!!!!!! Important question for the ladies!!!!!!!!!!

[Ferd]

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

[rgcraig]

I can.

LOL - - did you see some stupid woman putting her makeup on in the car?

[Ferd]

I can.

LOL - - did you see some stupid woman putting her makeup on in the car?


no my boss sent me a list of things to ponder. (we really do get a lot of work done around here)

another one was

if Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why is there a song about it?

[rgcraig]

Or if cars park in the drive way why do they drive on the parkway?

[Ferd]

Or if cars park in the drive way why do they drive on the parkway?

I have seen many women on the parkway putting on mascharia with their mouth all twisted and open.... its just wierd.

[rgcraig]

I have seen many women on the parkway putting on mascharia with their mouth all twisted and open.... its just wierd.

They need to do that in their driveways!

[Cindy]

This is true, one of my ex sisters-in-law put her make-up on while driving. One day she actually ran into a tree. Thankfully she wasn't hurt.

[Ferd]

They need to do that in their driveways!

better yet, keep that junk in their junked up bathrooms!

Oh how bless a man am I that my wife doesnt do any of that.... if for no other reason than my bathroom isnt a chemical plant!

[Cindy]

They make much kinder, gentler make-up now Ferd.
And no animals are hurt in the process............:bliss

[tamor]

no my boss sent me a list of things to ponder. (we really do get a lot of work done around here)

another one was

if Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why is there a song about it?


How about "If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from"??

[nahkoe]

I can.

LOL - - did you see some stupid woman putting her makeup on in the car?

I can too. lol

[rgcraig]

better yet, keep that junk in their junked up bathrooms!

Oh how bless a man am I that my wife doesnt do any of that.... if for no other reason than my bathroom isnt a chemical plant!

My bathroom is neat and orderly and I only have one tiny little bag of makeup. It's just not a big deal to me.

[Ferd]

How about "If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from"??

that is certainly an appropreate question for me! 8 weeks from having a baby in the house!

back to the subject at hand

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

[Elizabeth]

I think we open our mouths while putting on mascara is, it seems to help us open our eyes wider. Making it easier to put it on our eyes.

It just a guess-

[Rhoni]

Just like in fishing...it is all about how you position your mouth! I thought everyone knew that:)

[Ferd]

I think we open our mouths while putting on mascara is, it seems to help us open our eyes wider. Making it easier to put it on our eyes.

It just a guess-

so does that mean your poor husband has to put up with a chemical factory in his bathroom?

[Kae]

How about "If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from"??

Baby oil is made from....

http://hubpages.com/hub/Baby-Oil-Ingredients

[Elizabeth]

so does that mean your poor husband has to put up with a chemical factory in his bathroom?

What would we ever do with out all those chemicals??? hair spray, hair gel, lotion, deodorant, power, face cream, shaving cream, medicine and thats not including any other beauty products that I may or may not use :D

[rgcraig]

Also, I believe mascara use to be made out of bat poo - - ugh.

Composition
Modern mascaras can be divided in two groups: water resistant mascaras (often labeled waterproof) and non-water resistant mascaras.

Water resistant mascaras have a composition based on a volatile solvent (isododecane - an isomer of dodecane), animal-derived waxes (beeswax), vegetal based waxes (carnauba wax, rice bran wax, candelila wax), mineral origin wax (ozokerite, paraffin), pigments (iron oxide, ultramarine) and filmifying polymers. These mascaras do not contain water-sensitive moieties, offering an excellent resistance to tears, sweat or rain. As a result, these mascaras can only be removed with a specific make-up remover, able to dilute the dried mascara film.

Non water-resistant mascaras are based on water, soft surfactants (like triethanolamine stearate), animal-derived waxes (beeswax), vegetal based waxes (carnauba wax, rice bran wax, candelilla wax), mineral origin waxes (ozokerite, paraffin), pigments (iron oxide, ultramarine), thickening polymers (arabic gum, hydrophobically modified cellulose) and on preservatives. These mascaras can run under the effect of tears, but are easily removed with some soap and water.

Polymers in a water dispersed form (latexes) can bring some level of water resistance to the group of normally non-water resistant mascaras.

Waterproof mascaras are similar to oil-based or solvent-based paints. Non water-resistant mascaras behave like water based paints. For intermediate water sensitivity, mascaras and latex-based paints (acrylates) contain polymer dispersions.

[Monkeyman]

Lets really freak out FERD for a day...it is impossible to lick your own elbow...have fun FERD!!!!






*I know all of y'alls just tried it!!!!!*

[Cindy]

Lets really freak out FERD for a day...it is impossible to lick your own elbow...have fun FERD!!!!






*I know all of y'alls just tried it!!!!!*

Not if you are Gene Simmons.........:toofunny

[Encryptus]

I can.


I can too. lol

I CAN TOO !!!!!

Wait, what were we agreeing on here again?

[rgcraig]

I CAN TOO !!!!!

Wait, what were we agreeing on here again?

Who cares as long as you are agreeable! :bliss

[Ferd]

Lets really freak out FERD for a day...it is impossible to lick your own elbow...have fun FERD!!!!






*I know all of y'alls just tried it!!!!!*

not me! I didnt try it... but I can touch the end of my nose with my tongue!

[Cindy]

I CAN TOO !!!!!

Wait, what were we agreeing on here again?

If you are a woman, right on sister.
If you are a man, you must be a transvestite.

:toofunny

[Cindy]

not me! I didnt try it... but I can touch the end of my nose with my tongue!

Are your teeth removable?........:toofunny

[Ferd]

Are your teeth removable?........:toofunny

Nope!!

now, do YOU have a bathroom full of chemicals????

[Cindy]

Nope!!

now, do YOU have a bathroom full of chemicals????

NOPE!!

[Ferd]

NOPE!!

Your husband is blessed.

[dizzyde]

How about "If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from"??

EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! :toofunny

[nahkoe]

Your husband is blessed.

You have something against deodorant and soap? I don't think that'd be such a blessed husband to have a wife who didn't have some of those in her bathroom. Really.

[Encryptus]

If you are a woman, right on sister.
If you are a man, you must be a transvestite.

:toofunny

So what if I occasionally wear a dress, the apostles wore them all the time.

:boxing

[Cindy]

Your husband is blessed.

A fact I remind him of every chance I get.........:happydance

[Cindy]

So what if I occasionally wear a dress, the apostles wore them all the time.

:boxing

So you're a drag queen?

We were talking about putting on mascara while driving, if you are a man and do that...........
:redheels

[Encryptus]

So you're a drag queen?


:redheels

Never said when and where I wear my robe.

:toofunny

[Cindy]

Never said when and where I wear my robe.

:toofunny

I see you are avoiding the mascara question.............:toofunny

[James Griffin]

This thread is starting to remind of how hilarious I always thought it was when a couple "holiness" preachers I know taught against makeup at their church but let the studio put some on them when they made an occasional TV appearance.

[Cindy]

This thread is starting to remind of how hilarious I always thought it was when a couple "holiness" preachers I know taught against makeup at their church but let the studio put some on them when they made an occasional TV appearance.

Somehow I can just see Jesus shaking his head at his silly children sometimes.

:)

[Praxeas]

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
same reason men can't shave without scrunching their mouth to one side or the other?

[Cindy]

Ever watched musicians? They are almost always making funny faces while playing.

[rgcraig]

same reason men can't shave without scrunching their mouth to one side or the other?

Excellent point!

[James Griffin]

same reason men can't shave without scrunching their mouth to one side or the other?

I don't !!!

ROFLOL

[Monkeyman]

Ever watched musicians? They are almost always making funny faces while playing.Naw, you gotta feel the music, if you're a statue...you ain't playin'!!!

Music was made to make us MOOOOVE!! :happydance

[rgcraig]

I don't !!!

ROFLOL

Some would say you need to :boxing

[Monkeyman]

Excellent point!
No it isn't. we have to scrunch to make the skin more taught to get the close shave, duh to you and Prax!!!

[Elizabeth]

Ever watched musicians? They are almost always making funny faces while playing.

:toofunny

I have thought the same thing many times!

[rgcraig]

Naw, you gotta feel the music, if you're a statue...you ain't playin'!!!

Music was made to make us MOOOOVE!! :happydance

Love & Truth in Jackson has this fabulous bass player - - he WORSHIPS as he plays and I love to watch him! His whole body plays that thang!

[Ferd]

You have something against deodorant and soap? I don't think that'd be such a blessed husband to have a wife who didn't have some of those in her bathroom. Really.

i have sisters with bathrooms full of all kinds of crazy stuff.

deoderant and soap are not crazy stuff.

14 bottles of mascara, 82 shades of blue eye shadow and 172 different bottles of base etc, then all the noxus chemicals it takes to remove said items from the face is a bit more than a stick of secret and a bottle of liquid bath soap....

i am FOR deoderant
i am FOR soap!

[rgcraig]

No it isn't. we have to scrunch to make the skin more taught to get the close shave, duh to you and Prax!!!

Put your hand on your cheek and do it and it doesn't tighten up any more than ladies eyes are more open :blah, duh back to ya!

[Ferd]

Put your hand on your cheek and do it and it doesn't tighten up any more than ladies eyes are more open :blah, duh back to ya!

Since you are so smart, answer this question mrs smarty pants


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

[Praxeas]

I don't !!!

ROFLOL
judging from your profile that is clear :happydance

BTW I would not grow just a mustache or a goatee or any sort of styled beard because I find trimming it and taking care of it myself a chore. I can't even keep my "side burns" even.

[rgcraig]

Since you are so smart, answer this question mrs smarty pants


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

You must have done it! :happydance

No, morality comes from being in accord with standards of right or good conduct.

[rgcraig]

judging from your profile that is clear :happydance

BTW I would not grow just a mustache or a goatee or any sort of styled beard because I find trimming it and taking care of it myself a chore. I can't even keep my "side burns" even.

Stop turning your head when you trim them :toofunny

[Kay B]

Nope!!

now, do YOU have a bathroom full of chemicals????

There more likely full of copperheads.:bliss

[Kay B]

You have something against deodorant and soap? I don't think that'd be such a blessed husband to have a wife who didn't have some of those in her bathroom. Really.

Most of the chemicals in our bathroom belong to my husband.:gaga

[Mrs. LPW]

I have enough chemicals in my bathroom to make a bomb, I'm sure.

[rgcraig]

Mrs. LPW - you might want to reword that for safety sake.

[dizzyde]

Mrs. LPW - you might want to reword that for safety sake.

I was just thinking, it's a good thing she lives in Canada, otherwise, Mrs. LPW, you might want to stand away from your doors and windows!!!!

[Mrs. LPW]

Mrs. LPW - you might want to reword that for safety sake.

I'm a white chick from Boonieville Canada... doubt "they" will spend much time worrying about me!!!
:canada

But... "they're" welcome to come raid my hairspray and mousse collection if "they" wish. :)

[Mrs. LPW]

I was just thinking, it's a good thing she lives in Canada, otherwise, Mrs. LPW, you might want to stand away from your doors and windows!!!!

Now everytime a helicopter flies over I'll be wondering...

[dizzyde]

I'm a white chick from Boonieville Canada... doubt "they" will spend much time worrying about me!!!
:canada

But... "they're" welcome to come raid my hairspray and mousse collection if "they" wish. :)

Yea, yea, I've heard it all before, missy innocent-perfect-pants who never-ever got in trouble and was the apple of everyones eyes!!! :toofunny

[Cindy]

i have sisters with bathrooms full of all kinds of crazy stuff.

deoderant and soap are not crazy stuff.

14 bottles of mascara, 82 shades of blue eye shadow and 172 different bottles of base etc, then all the noxus chemicals it takes to remove said items from the face is a bit more than a stick of secret and a bottle of liquid bath soap....

i am FOR deoderant
i am FOR soap!

ugggghhhhhh, blue eye shadow is so passe.:gaga

[Cindy]

There more likely full of copperheads.:bliss

Yep, Got to go buy some moth crystals to keep em away from the house since we don't have a cat anymore.......:reaction

[Cindy]

Naw, you gotta feel the music, if you're a statue...you ain't playin'!!!

Music was made to make us MOOOOVE!! :happydance

Duh! Dancer here. I was talking about them moving their mouths, especially guitar players.

[Mrs. LPW]

Yea, yea, I've heard it all before, missy innocent-perfect-pants who never-ever got in trouble and was the apple of everyones eyes!!! :toofunny

I'm going to hire MM to interview some people... show you naysayers just how beloved and precious I really am!!!!
:tease

[dizzyde]

I'm going to hire MM to interview some people... show you naysayers just how beloved and precious I really am!!!!
:tease

Wait, here, let me help you adjust that halo!! :haloplug


:nahnah

[Mrs. LPW]

I know there are going to be people who are jealous of my many graces, I'm prepared to accept that. It is a burdon I must bear.

[Ferd]

I'm going to hire MM to interview some people... show you naysayers just how beloved and precious I really am!!!!
:tease

Sister I am sorry but just ask my sisters, I am the precious one!

[Cindy]

I know there are going to be people who are jealous of my many graces, I'm prepared to accept that. It is a burdon I must bear.

Bless your little heart, just keep telling yourself that.


















:D

[Mrs. LPW]

Sister I am sorry but just ask my sisters, I am the precious one!

It's good that you can admit that...

[Mrs. LPW]

Bless your little heart, just keep telling yourself that.

:D


:boxing

[Rhoni]

I read this thread and got a good pick me up! Thank you for starting my Saturday with a laugh...now on to aqua aerobics!

Have a Blessed day everyone, Rhoni

[nahkoe]

i have sisters with bathrooms full of all kinds of crazy stuff.

deoderant and soap are not crazy stuff.

14 bottles of mascara, 82 shades of blue eye shadow and 172 different bottles of base etc, then all the noxus chemicals it takes to remove said items from the face is a bit more than a stick of secret and a bottle of liquid bath soap....

i am FOR deoderant
i am FOR soap!

Ew...blue eyeshadow? No wonder you're against chemicals if that's the experience you've had!

I am quite relieved to hear that you are *for* deodorant and soap. Quite relieved. Especially living in Texas.