View Full Version : " I Am Number One ! "
Bishop1
03-14-2007, 11:27 PM
" I Am Number One "
:tiphat
I have finally made it !
:slaphappy
According to a rash of e-mails
that I have received today
:happydance
I
Now Have The Honor
Of Being Placed On
IGNORE
:friend
By More People
Than Anyone else
ever
on this forum !
:igotit
For This Esteemed Honor
I Thank Thee
:grampa
For those of you that found my posts offensive
I Forgive You
:aaa
For Those Of You That Think I Only Bash The UPC
I Have Turned The Other Cheek
:nah
Today's events have rminded me of a job
{in an Oil Refinery}
that I had in my youth -
I Feel Another Story A Comming On - - - - -
You See
We had a SPILL of Heavy Crude Oil in the South Tank
Field. The heavy crude oil had seeped out of the huge
tanks but the oil spill had been contained by the dikes
that surrounded each tank in the Tank Field.
They located and repaired the leaks in 2 of the tanks.
They then pumped as much of the oil as possible back
into the tanks.
Mike Havlicek {our Foreman} selected 10 men, then he
seperated them into 2 crews {A & B Crews}.
I had the priviledge of being in charge of the 'B' Crew.
We were issued Rubber Boots, Rubber Gloves, Shovels
and Wheel Barrows. A Load of Sand was dumped on each
of the Tank Dikes and a Dumpster with a ramp,
was placed on the outside of the dikes.
We were instructed to scoop up the remaining Heavy Crude
Oil, place it in the Wheelbarrows, wheel the remainents up
the ramp and dump it in the dumpster. When this job was
completed, we were then to spread fresh sand over the
ground where the Heavy Crude Oil Had Been.
I was real thankful for the cool overcast weather that day
because the 'B' Crew worked very hard . It took us about 8
hours to clean up the mess created by that one oil spill.
I well remember getting Chewed Out By Mike Havlicek
Because
the 'A' Crew
Had Cleaned Up Their Mess In Less Than 3 Hours !
HOWEVER
JUST THREE DAYS LATER
THE THERMOMETER WAS 102' when Mike Havlichek came
by to check for any more Leaks.
The Fresh Sand Gleamed Around The Tank Where 'B' Crew
Had Worked So Hard For 8 Hours _
BUT
When He Got To The Tank
Where The "A" CREW Had Done Such A Good Job
HE
WAS
F L A B B E R G A S T E D
Because
The Heavy Crude Oil
Was Poking Its Ugly Head Out Of The Sand
ALL OVER THE PLACE !
You See
Instead Of
Exposing And Getting Rid
Of The Heavy Crude Oil
They Just Covered It Over
By Heavily Spreading The Truck Load Of Sand
Over The Top
Of The Spilled Crude !
My What A Mess
It Took Us TWO Weeks To Clean It Up !
Thinking of that
really makes me know
That WHEN
THE HEAT GETS TURNED UP
COVERED SIN
WILL POKE OUT IT'S UGLY HEAD
EVERY TIME !
:grampa
JMHO
Bishop1
Praxeas
03-14-2007, 11:28 PM
I think maybe there is something wrong with my browser....all I see is "blah blah blah. blah blah":slaphappy
Didn't Havlicek play for the Knicks?
rrford
03-14-2007, 11:33 PM
Admin asked for such references to be dropped. Most of us have done so.
Bishop1
03-14-2007, 11:41 PM
Didn't Havlicek play for the Knicks?
LOL
Naah;
He Was Too Old
He Must Have Been 60 Years Old In 1957
When He Was A Foreman at Standard Oil -
Bishop1
:beatdeadhorse
Praxeas
03-14-2007, 11:42 PM
.....weird.....I still just see "blah blah blah" :happydance
Bishop 1 .. who would put you on ignore ??.... not even I ... have such an honor.
Praxeas
03-14-2007, 11:47 PM
We added a new feature...when you put someone on ignore the word "blah" replaces each word the author wrote. :winkgrin
Bishop1
03-14-2007, 11:47 PM
.....weird.....I still just see "blah blah blah" :happydance
Thank You
BTW
Is That Your Actual Photo
You Are Using For An Avatar ?
Either
you work outside
Or
SPEND A LOT OF TIME
IN A
TANNING BOOTH !
Bishop1
:beatdeadhorse
Praxeas
03-14-2007, 11:49 PM
blah blah....sorry I have you on ignore.....blah blah is all I see....blah blah, blah blah blah like Count Blahula
The Mrs
03-14-2007, 11:49 PM
blah blah....sorry I have you on ignore.....blah blah is all I see....blah blah, blah blah blah like Count Blahula
:toofunny :toofunny :toofunny
all that time you spent on that little anecdote ... Bishop ... all for naught ....
Praxeas
03-14-2007, 11:51 PM
all that time you spent on that little anecdote ... Bishop ... all for naught ....
All we saw was blah?
rrford
03-14-2007, 11:52 PM
all that time you spent on that little anecdote ... Bishop ... all for naught ....
Actually, I think he derived personal pleasure form posting it. Glad somebody did.
Actually, I think he derived personal pleasure form posting it. Glad somebody did.
Poor guy ... typing away ... :toofunny :toofunny
Carpenter
03-14-2007, 11:55 PM
" I Am Number One "
:tiphat
I have finally made it !
:slaphappy
According to a rash of e-mails
that I have received today
:happydance
I
Now Have The Honor
Of Being Placed On
IGNORE
:friend
By More People
Than Anyone else
ever
on this forum !
:igotit
For This Esteemed Honor
I Thank Thee
:grampa
For those of you that found my posts offensive
I Forgive You
:aaa
For Those Of You That Think I Only Bash The UPC
I Have Turned The Other Cheek
:nah
Today's events have rminded me of a job
{in an Oil Refinery}
that I had in my youth -
I Feel Another Story A Comming On - - - - -
You See
We had a SPILL of Heavy Crude Oil in the South Tank
Field. The heavy crude oil had seeped out of the huge
tanks but the oil spill had been contained by the dikes
that surrounded each tank in the Tank Field.
They located and repaired the leaks in 2 of the tanks.
They then pumped as much of the oil as possible back
into the tanks.
Mike Havlicek {our Foreman} selected 10 men, then he
seperated them into 2 crews {A & B Crews}.
I had the priviledge of being in charge of the 'B' Crew.
We were issued Rubber Boots, Rubber Gloves, Shovels
and Wheel Barrows. A Load of Sand was dumped on each
of the Tank Dikes and a Dumpster with a ramp,
was placed on the outside of the dikes.
We were instructed to scoop up the remaining Heavy Crude
Oil, place it in the Wheelbarrows, wheel the remainents up
the ramp and dump it in the dumpster. When this job was
completed, we were then to spread fresh sand over the
ground where the Heavy Crude Oil Had Been.
I was real thankful for the cool overcast weather that day
because the 'B' Crew worked very hard . It took us about 8
hours to clean up the mess created by that one oil spill.
I well remember getting Chewed Out By Mike Havlicek
Because
the 'A' Crew
Had Cleaned Up Their Mess In Less Than 3 Hours !
HOWEVER
JUST THREE DAYS LATER
THE THERMOMETER WAS 102' when Mike Havlichek came
by to check for any more Leaks.
The Fresh Sand Gleamed Around The Tank Where 'B' Crew
Had Worked So Hard For 8 Hours _
BUT
When He Got To The Tank
Where The "A" CREW Had Done Such A Good Job
HE
WAS
F L A B B E R G A S T E D
Because
The Heavy Crude Oil
Was Poking Its Ugly Head Out Of The Sand
ALL OVER THE PLACE !
You See
Instead Of
Exposing And Getting Rid
Of The Heavy Crude Oil
They Just Covered It Over
By Heavily Spreading The Truck Load Of Sand
Over The Top
Of The Spilled Crude !
My What A Mess
It Took Us TWO Weeks To Clean It Up !
Thinking of that
really makes me know
That WHEN
THE HEAT GETS TURNED UP
COVERED SIN
WILL POKE OUT IT'S UGLY HEAD
EVERY TIME !
:grampa
JMHO
Bishop1
It may not matter one whit, but I will never put you on ignore...I need a good laugh tempered with good old "HoLiNEss oR HeLL!!!" message.
:slaphappy
Praxeas
03-14-2007, 11:57 PM
It may not matter one whit, but I will never put you on ignore...I need a good laugh tempered with good old "HoLiNEss oR HeLL!!!" message.
:slaphappy
Oh man! Why did you have to go and quote him? The "blah" ignore only works on original posts not quotes
BoredOutOfMyMind
03-15-2007, 12:07 AM
Biship Nummer One-
Praxease is un of dem dere Californiey libs who wears dat dere mock-up for Men!
Praxeas
03-15-2007, 01:20 AM
Blah blah blah....that's all I see is blah blah blah....I must have Boom on ignore too :happydance
Warmbee
03-15-2007, 07:17 AM
Praxeas, does it really show all the words as 'blah'? :dunno
The Mrs
03-15-2007, 09:00 AM
Count Blahula...
Buwahahahhaa!!!
It's STILL killin' me!!!!
:slaphappy :slaphappy :slaphappy
Count Blahula...
Buwahahahhaa!!!
It's STILL killin' me!!!!
:slaphappy :slaphappy :slaphappy
Get over it already ... Miss Spelling Bee.
The Mrs
03-15-2007, 09:09 AM
Get over it already ... Miss Spelling Bee.
Uummm...that's QUEEN! :ranting
Miss Spelling QUEEN! :happydance
" I Am Number One "
:tiphat
I have finally made it !
:slaphappy
According to a rash of e-mails
that I have received today
:happydance
I
Now Have The Honor
Of Being Placed On
IGNORE
:friend
By More People
Than Anyone else
ever
on this forum !
:igotit
For This Esteemed Honor
I Thank Thee
:grampa
For those of you that found my posts offensive
I Forgive You
:aaa
For Those Of You That Think I Only Bash The UPC
I Have Turned The Other Cheek
:nah
Today's events have rminded me of a job
{in an Oil Refinery}
that I had in my youth -
I Feel Another Story A Comming On - - - - -
You See
We had a SPILL of Heavy Crude Oil in the South Tank
Field. The heavy crude oil had seeped out of the huge
tanks but the oil spill had been contained by the dikes
that surrounded each tank in the Tank Field.
They located and repaired the leaks in 2 of the tanks.
They then pumped as much of the oil as possible back
into the tanks.
Mike Havlicek {our Foreman} selected 10 men, then he
seperated them into 2 crews {A & B Crews}.
I had the priviledge of being in charge of the 'B' Crew.
We were issued Rubber Boots, Rubber Gloves, Shovels
and Wheel Barrows. A Load of Sand was dumped on each
of the Tank Dikes and a Dumpster with a ramp,
was placed on the outside of the dikes.
We were instructed to scoop up the remaining Heavy Crude
Oil, place it in the Wheelbarrows, wheel the remainents up
the ramp and dump it in the dumpster. When this job was
completed, we were then to spread fresh sand over the
ground where the Heavy Crude Oil Had Been.
I was real thankful for the cool overcast weather that day
because the 'B' Crew worked very hard . It took us about 8
hours to clean up the mess created by that one oil spill.
I well remember getting Chewed Out By Mike Havlicek
Because
the 'A' Crew
Had Cleaned Up Their Mess In Less Than 3 Hours !
HOWEVER
JUST THREE DAYS LATER
THE THERMOMETER WAS 102' when Mike Havlichek came
by to check for any more Leaks.
The Fresh Sand Gleamed Around The Tank Where 'B' Crew
Had Worked So Hard For 8 Hours _
BUT
When He Got To The Tank
Where The "A" CREW Had Done Such A Good Job
HE
WAS
F L A B B E R G A S T E D
Because
The Heavy Crude Oil
Was Poking Its Ugly Head Out Of The Sand
ALL OVER THE PLACE !
You See
Instead Of
Exposing And Getting Rid
Of The Heavy Crude Oil
They Just Covered It Over
By Heavily Spreading The Truck Load Of Sand
Over The Top
Of The Spilled Crude !
My What A Mess
It Took Us TWO Weeks To Clean It Up !
Thinking of that
really makes me know
That WHEN
THE HEAT GETS TURNED UP
COVERED SIN
WILL POKE OUT IT'S UGLY HEAD
EVERY TIME !
:grampa
JMHO
Bishop1
Bishop
Love the story. Don't agree with where you want to apply it, but love the story - I may use it some Sunday.
You just can't cover sin and prosper.
Bishop1
03-15-2007, 10:07 AM
Three-In-One???
LOL
Dannyell,
I was on visitation, { It was about '70 or '71}
and I was talking to a man in his home .
The man asked me to pray for him right then.
I told him that I would and then asked if they
had any Oil {meaning Olive Oil}
He told me that he had some 3 IN 1 Oil
and asked if that would do.
I Told Him "That's Just What We Need "
Then I Annointed Him With " 3 in 1 " OIL.
The LORD Touched Him
& Healed Him !
He CameTo Church,
Repented,
Got Baptized In JESUS Name
and Recieved The HOLY GHOST.
To My Knowledge,
He Is Still Living For GOD Today !
Bishop1
:beatdeadhorse
LOL
Dannyell,
I was on visitation, { It was about '70 or '71}
and I was talking to a man in his home .
The man asked me to pray for him right then.
I told him that I would and then asked if they
had any Oil {meaning Olive Oil}
He told me that he had some 3 IN 1 Oil
and asked if that would do.
I Told Him "That's Just What We Need "
Then I Annointed Him With " 3 in 1 " OIL.
The LORD Touched Him
& Healed Him !
He CameTo Church,
Repented,
Got Baptized In JESUS Name
and Recieved The HOLY GHOST.
To My Knowledge,
He Is Still Living For GOD Today !
Bishop1
:beatdeadhorse
Great story ... maybe we can give Stead the contact of info of the distributor and have a truckload sent over for his next REVIVAL.
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