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StillStanding
06-30-2008, 03:44 PM
I received an email and got this idea about a no-no list of standards we can all agree on! (cleaned up a little!)

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

8. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

9. Bikinis and liver spots

10. Short shorts and varicose veins

11. Inline skates and a walker

And the ultimate standard for the 'Older folks'.....................

12. Thongs and Depends

rgcraig
06-30-2008, 03:47 PM
Yep, have to agree with you!

Apocrypha
06-30-2008, 04:02 PM
12. Child sacrifice to idols for better crops

13. That CLC song about being a Pentecostal who rolls around and stuff

14. 45 minute topical sermons with less than 3 bible verses to justify the opinion ... errr... point being expressed.

Jermyn Davidson
06-30-2008, 04:02 PM
you guys are sick!!! :)

Pro31:28
06-30-2008, 04:03 PM
I received an email and got this idea about a no-no list of standards we can all agree on! (cleaned up a little!)

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

8. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

9. Bikinis and liver spots

10. Short shorts and varicose veins

11. Inline skates and a walker

And the ultimate standard for the 'Older folks'.....................

12. Thongs and Depends

Hmmm... a real marketing idea there??

Jermyn Davidson
07-10-2008, 11:39 PM
Now that's funny!!!

MissBrattified
07-10-2008, 11:42 PM
:jaw


:toofunny

Brad Murphy
07-11-2008, 12:04 AM
13. Don't tug on superman's cape.
14. Don't spit into the wind.

CC1
07-11-2008, 06:51 AM
LOL!!

Pro31:28
07-11-2008, 07:06 AM
I received an email and got this idea about a no-no list of standards we can all agree on! (cleaned up a little!)

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

8. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

9. Bikinis and liver spots

10. Short shorts and varicose veins

11. Inline skates and a walker

And the ultimate standard for the 'Older folks'.....................

12. Thongs and Depends

we have those all over DC, they are called "Segways"
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh203/fivesilkies/023.jpg

LadyRev
07-11-2008, 07:09 AM
Too Funny! :heeheehee

Esther
07-11-2008, 07:40 AM
I received an email and got this idea about a no-no list of standards we can all agree on! (cleaned up a little!)

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

8. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

9. Bikinis and liver spots

10. Short shorts and varicose veins

11. Inline skates and a walker

And the ultimate standard for the 'Older folks'.....................

12. Thongs and Depends

Number 8 I hear is now called a "Mushroom top" :)

Pro31:28
07-11-2008, 07:43 AM
Number 8 I hear is now called a "Mushroom top" :)

I have also heard it called a muffin top

Timmy
07-11-2008, 08:22 AM
I received an email and got this idea about a no-no list of standards we can all agree on! (cleaned up a little!)

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

8. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

9. Bikinis and liver spots

10. Short shorts and varicose veins

11. Inline skates and a walker

And the ultimate standard for the 'Older folks'.....................

12. Thongs and Depends

No 12 made me spew my coffee (almost)!!

Sherri
07-11-2008, 08:24 AM
That'll preach!!!