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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate.
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
-Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
Cindy
03-08-2008, 08:40 PM
:dogpat
Pressing-On
03-08-2008, 08:57 PM
I just got home with my new Golden Labrador Retriever puppy!!!!!!
:bliss:bliss:bliss:bliss
Wait until my husband gets up in the morning!!!!!
:nuke
:bliss
Cindy
03-08-2008, 09:01 PM
Mental pic of PO sneaking in the window with a puppy..........:D
Pressing-On
03-08-2008, 09:05 PM
Mental pic of PO sneaking in the window with a puppy..........:D
I came straight up through the back door, girlfriend!!!! He worked today and was already asleep. I took my time coming home because I wanted him to be asleep! :ursofunny
This time I mean business. He hasn't let me have a dog in years and since he bought a boat and I decided against the handgun - we have a dog and he's going to be happy whether he likes it or not!!!!!!! So there! He can put that in his pipe and smoke it!!!
And get this - I have the puppy IN THE HOUSE!!!! Woohooo!
:bliss:bliss
Cindy
03-08-2008, 09:07 PM
I came straight up through the back door, girlfriend!!!! He worked today and was already asleep. I took my time coming home because I wanted him to be asleep! :ursofunny
This time I mean business. He hasn't let me have a dog in years and since he bought a boat and I decided against the handgun - we have a dog and he's going to be happy whether he likes it or not!!!!!!! So there! He can put that in his pipe and smoke it!!!
:bliss:bliss
:yourock
Pressing-On
03-08-2008, 09:09 PM
:yourock
If you don't hear from me again. It was nice knowing you. Man, we are going to be in a big argument in the MOR-NANG!!!!!
:reaper:digging
I've already decided I'm going to use my LOUD voice! I'll repent at church. If I get there in one piece! :ursofunny
Cindy
03-08-2008, 09:12 PM
Haha, you go girl friend. I have been promised a St. Bernard puppy that hasn't materialized yet. One of my sons got 2 puppies, they came by to visit today. If it's a typical puppy he will find out before it's morning...........lol
Good luck, will pray for you. :)
Pressing-On
03-08-2008, 09:15 PM
Haha, you go girl friend. I have been promised a St. Bernard puppy that hasn't materialized yet. One of my sons got 2 puppies, they came by to visit today. If it's a typical puppy he will find out before it's morning...........lol
Good luck, will pray for you. :)
Guess I better go to bed. He gets up early and I need to be alert!
Good night. Keep me in your prayers! Hope you get your St. Bernard and the food bill to go with it!
Night!
Michael The Disciple
03-08-2008, 10:10 PM
Four great dogs are sitting, laying around me in the computer room.
Praxeas
03-08-2008, 10:19 PM
I just got home with my new Golden Labrador Retriever puppy!!!!!!
:bliss:bliss:bliss:bliss
Wait until my husband gets up in the morning!!!!!
:nuke
:bliss
Is it a yellow Lab or is it a Golden Retriever? GRs are not labs
Pressing-On
03-09-2008, 05:34 AM
Is it a yellow Lab or is it a Golden Retriever? GRs are not labs
LOL! You are right. It's a Yellow Lab, not a mix. Thanks!
Pressing-On
03-09-2008, 08:13 AM
Oh my Lord! It hit the fan!! Can the damage be repaired cause I'm keeping the dog!!!
:nuke:nuke:nuke
:tantrum
Praxeas
03-09-2008, 10:24 AM
I love GRs, but Labs are still tops in my book too. They are great family dogs and very loyal.
Cindy
03-09-2008, 11:34 AM
Sink his boat.
Oh my Lord! It hit the fan!! Can the damage be repaired cause I'm keeping the dog!!!
:nuke:nuke:nuke
:tantrum
Oh no, did your husband step into a surprise?
I will pray for you!
Praxeas
03-09-2008, 01:59 PM
I have some friends here at church that have a yellow lab pup. The parents are chocolate labs and the breeders were surprised a yellow lab came out lol. They don't know how it is going to work out because they are moving to a Condo that is more like an apartment and they both work. Poor dog gets lonely
Sweet Pea
03-09-2008, 09:39 PM
Oh my Lord! It hit the fan!! Can the damage be repaired cause I'm keeping the dog!!!
:nuke:nuke:nuke
:tantrum
PO - Just two questions......
1) Are you still alive?
2) If so, are you still married - or are you looking for a good lawyer?
P.S. I'm jealous that you got the dog. Hope you get to keep it and your hubby falls in love with it! :bliss:bliss
Pressing-On
03-10-2008, 05:02 AM
PO - Just two questions......
1) Are you still alive?
2) If so, are you still married - or are you looking for a good lawyer?
P.S. I'm jealous that you got the dog. Hope you get to keep it and your hubby falls in love with it! :bliss:bliss
YES - still alive and married. My husband and son are teasing me that they are going to shoot it. My husband tells my son, "You want to borrow my gun?" :reaction
I'm currently protecting the dog from the male inhabitants of this house AND my husband is off today - more work!
He said he might like it in two or three years. Whatever! I'm not sure he realizes it sleeps in the spare bedroom at night. :ursofunny
He actually confessed he was jealous that I was giving the dog more attention! I'm like, "You have got to be kidding? You're kidding me right?" :ursofunny
He's not kidding. :ursofunny
Subdued
03-11-2008, 08:07 PM
Hey, PO, did you name your dog yet??
Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 05:37 AM
Hey, PO, did you name your dog yet??
His name is "Roscoe"! :D
Subdued
03-12-2008, 06:01 AM
His name is "Roscoe"! :D
As in "The Dukes of Hazzard?" LOL Whatcha' got there - a redneck dog? hahaha
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/sabal5/reneckdogs1.jpg
Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 06:03 AM
As in "The Dukes of Hazzard?" LOL Whatcha' got there - a redneck dog? hahaha
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/sabal5/reneckdogs1.jpg
:killinme :killinme :killinme :killinme!!!!
I hope The Mrs doesn't see this!!!!!!!!! :ursofunny
I was in my closet yesterday and I saw that I own THREE denim shirts!!!! I thought, "Good Lord, I'm a redneck!!!!"
:ursofunny:ursofunny
Cindy
03-12-2008, 06:28 AM
:killme :killinme :killinme :killinme!!!!
I hope The Mrs doesn't see this!!!!!!!!! :ursofunny
I was in my closet yesterday and I saw that I own THREE denim shirts!!!! I thought, "Good Lord, I'm a redneck!!!!"
:ursofunny:ursofunny
Nah, you're just a Texan. We need a Texas smilie...............:ursofunny
Digging4Truth
03-12-2008, 06:33 AM
YES - still alive and married. My husband and son are teasing me that they are going to shoot it. My husband tells my son, "You want to borrow my gun?" :reaction
I'm currently protecting the dog from the male inhabitants of this house AND my husband is off today - more work!
He said he might like it in two or three years. Whatever! I'm not sure he realizes it sleeps in the spare bedroom at night. :ursofunny
He actually confessed he was jealous that I was giving the dog more attention! I'm like, "You have got to be kidding? You're kidding me right?" :ursofunny
He's not kidding. :ursofunny
I have a friend that shot a stray cat that his young daughter had, of course, grown fond of.
He told her it died from lead poisoning. :)
By the way... Food for thought...
A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?!
Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 06:38 AM
Nah, you're just a Texan. We need a Texas smilie...............:ursofunny
Amen, that will preach! :ursofunny
Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 06:40 AM
I have a friend that shot a stray cat that his young daughter had, of course, grown fond of.
He told her it died from lead poisoning. :)
By the way... Food for thought...
A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?!
Lead poisoning - :ursofunny
You are right about the dog except he's more happy to see me!
My husband is not happy with me about my dog, yet. I told him yesterday, "See, he loves you already." He said, "Yea, that's the sad part about it." :ursofunny:ursofunny
COOPER
03-12-2008, 06:44 AM
I came straight up through the back door, girlfriend!!!! He worked today and was already asleep. I took my time coming home because I wanted him to be asleep! :ursofunny
This time I mean business. He hasn't let me have a dog in years and since he bought a boat and I decided against the handgun - we have a dog and he's going to be happy whether he likes it or not!!!!!!! So there! He can put that in his pipe and smoke it!!!
And get this - I have the puppy IN THE HOUSE!!!! Woohooo!
:bliss:bliss
What man can resist a lab puppy?:friend
Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 06:46 AM
What man can resist a lab puppy?:friend
You haven't met my husband! :ursofunny
COOPER
03-12-2008, 06:52 AM
I have a friend that shot a stray cat that his young daughter had, of course, grown fond of.
He told her it died from lead poisoning. :)
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Not funny....your freind is a jerk.
Subdued
03-12-2008, 06:54 AM
:killme :killinme :killinme :killinme!!!!
I hope The Mrs doesn't see this!!!!!!!!! :ursofunny
I was in my closet yesterday and I saw that I own THREE denim shirts!!!! I thought, "Good Lord, I'm a redneck!!!!"
:ursofunny:ursofunny
You and Roscoe could wear matching outfits:
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/sabal5/yhst-76843416069538_1990_25963263.jpg
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/sabal5/overallsL-1.jpg
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/sabal5/JN_r1_c2.jpg
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/sabal5/JeansDog.jpg
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/sabal5/flowerjeansL.jpg
Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 06:57 AM
You and Roscoe could wear matching outfits:
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/sabal5/yhst-76843416069538_1990_25963263.jpg
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/sabal5/overallsL-1.jpg
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/sabal5/JN_r1_c2.jpg
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/sabal5/JeansDog.jpg
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/sabal5/flowerjeansL.jpg
:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny
Okay, dog clothes is pushing it, Subby!!!!
:ursofunny:ursofunny
Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 06:58 AM
Not funny....your freind is a jerk.
I don't think he's a jerk. I hate stray cats!!!
COOPER
03-12-2008, 06:58 AM
You haven't met my husband! :ursofunny
We have a big chocolate lab. He is about 100 lbs...my wife just love him.
He will play fetch with a ball until he lays down from exhaustion.
And he loves to play in water. He is a very good dog.
Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 07:00 AM
We have a big chocolate lab. He is about 100 lbs...my wife just love him.
He will play fetch with a ball until he lays down from exhaustion.
And he loves to play in water. He is a very good dog.
I'm loving mine. He already knows he can't do his business in the house. He knows what I mean when I say, "Fetch". I'm just loving him. I like a big dog!!!
My husband will like him - some day! I told him yesterday, "Won't that be fun when he goes out in the boat with us." He said, "The dog isn't getting in my boat."
I'll post a picture when he does - cause he will!
:ursofunny:ursofunny
COOPER
03-12-2008, 07:02 AM
I don't think he's a jerk. I hate stray cats!!!
Were we live I don't mind them at all.
They help keep the rodents and rattle snakes away.
Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 07:09 AM
Were we live I don't mind them at all.
They help keep the rodents and rattle snakes away.
You are right, but I wouldn't want them around a child. They can scratch you like the devil!
Subdued
03-12-2008, 07:27 AM
:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny
Okay, dog clothes is pushing it, Subby!!!!
:ursofunny:ursofunny
Just tryin' to help you out a little! :dogpat :dunno
tamor
03-12-2008, 07:32 AM
I'm loving mine. He already knows he can't do his business in the house. He knows what I mean when I say, "Fetch". I'm just loving him. I like a big dog!!!
My husband will like him - some day! I told him yesterday, "Won't that be fun when he goes out in the boat with us." He said, "The dog isn't getting in my boat."
I'll post a picture when he does - cause he will!
:ursofunny:ursofunny
:toofunny :toofunny
Digging4Truth
03-12-2008, 07:36 AM
I'm loving mine. He already knows he can't do his business in the house. He knows what I mean when I say, "Fetch". I'm just loving him. I like a big dog!!!
My husband will like him - some day! I told him yesterday, "Won't that be fun when he goes out in the boat with us." He said, "The dog isn't getting in my boat."
I'll post a picture when he does - cause he will!
:ursofunny:ursofunny
Eph 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Eph 5:24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so [let] the wives [be] to their own husbands in every thing.
Col 3:18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.
1Pe 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, [be] in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
I'm just sayin'... :)
Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 07:37 AM
I'm just sayin'... :)
He didn't say I couldn't have it. He just doesn't like it. :D
Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 07:38 AM
Just tryin' to help you out a little! :dogpat :dunno
LOL! I know you were, but my Redneck dawg ain't a sissy!!!
:ursofunny:ursofunny
Digging4Truth
03-12-2008, 07:39 AM
He didn't say I couldn't have it. He just doesn't like it. :D
Ahem....
And the boat thing?
:)
Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 07:39 AM
Ahem....
And the boat thing?
:)
He will change his mind. He just doesn't want to admit that he likes the dog. I'm making him happy and he doesn't know it!
Digging4Truth
03-12-2008, 07:43 AM
He will change his mind. He just doesn't want to admit that he likes the dog. I'm making him happy and he doesn't know it!
LOL...
Well let us know when he figures it out. :)
Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 07:47 AM
LOL...
Well let us know when he figures it out. :)
Okie Dokie!!!! He hates when I buy him new shirts and ties too, but he likes them! It's the same thing.
:ursofunny:ursofunny
tamor
03-12-2008, 08:10 AM
He will change his mind. He just doesn't want to admit that he likes the dog. I'm making him happy and he doesn't know it!
LOL...
Well let us know when he figures it out.
Yes, please do! :toofunny
Cindy
03-12-2008, 11:17 AM
He will change his mind. He just doesn't want to admit that he likes the dog. I'm making him happy and he doesn't know it!
:ursofunny:ursofunny
Okie Dokie!!!! He hates when I buy him new shirts and ties too, but he likes them! It's the same thing.
:ursofunny:ursofunny
Yeah, but he only hates them cuz they are pink!:hypercoffee
Your dog pink?:D
Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 11:29 AM
:ursofunny:ursofunny
Stop laughing, girl!!!! HE IS HAPPY!!!!!! HE IS SO HAPPY HE CAN'T STAND IT!!
:bliss:bliss
Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 11:30 AM
Yeah, but he only hates them cuz they are pink!:hypercoffee
Your dog pink?:D
I got him to wear a pink shirt on our wedding day. That was when he was in the height of bliss. After 21 years, he doesn't do everything I say anymore - just about, though.
:ursofunny
I got him to wear a pink shirt on our wedding day. That was when he was in the height of bliss. After 21 years, he doesn't do everything I say anymore - just about, though.
:ursofunny
My wife tried to get me to wear pink on our wedding day, closest she got was a peach boutinere (sp?):hypercoffee
Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 11:48 AM
My wife tried to get me to wear pink on our wedding day, closest she got was a peach boutinere (sp?):hypercoffee
:ursofunny:ursofunny
Pressing-On
03-22-2008, 11:17 AM
As in "The Dukes of Hazzard?" LOL Whatcha' got there - a redneck dog? hahaha
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/sabal5/reneckdogs1.jpg
Here's my cute little "Redneck Dawg"!!! Handkerchief just for Subdued! LOL
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/pressing-on/100_0003.jpg
Here's my cute little "Redneck Dawg"!!! Handkerchief just for Subdued! LOL
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/pressing-on/100_0003.jpg
Aaah, he is cute!
I see now how he got you wrapped around his little paw!
Pressing-On
03-22-2008, 11:36 AM
Aaah, he is cute!
I see now how he got you wrapped around his little paw!
Yeppers! When the lady walked over to my daughter's shop and said she found him lost - He licked my face and I said, "I will take him home with me." :D
At least now you won't have to throw stuff over the fence!:hypercoffee
Pressing-On
03-22-2008, 11:39 AM
At least now you won't have to throw stuff over the fence!:hypercoffee
Oh Yes I will. He isn't allowed to eat people food! First time I have ever taken a dog to the vet! LOL!
Oh Yes I will. He isn't allowed to eat people food! First time I have ever taken a dog to the vet! LOL!
.....but wasn't that just your cooking, and not the food per se???:hmmm
:bolt
Pressing-On
03-22-2008, 11:42 AM
.....but wasn't that just your cooking, and not the food per se???:hmmm
:bolt
:smack
rgcraig
03-22-2008, 11:42 AM
Here's my cute little "Redneck Dawg"!!! Handkerchief just for Subdued! LOL
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/pressing-on/100_0003.jpg
He's a cutie!
He's a cutie!
Yes, I think PO name him Roscoe Lee Brown!:hypercoffee
Pressing-On
03-22-2008, 11:47 AM
He's a cutie!
Roscoe my Redneck Dawg. lol He's asleep on my chair right now. My husband ran to town to get some stuff for a leaky pipe. I'll jerk him off the chair when I hear him drive up. :ursofunny
Pressing-On
03-22-2008, 11:47 AM
Yes, I think PO name him Roscoe Lee Brown!:hypercoffee
Just "Roscoe" :smack
Roscoe my Redneck Dawg. lol He's asleep on my chair right now. My husband ran to town to get some stuff for a leaky pipe. I'll jerk him off the chair when I hear him drive up. :ursofunny
What a violent awakening!:hypercoffee
Just "Roscoe" :smack
Well he is "Brown Colour" is he not?:hypercoffee
Pressing-On
03-22-2008, 11:52 AM
What a violent awakening!:hypercoffee
:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny
It's like the alarm going off. :ursofunny
Pressing-On
03-22-2008, 11:52 AM
Well he is "Brown Colour" is he not?:hypercoffee
:smack
jaxfam6
03-22-2008, 12:04 PM
Our house has 4 boys, a bird, 2 turtles, a fish tank full of fish, 2 ferrets, and 2 dogs.
We had gotten an Akita about 4 years ago and she is spoiled rotten. talks back worse than the boys do. We are trying to get her prayed through so she is not such a brat.
Three weeks ago I picked my wife up from work and this pitbul who has been wondering around that neighborhood for some time follows her to the van. She has not spoken to it or touched it. She opens the back door to put somethings in and this dog sniffs in the van and just jumps in and sits down between the seats. She had no tags and was very thin to the point you could see her ribs really well. We took her home and she has fit right in with the family. She is the sweetest best behaved dog I have seen.
Give it time your husband will be more crazy about the dog than you are. Maybe even make you jealous that he spends more time with it than you.
Pressing-On
03-22-2008, 12:05 PM
Our house has 4 boys, a bird, 2 turtles, a fish tank full of fish, 2 ferrets, and 2 dogs.
We had gotten an Akita about 4 years ago and she is spoiled rotten. talks back worse than the boys do. We are trying to get her prayed through so she is not such a brat.
Three weeks ago I picked my wife up from work and this pitbul who has been wondering around that neighborhood for some time follows her to the van. She has not spoken to it or touched it. She opens the back door to put somethings in and this dog sniffs in the van and just jumps in and sits down between the seats. She had no tags and was very thin to the point you could see her ribs really well. We took her home and she has fit right in with the family. She is the sweetest best behaved dog I have seen.
Give it time your husband will be more crazy about the dog than you are. Maybe even make you jealous that he spends more time with it than you.
You could be right! LOL!
Cindy
03-22-2008, 12:54 PM
awwwwwww, what a cutie. I finally got my St. Bernard puppy. Her name is Emily. She is so cute. Will post pics sometime soon.
Subdued
03-24-2008, 01:00 PM
Here's my cute little "Redneck Dawg"!!! Handkerchief just for Subdued! LOL
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/pressing-on/100_0003.jpg
Hahaha! I wasn't too far off, I see. I just knew you had yourself a redneck dawg!
Pressing-On
03-24-2008, 01:05 PM
Hahaha! I wasn't too far off, I see. I just knew you had yourself a redneck dawg!
I found the handkerchief in my husband's sock drawer! lol I had to take that for you!
I'm wearing this poor dog out. I hardly ever sit still for long. He keeps trying to take a nap and I keep getting up and going into another room to take care of things. He plops down and then I'm finished and go into another room. He finds a place to plop down and then we do it again. LOL!
I took the picture after he'd been outside. I didn't notice, until today, that he has dirt on his nose and his paws were wet. LOL! He is loving tearing up our banana trees!!!
My husband was checking the fence to make sure he couldn't get out anywhere. See? He's coming around. We cleaned out the shop so we could leave him there instead of the guest bathroom when we leave. He helped me clean it out on Saturday. See? LOL! He loves my "Redneck Dawg"!!!!! :friend
Easter Bunny is caught!:hypercoffee
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e21/Ronb26/ATT3416681.jpg
Pressing-On
03-24-2008, 05:48 PM
Ron!!! I cannot believe you posted that!!!! :smack
HeavenlyOne
03-24-2008, 08:31 PM
Here's my cute little "Redneck Dawg"!!! Handkerchief just for Subdued! LOL
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/pressing-on/100_0003.jpg
Oh my goodness! How cute!!
Here's a pic just to spoil this thread. Oh, and they are both males...LOL! I found them like this when I came home from school one day. It looks 'nasty', but Tipsy, the black cat, just had his leg thrown up over Cooper....haha.
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r88/heavenlyone517/CooperandTipsyspooning.jpg
But here's a cute one, taken last summer. My daughter would kill me if she knew I posted this. This is my newest baby, although he's almost a year old now.
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r88/heavenlyone517/BeccawithfritoP.jpg
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