading it that way, but it is a good point!

:ursofunny:ursofunny

Okay, good night!!!!

[Ron]

Good point! I didn't remember reading it that way, but it is a good point!

:ursofunny:ursofunny

Okay, good night!!!!


You READ??:ursofunny

[Pressing-On]

You READ??:ursofunny

Lord, you are very grating sometimes my Canadian friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:Nhl_check:Nhl_crash

:drawguns

:girlnails

That's how it's done in Texas!

Good night!!

:ursofunny

[Ron]

Lord, you are very grating sometimes my Canadian friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:Nhl_check:Nhl_crash

:drawguns

:girlnails

That's how it's done in Texas!

Good night!!

:ursofunny

ONE!:bliss

[Pressing-On]

ONE!:bliss

TWO!!!

:bliss

[Pressing-On]

Three!

:bliss

And she's out!!!!

:tissue

[Ron]

Night PO!

God Bless!