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Ron
03-05-2008, 01:44 PM
A letter to a Husband!

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let
you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck
when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately, it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so
please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart and when I turned into the
driveway, I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead
of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent, but fortunately, the pickup
came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality
you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for
you, my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX








http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e21/Ronb26/ooops.jpg


PS, Your Girlfriend called!

A_PoMo
03-05-2008, 01:45 PM
HAHA!

DividedThigh
03-05-2008, 01:46 PM
now that is funny, dt:laffatu

Digging4Truth
03-05-2008, 01:47 PM
Ahhhh... now we know why she can't wait to hold in her arms again...

I am thinking a nice choke hold might be high on the agenda.

RandyWayne
03-05-2008, 01:48 PM
"Hold you in my arms".... ya, as I slowly crush those arms with my own!

LOL

Pressing-On
03-05-2008, 01:50 PM
"Hold you in my arms".... ya, as I slowly crush those arms with my own!

LOL

:ursofunny:ursofunny

RandyWayne
03-05-2008, 01:53 PM
With my luck, I would then have THIS guy on my case.

http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/C/htmlC/columbo/columboIMAGE/columbo.jpg