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StillStanding
06-30-2008, 03:44 PM
I received an email and got this idea about a no-no list of standards we can all agree on! (cleaned up a little!)
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
8. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
9. Bikinis and liver spots
10. Short shorts and varicose veins
11. Inline skates and a walker
And the ultimate standard for the 'Older folks'.....................
12. Thongs and Depends
rgcraig
06-30-2008, 03:47 PM
Yep, have to agree with you!
Apocrypha
06-30-2008, 04:02 PM
12. Child sacrifice to idols for better crops
13. That CLC song about being a Pentecostal who rolls around and stuff
14. 45 minute topical sermons with less than 3 bible verses to justify the opinion ... errr... point being expressed.
Jermyn Davidson
06-30-2008, 04:02 PM
you guys are sick!!! :)
Pro31:28
06-30-2008, 04:03 PM
I received an email and got this idea about a no-no list of standards we can all agree on! (cleaned up a little!)
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
8. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
9. Bikinis and liver spots
10. Short shorts and varicose veins
11. Inline skates and a walker
And the ultimate standard for the 'Older folks'.....................
12. Thongs and Depends
Hmmm... a real marketing idea there??
Jermyn Davidson
07-10-2008, 11:39 PM
Now that's funny!!!
MissBrattified
07-10-2008, 11:42 PM
:jaw
:toofunny
Brad Murphy
07-11-2008, 12:04 AM
13. Don't tug on superman's cape.
14. Don't spit into the wind.
Pro31:28
07-11-2008, 07:06 AM
I received an email and got this idea about a no-no list of standards we can all agree on! (cleaned up a little!)
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
8. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
9. Bikinis and liver spots
10. Short shorts and varicose veins
11. Inline skates and a walker
And the ultimate standard for the 'Older folks'.....................
12. Thongs and Depends
we have those all over DC, they are called "Segways"
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh203/fivesilkies/023.jpg
LadyRev
07-11-2008, 07:09 AM
Too Funny! :heeheehee
Esther
07-11-2008, 07:40 AM
I received an email and got this idea about a no-no list of standards we can all agree on! (cleaned up a little!)
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
8. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
9. Bikinis and liver spots
10. Short shorts and varicose veins
11. Inline skates and a walker
And the ultimate standard for the 'Older folks'.....................
12. Thongs and Depends
Number 8 I hear is now called a "Mushroom top" :)
Pro31:28
07-11-2008, 07:43 AM
Number 8 I hear is now called a "Mushroom top" :)
I have also heard it called a muffin top
Timmy
07-11-2008, 08:22 AM
I received an email and got this idea about a no-no list of standards we can all agree on! (cleaned up a little!)
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
8. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
9. Bikinis and liver spots
10. Short shorts and varicose veins
11. Inline skates and a walker
And the ultimate standard for the 'Older folks'.....................
12. Thongs and Depends
No 12 made me spew my coffee (almost)!!
Sherri
07-11-2008, 08:24 AM
That'll preach!!!
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