View Full Version : I woke up with PURPLE legs!
Rhoni
03-21-2008, 05:15 AM
:party Try and guess why? I wonder if it has happened to anyone else my age?
tamor
03-21-2008, 06:17 AM
The person or persons who have been coming into your apartment brought crayons this time? :runhills
Brother Price
03-21-2008, 07:11 AM
Rhoni, my Mom says it could be poor or no circulation, and that your varicose veins are starting to collapse. You need to massage in one direction, downward, to strengthen the circulation.
Hoovie
03-21-2008, 07:12 AM
You have been painting Easter Eggs!
Hoovie
03-21-2008, 07:13 AM
Photos please!
On second thought - scratch that.
rgcraig
03-21-2008, 07:13 AM
The Easter Bunny is the one that's been breaking into your apt????
Mrs. LPW
03-21-2008, 07:24 AM
Maybe there was a pea underneath your mattress...
Hoovie
03-21-2008, 07:46 AM
Maybe there was a pea underneath your mattress...
Pee on a matress does NOT turn ones legs purple! I have small children and can vouch for this!
tamor
03-21-2008, 07:47 AM
Pee on a matress does NOT turn ones legs purple! I have small children and can vouch for this!
:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny
StillStanding
03-21-2008, 07:49 AM
The person or persons who have been coming into your apartment brought crayons this time? :runhills
:ursofunny :ursofunny
Pressing-On
03-21-2008, 08:18 AM
The person or persons who have been coming into your apartment brought crayons this time? :runhills
Sometimes I'm embarrassed to log in. :nod
tamor
03-21-2008, 08:23 AM
Sometimes I'm embarrassed to log in. :nod
Why? Was it you all this time?? :laffatu
:ursofunny:ursofunny :ursofunny
Bro-Larry
03-21-2008, 08:27 AM
you spilled the grape coolade in your lap?
tamor
03-21-2008, 08:30 AM
you spilled the grape coolade in your lap?
:ursofunny
missdkendall
03-21-2008, 08:44 AM
I'm feeling kinda left out here. Umm....... Maybe it was umm..., Barney? IDK:ouch
steve p
03-21-2008, 09:07 AM
Sometimes.....its just better....not to know:kickcan
tamor
03-21-2008, 09:12 AM
Sometimes.....its just better....not to know:kickcan
You catch on quick!! :gaga
Rhoni
03-21-2008, 09:22 AM
You catch on quick!! :gaga
:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny
My Mom gave me a pair of black stretch PJ's and I have night sweats when I forget to take my hormones. I got in the bath this morning and saw my legs were purple and thought? I didn't think I was cold, maybe I should check the thermostat when I get out of the tub.
I began to shave my legs and the purple came dripping off:ursofunny then it dawned on me...the dye from those PJ's was all over me. :ursofunny
:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny
My Mom gave me a pair of black stretch PJ's and I have night sweats when I forget to take my hormones. I got in the bath this morning and saw my legs were purple and thought? I didn't think I was cold, maybe I should check the thermostat when I get out of the tub.
I began to shave my legs and the purple came dripping off:ursofunny then it dawned on me...the dye from those PJ's was all over me. :ursofunny
Ahem, if you wore a nightgown, there would be no problem!:D
tamor
03-21-2008, 09:40 AM
:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny
My Mom gave me a pair of black stretch PJ's and I have night sweats when I forget to take my hormones. I got in the bath this morning and saw my legs were purple and thought? I didn't think I was cold, maybe I should check the thermostat when I get out of the tub.
I began to shave my legs and the purple came dripping off:ursofunny then it dawned on me...the dye from those PJ's was all over me. :ursofunny
Ahem, if you wore a nightgown, there would be no problem!
:ursofunny:ursofunny
Mrs. LPW
03-21-2008, 09:44 AM
Maybe there was a pea underneath your mattress...
Pee on a matress does NOT turn ones legs purple! I have small children and can vouch for this!
Just reassure me you did know what I was referring to.
A pea under the mattress, making her wake up black and blue....or purple.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Princess_and_the_Pea
"A prince wants to marry a real princess. He travels about the world searching for a real princess but returns home disappointed. One evening, a young woman claiming to be a real princess seeks shelter from a storm in the prince's castle. The Queen Mother decides to test the validity of her claim by placing a single pea on a bedstead and piling twenty mattresses and twenty feather beds atop it. There, the young woman spends the night. In the morning, she tells her hosts she endured a sleepless night, being kept awake by something hard in the bed. The prince rejoices. Only a real princess possesses the delicacy to feel a pea through twenty mattresses and twenty feather beds. The two are married, and live happily ever after."
Just reassure me...
DividedThigh
03-21-2008, 09:46 AM
had to be the pants thing, judgement for sure, lol, happy easter rhoni, dt:bliss
Felicity
03-21-2008, 09:55 AM
:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny
My Mom gave me a pair of black stretch PJ's and I have night sweats when I forget to take my hormones. I got in the bath this morning and saw my legs were purple and thought? I didn't think I was cold, maybe I should check the thermostat when I get out of the tub.
I began to shave my legs and the purple came dripping off:ursofunny then it dawned on me...the dye from those PJ's was all over me. :ursofunnyI thought you woke up and forgot that you'd gone to sleep with purple tights on.
Rhoni ..... are you sure it's hormones you're on? LOL. :)
LadyChocolate
03-21-2008, 10:05 AM
:ursofunny
:ursofunny
...Oh this thread was too funny! I had a good laugh thanks to all my fellow Aff'rs... I love the humor.
Elizabeth
03-21-2008, 10:10 AM
Rhoni,
I am so glad it's nothing serious! Hallelujah!
missdkendall
03-21-2008, 10:16 AM
:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny
:ursofunny
...Oh this thread was too funny! I had a good laugh thanks to all my fellow Aff'rs... I love the humor.
:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny
AMEN!!! I needed this. I am not having a good day :(
tamor
03-21-2008, 10:17 AM
Just reassure me you did know what I was referring to.
A pea under the mattress, making her wake up black and blue....or purple.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Princess_and_the_Pea
"A prince wants to marry a real princess. He travels about the world searching for a real princess but returns home disappointed. One evening, a young woman claiming to be a real princess seeks shelter from a storm in the prince's castle. The Queen Mother decides to test the validity of her claim by placing a single pea on a bedstead and piling twenty mattresses and twenty feather beds atop it. There, the young woman spends the night. In the morning, she tells her hosts she endured a sleepless night, being kept awake by something hard in the bed. The prince rejoices. Only a real princess possesses the delicacy to feel a pea through twenty mattresses and twenty feather beds. The two are married, and live happily ever after."
Just reassure me...
I knew what you were talking about! :thumbsup :friend
LadyChocolate
03-21-2008, 10:26 AM
I knew what you were talking about! :thumbsup :friend
Same here! We ALL knew what you were referring too... Don't worry friend! It's (him) we have to worry about....:ursofunny
tamor
03-21-2008, 10:28 AM
Same here! We ALL knew what you were referring too... Don't worry friend! It's (him) we have to worry about....:ursofunny
:ursofunny:ursofunny
Hoovie
03-21-2008, 10:35 AM
Just reassure me you did know what I was referring to.
A pea under the mattress, making her wake up black and blue....or purple.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Princess_and_the_Pea
"A prince wants to marry a real princess. He travels about the world searching for a real princess but returns home disappointed. One evening, a young woman claiming to be a real princess seeks shelter from a storm in the prince's castle. The Queen Mother decides to test the validity of her claim by placing a single pea on a bedstead and piling twenty mattresses and twenty feather beds atop it. There, the young woman spends the night. In the morning, she tells her hosts she endured a sleepless night, being kept awake by something hard in the bed. The prince rejoices. Only a real princess possesses the delicacy to feel a pea through twenty mattresses and twenty feather beds. The two are married, and live happily ever after."
Just reassure me...
Consider yourself reassured.
:bored
BTW - how many gallons of coffe would it take to produce pee to soak through twenty mattresses and twenty feather beds?
HeavenlyOne
03-21-2008, 10:41 AM
There was a young evangelist who came to my church once and spoke about an experience with his son that frightened him and his wife.
His wife was changing the baby's clothes and noticed that his legs were blue. They were warm, he wasn't in pain, but they were blue.
They took him to the ER. The doctor examined him, removing his little blue jeans from his legs.....
Yeah...they were new blue jeans and had bled onto his legs...LOL!
It was a good lesson!! LOL!
The bill was for stupidity....which was what they were feeling.
tamor
03-21-2008, 10:53 AM
There was a young evangelist who came to my church once and spoke about an experience with his son that frightened him and his wife.
His wife was changing the baby's clothes and noticed that his legs were blue. They were warm, he wasn't in pain, but they were blue.
They took him to the ER. The doctor examined him, removing his little blue jeans from his legs.....
Yeah...they were new blue jeans and had bled onto his legs...LOL!
It was a good lesson!! LOL!
The bill was for stupidity....which was what they were feeling.
I don't know whether to :ursofunny or :tissue!!
That is funny but I feel sorry for the new mommmy who was worried about her baby!!
Mrs. LPW
03-21-2008, 11:03 AM
Consider yourself reassured.
:bored
BTW - how many gallons of coffe would it take to produce pee to soak through twenty mattresses and twenty feather beds?
***Defeated Sigh****
:tissue
Mrs. LPW
03-21-2008, 11:07 AM
I knew what you were talking about! :thumbsup :friend
Same here! We ALL knew what you were referring too... Don't worry friend! It's (him) we have to worry about....:ursofunny
Well for a minute there, I thought Americans didn't have fairy tales.
I should have expected that from Hoover!!!!
;)
LadyChocolate
03-21-2008, 11:12 AM
Well for a minute there, I thought Americans didn't have fairy tales.
I should have expected that from Hoover!!!!
;)
He is a tale all by himself!:ursofunny
:oops:aaa
:wasntme
Rhoni
03-21-2008, 11:24 AM
This explains a lot.
:reaction:reaction:reaction
steve p
03-21-2008, 12:12 PM
I once had a new pair of RED Converse All-Star basketball shoes......:kickcan
RandyWayne
03-21-2008, 12:13 PM
If you added some loud grungy blues rift to this title, you may have a hit in downtown Chicago!
berkeley
03-21-2008, 12:17 PM
I was pushed over the edge when I read about the purple dripping off...:laffatu
missdkendall
03-21-2008, 12:26 PM
I was pushed over the edge when I read about the purple dripping off...:laffatu
LOL!!! I was too!:amen
berkeley
03-21-2008, 12:32 PM
LOL!!! I was too!:amen
Eh,
How are you?
tamor
03-21-2008, 12:46 PM
I once had a new pair of RED Converse All-Star basketball shoes......:kickcan
Were your legs purple when you were wearing them? :woot
steve p
03-21-2008, 12:48 PM
Were your legs purple when you were wearing them? :woot
No....I didnt tie them THAT tight! BUT...as fate would have it....my feet began to sweat a bit....ever heard of PINK feet? :kickcan
:ursofunny
Michael Phelps
03-21-2008, 12:50 PM
Were your legs purple when you were wearing them? :woot
Why are purple legs ok, but purple eye shadow isn't?
I can see that a lot of Apostolic women will be going to bed with purple pajamas strapped around their eyes tonight!
Praxeas
03-21-2008, 12:55 PM
:party Try and guess why? I wonder if it has happened to anyone else my age?
Your secret admirer snuck in and dyed them that color? and yes that happens all the time to women your age....uh the secret admirer with dye part :ursofunny
missdkendall
03-21-2008, 01:02 PM
:ursofunnyWhy are purple legs ok, but purple eye shadow isn't?
I can see that a lot of Apostolic women will be going to bed with purple pajamas strapped around their eyes tonight!
:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny :ursofunny good one
Rhoni
03-21-2008, 01:05 PM
Your secret admirer snuck in and dyed them that color? and yes that happens all the time to women your age....uh the secret admirer with dye part :ursofunny
Well, I could think of prettier colors but hey...if he's into purple:ursofunny
tamor
03-21-2008, 01:13 PM
No....I didnt tie them THAT tight! BUT...as fate would have it....my feet began to sweat a bit....ever heard of PINK feet? :kickcan
:ursofunny
Nah, but I've heard of pink eye!! :party
tamor
03-21-2008, 01:14 PM
Why are purple legs ok, but purple eye shadow isn't?
I can see that a lot of Apostolic women will be going to bed with purple pajamas strapped around their eyes tonight!
:ursofunny:ursofunny
GIRL! You had me all scared-n-stuff! Thought you were probably having circulation troubles! But that is so funny!!! You dyed your legs! HA!!!
I used do do valet parking and one of the guys didn't have the money to buy new black dockers. So he dyed a pair of khakis black. Well, it rained cats and dogs during a valet event and he was dripping black dye all over the place. They couldn't let him valet after he got soaked. He took his sneakers off and his socks were black, took his socks off and his feet were purple! Not exactly colorfast dye.
tamor
03-21-2008, 01:44 PM
GIRL! You had me all scared-n-stuff! Thought you were probably having circulation troubles! But that is so funny!!! You dyed your legs! HA!!!
I used do do valet parking and one of the guys didn't have the money to buy new black dockers. So he dyed a pair of khakis black. Well, it rained cats and dogs during a valet event and he was dripping black dye all over the place. They couldn't let him valet after he got soaked. He took his sneakers off and his socks were black, took his socks off and his feet were purple! Not exactly colorfast dye.
Priceless!!
steve p
03-21-2008, 01:45 PM
GIRL! You had me all scared-n-stuff! Thought you were probably having circulation troubles! But that is so funny!!! You dyed your legs! HA!!!
I used do do valet parking and one of the guys didn't have the money to buy new black dockers. So he dyed a pair of khakis black. Well, it rained cats and dogs during a valet event and he was dripping black dye all over the place. They couldn't let him valet after he got soaked. He took his sneakers off and his socks were black, took his socks off and his feet were purple! Not exactly colorfast dye.
Im gona start wearing white EVERYTHING! :ursofunny
tamor
03-21-2008, 01:47 PM
Im gona start wearing white EVERYTHING! :ursofunny
Yeah, but then you might look like you've been in a wet t-shirt contest! :eek:
steve p
03-21-2008, 01:49 PM
Yeah, but then you might look like you've been in a wet t-shirt contest! :eek:
Trust me.....no one would notice... :ursofunny
tamor
03-21-2008, 01:54 PM
Trust me.....no one would notice... :ursofunny
Alrighty then!! :ursofunny:ursofunny
Hoovie
03-21-2008, 02:22 PM
GIRL! You had me all scared-n-stuff! Thought you were probably having circulation troubles! But that is so funny!!! You dyed your legs! HA!!!
I used do do valet parking and one of the guys didn't have the money to buy new black dockers. So he dyed a pair of khakis black. Well, it rained cats and dogs during a valet event and he was dripping black dye all over the place. They couldn't let him valet after he got soaked. He took his sneakers off and his socks were black, took his socks off and his feet were purple! Not exactly colorfast dye.
Still selling Real Estate Dora?
Rhoni
03-21-2008, 02:31 PM
This thread is cracking me up. Thank-you for the laughs today:)
Blessings, Rhoni
COOPER
03-21-2008, 02:32 PM
:party Try and guess why? I wonder if it has happened to anyone else my age?
BECAUSE YOU WERE DYING YOUR GRAY HAIR?????:ursofunny
tamor
03-21-2008, 02:57 PM
BECAUSE YOU WERE DYING YOUR GRAY HAIR?????:ursofunny
:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny
COOPER
03-21-2008, 02:59 PM
:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny
:killinme
Encryptus
03-21-2008, 05:17 PM
:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny
My Mom gave me a pair of black stretch PJ's and I have night sweats when I forget to take my hormones. I got in the bath this morning and saw my legs were purple and thought? I didn't think I was cold, maybe I should check the thermostat when I get out of the tub.
I began to shave my legs and the purple came dripping off:ursofunny then it dawned on me...the dye from those PJ's was all over me. :ursofunny
Just start sleeping the way your momma birthed you and you won't have such problems.
:ursofunny
Rhoni
03-21-2008, 06:45 PM
Just start sleeping the way your momma birthed you and you won't have such problems.
:ursofunny
LOL...now I know who you are:bliss:bliss
Rhoni
03-21-2008, 07:17 PM
had to be the pants thing, judgement for sure, lol, happy easter rhoni, dt:bliss
:tissue:tissue I knew it! LOL. Happy Easter to you too...I guess I have to spend mine repenting for wearing PJ's.:kickcan
Blessings, Rhoni
:party Try and guess why? I wonder if it has happened to anyone else my age?
You slept in your Stiletto's?
Rhoni
03-21-2008, 09:09 PM
You slept in your Stiletto's?
You have me confused with Renda:gaga
You have me confused with Renda:gaga
I once almost went to the doctor because my wife noticed my hands kept looking blue one saturday.
As a man would I told her I felt fine and brushed it off.
Then when I was going to bed and took my jeans off.
I realized that they were never washed and were new.
The blue dye was ever so slightly coming off the jeans as I put my hands in my pocket.
I have to admit I lived the whole day wondering if?
Can you imagine me in the emergency room and the staff having that laugh?
I once almost went to the doctor because my wife noticed my hands kept looking blue one saturday.
As a man would I told her I felt fine and brushed it off.
Then when I was going to bed and took my jeans off.
I realized that they were never washed and were new.
The blue dye was ever so slightly coming off the jeans as I put my hands in my pocket.
I have to admit I lived the whole day wondering if?
Can you imagine me in the emergency room and the staff having that laugh?
Better than the alternative.
Better than the alternative.
I know it was scary. I kept looking at the veins in my hands and arms.
I remember telling my wife that I felt lite headed.
That my arms felt heavy.
All from a fake result.
I did get the best treatment in months that day...
I did feel stupid because my wife wanted to call the church prayer line...
Now that would have been funny..
I know it was scary. I kept looking at the veins in my hands and arms.
I remember telling my wife that I felt lite headed.
That my arms felt heavy.
All from a fake result.
I did get the best treatment in months that day...
I did feel stupid because my wife wanted to call the church prayer line...
Now that would have been funny..
One can never have "too much prayer!"
It is interesting the power of our thoughts on our body's!
Rhoni
03-21-2008, 09:45 PM
Glad to know I am not the only one concerned about my body turning colors:O
Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us for wearing PJ's...OH DEAR GOD PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR I WEAR THE PJ's EVERY NIGHT!!! Hallowed be thy name...
....& help me to have a good attitude too!:D
Rhoni
03-21-2008, 10:47 PM
Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us for wearing PJ's...OH DEAR GOD PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR I WEAR THE PJ's EVERY NIGHT!!! Hallowed be thy name...
Dora,
I just love you:):ursofunny:ursofunny
Blessings, Rhoni
Rhoni
03-21-2008, 10:48 PM
....& help me to have a good attitude too!:D
Your avatar reminds me of the mucinex commercials..:tissue
Your avatar reminds me of the mucinex commercials..:tissue
Really? That is me in the mornings!
I am not a morning person!:bliss
Rhoni
03-21-2008, 10:52 PM
Really? That is me in the mornings!
I am not a morning person!:bliss
LOL:ursofunny:ursofunny I am totally a morning person, but I have apartment neighbors beneath me who have teenage boys and the music is blaring right now and I want to go to sleep, really I do but you know how it is in my haunted apartment:tantrum
LOL:ursofunny:ursofunny I am totally a morning person, but I have apartment neighbors beneath me who have teenage boys and the music is blaring right now and I want to go to sleep, really I do but you know how it is in my haunted apartment:tantrum
That would drive me crazy!
The older I get, the more I enjoy peace & quiet!
You should get a camera that is triggered by motion sensors!
Rhoni
03-21-2008, 10:56 PM
That would drive me crazy!
The older I get, the more I enjoy peace & quiet!
You should get a camera that is triggered by motion sensors!
My life is a drama. I enjoy driving to Houston because I have 4 hours of peace and quiet. Sometimes boring is a good thing:gaga
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