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LadyRev
05-22-2008, 12:26 PM
Why do men always forget to turn their directional light/blinker off when it does not automatically do so? Often going for miles before they notice it or until they need to turn in the opposite direction?

:D

Praxeas
05-22-2008, 12:32 PM
Why do men always forget to turn their directional light/blinker off when it does not automatically do so? Often going for miles before they notice it or until they need to turn in the opposite direction?

:D
Because they are looking in the mirror doing their makeup? Wait...you said men...don't you mean WOmen?

Ferd
05-22-2008, 12:34 PM
Men dont do that. we dont use or blinkers.

women leave their blinkers on.

it is quite maddening.

dizzyde
05-22-2008, 12:35 PM
Or, why do you need a women to get up from wherever she is sitting down to come into the kitchen, to help you find the ketchup (which is sitting eye-level in the front row of the top shelf) in the refrigerator? :boxing

Praxeas
05-22-2008, 12:37 PM
Or, why do you need a women to get up from wherever she is sitting down to come into the kitchen, to help you find the ketchup (which is sitting eye-level in the front row of the top shelf) in the refrigerator? :boxing
I can take a guess? The man put it in a special spot on the side shelf and the woman, with all malice, moved it.....Come on ladies give the guys a break...we KNOW where the ketchup is at. We are ASKING to make a point.... to make YOU come and show us where because YOU MOVED it. That is what you get for trying to play with our minds

DividedThigh
05-22-2008, 12:39 PM
that is funny, well i dont do makeup, and my wife fusses at me for not using blinkers, so ok, lol

dizzyde
05-22-2008, 12:47 PM
I can take a guess? The man put it in a special spot on the side shelf and the woman, with all malice, moved it.....Come on ladies give the guys a break...we KNOW where the ketchup is at. We are ASKING to make a point.... to make YOU come and show us where because YOU MOVED it. That is what you get for trying to play with our minds

WHATEV!!! :girlytantrum :toofunny

DividedThigh
05-22-2008, 12:48 PM
dont hide the condiments please, thanks, dt

Ferd
05-22-2008, 12:49 PM
Or, why do you need a women to get up from wherever she is sitting down to come into the kitchen, to help you find the ketchup (which is sitting eye-level in the front row of the top shelf) in the refrigerator? :boxing

BECAUSE WE CANNOT SEE THE KETCHUP!!!!!!

WHY CANT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT KETCHUP HIDES FROM US??????

DividedThigh
05-22-2008, 12:49 PM
yeah, woman wheres my supper, uh mhmmmmm, dt

Ferd
05-22-2008, 12:50 PM
I can take a guess? The man put it in a special spot on the side shelf and the woman, with all malice, moved it.....Come on ladies give the guys a break...we KNOW where the ketchup is at. We are ASKING to make a point.... to make YOU come and show us where because YOU MOVED it. That is what you get for trying to play with our minds

This is a very good point.

Encryptus
05-22-2008, 12:52 PM
Or, why do you need a women to get up from wherever she is sitting down to come into the kitchen, to help you find the ketchup (which is sitting eye-level in the front row of the top shelf) in the refrigerator? :boxing

Because we enjoy watching you walk across the room and want you to be near us?





















NAW but it sounded good.

dizzyde
05-22-2008, 12:59 PM
Because we enjoy watching you walk across the room and want you to be near us?





















NAW but it sounded good.


RUDE! :tissue

dizzyde
05-22-2008, 01:00 PM
BECAUSE WE CANNOT SEE THE KETCHUP!!!!!!

WHY CANT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT KETCHUP HIDES FROM US??????

Sooo, how long have you and ketchup had this problem? Are you guys talking to anyone about it, trying to work through your issues? :crazywalls

Encryptus
05-22-2008, 01:02 PM
RUDE! :tissue

Er sorry dizzyde.

BTW I have often wondered in your avatar. Which one is you and which is your sister?

(Was that better?)

DividedThigh
05-22-2008, 01:02 PM
i dont have the ketchup problem but i like the idea of my wife walking across the room to bring it to me, lol,dt

Ferd
05-22-2008, 01:03 PM
Sooo, how long have you and ketchup had this problem? Are you guys talking to anyone about it, trying to work through your issues? :crazywalls

every since you girls started collecting chemicals and storing them in our bathrooms....

yea we been telling yall to clean that junk up a long time. it doesnt seem to work!

dizzyde
05-22-2008, 01:03 PM
Er sorry dizzyde.

BTW I have often wondered in your avatar. Which one is you and which is your sister?

(Was that better?)

OHHH boy, it's getting deep in here now!! But, VERY good attempt!! :gaga :toofunny

dizzyde
05-22-2008, 01:04 PM
every since you girls started collecting chemicals and storing them in our bathrooms....

yea we been telling yall to clean that junk up a long time. it doesnt seem to work!

So the chemicals made it to your brain?? I thought that was the LORTAB!!!!

:happydance

dizzyde
05-22-2008, 01:05 PM
i dont have the ketchup problem but i like the idea of my wife walking across the room to bring it to me, lol,dt

UM HMM, typical, I'll be praying for your wife!! :boxing

Ferd
05-22-2008, 01:05 PM
So the chemicals made it to your brain?? I thought that was the LORTAB!!!!

:happydance

leave my lortab outta this.

HeavenlyOne
05-22-2008, 01:05 PM
Just like men to avoid the topic and talk about something else.........

Ferd
05-22-2008, 01:06 PM
wait. if I do something stupid blame the lortab.

dizzyde
05-22-2008, 01:10 PM
Just like men to avoid the topic and talk about something else.........



:highfive

Encryptus
05-22-2008, 01:11 PM
Just like men to avoid the topic and talk about something else.........

There was a topic?

Hoovie
05-22-2008, 01:14 PM
:highfive

Dizzy, which is Rufus, which is your sister, and which is you?

rgcraig
05-22-2008, 01:21 PM
Men DO leave the blinker on - I think the sound of it must be in their "deaf" range and we all know they never take their eyes off the road to see it actually blinking on the dash!

Rico
05-22-2008, 01:21 PM
I don't generally eat ketchup so I don't care where it is in the fridge!

Rico
05-22-2008, 01:23 PM
Because we enjoy watching you walk across the room and want you to be near us?





















NAW but it sounded good.

I like checkin out my wife as she walks across the room. Sista got a nice little bounce about her! Come on! :D

Praxeas
05-22-2008, 01:24 PM
Men DO leave the blinker on - I think the sound of it must be in their "deaf" range and we all know they never take their eyes off the road to see it actually blinking on the dash!
Most of the people I see with their blinkers left on are women

rgcraig
05-22-2008, 01:24 PM
I like checkin out my wife as she walks across the room. Sista got a nice little bounce about her! Come on! :D

Bounce is a nice way of putting it - - kind of like she's a little fluffy!

Rico
05-22-2008, 01:25 PM
The same reason women can't see the gas gauge I guess.

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!! :bliss

Baron1710
05-22-2008, 01:25 PM
Why do men always forget to turn their directional light/blinker off when it does not automatically do so? Often going for miles before they notice it or until they need to turn in the opposite direction?

:D

The same reason women can't see the gas gauge I guess.

LadyRev
05-22-2008, 01:25 PM
Men dont do that. we dont use or blinkers.

women leave their blinkers on.

it is quite maddening.

LOL!

I've followed far too many men cruising along at 55 or more with blinkers flashing with no turns in sight and no lane changes needed to believe men don't use blinkers. LOL!

And I honestly thought it was the women that tend not to use them. :)

DividedThigh
05-22-2008, 01:27 PM
UM HMM, typical, I'll be praying for your wife!! :boxing

thanks she needs it, lol,dt

dizzyde
05-22-2008, 01:30 PM
Dizzy, which is Rufus, which is your sister, and which is you?

:girlytantrum :girlytantrum

Ferd
05-22-2008, 01:40 PM
LOL!

I've followed far too many men cruising along at 55 or more with blinkers flashing with no turns in sight and no lane changes needed to believe men don't use blinkers. LOL!

And I honestly thought it was the women that tend not to use them. :)
must have been taught to drive by a woman.

real men dont use blinkers!

DividedThigh
05-22-2008, 01:43 PM
must have been taught to drive by a woman.

real men dont use blinkers!

it would seem so, lol, dt:blah

James Griffin
05-22-2008, 01:46 PM
must have been taught to drive by a woman.

real men dont use blinkers!

It be fair neither gender uses them in Houston !!!

LadyRev
05-22-2008, 01:47 PM
Just like men to avoid the topic and talk about something else.........

Just like men to never notice there WAS a topic! LOL! :)

DividedThigh
05-22-2008, 01:49 PM
i sense an attitude, lol, where is that coming from, oh about 50 miles north of me, dt

tamor
05-22-2008, 01:57 PM
Why do men always forget to turn their directional light/blinker off when it does not automatically do so? Often going for miles before they notice it or until they need to turn in the opposite direction?

:D

Cause they're going around the world to the left - (or right, whichever the case may be)!! :gaga

HeavenlyOne
05-22-2008, 01:59 PM
i sense an attitude, lol, where is that coming from, oh about 50 miles north of me, dt

Less than that, she's in GB!! LOL!

Timmy
05-22-2008, 01:59 PM
It be fair neither gender uses them in Houston !!!

There's a saying in Texas: if you see a car with its blinker on, it probably came that way.

HeavenlyOne
05-22-2008, 02:00 PM
My soon to be ex husband thought it was perfectly fine to be in the right hand lane and make left hand turns!!

DividedThigh
05-22-2008, 02:01 PM
Less than that, she's in GB!! LOL!

wow, i knew that attietude was strong, yikes, lol, dt

Ferd
05-22-2008, 02:01 PM
Why do women insist on having names for colors that are just stupid?

Like mauve? Dude its just purple! get over it!

and do you even know how many shades of TAN there are? and come on, TAN is really just a light brown anyway!

then there is salmon, fushia, lemon drop... the list is endless.

my wife told me my walls are eggshell. funny. they look WHITE to me!

DividedThigh
05-22-2008, 02:02 PM
My soon to be ex husband thought it was perfectly fine to be in the right hand lane and make left hand turns!!

you are blessed by his absence sis, that dont make a lick of sense, and is dangerous, lol,dt

DividedThigh
05-22-2008, 02:03 PM
Why do women insist on having names for colors that are just stupid?

Like mauve? Dude its just purple! get over it!

and do you even know how many shades of TAN there are? and come on, TAN is really just a light brown anyway!

then there is salmon, fushia, lemon drop... the list is endless.

my wife told me my walls are eggshell. funny. they look WHITE to me!

let her call it whatever ferd, less stress for you, lol, dt

rgcraig
05-22-2008, 02:04 PM
let her call it whatever ferd, less stress for you, lol, dt

There is a smart man!

P.S. Ferd, just don't let her paint anything mauve!

Ferd
05-22-2008, 02:04 PM
I just want these fine ladies who are picking on blinkers to come clean.

they all do such crazy stuff.

well? why all these nutty colors like WALNUT! Dude it BROWN

Ferd
05-22-2008, 02:05 PM
There is a smart man!

P.S. Ferd, just don't let her paint anything mauve!

i had a sister who wore burgundy hair for a while.

I always argued that it was really merlot...

we both knew it was purple.

tamor
05-22-2008, 02:06 PM
i had a sister who wore burgundy hair for a while.

I always argued that it was really merlot...

we both knew it was purple.

My oldest daughter dyed hers burgandy a few years ago. It was so cute!!

HeavenlyOne
05-22-2008, 02:09 PM
you are blessed by his absence sis, that dont make a lick of sense, and is dangerous, lol,dt

Yer telling me!! We were downtown Richmond one day when he decided to perform this manuever. Cost us $2700 from the other guy hitting us in the side....that was his damages. Thankfully, we had insurance to cover it, but I was VERY upset!!

Ferd
05-22-2008, 02:09 PM
My oldest daughter dyed hers burgandy a few years ago. It was so cute!!

once this same sister went for blond and got fire engine red. this was after a previous attempt that had a kind of green shade

that is where I came up with my hair standard

It is a sin to dye your hair....GET A PROFESSIONAL!

dizzyde
05-22-2008, 02:16 PM
Why do women insist on having names for colors that are just stupid?

Like mauve? Dude its just purple! get over it!

and do you even know how many shades of TAN there are? and come on, TAN is really just a light brown anyway!

then there is salmon, fushia, lemon drop... the list is endless.

my wife told me my walls are eggshell. funny. they look WHITE to me!

Oh, there is a huge difference between eggshell and white, trust me. I grew up around house painters, and they are adamant on that!! :reaction

What I don't get is puce? What in the world color is puce, and who gave it that name? Just going by the name alone, I don't think it is a color I would want to see!!

Ferd
05-22-2008, 02:18 PM
Oh, there is a huge difference between eggshell and white, trust me. I grew up around house painters, and they are adamant on that!! :reaction

What I don't get is puce? What in the world color is puce, and who gave it that name? Just going by the name alone, I don't think it is a color I would want to see!!

its probably a color that some man came up with to get back at his wife!

Ferd
05-22-2008, 02:21 PM
And what about Navajo white? its TAN people! (ie light brown)

it aint white at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dizzyde
05-22-2008, 02:21 PM
its probably a color that some man came up with to get back at his wife!

For allegedly hiding the ketchup bottle??? :bliss

Ferd
05-22-2008, 02:21 PM
and cyan? what in the world is that??

can anyone say BLUE?

Ferd
05-22-2008, 02:22 PM
For allegedly hiding the ketchup bottle??? :bliss

well, for at least for having all that nasty makeup junk in the bathroom...

which my lovely wife doesnt do (Thank God) she acutally HIDES the ketchup bottle.... on the middle shelf... in the front....at eye level...

Cindy
05-22-2008, 02:23 PM
Once when I was high, I followed a car over 20 miles with it's right blinker on waiting for them to show me where to turn.

Baron1710
05-22-2008, 02:23 PM
Ferd you are going to lose your man credentials if you keep explaining these colors!!!

Cindy
05-22-2008, 02:24 PM
well, for at least for having all that nasty makeup junk in the bathroom...

which my lovely wife doesnt do (Thank God) she acutally HIDES the ketchup bottle.... on the middle shelf... in the front....at eye level...

It's called hiding in plain sight. :toofunny

Cindy
05-22-2008, 02:26 PM
Ferd you are going to lose your man credentials if you keep explaining these colors!!!

shhhhh, he's studying to be an interior decorater. :D

rgcraig
05-22-2008, 02:27 PM
Once when I was high, I followed a car over 20 miles with it's right blinker on waiting for them to show me where to turn.

ROFL...............that's hilarious!!!!!!

Ferd
05-22-2008, 02:27 PM
Ferd you are going to lose your man credentials if you keep explaining these colors!!!

dude, I had to look it all up.

all I know is there is
white
black
red
yellow
blue
green
orange
purple

and that is pushing it.

I just looked this up on the internet.

did you know there is a color called Wewak?

what is that?

MissBrattified
05-22-2008, 02:29 PM
Men dont do that. we dont use or blinkers.

women leave their blinkers on.

it is quite maddening.

Agh! My husband does that ALL the time. It drives me bonkers. I've even been known to risk our collective lives and reach across him and switch the blinkers off!!!! :reaction

I haven't met any women who do this!

rgcraig
05-22-2008, 02:29 PM
dude, I had to look it all up.

all I know is there is
white
black
red
yellow
blue
green
orange
purple

and that is pushing it.

I just looked this up on the internet.

did you know there is a color called Wewak?

what is that?

Have you looked at Martha Stewart's paint names?????

Ferd
05-22-2008, 02:29 PM
Once when I was high, I followed a car over 20 miles with it's right blinker on waiting for them to show me where to turn.

...anytime you have to start a sentence with "once when I was high" things might get a bit dicy....

Ferd
05-22-2008, 02:30 PM
Have you looked at Martha Stewart's paint names?????

your kidding right? life was so much better when she was in jail.

Baron1710
05-22-2008, 02:32 PM
dude, I had to look it all up.

all I know is there is
white
black
red
yellow
blue
green
orange
purple

and that is pushing it.

I just looked this up on the internet.

did you know there is a color called Wewak?

what is that?

Sometimes ignorance is bliss. (Unless your Obama and you think you have visited 57 states and still have 2 to go)

Cindy
05-22-2008, 02:32 PM
...anytime you have to start a sentence with "once when I was high" things might get a bit dicy....

It was back in the day dude. Drugs are our friends........:toofunny

Cindy
05-22-2008, 02:33 PM
Sometimes ignorance is bliss. (Unless your Obama and you think you have visited 57 states and still have 2 to go)

I know, right. I think he forgot Canada and Mexico...........:toofunny

Ferd
05-22-2008, 02:33 PM
It was back in the day dude. Drugs are our friends........:toofunny

oh dont get me wrong. back in the day happens....


as for what drugs are... please see my sig line.

HeavenlyOne
05-22-2008, 02:36 PM
Once when I was high, I followed a car over 20 miles with it's right blinker on waiting for them to show me where to turn.

You mean, high as in the mountains, right????

Ferd
05-22-2008, 02:37 PM
this is a cool site

http://chir.ag/phernalia/name-that-color/

I always wanted to know what ecru was.... ITS JUST PLAIN WHITE!

Cindy
05-22-2008, 02:37 PM
You mean, high as in the mountains, right????

Not in East TX.......lol

HeavenlyOne
05-22-2008, 02:38 PM
dude, I had to look it all up.

all I know is there is
white
black
red
yellow
blue
green
orange
purple

and that is pushing it.

I just looked this up on the internet.

did you know there is a color called Wewak?

what is that?

Good thing Ferd is having a second son. He can keep those 8 crayons and never worry about his teenage daughter screaming about the colors she wants her bedroom painted!

Ferd
05-22-2008, 02:40 PM
Good thing Ferd is having a second son. He can keep those 8 crayons and never worry about his teenage daughter screaming about the colors she wants her bedroom painted!

Yea. Levi is getting a new room

accent colors are red and blue.

now my wife has come home with about 50 different reds and blues.

my question was, "what is wrong with just red and just blue"


Igothit.

HeavenlyOne
05-22-2008, 02:41 PM
Not in East TX.......lol

I just can't see that in you, and I don't even know you....LOL!

My late MIL once told me a story about how her youngest daughter came home high. She told her daughter that she was so funny, she wanted to see if it was really the drugs making her act that stupid or if she was, well, stupid.

So her daughter gave her a joint and she smoked it. I saw the videotape! I was in shock!! The woman never smoked nor did drugs ever, except that one time, and she was a church going woman! LOL!

rgcraig
05-22-2008, 02:41 PM
your kidding right? life was so much better when she was in jail.

Vintage Map - light blue
No. 2 Pencil - yellow
Seedling Green - beige w/ a green tint
Zen Garden Sand - white
Spring Drizzle - white w/gray tint

dizzyde
05-22-2008, 02:42 PM
Yea. Levi is getting a new room

accent colors are red and blue.

now my wife has come home with about 50 different reds and blues.

my question was, "what is wrong with just red and just blue"


Igothit.

In honor of your wife: :smack

Ferd
05-22-2008, 02:42 PM
Vintage Map - light blue
No. 2 Pencil - yellow
Seedling Green - beige w/ a green tint
Zen Garden Sand - white
Spring Drizzle - white w/gray tint

let me revise my statement

Life was so much better with her in jail, and I long for a return of those days.

she should be arrested for assult and battery on the color wheel.

HeavenlyOne
05-22-2008, 02:43 PM
Yea. Levi is getting a new room

accent colors are red and blue.

now my wife has come home with about 50 different reds and blues.

my question was, "what is wrong with just red and just blue"


Igothit.

Good thing you aren't Mormon. Can you imagine your 12 wives all telling you what colors they want their rooms???

BTW, just so you don't miss out on anything in life, please work on a Ferdette after Ferd III.

rgcraig
05-22-2008, 02:44 PM
let me revise my statement

Life was so much better with her in jail, and I long for a return of those days.

she should be arrested for assult and battery on the color wheel.

There's 350 of them!

Ferd
05-22-2008, 02:44 PM
Good thing you aren't Mormon. Can you imagine your 12 wives all telling you what colors they want their rooms???

BTW, just so you don't miss out on anything in life, please work on a Ferdette after Ferd III.

I keep trying to convince Mrs. Ferd.

she keeps pointing out all the families with either 3 girls or 3 boys.

and you know what? I have seen WAY more of those than 2 of one sex then a younger of the other....

it really is odd.

Ferd
05-22-2008, 02:45 PM
There's 350 of them!

ihatemarthastewart.

Cindy
05-22-2008, 02:47 PM
I just can't see that in you, and I don't even know you....LOL!

My late MIL once told me a story about how her youngest daughter came home high. She told her daughter that she was so funny, she wanted to see if it was really the drugs making her act that stupid or if she was, well, stupid.

So her daughter gave her a joint and she smoked it. I saw the videotape! I was in shock!! The woman never smoked nor did drugs ever, except that one time, and she was a church going woman! LOL!

I was a rebel AND stupid then!!!!

HeavenlyOne
05-22-2008, 02:52 PM
I keep trying to convince Mrs. Ferd.

she keeps pointing out all the families with either 3 girls or 3 boys.

and you know what? I have seen WAY more of those than 2 of one sex then a younger of the other....

it really is odd.

Throw out your Y bullets.

:D

Rico
05-22-2008, 02:52 PM
Once when I was high, I followed a car over 20 miles with it's right blinker on waiting for them to show me where to turn.

I sat a a stop sign once, waiting for the light to turn green. :toofunny

Cindy
05-22-2008, 02:53 PM
Throw out your Y bullets.

:D

Stop it, I almost fell outta my chair............:toofunny

Mrs. LPW
05-22-2008, 02:59 PM
Men dont do that. we dont use or blinkers.

women leave their blinkers on.

it is quite maddening.

This is true.

Cindy
05-22-2008, 03:01 PM
I sat a a stop sign once, waiting for the light to turn green. :toofunny

:toofunny

I was with friends once and the driver just sat at a light and kept saying I am just waiting for another color.

:toofunny

Cindy
05-22-2008, 03:02 PM
I sat a a stop sign once, waiting for the light to turn green. :toofunny

I was behind someone once that sat through the green light. When it turned red they drove through it. :toofunny

scotty
05-22-2008, 03:05 PM
Here is what I don't get,

What's with 50 different bottles and tubes of stuff lining the bath tub.

I could open my own Bed, Bath and Beyond but theres only a spoonful in each one!!

LadyRev
05-22-2008, 03:12 PM
The same reason women can't see the gas gauge I guess.

Hmmmm...then why do commercials always portray MEN in trucks running out of gas instead of women? :)

(Yes, I did say commercials as in TV commercials. I live in a real world, not a box.)

LadyRev
05-22-2008, 03:14 PM
must have been taught to drive by a woman.

real men dont use blinkers!

LOL! Well, my dad taught me to drive and he taught me to use blinkers!

scotty
05-22-2008, 03:15 PM
Well then I don't know what your talking about


cause I live in a box :crazywalls

LadyRev
05-22-2008, 03:16 PM
i sense an attitude, lol, where is that coming from, oh about 50 miles north of me, dt

The attitude was actually acquired after 23 years of Memphis TN drivers. :D

But the blinkers thing is something observed in multiple states.

Kay B
05-22-2008, 03:21 PM
Why do men not throw away EMPTY bottles of Cologne,After Shave instead of leaving them on the BR counter?
Why do they put empty containers in the fridge instead of the trash? ( or leave them out for women to put away)

Baron1710
05-22-2008, 03:23 PM
Hmmmm...then why do commercials always portray MEN in trucks running out of gas instead of women? :)

(Yes, I did say commercials as in TV commercials. I live in a real world, not a box.)

The problem in those commercial is they are driving a FORD but its Howie Long that shows up in a CHEVY to pick them up. If it was Carmen Electra picking them up you might have an argument.

LadyRev
05-22-2008, 03:24 PM
Face it guys...

Years ago women didn't drive. Thus, when they did start to drive the only teachers available were MEN. Thus if women drive badly, we come by it honestly. What excuse do you guys have?

:happydance

Baron1710
05-22-2008, 03:25 PM
Face it guys...

Years ago women didn't drive. Thus, when they did start to drive the only teachers available were MEN. Thus if women drive badly, we come by it honestly. What excuse do you guys have?

:happydance

Too busy watching out for all the women drivers, talking on cell phones, putting on makeup, etc. to take the time to turn off the blinker.

LadyRev
05-22-2008, 03:25 PM
Why do men not throw away EMPTY bottles of Cologne,After Shave instead of leaving them on the BR counter?
Why do they put empty containers in the fridge instead of the trash? ( or leave them out for women to put away)

LOLROTF!

And the list goes on! :D

LadyRev
05-22-2008, 03:27 PM
Too busy watching out for all the women drivers, talking on cell phones, putting on makeup, etc. to take the time to turn off the blinker.

Men putting on make up? LOL! OK then...

Baron1710
05-22-2008, 03:31 PM
Men putting on make up? LOL! OK then...

That didn't come out right...hmmm how can I blame a woman for that one.

HeavenlyOne
05-22-2008, 03:55 PM
Why do men not throw away EMPTY bottles of Cologne,After Shave instead of leaving them on the BR counter?
Why do they put empty containers in the fridge instead of the trash? ( or leave them out for women to put away)

ARGH!! My son does that!! I'm like, do you think I won't notice???

pelathais
05-22-2008, 05:24 PM
Why do men always forget to turn their directional light/blinker off when it does not automatically do so? Often going for miles before they notice it or until they need to turn in the opposite direction?

:D

Men dont do that. we dont use or blinkers.

women leave their blinkers on.

it is quite maddening.
Yeah... I'd say that this is a phenomenon more associated with those "others" other than men. Except certain catagories of men. For example:

A good man might keep the blinker on because he intends to use it again. Knowing that his next turn is the first right after the highway junction that comes up in about 20 minutes would cause this fellow to avoid the unneccessary movement of constantly turning his blinker off and on every 20 minutes or so. Such a conservation in blinker wear would add up considerably over time.

Also, a conscientious male automobile operator my leave the blinker on just to spite someone who may be sitting in the front seat next to him. After being told for the fourth or fifth time that "the Hendersons live in the Pine Valley subdivision!" (or wherever), a reasonable man might simply choose to leave the blinker on for a good 10 or 15 minutes just to show his intention of turning into the Pine Valley subdivision this time and not Oak Valley like he has on the last several visits to the Hendersons.

There's a reason behind these things. You just have to know the whole story. Like how Hank Henderson had boasted that he would buy a place in Oak Valley as soon as the sewer lines went in but never followed through thus causing a man to wonder if the sewer lines had ever been installed, thus necessitating what only appeared to be an absent minded detour through the "wrong" subdivision; which was not a detour at all but an attempt to ascertain the progress of the new development.

So you see, Lady Rev. was simply mistaken.

Ferd
05-22-2008, 05:49 PM
Here is what I don't get,

What's with 50 different bottles and tubes of stuff lining the bath tub.

I could open my own Bed, Bath and Beyond but theres only a spoonful in each one!!

I am with YOU!

Grasshopper
05-22-2008, 08:16 PM
Why do men always forget to turn their directional light/blinker off when it does not automatically do so? Often going for miles before they notice it or until they need to turn in the opposite direction?

:D

I like to have options. :lol

Scott Hutchinson
05-22-2008, 08:45 PM
We can't turn off the blinkers for fiddling with the radio.

LadyRev
05-23-2008, 09:13 AM
LOL! OK, you win the excuse award for sure. :toofunny

Yeah... I'd say that this is a phenomenon more associated with those "others" other than men. Except certain catagories of men. For example:

A good man might keep the blinker on because he intends to use it again. Knowing that his next turn is the first right after the highway junction that comes up in about 20 minutes would cause this fellow to avoid the unneccessary movement of constantly turning his blinker off and on every 20 minutes or so. Such a conservation in blinker wear would add up considerably over time.

Also, a conscientious male automobile operator my leave the blinker on just to spite someone who may be sitting in the front seat next to him. After being told for the fourth or fifth time that "the Hendersons live in the Pine Valley subdivision!" (or wherever), a reasonable man might simply choose to leave the blinker on for a good 10 or 15 minutes just to show his intention of turning into the Pine Valley subdivision this time and not Oak Valley like he has on the last several visits to the Hendersons.

There's a reason behind these things. You just have to know the whole story. Like how Hank Henderson had boasted that he would buy a place in Oak Valley as soon as the sewer lines went in but never followed through thus causing a man to wonder if the sewer lines had ever been installed, thus necessitating what only appeared to be an absent minded detour through the "wrong" subdivision; which was not a detour at all but an attempt to ascertain the progress of the new development.

So you see, Lady Rev. was simply mistaken.

DividedThigh
05-23-2008, 09:21 AM
your kidding right? life was so much better when she was in jail.

hey ferd, my wife loves martha and her books, i just let her have her fun, i read my spy novels and dream, lol,dt

Ferd
05-23-2008, 09:47 AM
hey ferd, my wife loves martha and her books, i just let her have her fun, i read my spy novels and dream, lol,dt

martha is of the debbel!

I have a standard against her!