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Ferd
03-17-2008, 01:38 PM
I keep getting kicked off or long hanging hour glasses. what gives?

bishoph
03-17-2008, 01:40 PM
I keep getting kicked off or long hanging hour glasses. what gives?

Me too!

Kay B
03-17-2008, 01:40 PM
whew! I thought it was our new ISP ;)

Jehoram
03-17-2008, 01:41 PM
I keep getting kicked off or long hanging hour glasses. what gives?


Its cause your hearts not right?

The Mrs
03-17-2008, 01:43 PM
Me too!!! :gaga

I know it happens occasionally, like it did the other day. It's being looked into.

DividedThigh
03-17-2008, 01:43 PM
hey ae, it is happenin to me and i am pure as the driven snow, outside my window, lol,dt

A_PoMo
03-17-2008, 01:44 PM
Too many liberals on here. Our slime is gumming up the internet portal. :)

rgcraig
03-17-2008, 01:49 PM
Not sure.......it's aggravating!!!!!

Rico
03-17-2008, 01:52 PM
Too many liberals on here. Our slime is gumming up the internet portal. :)

Hehehe. Either that or all the conservatives are in the middle of a red hot prayer service and praying down the fire of judgement on AFF!! Ha GLORY!!! :D:bliss

tamor
03-17-2008, 02:02 PM
Not sure.......it's aggravating!!!!!

Yeah it is.

The Mrs
03-17-2008, 02:04 PM
Or maybe, just maybe, we have all been put in the user catagory that is affected by this mod:

Miserable User

The ever popular "miserable users" hack for vb 3.7. Basically a way to really annoy anyone you don't want visiting your forum.

When classed as miserable, a member suffers ;

1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page

:toofunny :toofunny :toofunny

RandyWayne
03-17-2008, 02:10 PM
Let me at it!

<-----Recent Network/Security graduate. :)

A_PoMo
03-17-2008, 02:19 PM
GASP! Randy changed his picture!!

Ferd
03-17-2008, 02:32 PM
Let me at it!

<-----Recent Network/Security graduate. :)

Egads! we are in for it now!

RandyWayne
03-17-2008, 02:35 PM
GASP! Randy changed his picture!!

...in the not too distant future, no less!

Ferd
03-17-2008, 02:37 PM
worthless comments by me today, should be viewed as an attempt to reach 6K posts!

24 to go!

tamor
03-17-2008, 02:54 PM
worthless comments by me today, should be viewed as an attempt to reach 6K posts!

24 to go!

:ursofunny

Mosby48
03-17-2008, 09:21 PM
Too many liberals on here. Our slime is gumming up the internet portal. :)
You may have figured it out!!!! J/K.
I would think a ultra con would gum up the works more!!!
TIC.

RevDWW
03-17-2008, 09:22 PM
I keep getting kicked off or long hanging hour glasses. what gives?

It's probably all that sun shine and optimism you are spreading..........:friend



:ursofunny

Carpenter
03-17-2008, 09:25 PM
I am using my blackberry as my modem and it works fine...

RevDWW
03-17-2008, 09:38 PM
I am using my blackberry as my modem and it works fine...

Braggart.......:ursofunny :ursofunny :ursofunny :ursofunny



j/k

The Mrs
03-18-2008, 02:24 PM
Sorry for the down time folks...

The server was going through a reboot, and it hung up. :wacko

Ferd
03-18-2008, 02:29 PM
yea. i was going to post

"Its happening again!"


but it was happening again!

missdkendall
03-18-2008, 02:31 PM
I was thinking, "what's going on, I'm just getting into this forum thing:kickcan

The Mrs
03-18-2008, 02:33 PM
I was thinking, "what's going on, I'm just getting into this forum thing:kickcan

Sorry Missdk...we don't usually have hardly any downtime at all.

There is a good thing though...we found out why we always had sluggish afternoons. A program was running and hogging resources. :gaga

Ferd
03-18-2008, 02:33 PM
I was thinking, "what's going on, I'm just getting into this forum thing:kickcan

Pretty soon, you will have a thread dedicated to celebrating your six thousanth post.

however, by then you will only be 18% of a Dan!

The Mrs
03-18-2008, 02:34 PM
Who's the newest member?

We could blame THEM for breaking the forum!!! :noidea

:toofunny

missdkendall
03-18-2008, 02:37 PM
Sorry Missdk...we don't usually have hardly any downtime at all.

There is a good thing though...we found out why we always had sluggish afternoons. A program was running and hogging resources. :gaga

No worries...... I figured it was updating :party

Ferd
03-18-2008, 02:37 PM
Who's the newest member?

We could blame THEM for breaking the forum!!! :noidea

:toofunny

spoken like a true admin.


As an IT professional, I always blame the poor soul who was running some foul script!

tamor
03-18-2008, 02:37 PM
Who's the newest member?

We could blame THEM for breaking the forum!!! :noidea

:toofunny

I think it's Ferd. Breaking 6,000 and all!! :bliss

Ferd
03-18-2008, 02:38 PM
I think it's Ferd. Breaking 6,000 and all!! :bliss

you aint that far behind me!

missdkendall
03-18-2008, 02:39 PM
Pretty soon, you will have a thread dedicated to celebrating your six thousanth post.

however, by then you will only be 18% of a Dan!

Pretty soon???? Ha!!! I'm not even close. I'm working on it though:cheer

tamor
03-18-2008, 02:39 PM
you aint that far behind me!

Yeah, but I took a ride on the short bus when I hit 5,000. I didn't shut the whole forum down! :runhills

Ferd
03-18-2008, 02:44 PM
Yeah, but I took a ride on the short bus when I hit 5,000. I didn't shut the whole forum down! :runhills

I have power you know.

tamor
03-18-2008, 02:45 PM
I have power you know.

I know. You spin the universe into orbit every morning and walk on the clouds in the middle of the day! :bliss

RandyWayne
03-18-2008, 02:49 PM
The new movie will be called "Ferd Almighty!". :)

tamor
03-18-2008, 02:50 PM
The new movie will be called "Ferd Almighty!". :)

Yay! Let's do it! :party

Tina
03-18-2008, 02:51 PM
Whatever happened, it wasn't MY fault. :D I haven't been here... and am about to disappear again till tomorrow.

tamor
03-18-2008, 02:52 PM
Whatever happened, it wasn't MY fault. :D I haven't been here... and am about to disappear again till tomorrow.

Where 'ya been, Girlfriend??

Ferd
03-18-2008, 02:56 PM
I know. You spin the universe into orbit every morning and walk on the clouds in the middle of the day! :bliss

Dont forget the Tides! I keep them going out and coming in.

if it werent for me, florida would be a under water!

tamor
03-18-2008, 02:57 PM
Dont forget the Tides! I keep them going out and coming in.

if it werent for me, florida would be a under water!

LOL. I'm sure the folks who live there are forever grateful to ya for that!

tamor
03-19-2008, 01:05 PM
Are you at it again, Ferd? :bliss

Ferd
03-19-2008, 01:07 PM
Are you at it again, Ferd? :bliss

this is happening at the same time every day now.

someone is running some kind of process on this server. who is doing it and WHY!

HeavenlyOne
03-19-2008, 01:11 PM
Wasn't me!!

I thought it was the heat coming from the Obama thread!!!

DividedThigh
03-19-2008, 01:12 PM
same thing happening to me, guess i wouldnt know if i didnt hang around some, lol,dt

missdkendall
03-19-2008, 01:12 PM
LOL. I'm sure the folks who live there are forever grateful to ya for that!

Well I'm in Florida, so thanks. LOL!!!

tamor
03-19-2008, 01:14 PM
this is happening at the same time every day now.

someone is running some kind of process on this server. who is doing it and WHY!

I thought it was when you walked on the clouds to check out the tide or something to that effect!

Ferd
03-19-2008, 01:19 PM
I thought it was when you walked on the clouds to check out the tide or something to that effect!

Generally my efforts are healing.


even the Mighty Ferd cannot fix what ails AFF!

DividedThigh
03-19-2008, 01:21 PM
Generally my efforts are healing.


even the Mighty Ferd cannot fix what ails AFF!

its a conspiracy they are out to get you ferd, lol,dt:bliss:laffatu

tamor
03-19-2008, 01:24 PM
its a conspiracy they are out to get you ferd, lol,dt:bliss:laffatu

I hear the black helicopters starting up now!! :helicopter :helicopter

rgcraig
03-19-2008, 01:27 PM
I love the Jimmy Dean breakfast commercial - - it's the "SUN" cooking breakfast for his daughter (Jimmy Dean breakfast mix) and the little girl is saying her mom "cuts up the stuff". Then the little girl asks her dad why he doesn't cut up the stuff. He says he has to be at work early. She asks why and he says because he has to heat the earth!

It's cute!

tamor
03-19-2008, 01:30 PM
I love the Jimmy Dean breakfast commercial - - it's the "SUN" cooking breakfast for his daughter (Jimmy Dean breakfast mix) and the little girl is saying her mom "cuts up the stuff". Then the little girl asks her dad why he doesn't cut up the stuff. He says he has to be at work early. She asks why and he says because he has to heat the earth!

It's cute!

Aww. Haven't seen it.

Ferd
03-19-2008, 01:35 PM
its a conspiracy they are out to get you ferd, lol,dt:bliss:laffatu


I will scorch them with the noonday sun!
I will black out the night sky so they cannot see
I will cause the wind to drive them to the ocean and the ocean will swallow them!

Thus sayeth the might Ferd!

tamor
03-19-2008, 01:35 PM
I will scorch them with the noonday sun!
I will black out the night sky so they cannot see
I will cause the wind to drive them to the ocean and the ocean will swallow them!

Thus sayeth the might Ferd!

Ooh, just don't get the whip out!! :tantrum

Ferd
03-19-2008, 01:37 PM
Ooh, just don't get the whip out!! :tantrum

reserved for the resident baptist with the exclusive ***********ing gospel

tamor
03-19-2008, 02:03 PM
reserved for the resident baptist with the exclusive ***********ing gospel

Scary!!! :tissue