New Lapel Button Ideas for the Concerned Conservative Apostolics

[Nahum]

Okay guys, we need to help them out. The 2007 campaign season is in full swing and they are in desperate need of a new rallying cry. Last year they called themselves the "Concerned Conservative Apostolics". We need something fresh and new this year.

A new button will help all freakycons determine who is okay to fellowship with.

My recommendation is this;

I'm a Really Angry Concerned Conservative Apostolic

What do you think?

[StillStanding]

Real Apostolics Blasting Idealistic Debunk

RABID!

[Carpenter]

Okay guys, we need to help them out. The 2007 campaign season is in full swing and they are in desperate need of a new rallying cry. Last year they called themselves the "Concerned Conservative Apostolics". We need something fresh and new this year.

A new button will help all freakycons determine who is okay to fellowship with.

My recommendation is this;

I'm a Really Angry Concerned Conservative Apostolic

What do you think?

Here are a few...

http://www.amicidiangal.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/black-ribbon.jpg


http://www.shopmetrospy.com/cNcgraphics/Product_32_PrSpare2.gif

*Graphic removed by Admin*

[CC1]

The potential is beyond sloagans and for a whole new market of items. I suggest Rkentsmith author a new dictionary of his definitions of words. It will certainly be a "revelation" for 99.9% of people.

[rrford]

The potential is beyond sloagans and for a whole new market of items. I suggest Rkentsmith author a new dictionary of his definitions of words. It will certainly be a "revelation" for 99.9% of people.

Especially those who really think he was referring to a definition.

Man, CC1, you are like a dog with a bone that has no meat left on it. :slaphappy

[Digging4Truth]

How 'bout...

Eternal Damnation NO!!!! We won't go.

:)

[originalsecretplace]

Get Right or go south....

Better red than dead...


:P

[CC1]

Especially those who really think he was referring to a definition.

Man, CC1, you are like a dog with a bone that has no meat left on it. :slaphappy

I just think it is funny when to make a point someone really misses the boat like he did and then won't admit it.

I fully understand his angst and gripes with libs, the judgmentalism he has experienced from some, etc, etc. Just don't try to call it "legalism".

Any college professor would laugh him out of the classroom!!!!!!!!!:toofunny

[CC1]

Back to the subject at hand how about a button that says;

TV NOW.......................................NOT!!!!! !!!!!!!!

[Pressing-On]

LOL! This reminds me of when we went through a huge church split. The pastor's name had a color as part of his name and the people on his side would show up with bandannas tied around their sleeves or in their hair.

Totally stupid.

I told one of the women, "If you people are going to show up here like a bunch of rebels than you need to find another church."

[Guy]

How about this one:
http://www.walkingwithattitude.com/files/newsletters/No%20Tv%20sml.gif

[Guy]

or thishttp://www.pledgebank.com/pics/nomedia.jpeg

[rrford]

I just think it is funny when to make a point someone really misses the boat like he did and then won't admit it.

I fully understand his angst and gripes with libs, the judgmentalism he has experienced from some, etc, etc. Just don't try to call it "legalism".

Any college professor would laugh him out of the classroom!!!!!!!!!:toofunny

I think it is funny when a valid point is made and folks miss the boat like you did and then won't admit it. :slaphappy

Come on Bro. The point was not the definition. If you can get beyond and see that then his point is right and is dealing with the spirit of legalism and not judgmentalism.

[Ferd]

I like RABID a lot.

here is a great line they can use.

appropreately it is from the movie "Network" about the evil Television business.
"...I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

a take off would be
"...I'm as mad at hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

[Ferd]

The potential is beyond sloagans and for a whole new market of items. I suggest Rkentsmith author a new dictionary of his definitions of words. It will certainly be a "revelation" for 99.9% of people.

what gives? dont like being called a legalist? that one is reserved for dem bad corn servers?

[Nahum]

or thishttp://www.pledgebank.com/pics/nomedia.jpeg

That is classic!

I love it!

[Nahum]

I like RABID a lot.

here is a great line they can use.

appropreately it is from the movie "Network" about the evil Television business.
"...I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

a take off would be
"...I'm as mad at hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

Soooooo,

"I am a Rabid, Freaky Concerned, Conservative Apostolic"?

RFCCA

[Ferd]

One God
Liberal hating
Defenders

For
All
Real
Truthlovers!

[Digging4Truth]

How about...

To the the lost world...

"We are experiencing technical difficulties... Our technicians are working to bring you truth as soon as possible... until then... please enjoy TBN... we apologize for any eternal damnation this may cause"

:happydance :slaphappy :happydance

[The Mrs]

How about...

To the the lost world...

"We are experiencing technical difficulties... Our technicians are working to bring you truth as soon as possible... until then... please enjoy TBN... we apologize for any eternal damnation this may bring you"

:happydance :slaphappy :happydance


Oooooooooo!!!! :uhoh


:heeheehee

[Digging4Truth]

Oooooooooo!!!! :uhoh


:heeheehee

You know you liked it. :)

[originalsecretplace]

You can't handle the truth! -- A few Good Men

[Ferd]

One God
Liberal hating
Defenders

For
All
Real
Truthlovers!


This was funny I dont care who you are!

[originalsecretplace]

This was funny I dont care who you are!

He should have bolded the first letter of each word so we sllloooowwww people would get it the first time.


:slaphappy

[The Mrs]

You know you liked it. :)

I was just exclaiming over all the trouble your fixin' to get into! :toofunny

[Nahum]

One God
Liberal hating
Defenders

For
All
Real
Truthlovers!

Personally, I think this one stinks.

[Digging4Truth]

I was just exclaiming over all the trouble your fixin' to get into! :toofunny

:grumpy

I ain'ta skeereda no trouble.

:couch

[Ferd]

Personally, I think this one stinks.

truth is the soul of comedy?

[originalsecretplace]

truth is the soul of comedy?

No, it literally stinks.... :winkgrin

[Digging4Truth]

Luk 14:23 And the lord said unto the servant, Go out into the highways and hedges, and compel [them] to come in, that my house may be filled. But whatever you do... do NOT let me catch you using that infernal TV... Highways.. YES... hedges... YES... TV's... NO... signs on the side of the road... well....Let me get back with you on that one. That's a toughie.

:)

[The Mrs]

No, it literally stinks.... :winkgrin

Buwahahaha!!! :slaphappy

Took me a while...but I got it!!! :toofunny :toofunny :toofunny

[Digging4Truth]

Another....

1Cr 9:22 To the weak became I as weak, that I might gain the weak: I am made all things to all [men], that I might by all means save some.
1Cr 9:23 And this I do for the gospel's sake, that I might be partaker thereof with [you].
1Cr 9:24 But them TV watchers?... they can all burn in a devil's hell.... I ain't doin' that.

:)

[Praxeas]

LOL! This reminds me of when we went through a huge church split. The pastor's name had a color as part of his name and the people on his side would show up with bandannas tied around their sleeves or in their hair.

Totally stupid.

I told one of the women, "If you people are going to show up here like a bunch of rebels than you need to find another church."
Woah...was this in East Los Angeles?

[Ferd]

LOL! This reminds me of when we went through a huge church split. The pastor's name had a color as part of his name and the people on his side would show up with bandannas tied around their sleeves or in their hair.

Totally stupid.

I told one of the women, "If you people are going to show up here like a bunch of rebels than you need to find another church."

uhm... not that i really want to go down this rabbit trail but are you saying the ones that were sideing with the pastor were the rebels?

[South of I 90]

ACID

Apostolic Christians In Denial

:tiphat

[RevDWW]

Real Apostolics Blasting Idealistic Debunk

RABID!

Real Apostolics Blasting Ignoble Devilment

[RevDWW]

Apostolics Challenging Televison Stupidity

[CC1]

what gives? dont like being called a legalist? that one is reserved for dem bad corn servers?

Don't mind wearing any label that fits. Just don't tolerate absolute failures at analogies or lame attempts at "turning the tables" on someone by completely ignoring the real definition of words and making up ones own.

"if the glove don't fit you must aquit!!!"

[Ferd]

Don't mind wearing any label that fits. Just don't tolerate absolute failures at analogies or lame attempts at "turning the tables" on someone by completely ignoring the real definition of words and making up ones own.

"if the glove don't fit you must aquit!!!"

pft. I thought it was a great analogy. clearly liberty can become as legalistic as those who oppose the concept.

[Sam]

Apostolics Challenging Televison Stupidity


or maybe another variation on that like:

Apostolics Challenging Television Stupidly

[Sam]

How about a stop sign
or an extended palm like you are saying "stop, don't come any closer"
and then a quote from Isaiah 65:5 which says:
"Stand by thyself,
come not near to me;
for I am holier than thou."

[Ferd]

How about a stop sign
or an extended palm like you are saying "stop, don't come any closer"
and then a quote from Isaiah 65:5 which says:
"Stand by thyself,
come not near to me;
for I am holier than thou."

GREATNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sam]

In addition to this forum, I also belong to GNC and to one called Bible Talk.
The url for Bible Talk is
http://bibletalkcafe.com/forum/index.php
in case you may be interested.

I just received the following notification that I have a message on Bible Talk:

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[RevDWW]

or maybe another variation on that like:

Apostolics Challenging Television Stupidly

:slaphappy :slaphappy :slaphappy

It took several passes before I realized what you were getting at........

[Sam]

How about this?

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e177/SamBadger/stop.jpg


courtesy of Daniel Alicia

[rkentsmith]

I just think it is funny when to make a point someone really misses the boat like he did and then won't admit it.

I fully understand his angst and gripes with libs, the judgmentalism he has experienced from some, etc, etc. Just don't try to call it "legalism".

Any college professor would laugh him out of the classroom!!!!!!!!!:toofunny

Didn't miiss the boat.....just offered an observation....definitions will be preceded by one of the webster says discalimers......

But i see the concept still rankles you even after 32 pages

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

In addition to this forum, I also belong to GNC and to one called Bible Talk.
The url for Bible Talk is
http://bibletalkcafe.com/forum/index.php
in case you may be interested.

I just received the following notification that I have a message on Bible Talk:

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IMPORTANT: Remember, this is just a notification. Please do not reply
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The message they sent you was:

Post this at AFF ... for me ... in the

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Bro Sam,

If you post from others, be prepared to receive the infractions such posting brings.

:tiphat

[rkentsmith]

If the conservative guys said half the mean spirited things said here on this thread many here would go.....

Rabid.....

rab·id /ˈræbɪd/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[rab-id] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective 1. irrationally extreme in opinion or practice: a rabid isolationist; a rabid baseball fan.
2. furious or raging; violently intense:
3. affected with or pertaining to rabies; mad.

Thought to include the dictionary.com for the more legalistic amoung us......

[tv1a]

CC1 was correct. You do have a twisted definition of legalism. On the bright side it's nice to see you can put a thought together with out manipulating the meaning. I hope to see more of that in the future...

If the conservative guys said half the mean spirited things said here on this thread many here would go.....

Rabid.....

rab·id /ˈræbɪd/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[rab-id] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective 1. irrationally extreme in opinion or practice: a rabid isolationist; a rabid baseball fan.
2. furious or raging; violently intense:
3. affected with or pertaining to rabies; mad.

Thought to include the dictionary.com for the more legalistic amoung us......

[StillStanding]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e177/SamBadger/stop.jpg

Classic! :slaphappy

[rgcraig]

If the conservative guys said half the mean spirited things said here on this thread many here would go.....Rabid.....

rab·id /ˈræbɪd/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[rab-id] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective 1. irrationally extreme in opinion or practice: a rabid isolationist; a rabid baseball fan.
2. furious or raging; violently intense:
3. affected with or pertaining to rabies; mad.

Thought to include the dictionary.com for the more legalistic amoung us......
For that I've heard that you have to go to another forum.

[Sam]

Button,
button,
who's got the button?

[chaotic_resolve]

How about...

To the the lost world...

"We are experiencing technical difficulties... Our technicians are working to bring you truth as soon as possible... until then... please enjoy TBN... we apologize for any eternal damnation this may cause"
:tvhappy

[Rev Dooley]

Boy, if the best you can do is come up with a few pathetic slogans, well that is sad.
I have found that when someone begins namecalling, their position is weak. It's why they resort to something so banal.
NI

[Sister Alvear]

Oh for revival...

[Old Paths]

Oh for revival...



Hope springiest eternal.

[Sister Alvear]

I am a concerned old timer but above all I am concerned with atitudes...We can be right and still be wrong. Killing our brothers is also a sin. It would seem to me that we can believe something without killing someone that believes different.
I do not believe we have to embrace sin in any way and we do not have to go against our belief's or convictions but we can disagree without killing each other.

We have the power to choose our fellowship. Brother Alvear is a wise and kind man and I trust his leadership to guide us and our entire group to the promise land. I hope our sons that are in ministry follow his example of honesty, simplicity and love for the brotherhood.

[mfblume]

I am a concerned old timer but above all I am concerned with atitudes...We can be right and still be wrong. Killing our brothers is also a sin. It would seem to me that we can believe something without killing someone that believes different.

That is such a problem nowadays.

Before something like preterism was even an issue, post tribbers were giving pretribbers some concern. The oldtimers tell me that at first, in the 60's, there was innocent ribbing about it, and loving jokes, but it changed and turned into serious condemnation from one camp to the other. It has gotten worse since then in some circles.

[Sister Alvear]

I weep for those with Killer Instinks...
I have won many through love to Christ. Brother Blume I do not believe like you do about last days but our family would NEVER try to hurt you or your ministry. I guess that is why Brother Alvear and I often suffer we refuse to get inside "camps". We have our belief's and convictions but we leave room for love.
All or church folks know what we believe and teach but it is taught with sincerity of heart. What we believe we sincerely believe but we are not murders to murder the church across town...

[mfblume]

People so need good attitudes when it comes to dealing with those of contrary beliefs. Amonsgt Acts 2:38 believers, we are all still saved, and the bible told us to live peaceably with all men, especially those of the household of faith.

[Sister Alvear]

Beautiful Scripture, My Friend.

[warrior81680]

Is this the way to evangelize the lost, liberals?:

Start finding fault with everyone who does not agree with them, whether the fault is real or not, and ask everyone to join in?

Would it be agreeable with all of y'all liberals if I started a thread posting nonsensical signs regarding your character?

And before you start the "They do it/have done it to us all the time" howl, ask yourself if Jesus would do it.

It really does work. Honest.

God bless.

[Nahum]

Okay guys, we need to help them out. The 2007 campaign season is in full swing and they are in desperate need of a new rallying cry. Last year they called themselves the "Concerned Conservative Apostolics". We need something fresh and new this year.

A new button will help all freakycons determine who is okay to fellowship with.

My recommendation is this;

I'm a Really Angry Concerned Conservative Apostolic

What do you think?

It's been a while since we heard from our erstwhile angry conservative friends over at CAF? Whassup wid dat? Did Bro Riggen shut 'em down? Did they desert their posts?

[Rev Dooley]

It's been a while since we heard from our erstwhile angry conservative friends over at CAF? Whassup wid dat? Did Bro Riggen shut 'em down? Did they desert their posts?"angry conservative friends"???
I have found that the anger is often directed towards the conservatives as well.
Isn't this the pot calling the kettle black?

[tv1a]

Jesus whipped legalists worse the the devils whipped the seven sons of Sceva.

Jesus told the legalists their father was the devil. Jesus told the legalists they were as dead men walking. Jesus had little use for legalism.

Even Jesus could'nt stand the stench of legalism. Just continuing a Biblical principle established by our Lord and Savior in the Red Letter edition of the kjv...

Is this the way to evangelize the lost, liberals?:

Start finding fault with everyone who does not agree with them, whether the fault is real or not, and ask everyone to join in?

Would it be agreeable with all of y'all liberals if I started a thread posting nonsensical signs regarding your character?

And before you start the "They do it/have done it to us all the time" howl, ask yourself if Jesus would do it.

It really does work. Honest.

God bless.

[mfblume]

http://images.cafepress.com/product/84779407v3_150x150_Front.JPG
Hear no evil, See no evil, speak no evil.

(couldn't resist) lol

[deacon blues]

How bout:

"I am a Constipated Conservative Apostolic"?

[berkeley]

Condescending Conservative:
We're not looking down on you. You're looking up to us:::

[SoCalUltraConservative]

It's very unfortunate that our liberal brethren are engulfing hell. Soon hell's capacity shall overflow with liberals, they just might have a chance at heaven. If hell widens her mouth a little more, heaven might remain unpolluted with hell's liberal overflow.

[deacon blues]

It's very unfortunate that our liberal brethren are engulfing hell.

How can liberals be your brethren?

Soon hell's capacity shall overflow with liberals, they just might have a chance at heaven.

Thanks for leaving the door to heaven cracked open just a smidgen.


If hell widens her mouth a little more, heaven might remain unpolluted with hell's liberal overflow.

I just uttered a prayer for you. Be careful, be very careful.

[Ronzo]

It's very unfortunate that our liberal brethren are engulfing hell. Soon hell's capacity shall overflow with liberals, they just might have a chance at heaven. If hell widens her mouth a little more, heaven might remain unpolluted with hell's liberal overflow.
Nice


Do you kiss your mama's cheek with that mouth?

[Ferd]

We told Jesus NO TV!

?

[StillStanding]

TV - No Not One!

[rgcraig]

It's very unfortunate that our liberal brethren are engulfing hell. Soon hell's capacity shall overflow with liberals, they just might have a chance at heaven. If hell widens her mouth a little more, heaven might remain unpolluted with hell's liberal overflow.

Oh my gracious!

[Ferd]

"heaven might remain unpoluted with hell's overflow"


Renda, please ban that person.

[rgcraig]

"heaven might remain unpoluted with hell's overflow"


Renda, please ban that person.From heaven? I'm not admin there.:haloplug

[Ferd]

From heaven? I'm not admin there.:haloplug

LOL! that was funny.

[Ferd]

I suspect our friend isnt a real person. I suspect it is someone on the forum making a funny.

[Ronzo]

I suspect our friend isnt a real person. I suspect it is someone on the forum making a funny.
tweren't funny, so they didn't succeed.

[StillStanding]

I suspect our friend isnt a real person. I suspect it is someone on the forum making a funny.

I agree! Someone wanted to get a 'rise' out of the liberals! :tease

[Ronzo]

I agree! Someone wanted to get a 'rise' out of the liberals! :tease
It was one of the owners... "The Dean".


:cane

[SoCalUltraConservative]

I find many remarks here quiet insulting. Is this not an equal opportunity forum? I'd say give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together. Don't play with fire and become upset when burned!



"heaven might remain unpoluted with hell's overflow"


Renda, please ban that person.

[SoCalUltraConservative]

I'll request prayer from my congregation, will that suffice?How can liberals be your brethren?



Thanks for leaving the door to heaven cracked open just a smidgen.



I just uttered a prayer for you. Be careful, be very careful.

[Steve Epley]

Y'all are all real mad I see? I think I will stay out of this one.

[Sheltiedad]

How about a silhouette of an old man in a rocking chair with a spider web growing between the floor and the rocker?

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

I find many remarks here quiet insulting. Is this not an equal opportunity forum? I'd say give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together. Don't play with fire and get upset when burnt!

I believe you started with an insult.

It's very unfortunate that our liberal brethren are engulfing hell. Soon hell's capacity shall overflow with liberals, they just might have a chance at heaven. If hell widens her mouth a little more, heaven might remain unpolluted with hell's liberal overflow.

Damning a whole class of the members of this board to hell does not endear you to open discussion. Please do realize you are not going to be able to evangelize the entire board. You have to learn that fine line of give and take, or one of two things happen. First, The Admin will drop in on you for being contentious and offensive. Second, everyone will have you on ignore.

[Ferd]

Y'all are all real mad I see? I think I will stay out of this one.

No. not mad at all. had that same shot been fired at conservitives, my reaction would have been the same.

[rgcraig]

I believe you started with an insult.



Damning a whole class of the members of this board to hell does not endear you to open discussion. Please do realize you are not going to be able to evangelize the entire board. You have to learn that fine line of give and take, or one of two things happen. First, The Admin will drop in on you for being contentious and offensive. Second, everyone will have you on ignore.

Yeah, what he said.

[BrotherEastman]

Jesus whipped legalists worse the the devils whipped the seven sons of Sceva.

Jesus told the legalists their father was the devil. Jesus told the legalists they were as dead men walking. Jesus had little use for legalism.

Even Jesus could'nt stand the stench of legalism. Just continuing a Biblical principle established by our Lord and Savior in the Red Letter edition of the kjv...
What does your post have to do with the thread? Liberals are guilty of being legalistic, just as some conservatives are. Duhhhhh!

[Ferd]

I find many remarks here quiet insulting. Is this not an equal opportunity forum? I'd say give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together. Don't play with fire and become upset when burned!

I didnt find your comments to be insulting so much as dispicable. there is a difference. I am not a liberal so I am not in the line of fire.

the point however is that while disagreeing with liberals is perfectly fine, being the south bound end of a north bound mule is not fine.

[Coonskinner]

I didnt find your comments to be insulting so much as dispicable. there is a difference. I am not a liberal so I am not in the line of fire.

the point however is that while disagreeing with liberals is perfectly fine, being the south bound end of a north bound mule is not fine.

Ferd, as a man who has often used the analogy you used, allow me to make a correction...

You should have said, "The south end of a northbound mule."

If the mule is northbound, the south end will also be northbound, even if it is facing the south.

[Ronzo]

Ferd, as a man who has often used the analogy you used, allow me to make a correction...

You should have said, "The south end of a northbound mule."

If the mule is northbound, the south end will also be northbound, even if it is facing the south.
He's got you there, Ferd. lol

[berkeley]

:lol

[Sister Alvear]

I really think we need to pray...sometimes we may be right on a given situation but worng in attitude...Let's all pray that even in differences we can be kind.

[Coonskinner]

He's got you there, Ferd. lol

A mules back end is one of the few things that doesn't ravel in the direction it is looking. :)

[Ronzo]

A mules back end is one of the few things that doesn't ravel in the direction it is looking. :)
As someone who has seen the view from that end, and resembled the thing of which you speak a time or two, I can affirm that you are truly correct.

[Coonskinner]

As someone who has seen the view from that end, and resembled the thing of which you speak a time or two, I can affirm that you are truly correct.

Ron, I share your view, and can totally relate.:)

Talk about "If thine eye be single..."

:lol

[Coonskinner]

I just got an idea for the name of a blog someone could write...

"The View from Above the Crupper"

[Coonskinner]

I just got an idea for the name of a blog someone could write...

"The View from Above the Crupper"

Extra credit if you know what a crupper is without having to look it up.:)

[Ronzo]

Extra credit if you know what a crupper is without having to look it up.:)
I had to look it up.

Should we volunteer Danny for the job? He gets all the good ones.

[Coonskinner]

I had to look it up.

Should we volunteer Danny for the job? He gets all the good ones.

Yes, let's.

That would make a good title for his Blog.:)

[StillStanding]

Get'r Done - Vote NO!

[SoCalUltraConservative]

This blog of lapel buttons, doesn't its contents ridicule the conservative party?


Damning a whole class of the members of this board to hell does not endear you to open discussion. Please do realize you are not going to be able to evangelize the entire board. You have to learn that fine line of give and take, or one of two things happen. First, The Admin will drop in on you for being contentious and offensive. Second, everyone will have you on ignore.

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

This blog of lapel buttons, doesn't its contents ridicule the conservative party?

I believe it was the Conservatives in a meeting in Houston that presented such a button......:poloroid

[StillStanding]

This blog of lapel buttons, doesn't its contents ridicule the conservative party?
Are the conservatives having a party? :party

[chaotic_resolve]

It's very unfortunate that our liberal brethren are engulfing hell. Soon hell's capacity shall overflow with liberals, they just might have a chance at heaven. If hell widens her mouth a little more, heaven might remain unpolluted with hell's liberal overflow.
:search

SCUC - Welcome to AFF. Lucky I'm a moderate and not a damned to hell liberal as written above. *whew* :haloplug

Have a great day!

:sshhh Mods . . . don't ban this person. I need these fun little tidbits of sarcastic damnation to brighten my day.

:cane

[berkeley]

I am a liberal! I think...

[Ronzo]

I am a liberal! I think...
According to some... If you think, you can't be a liberal.

[berkeley]

According to some... If you think, you can't be a liberal.

:lol

[berkeley]

....I think that's backwards... if you think, you can't be a conservative (they do the thinking for you)

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

Are the conservatives having a party? :party

I had not heard of a party.... :girlpopcorn

....I think that's backwards... if you think, you can't be a conservative (they do the thinking for you)

This as well is not quite true. :club

[SoCalUltraConservative]

Actually conservatives think while liberals follow the crowds.


....I think that's backwards... if you think, you can't be a conservative (they do the thinking for you)

[Sheltiedad]

If conservatives think, then why is their biggest counter-argument that people have been sent a delusion when they are faced with facts?

[chaotic_resolve]

Moderates think even more . . . they have to discern between what's liberal and conservative and find the balance. :thumbsup

[SoCalUltraConservative]

I wonder if there's an icon of a smiley straddling the fence for my moderate friend chaotic?

Moderates think even more . . . they have to discern between what's liberal and conservative and find the balance. :thumbsup

[StillStanding]

Moderates think even more . . . they have to discern between what's liberal and conservative and find the balance. :thumbsup
The problem is everyone thinks they are a moderate!

To my non-church friends, I'm very conservative!
To my church fiends that know me well, I'm moderate!
To many of my AFF friends, I'm liberal!

[SoCalUltraConservative]

Expound on these facts friend.If conservatives think, then why is their biggest counter-argument that people have been sent a delusion when they are faced with facts?

[The Mrs]

The problem is everyone thinks they are a moderate!

To my non-church friends, I'm very conservative!
To my church fiends that know me well, I'm moderate!
To many of my AFF friends, I'm liberal!

:toofunny :toofunny :toofunny

[chaotic_resolve]

I wonder if there's an icon of a smiley straddling the fence for my moderate friend chaotic?

Nah, no straddling a fence . . . 'specially not them thar barbed wire ones! :lol

[Nahum]

Did CAF shut down?

[SoCalUltraConservative]

I'm curious, are there any UPC ministers here besides myself?

[SDG]

I'm curious, are there any UPC ministers here besides myself?

Quite a few ....:ernie

[Sheltiedad]

some of us are just offspring. :D

[Nahum]

I'm curious, are there any UPC ministers here besides myself?

You sound like Elijah. "I, and I alone, am left among all the prophets of Israel".

Maybe there are 700 UPC guys here?

[Ferd]

Ferd, as a man who has often used the analogy you used, allow me to make a correction...

You should have said, "The south end of a northbound mule."

If the mule is northbound, the south end will also be northbound, even if it is facing the south.

LOL! you got me Coonskinner! that is what happens when I have to post on the run. thanks for the correction!

[Kutless]

Imaonegodapostolictonguetalkinholyrollinheavenboun dbelieverbaptizedinjesusnamesetfreeatanalteronmykn eeswouldyoupardonmeifimnotashamed.

does that count?

[SoCalUltraConservative]

Odd you should say, both he and I have much similarities.You sound like Elijah. "I, and I alone, am left among all the prophets of Israel".

Maybe there are 700 UPC guys here?

[RevDWW]

The real question we need to ask is "Who's on the Lord's side?" :nod

[Ferd]

Actually conservatives think while liberals follow the crowds.

some of my best friends are conservitives.


so far, you have not proven to rank among them.

[Nahum]

Odd you should say, both he and I have much similarities.

How so?

1. You kill false prophets?
2. You don't like rain?
3. You can run really fast?
4. You like caves?
5. You disappear every so often in a chariot of fire?

[Kutless]

:lol:lolHow so?

1. You kill false prophets?
2. You don't like rain?
3. You can run really fast?
4. You like caves?
5. You disappear every so often in a chariot of fire?:lol:lol

[chaotic_resolve]

Odd you should say, both he and I have much similarities.

How so?
1. You kill false prophets?
2. You don't like rain?
3. You can run really fast?
4. You like caves?
5. You disappear every so often in a chariot of fire?

I was thinking either he's afraid of women . . .

Or he likes to whine about dying after having a great victory . . .

:haloplug :lol

[SoCalUltraConservative]

I was unaware of being entered in any rank nomination.

some of my best friends are conservitives.


so far, you have not proven to rank among them.

[Ronzo]

Imaonegodapostolictonguetalkinholyrollinheavenboun dbelieverbaptizedinjesusnamesetfreeatanalteronmykn eeswouldyoupardonmeifimnotashamed.

does that count?nope. sorry.

you're still not in the club.

Good bye!

[Kutless]

nope. sorry.

you're still not in the club.

Good bye!Fine........Can I be in your club Ronzo?

[SDG]

Fine........Can I be in your club Ronzo?

Application denied.

[Ronzo]

Fine........Can I be in your club Ronzo?
No.

You can't. I don't deem you worthy enough. None of you are, actually.

Take off, eh!

[Ronzo]

Application denied.
I burned yours.

[berkeley]

Fine........Can I be in your club Ronzo?

Application denied.

Dan's decision has been vetoed.

[Kutless]

Dan's decision has been vetoed.Berk....you are the new club president.

[berkeley]

Berk....you are the new club president.

I can not confirm nor deny.

[Ronzo]

I can not confirm nor deny.
RESPECT MY A-THORUH-TAY!!!!

[SoCalUltraConservative]

The acts of God through our lives. That's as much I'll elaborate.How so?

1. You kill false prophets?
2. You don't like rain?
3. You can run really fast?
4. You like caves?
5. You disappear every so often in a chariot of fire?

[BrotherEastman]

Did CAF shut down?
No, they changed websites.

[chaotic_resolve]

No, they changed websites.

Why's that? Did someone leak the website address? :lol

[BrotherEastman]

:happydanceThe real question we need to ask is "Who's on the Lord's side?" :nod
Oh, I know I know.....pick me..pick me! I'm on the Lord's side.:happydance:happydance:dancing:woohoo:amen

[Ronzo]

Why's that? Did someone leak the website address? :lol
Probably

[Forgiven]

Why's that? Did someone leak the website address? :lol

I suppose this means that the secret society has now become the secret, secret society :sshhh

[berkeley]

The founder of CAF had posted the address here. They are not exactly advertising, but CAF is no big secret.

[Ferd]

The acts of God through our lives. That's as much I'll elaborate.

excuse me if I fail to be impressed.

[SoCalUltraConservative]

I was simply answering a question. My intentions weren't to impress anyone. For that very reason I kept my answer short, for people who can't discern between boasting and a sincere answer.

excuse me if I fail to be impressed.

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

I was simply answering a question. My intentions weren't to impress anyone. For that very reason I kept my answer short, for people who can't discern between boasting and a sincere answer.

Oh, so now the liberals you seek to win over are not only lost, but also ignorant.

:club

[SoCalUltraConservative]

I said no such thing.Oh, so now the liberals you seek to win over are not only lost, but also ignorant.

:club

[StillStanding]

I was simply answering a question. My intentions weren't to impress anyone. For that very reason I kept my answer short, for people who can't discern between boasting and a sincere answer.

Please tell me that you are joking, because you fit the stereotypical ultra-con pastor that some try to convey on this forum. That's why I don't think you're for real! :)

[The Mrs]

I said no such thing.

Aahhh...but saying and implying are are two totally different things in your world I suppose??? :lol

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

Please tell me that you are joking, because you fit the stereotypical ultra-con pastor that some try to convey on this forum. That's why I don't think you're for real! :)

This gig is about up too... :club :club

[SDG]

Please tell me that you are joking, because you fit the stereotypical ultra-con pastor that some try to convey on this forum. That's why I don't think you're for real! :)

He's doing a stand OUT job .... leave him alone .....

[Ferd]

I was simply answering a question. My intentions weren't to impress anyone. For that very reason I kept my answer short, for people who can't discern between boasting and a sincere answer.

I dont know a prophet that makes the kind of claim you have either short or long.

I dont know you but i know that within your first 30 posts we got

"hey yall I am a prophet and most of you are going to hell."

that tells me something. it isnt good...about you.

[SoCalUltraConservative]

Which are you are licensed ministers with UPC?

[AGAPE]

is SoCalUltraConservative really THAD???????

[Rico]

is SoCalUltraConservative really THAD???????


Is Thad really a SoCalUltraConservative?

[SoCalUltraConservative]

You must be delusional. Are you a ventriloquist by chance?I dont know a prophet that makes the kind of claim you have either short or long.

I dont know you but i know that within your first 30 posts we got

"hey yall I am a prophet and most of you are going to hell."

that tells me something. it isnt good...about you.

[SDG]

You must be delusional. Are you a ventriloquist by chance?

Hey Ferd, Da's a fite in migh neybahood!!!!

[The Mrs]

You must be delusional . Are you a ventriloquist by chance?

It's obviously not Thad...I don't think he could spell those words correctly to save his life. :killinme

[SDG]

It's obviously not Thad...I don't think he could spell those words correctly to save his life. :killinme

Thought the same thing ....

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

I'm curious, are there any UPC ministers here besides myself?

Many including two of the owners. :search

[SoCalUltraConservative]

Which are whom?Many including two of the owners. :search

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

is SoCalUltraConservative really THAD???????

No, FOr tHe speuellIng and syntax is all correct. :lol

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

Which are whom?

Correction, THREE owners.

One is IAintMoving.

The other two are silent for now. :sly

[BrotherEastman]

Which are you are licensed ministers with UPC?
I am. There are alot more on here as well. Some are libs, some are mods, some are conservative like myself, then there is the ultra-cons.

[The Mrs]

Which are whom?

You don't need to be so stiff and formal here...

You can just say, 'Who are they?'

:lol

[BrotherEastman]

Correction, THREE owners.

One is IAintMoving.

The other two are silent for now. :sly
Sir, with all due respect, go easy on him.

[SDG]

Used to be, SCUC.

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

Sir, with all due respect, go easy on him.

Bro Eastman, no need to worry here. :highfive

Thank you for the kindness shown. :tiphat

(trying to answer his questions)

[The Mrs]

You don't need to be so stiff and formal here...

You can just say, 'Who are they?'

:lol

And for our resident rednecks, you could just make it real easy on 'em and just say 'Who?'

:search

[Ronzo]

I am. There are alot more on here as well. Some are libs, some are mods, some are conservative like myself, then there is the ultra-cons.
Then there are the Decepticons and the Autobots.



Transformers! More than meets the eye!

Transformers! Robots in disguise!

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics/transformers.jpg

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

I am. There are alot more on here as well. Some are libs, some are mods, some are conservative like myself, then there is the ultra-cons.

And the Hard Nosed Ultra-cons, which I was accused of.

:killinme

[SoCalUltraConservative]

Pleasure to meet you. How long have you been ministering?

I am. There are alot more on here as well. Some are libs, some are mods, some are conservative like myself, then there is the ultra-cons.

[BrotherEastman]

Bro Eastman, no need to worry here. :highfive

Thank you for the kindness shown. :tiphat

(trying to answer his questions)
I remember when I first started posting on here, it just takes a little getting used to thats all. LOL! You remember?

[BrotherEastman]

Pleasure to meet you. How long have you been ministering?
Welcome aboard preacher!!! I've been ministering for 5 years now.

[BrotherEastman]

And the Hard Nosed Ultra-cons, which I was accused of.

:killinme
me too

[StillStanding]

And for our resident rednecks, you could just make it real easy on 'em and just say 'Who?'

:search
:lol Or........Who day be? :D

[The Mrs]

:lol Or........Who day be? :D

Or...'Who dat?'

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

I remember when I first started posting on here, it just takes a little getting used to thats all. LOL! You remember?

Gotcha.

I have been on the net now since waaaaay back to about 92 or 93, so no, I cannot remember.

:IAM

[BrotherEastman]

;):DGotcha.

I have been on the net now since waaaaay back to about 92 or 93, so no, I cannot remember.

:IAM
Why you Ole ----! LOL!

[StillStanding]

Or...'Who dat?'
:lol

[Ferd]

You must be delusional. Are you a ventriloquist by chance?

do I need to review the tapes?

I think it was your 5th post where you said hell had opened its mouth for the liberals: Liberals are going to hell"

somewhere around post 21st post, you said you and Elisha had much in common.

so, i am not delusional but you may very well be.

anyone else see the irony here?

[The Mrs]

do I need to review the tapes?

I think it was your 5th post where you said hell had opened its mouth for the liberals: Liberals are going to hell"

somewhere around post 21st post, you said you and Elisha had much in common.

so, i am not delusional but you may very well be.

anyone else see the irony here?

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/_TheMrs_/Smileys/IronOut.gif

[Ferd]

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/_TheMrs_/Smileys/IronOut.gif


LOL! that is funny!

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

do I need to review the tapes?

I think it was your 5th post where you said hell had opened its mouth for the liberals: Liberals are going to hell"

somewhere around post 21st post, you said you and Elisha had much in common.

so, i am not delusional but you may very well be.

anyone else see the irony here?

Ferd, let it go Bro.

IF he is new, we don't want to scare him away.

:search

[The Mrs]

Ferd, let it go Bro.

IF he is new, we don't want to scare him away.

:search

And here I was just commenting a few weeks ago about how we don't put our new posters through a 'hazing ritual'! :lol

Poor guy!

Welcome aboard SCUC! :welcome

[Straightline]

And the Hard Nosed Ultra-cons, which I was accused of.

:killinme


You say that like it's a bad thing??



Underscore that with a
Straightline

[Admin]

Odd you should say, both he and I have much similarities.
More likely a similarity with a previously banned poster for life from NFCF and here, who swears up and down on GNC that he would NEVER EVER register here, EVER because this forum is just a bunch of carnal saints and ministers who love to gossip. Now he can say not only are we a bunch of gossipers, but liars to boot....minus one liar.

Everyone say goodbye to SoCalUltraConservative!

[The Mrs]

More likely a similarity with a previously banned poster for life from NFCF and here, who swears up and down on GNC that he would NEVER EVER register here, EVER because this forum is just a bunch of carnal saints and ministers who love to gossip. Now he can say not only are we a bunch of gossipers, but liars to boot....minus one liar.

Everyone say goodbye to SoCalUltraConservative!

Oopsies! :uhoh

Looks like somebody got BUSTED!!!

So long SCUC! :waving

That's gotta be the shortest 'welcome time' on AFF to date. :lol

[Sister Alvear]

Even though we are different..let's be NICE to one another....Mother Alvear

[BrotherEastman]

Even though we are different..let's be NICE to one another....Mother Alvear
Agreed.

[StillStanding]

Even though we are different..let's be NICE to one another....Mother Alvear

But Mother Alvear, what if I don't WANT to be nice! :sly

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

And the Hard Nosed Ultra-cons, which I was accused of.

:killinme

You say that like it's a bad thing??



Underscore that with a
Straightline

You are always welcomed here SL

Said with a straight face. :tiphat

[chaotic_resolve]

Awww . . . I was hoping SCUC would be around for a little while longer . . .

:tissue

[StillStanding]

Awww . . . I was hoping SCUC would be around for a little while longer . . .

:tissue
Me too! :)

[rgcraig]

Oopsies! :uhoh

Looks like somebody got BUSTED!!!

So long SCUC! :waving

That's gotta be the shortest 'welcome time' on AFF to date. :lol

Yeah, we'll miss ya BW!

[BrotherEastman]

Yeah, we'll miss ya BW!
AHHHHH! I see.:club

[The Mrs]

Yeah, we'll miss ya BW!

BWahahahaha!!! :killinme













Oh! Oops! Shame on me! Shame! *Mrs slaps hand* :blush

[BrotherEastman]

BWahahahaha!!! :killinme













Oh! Oops! Shame on me! Shame! *Mrs slaps hand* :blush
You are really getting a kick out of this aint cha? Shameful!

[The Mrs]

You are really getting a kick out of this aint cha? Shameful!

I know!!! Bad me! BAD!!!

Go to your room, Mrs!!!

:haloplug

[Ferd]

Sorry....sorta. I should be kind to the new folk but I had this one pegged early on.

bad is bad. and it did not represent Conservitism.

[BrotherEastman]

Sorry....sorta. I should be kind to the new folk but I had this one pegged early on.

bad is bad. and it did not represent Conservitism.
I'll pray that God will keep you outa hell brother. LOL!

[Praxeas]

Brainwashed?

[The Mrs]

Brainwashed?

Couldn't possibly be! :uhoh

He swore he'd NEVER, EVER, EVER register here, didn't he??? :girlpopcorn

[Praxeas]

Couldn't possibly be! :uhoh

He swore he'd NEVER, EVER, EVER register here, didn't he??? :girlpopcorn
Yup and didn't he claim we are all carnal and gossipers that he would never want to be a part of? :sly

[rgcraig]

Couldn't possibly be! :uhoh

He swore he'd NEVER, EVER, EVER register here, didn't he??? :girlpopcorn

Well, it's that creative lying......HE (Brainwashed) didn't!!!! :haloplug

[Ferd]

Yup and didn't he claim we are all carnal and gossipers that he would never want to be a part of? :sly

he is now claiming in other quarters that he was away from a computer all day. right.

[Ferd]

Well, it's that creative lying......HE (Brainwashed) didn't!!!! :haloplug

maybe he was speaking evangelisticaly?