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Mrs. LPW
05-18-2008, 04:47 PM
Hope this helps guys:

9 WORDS WOMEN USE


(1)Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2)Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing:This is the calm before the storm.This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5)Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8)Whatever:Is a women's way of saying Deleted word!

(9)Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

:)

Hoovie
05-18-2008, 04:56 PM
these instruction manuals usually come with ten "helps" or 'tips" now we are all wondering what the last, deleted tip was.... hmmmm ...

Mrs. LPW
05-18-2008, 05:04 PM
This list came via my mother... it didn't include a 10... not sure why and didn't ask :)
I bet we could come up with a good number 10.

rgcraig
05-18-2008, 05:57 PM
I would think those are for all men.

anapko
05-18-2008, 06:05 PM
Mrs LPW I would simplify this with just 2 rules:

1. Your wife is always right.

2. If your wife is wrong, refer to rule #1

Truthseeker
05-19-2008, 06:55 AM
Number one rule

1> Wives submit to your husband in everything.


Solves eveything!

Timmy
05-19-2008, 07:01 AM
My wife submits to me all the time. She submits a list of honey-dos.

Neck
05-19-2008, 07:02 AM
Whenever my wife starts a sentence with "Hey, Nate!" or "Nate, I was thinking".

It means I am just about ready to spend a Thousand dollars!

DanielR
05-19-2008, 07:40 AM
Whenever my wife starts a sentence with "Hey, Nate!" or "Nate, I was thinking".

It means I am just about ready to spend a Thousand dollars!

"I have been thinking" is the one phrase that scares me to death. That short phrase always costs me several thousand dollars.

Neck
05-19-2008, 07:58 AM
"I have been thinking" is the one phrase that scares me to death. That short phrase always costs me several thousand dollars.

That is the truth...

I thought I was alone in the world...

DividedThigh
05-19-2008, 08:09 AM
when i remarried a while back a wise friend told me, you get to be right or be happy when you are married, choose happy every time, dt lol

Neck
05-19-2008, 08:21 AM
when i remarried a while back a wise friend told me, you get to be right or be happy when you are married, choose happy every time, dt lol

Happiness does not come with being broke...

DividedThigh
05-19-2008, 08:55 AM
Happiness does not come with being broke...

amen to that bro, money dont mean much but it sure keeps the kids close, lol,dt:happydance

seguidordejesus
05-19-2008, 09:04 AM
No comment.

MissBrattified
05-19-2008, 09:54 AM
Number one rule

1> Wives submit to your husband in everything.


Solves eveything!

Number One Rule:

1. Husbands love your wives as Christ loved the church and gave Himself for it.

Solves everything! :)

JamDat
05-19-2008, 11:36 AM
I wish I would have read this before our argument this morning. :noidea

I don't know if it would have helped though. After all I'm just a man.

dizzyde
05-19-2008, 11:39 AM
Number One Rule:

1. Husbands love your wives as Christ loved the church and gave Himself for it.

Solves everything! :)

You took my line!! :toofunny :bliss :bliss

James Griffin
05-19-2008, 11:40 AM
Mrs LPW

Looks like you have yourself the basis for a best seller. :-)