The disciples smoked pot??

[marthaolivia]

I was reading my bible today. I came across John 6:10--And Jesus said, Make the men sit down. Now there was much grass in the place. So the men sat down,in the number about five thousand (KJV)

I remembered our pastor telling us the story about a man who told him he could prove that Jesus and the disciple smoked pot. He quoted the above scripture. His theory was that whay would over 5000 people gather unless they were having a party and there was "much grass".
I suppose people can interpret the scripture any way they want.:party

[TRFrance]

Well, we all know people can make the bible say just about whatever they want.

[Margies3]

I was reading my bible today. I came across John 6:10--And Jesus said, Make the men sit down. Now there was much grass in the place. So the men sat down,in the number about five thousand (KJV)

I remembered our pastor telling us the story about a man who told him he could prove that Jesus and the disciple smoked pot. He quoted the above scripture. His theory was that whay would over 5000 people gather unless they were having a party and there was "much grass".
I suppose people can interpret the scripture any way they want.:party

LOL!!!!!!! Are we talking TWISTED SCRIPTURE or what!!!

[dizzyde]

Oh boy!!!!

Where have you been Martha? You must be feeling good today, coming round trying to stir up trouble!!! YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!! :party :bliss

[DividedThigh]

that is just sick and absurd, but a little funny, you are to silly dude, dt:ursofunny

[scotty]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080304/od_afp/israelreligionoffbeat (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080304/od_afp/israelreligionoffbeat)

they were just following Moses lead...

[Praxeas]

what is ironic about that is I was just reading that an Israeli professor of psychology (go figure) postulated that Moses and the Children of Israel were higher than a kite on a powerful hallucinogen when they saw the lightning and fire and all that stuff.

[DividedThigh]

just another lame attempt to make the supernatural understandable, lol, sad really, dt

[GodsBabyGirl]

NOT THE CHRONIC???????? :ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny

[COOPER]

I was reading my bible today. I came across John 6:10--And Jesus said, Make the men sit down. Now there was much grass in the place. So the men sat down,in the number about five thousand (KJV)

I remembered our pastor telling us the story about a man who told him he could prove that Jesus and the disciple smoked pot. He quoted the above scripture. His theory was that whay would over 5000 people gather unless they were having a party and there was "much grass".
I suppose people can interpret the scripture any way they want.:party

NO WONDER THEY ALL HAD THE MUNCHIES!!!!!!:ursofunny

[scotty]

NO WONDER THEY ALL HAD THE MUNCHIES!!!!!!:ursofunny

:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny

[TRFrance]

Among the different things I've heard people say, and try to justify it with scriptures...

* Jesus prophesied of the coming of Mohammed.

* Jesus approved of the gay lifestyle.

* Mary Magdgalene was secretly married to Jesus.

* David and Johnathan were lovers.

* Jesus spent time learning mysticism in Egypt.

* Eve was Adam's second wife... His first wife was named Lilith!

... and so many others.

(Deception is a terrible thing.)

[The teacher]

They also smoked cigarettes in the OT:

Gen 24:64 And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the camel. :)

[scotty]

They also smoked cigarettes in the OT:

:)

:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny

[TRFrance]

They also smoked cigarettes in the OT:

:)

Well, we know that Noah was also the first person to have money in the bible.
He had bucks and doe with him in the Ark.
:ursofunny

[scotty]

Moses needed thd phsycoligical drugs,

He was a basket case

:ursofunny:ursofunny

[The teacher]

They played tennis:
Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

and baseball:
In the big inning...

and synchronized their watches:
Mat 27:65 Pilate said unto them, Ye have a watch: go your way, make it as sure as ye can.
Mat 27:66 So they went, and made the sepulcher sure, sealing the stone, and setting a watch.

:)

[scotty]

They played tennis:
Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

and baseball:
In the big inning...

and synchronized their watches:
Mat 27:65 Pilate said unto them, Ye have a watch: go your way, make it as sure as ye can.
Mat 27:66 So they went, and made the sepulcher sure, sealing the stone, and setting a watch.

:)

PILATE'S PEOPLE BUILT STONE HENGE?!?!?!?!?!?!

[marthaolivia]

NO WONDER THEY ALL HAD THE MUNCHIES!!!!!!:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny