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Ron
03-08-2008, 08:23 PM
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face-Ben Williams


A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate.


Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain


Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras



If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

Cindy
03-08-2008, 08:40 PM
:dogpat

Pressing-On
03-08-2008, 08:57 PM
I just got home with my new Golden Labrador Retriever puppy!!!!!!

:bliss:bliss:bliss:bliss

Wait until my husband gets up in the morning!!!!!

:nuke

:bliss

Cindy
03-08-2008, 09:01 PM
Mental pic of PO sneaking in the window with a puppy..........:D

Pressing-On
03-08-2008, 09:05 PM
Mental pic of PO sneaking in the window with a puppy..........:D

I came straight up through the back door, girlfriend!!!! He worked today and was already asleep. I took my time coming home because I wanted him to be asleep! :ursofunny


This time I mean business. He hasn't let me have a dog in years and since he bought a boat and I decided against the handgun - we have a dog and he's going to be happy whether he likes it or not!!!!!!! So there! He can put that in his pipe and smoke it!!!

And get this - I have the puppy IN THE HOUSE!!!! Woohooo!

:bliss:bliss

Cindy
03-08-2008, 09:07 PM
I came straight up through the back door, girlfriend!!!! He worked today and was already asleep. I took my time coming home because I wanted him to be asleep! :ursofunny


This time I mean business. He hasn't let me have a dog in years and since he bought a boat and I decided against the handgun - we have a dog and he's going to be happy whether he likes it or not!!!!!!! So there! He can put that in his pipe and smoke it!!!

:bliss:bliss


:yourock

Pressing-On
03-08-2008, 09:09 PM
:yourock

If you don't hear from me again. It was nice knowing you. Man, we are going to be in a big argument in the MOR-NANG!!!!!

:reaper:digging

I've already decided I'm going to use my LOUD voice! I'll repent at church. If I get there in one piece! :ursofunny

Cindy
03-08-2008, 09:12 PM
Haha, you go girl friend. I have been promised a St. Bernard puppy that hasn't materialized yet. One of my sons got 2 puppies, they came by to visit today. If it's a typical puppy he will find out before it's morning...........lol
Good luck, will pray for you. :)

Pressing-On
03-08-2008, 09:15 PM
Haha, you go girl friend. I have been promised a St. Bernard puppy that hasn't materialized yet. One of my sons got 2 puppies, they came by to visit today. If it's a typical puppy he will find out before it's morning...........lol
Good luck, will pray for you. :)
Guess I better go to bed. He gets up early and I need to be alert!

Good night. Keep me in your prayers! Hope you get your St. Bernard and the food bill to go with it!

Night!

Michael The Disciple
03-08-2008, 10:10 PM
Four great dogs are sitting, laying around me in the computer room.

Praxeas
03-08-2008, 10:19 PM
I just got home with my new Golden Labrador Retriever puppy!!!!!!

:bliss:bliss:bliss:bliss

Wait until my husband gets up in the morning!!!!!

:nuke

:bliss
Is it a yellow Lab or is it a Golden Retriever? GRs are not labs

Pressing-On
03-09-2008, 05:34 AM
Is it a yellow Lab or is it a Golden Retriever? GRs are not labs
LOL! You are right. It's a Yellow Lab, not a mix. Thanks!

Pressing-On
03-09-2008, 08:13 AM
Oh my Lord! It hit the fan!! Can the damage be repaired cause I'm keeping the dog!!!

:nuke:nuke:nuke

:tantrum

Praxeas
03-09-2008, 10:24 AM
I love GRs, but Labs are still tops in my book too. They are great family dogs and very loyal.

Cindy
03-09-2008, 11:34 AM
Sink his boat.

Ron
03-09-2008, 11:45 AM
Oh my Lord! It hit the fan!! Can the damage be repaired cause I'm keeping the dog!!!

:nuke:nuke:nuke

:tantrum

Oh no, did your husband step into a surprise?

I will pray for you!

Praxeas
03-09-2008, 01:59 PM
I have some friends here at church that have a yellow lab pup. The parents are chocolate labs and the breeders were surprised a yellow lab came out lol. They don't know how it is going to work out because they are moving to a Condo that is more like an apartment and they both work. Poor dog gets lonely

Sweet Pea
03-09-2008, 09:39 PM
Oh my Lord! It hit the fan!! Can the damage be repaired cause I'm keeping the dog!!!

:nuke:nuke:nuke

:tantrum

PO - Just two questions......

1) Are you still alive?

2) If so, are you still married - or are you looking for a good lawyer?



P.S. I'm jealous that you got the dog. Hope you get to keep it and your hubby falls in love with it! :bliss:bliss

Pressing-On
03-10-2008, 05:02 AM
PO - Just two questions......

1) Are you still alive?

2) If so, are you still married - or are you looking for a good lawyer?



P.S. I'm jealous that you got the dog. Hope you get to keep it and your hubby falls in love with it! :bliss:bliss
YES - still alive and married. My husband and son are teasing me that they are going to shoot it. My husband tells my son, "You want to borrow my gun?" :reaction

I'm currently protecting the dog from the male inhabitants of this house AND my husband is off today - more work!

He said he might like it in two or three years. Whatever! I'm not sure he realizes it sleeps in the spare bedroom at night. :ursofunny

He actually confessed he was jealous that I was giving the dog more attention! I'm like, "You have got to be kidding? You're kidding me right?" :ursofunny

He's not kidding. :ursofunny

Subdued
03-11-2008, 08:07 PM
Hey, PO, did you name your dog yet??

Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 05:37 AM
Hey, PO, did you name your dog yet??

His name is "Roscoe"! :D

Subdued
03-12-2008, 06:01 AM
His name is "Roscoe"! :D

As in "The Dukes of Hazzard?" LOL Whatcha' got there - a redneck dog? hahaha

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/sabal5/reneckdogs1.jpg

Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 06:03 AM
As in "The Dukes of Hazzard?" LOL Whatcha' got there - a redneck dog? hahaha

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/sabal5/reneckdogs1.jpg

:killinme :killinme :killinme :killinme!!!!

I hope The Mrs doesn't see this!!!!!!!!! :ursofunny

I was in my closet yesterday and I saw that I own THREE denim shirts!!!! I thought, "Good Lord, I'm a redneck!!!!"

:ursofunny:ursofunny

Cindy
03-12-2008, 06:28 AM
:killme :killinme :killinme :killinme!!!!

I hope The Mrs doesn't see this!!!!!!!!! :ursofunny

I was in my closet yesterday and I saw that I own THREE denim shirts!!!! I thought, "Good Lord, I'm a redneck!!!!"

:ursofunny:ursofunny

Nah, you're just a Texan. We need a Texas smilie...............:ursofunny

Digging4Truth
03-12-2008, 06:33 AM
YES - still alive and married. My husband and son are teasing me that they are going to shoot it. My husband tells my son, "You want to borrow my gun?" :reaction

I'm currently protecting the dog from the male inhabitants of this house AND my husband is off today - more work!

He said he might like it in two or three years. Whatever! I'm not sure he realizes it sleeps in the spare bedroom at night. :ursofunny

He actually confessed he was jealous that I was giving the dog more attention! I'm like, "You have got to be kidding? You're kidding me right?" :ursofunny

He's not kidding. :ursofunny

I have a friend that shot a stray cat that his young daughter had, of course, grown fond of.

He told her it died from lead poisoning. :)

By the way... Food for thought...

A dog is truly a man's best friend.

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?!

Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 06:38 AM
Nah, you're just a Texan. We need a Texas smilie...............:ursofunny

Amen, that will preach! :ursofunny

Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 06:40 AM
I have a friend that shot a stray cat that his young daughter had, of course, grown fond of.

He told her it died from lead poisoning. :)

By the way... Food for thought...

A dog is truly a man's best friend.

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?!
Lead poisoning - :ursofunny

You are right about the dog except he's more happy to see me!

My husband is not happy with me about my dog, yet. I told him yesterday, "See, he loves you already." He said, "Yea, that's the sad part about it." :ursofunny:ursofunny

COOPER
03-12-2008, 06:44 AM
I came straight up through the back door, girlfriend!!!! He worked today and was already asleep. I took my time coming home because I wanted him to be asleep! :ursofunny


This time I mean business. He hasn't let me have a dog in years and since he bought a boat and I decided against the handgun - we have a dog and he's going to be happy whether he likes it or not!!!!!!! So there! He can put that in his pipe and smoke it!!!

And get this - I have the puppy IN THE HOUSE!!!! Woohooo!

:bliss:bliss
What man can resist a lab puppy?:friend

Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 06:46 AM
What man can resist a lab puppy?:friend

You haven't met my husband! :ursofunny

COOPER
03-12-2008, 06:52 AM
I have a friend that shot a stray cat that his young daughter had, of course, grown fond of.

He told her it died from lead poisoning. :)

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Not funny....your freind is a jerk.

Subdued
03-12-2008, 06:54 AM
:killme :killinme :killinme :killinme!!!!

I hope The Mrs doesn't see this!!!!!!!!! :ursofunny

I was in my closet yesterday and I saw that I own THREE denim shirts!!!! I thought, "Good Lord, I'm a redneck!!!!"

:ursofunny:ursofunny

You and Roscoe could wear matching outfits:

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/sabal5/yhst-76843416069538_1990_25963263.jpg
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/sabal5/overallsL-1.jpg
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/sabal5/JN_r1_c2.jpg
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/sabal5/JeansDog.jpg
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/sabal5/flowerjeansL.jpg

Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 06:57 AM
You and Roscoe could wear matching outfits:

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/sabal5/yhst-76843416069538_1990_25963263.jpg
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/sabal5/overallsL-1.jpg
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/sabal5/JN_r1_c2.jpg
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/sabal5/JeansDog.jpg
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/sabal5/flowerjeansL.jpg

:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny

Okay, dog clothes is pushing it, Subby!!!!

:ursofunny:ursofunny

Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 06:58 AM
Not funny....your freind is a jerk.

I don't think he's a jerk. I hate stray cats!!!

COOPER
03-12-2008, 06:58 AM
You haven't met my husband! :ursofunny

We have a big chocolate lab. He is about 100 lbs...my wife just love him.

He will play fetch with a ball until he lays down from exhaustion.

And he loves to play in water. He is a very good dog.

Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 07:00 AM
We have a big chocolate lab. He is about 100 lbs...my wife just love him.

He will play fetch with a ball until he lays down from exhaustion.

And he loves to play in water. He is a very good dog.

I'm loving mine. He already knows he can't do his business in the house. He knows what I mean when I say, "Fetch". I'm just loving him. I like a big dog!!!

My husband will like him - some day! I told him yesterday, "Won't that be fun when he goes out in the boat with us." He said, "The dog isn't getting in my boat."

I'll post a picture when he does - cause he will!

:ursofunny:ursofunny

COOPER
03-12-2008, 07:02 AM
I don't think he's a jerk. I hate stray cats!!!

Were we live I don't mind them at all.

They help keep the rodents and rattle snakes away.

Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 07:09 AM
Were we live I don't mind them at all.

They help keep the rodents and rattle snakes away.

You are right, but I wouldn't want them around a child. They can scratch you like the devil!

Subdued
03-12-2008, 07:27 AM
:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny

Okay, dog clothes is pushing it, Subby!!!!

:ursofunny:ursofunny

Just tryin' to help you out a little! :dogpat :dunno

tamor
03-12-2008, 07:32 AM
I'm loving mine. He already knows he can't do his business in the house. He knows what I mean when I say, "Fetch". I'm just loving him. I like a big dog!!!

My husband will like him - some day! I told him yesterday, "Won't that be fun when he goes out in the boat with us." He said, "The dog isn't getting in my boat."

I'll post a picture when he does - cause he will!

:ursofunny:ursofunny


:toofunny :toofunny

Digging4Truth
03-12-2008, 07:36 AM
I'm loving mine. He already knows he can't do his business in the house. He knows what I mean when I say, "Fetch". I'm just loving him. I like a big dog!!!

My husband will like him - some day! I told him yesterday, "Won't that be fun when he goes out in the boat with us." He said, "The dog isn't getting in my boat."

I'll post a picture when he does - cause he will!

:ursofunny:ursofunny

Eph 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

Eph 5:24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so [let] the wives [be] to their own husbands in every thing.

Col 3:18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

1Pe 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, [be] in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;

I'm just sayin'... :)

Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 07:37 AM
I'm just sayin'... :)

He didn't say I couldn't have it. He just doesn't like it. :D

Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 07:38 AM
Just tryin' to help you out a little! :dogpat :dunno
LOL! I know you were, but my Redneck dawg ain't a sissy!!!

:ursofunny:ursofunny

Digging4Truth
03-12-2008, 07:39 AM
He didn't say I couldn't have it. He just doesn't like it. :D

Ahem....

And the boat thing?

:)

Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 07:39 AM
Ahem....

And the boat thing?

:)
He will change his mind. He just doesn't want to admit that he likes the dog. I'm making him happy and he doesn't know it!

Digging4Truth
03-12-2008, 07:43 AM
He will change his mind. He just doesn't want to admit that he likes the dog. I'm making him happy and he doesn't know it!

LOL...

Well let us know when he figures it out. :)

Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 07:47 AM
LOL...

Well let us know when he figures it out. :)

Okie Dokie!!!! He hates when I buy him new shirts and ties too, but he likes them! It's the same thing.

:ursofunny:ursofunny

tamor
03-12-2008, 08:10 AM
He will change his mind. He just doesn't want to admit that he likes the dog. I'm making him happy and he doesn't know it!

LOL...

Well let us know when he figures it out.

Yes, please do! :toofunny

Cindy
03-12-2008, 11:17 AM
He will change his mind. He just doesn't want to admit that he likes the dog. I'm making him happy and he doesn't know it!

:ursofunny:ursofunny

Ron
03-12-2008, 11:27 AM
Okie Dokie!!!! He hates when I buy him new shirts and ties too, but he likes them! It's the same thing.

:ursofunny:ursofunny


Yeah, but he only hates them cuz they are pink!:hypercoffee

Your dog pink?:D

Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 11:29 AM
:ursofunny:ursofunny

Stop laughing, girl!!!! HE IS HAPPY!!!!!! HE IS SO HAPPY HE CAN'T STAND IT!!

:bliss:bliss

Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 11:30 AM
Yeah, but he only hates them cuz they are pink!:hypercoffee

Your dog pink?:D

I got him to wear a pink shirt on our wedding day. That was when he was in the height of bliss. After 21 years, he doesn't do everything I say anymore - just about, though.

:ursofunny

Ron
03-12-2008, 11:34 AM
I got him to wear a pink shirt on our wedding day. That was when he was in the height of bliss. After 21 years, he doesn't do everything I say anymore - just about, though.

:ursofunny

My wife tried to get me to wear pink on our wedding day, closest she got was a peach boutinere (sp?):hypercoffee

Pressing-On
03-12-2008, 11:48 AM
My wife tried to get me to wear pink on our wedding day, closest she got was a peach boutinere (sp?):hypercoffee

:ursofunny:ursofunny

Pressing-On
03-22-2008, 11:17 AM
As in "The Dukes of Hazzard?" LOL Whatcha' got there - a redneck dog? hahaha

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/sabal5/reneckdogs1.jpg

Here's my cute little "Redneck Dawg"!!! Handkerchief just for Subdued! LOL

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/pressing-on/100_0003.jpg

Ron
03-22-2008, 11:34 AM
Here's my cute little "Redneck Dawg"!!! Handkerchief just for Subdued! LOL

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/pressing-on/100_0003.jpg

Aaah, he is cute!

I see now how he got you wrapped around his little paw!

Pressing-On
03-22-2008, 11:36 AM
Aaah, he is cute!

I see now how he got you wrapped around his little paw!

Yeppers! When the lady walked over to my daughter's shop and said she found him lost - He licked my face and I said, "I will take him home with me." :D

Ron
03-22-2008, 11:38 AM
At least now you won't have to throw stuff over the fence!:hypercoffee

Pressing-On
03-22-2008, 11:39 AM
At least now you won't have to throw stuff over the fence!:hypercoffee

Oh Yes I will. He isn't allowed to eat people food! First time I have ever taken a dog to the vet! LOL!

Ron
03-22-2008, 11:41 AM
Oh Yes I will. He isn't allowed to eat people food! First time I have ever taken a dog to the vet! LOL!

.....but wasn't that just your cooking, and not the food per se???:hmmm


:bolt

Pressing-On
03-22-2008, 11:42 AM
.....but wasn't that just your cooking, and not the food per se???:hmmm


:bolt

:smack

rgcraig
03-22-2008, 11:42 AM
Here's my cute little "Redneck Dawg"!!! Handkerchief just for Subdued! LOL

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/pressing-on/100_0003.jpg

He's a cutie!

Ron
03-22-2008, 11:45 AM
He's a cutie!


Yes, I think PO name him Roscoe Lee Brown!:hypercoffee

Pressing-On
03-22-2008, 11:47 AM
He's a cutie!

Roscoe my Redneck Dawg. lol He's asleep on my chair right now. My husband ran to town to get some stuff for a leaky pipe. I'll jerk him off the chair when I hear him drive up. :ursofunny

Pressing-On
03-22-2008, 11:47 AM
Yes, I think PO name him Roscoe Lee Brown!:hypercoffee

Just "Roscoe" :smack

Ron
03-22-2008, 11:51 AM
Roscoe my Redneck Dawg. lol He's asleep on my chair right now. My husband ran to town to get some stuff for a leaky pipe. I'll jerk him off the chair when I hear him drive up. :ursofunny

What a violent awakening!:hypercoffee

Ron
03-22-2008, 11:52 AM
Just "Roscoe" :smack

Well he is "Brown Colour" is he not?:hypercoffee

Pressing-On
03-22-2008, 11:52 AM
What a violent awakening!:hypercoffee

:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny

It's like the alarm going off. :ursofunny

Pressing-On
03-22-2008, 11:52 AM
Well he is "Brown Colour" is he not?:hypercoffee

:smack

jaxfam6
03-22-2008, 12:04 PM
Our house has 4 boys, a bird, 2 turtles, a fish tank full of fish, 2 ferrets, and 2 dogs.
We had gotten an Akita about 4 years ago and she is spoiled rotten. talks back worse than the boys do. We are trying to get her prayed through so she is not such a brat.
Three weeks ago I picked my wife up from work and this pitbul who has been wondering around that neighborhood for some time follows her to the van. She has not spoken to it or touched it. She opens the back door to put somethings in and this dog sniffs in the van and just jumps in and sits down between the seats. She had no tags and was very thin to the point you could see her ribs really well. We took her home and she has fit right in with the family. She is the sweetest best behaved dog I have seen.

Give it time your husband will be more crazy about the dog than you are. Maybe even make you jealous that he spends more time with it than you.

Pressing-On
03-22-2008, 12:05 PM
Our house has 4 boys, a bird, 2 turtles, a fish tank full of fish, 2 ferrets, and 2 dogs.
We had gotten an Akita about 4 years ago and she is spoiled rotten. talks back worse than the boys do. We are trying to get her prayed through so she is not such a brat.
Three weeks ago I picked my wife up from work and this pitbul who has been wondering around that neighborhood for some time follows her to the van. She has not spoken to it or touched it. She opens the back door to put somethings in and this dog sniffs in the van and just jumps in and sits down between the seats. She had no tags and was very thin to the point you could see her ribs really well. We took her home and she has fit right in with the family. She is the sweetest best behaved dog I have seen.

Give it time your husband will be more crazy about the dog than you are. Maybe even make you jealous that he spends more time with it than you.

You could be right! LOL!

Cindy
03-22-2008, 12:54 PM
awwwwwww, what a cutie. I finally got my St. Bernard puppy. Her name is Emily. She is so cute. Will post pics sometime soon.

Subdued
03-24-2008, 01:00 PM
Here's my cute little "Redneck Dawg"!!! Handkerchief just for Subdued! LOL

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/pressing-on/100_0003.jpg


Hahaha! I wasn't too far off, I see. I just knew you had yourself a redneck dawg!

Pressing-On
03-24-2008, 01:05 PM
Hahaha! I wasn't too far off, I see. I just knew you had yourself a redneck dawg!
I found the handkerchief in my husband's sock drawer! lol I had to take that for you!

I'm wearing this poor dog out. I hardly ever sit still for long. He keeps trying to take a nap and I keep getting up and going into another room to take care of things. He plops down and then I'm finished and go into another room. He finds a place to plop down and then we do it again. LOL!

I took the picture after he'd been outside. I didn't notice, until today, that he has dirt on his nose and his paws were wet. LOL! He is loving tearing up our banana trees!!!

My husband was checking the fence to make sure he couldn't get out anywhere. See? He's coming around. We cleaned out the shop so we could leave him there instead of the guest bathroom when we leave. He helped me clean it out on Saturday. See? LOL! He loves my "Redneck Dawg"!!!!! :friend

Ron
03-24-2008, 05:05 PM
Easter Bunny is caught!:hypercoffee

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e21/Ronb26/ATT3416681.jpg

Pressing-On
03-24-2008, 05:48 PM
Ron!!! I cannot believe you posted that!!!! :smack

HeavenlyOne
03-24-2008, 08:31 PM
Here's my cute little "Redneck Dawg"!!! Handkerchief just for Subdued! LOL

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/pressing-on/100_0003.jpg

Oh my goodness! How cute!!

Here's a pic just to spoil this thread. Oh, and they are both males...LOL! I found them like this when I came home from school one day. It looks 'nasty', but Tipsy, the black cat, just had his leg thrown up over Cooper....haha.

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r88/heavenlyone517/CooperandTipsyspooning.jpg

But here's a cute one, taken last summer. My daughter would kill me if she knew I posted this. This is my newest baby, although he's almost a year old now.

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r88/heavenlyone517/BeccawithfritoP.jpg