View Full Version : AFF VIRTUAL SEMINARY -The Next Step
James Griffin
07-21-2008, 09:29 PM
Now that you have reached the pinnacle of theological knowledge- a virtual ThD,
its time to go to a whole nuther level.....
For a limited time only you can receive your apostleship (for a very nominal processing fee)
For details contact:
ApostleJamesGriffin@gmail.com
He's legit folks ...
http://www.addletters.com/pictures/diploma-generator/diploma-generator.php?school=AFF%20VIRTUAL%20SEMINARY&name=JAMES%20GRIFFIN°ree=Doctor%20of%20Theology&division=THE%20DIVISION%20OF%20BIBLICAL%20STUDIES&city=ST.%20LOUIS&state=MISSOURI&date=JULY%2021,%202008
James Griffin
07-21-2008, 09:31 PM
WOW Dan that's actually better done than my law degree !!!
:-)
http://www.addletters.com/pictures/newspaper-generator/newspaper-generator.php?section=+++++++++++++++AFF+HERALD&headline=AFF+Virtual+Seminary+expands+to+offering+ Apostleship+for+small+fee
James Griffin
07-21-2008, 10:47 PM
http://www.addletters.com/pictures/newspaper-generator/newspaper-generator.php?section=+++++++++++++++AFF+HERALD&headline=AFF+Virtual+Seminary+expands+to+offering+ Apostleship+for+small+fee
You are priceless LOL !!!!!!!
PS Missed you tonight....
StillStanding
07-22-2008, 03:25 PM
I've always wanted to be an Apostle, maybe even a Pope. What are the prerequisites? :)
Pro31:28
07-22-2008, 03:28 PM
I've always wanted to be an Apostle, maybe even a Pope. What are the prerequisites? :)
I know that one of them would be to spend at least 5 hours a day on AFF (which unfortunately I now qualify for)... :boomm
Depending on who the board is though, according to another thread (Dr. Vaughn, Fundamental) I may have to bow out of the application process :tissue
Jack Shephard
07-22-2008, 03:29 PM
Is anyone on here able to declare sainthood over a person? I would love to be a 'St." Patron Saint of exercise!
:barbell: :bigweightlift: :water:
rgcraig
07-22-2008, 03:30 PM
You are priceless LOL !!!!!!!
PS Missed you tonight....
Reading the small print tells me other wise! :ursofunny
rgcraig
07-22-2008, 03:31 PM
I've always wanted to be an Apostle, maybe even a Pope. What are the prerequisites? :)
PM - get an exterminator!!!!!
Ehh, I was installed as Food POPE on NFCF. you guys got nuthen on me!
Cindy
07-22-2008, 04:23 PM
PM - get an exterminator!!!!!
Renda!!!!! That's his pet. :tease
Pro31:28
07-22-2008, 04:24 PM
Renda!!!!! That's his pet. :tease
I thought that was him!
Bro-Larry
07-22-2008, 08:27 PM
PM - get an exterminator!!!!!
Threadbugs!!:ursofunny:crazy
steve p
07-22-2008, 08:33 PM
I was deemed "St. Arbucks" ,,,patron saint of all the coffeeholics!!!! :ursofunny:ursofunny
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