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James Griffin
07-21-2008, 09:29 PM
Now that you have reached the pinnacle of theological knowledge- a virtual ThD,


its time to go to a whole nuther level.....



For a limited time only you can receive your apostleship (for a very nominal processing fee)

For details contact:

ApostleJamesGriffin@gmail.com

SDG
07-21-2008, 09:30 PM
He's legit folks ...

http://www.addletters.com/pictures/diploma-generator/diploma-generator.php?school=AFF%20VIRTUAL%20SEMINARY&name=JAMES%20GRIFFIN&degree=Doctor%20of%20Theology&division=THE%20DIVISION%20OF%20BIBLICAL%20STUDIES&city=ST.%20LOUIS&state=MISSOURI&date=JULY%2021,%202008

James Griffin
07-21-2008, 09:31 PM
WOW Dan that's actually better done than my law degree !!!

:-)

SDG
07-21-2008, 09:44 PM
http://www.addletters.com/pictures/newspaper-generator/newspaper-generator.php?section=+++++++++++++++AFF+HERALD&headline=AFF+Virtual+Seminary+expands+to+offering+ Apostleship+for+small+fee

James Griffin
07-21-2008, 10:47 PM
http://www.addletters.com/pictures/newspaper-generator/newspaper-generator.php?section=+++++++++++++++AFF+HERALD&headline=AFF+Virtual+Seminary+expands+to+offering+ Apostleship+for+small+fee

You are priceless LOL !!!!!!!

PS Missed you tonight....

StillStanding
07-22-2008, 03:25 PM
I've always wanted to be an Apostle, maybe even a Pope. What are the prerequisites? :)

Pro31:28
07-22-2008, 03:28 PM
I've always wanted to be an Apostle, maybe even a Pope. What are the prerequisites? :)

I know that one of them would be to spend at least 5 hours a day on AFF (which unfortunately I now qualify for)... :boomm
Depending on who the board is though, according to another thread (Dr. Vaughn, Fundamental) I may have to bow out of the application process :tissue

Jack Shephard
07-22-2008, 03:29 PM
Is anyone on here able to declare sainthood over a person? I would love to be a 'St." Patron Saint of exercise!


:barbell: :bigweightlift: :water:

rgcraig
07-22-2008, 03:30 PM
You are priceless LOL !!!!!!!

PS Missed you tonight....

Reading the small print tells me other wise! :ursofunny

rgcraig
07-22-2008, 03:31 PM
I've always wanted to be an Apostle, maybe even a Pope. What are the prerequisites? :)

PM - get an exterminator!!!!!

Ferd
07-22-2008, 03:35 PM
Ehh, I was installed as Food POPE on NFCF. you guys got nuthen on me!

Cindy
07-22-2008, 04:23 PM
PM - get an exterminator!!!!!

Renda!!!!! That's his pet. :tease

Pro31:28
07-22-2008, 04:24 PM
Renda!!!!! That's his pet. :tease

I thought that was him!

Bro-Larry
07-22-2008, 08:27 PM
PM - get an exterminator!!!!!

Threadbugs!!:ursofunny:crazy

steve p
07-22-2008, 08:33 PM
I was deemed "St. Arbucks" ,,,patron saint of all the coffeeholics!!!! :ursofunny:ursofunny