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Scott Hutchinson
07-22-2008, 03:13 PM
It's finally happening my wife is leaving me.
But she'll be back.
She is going to Impact tomorrow,see http://woodlawnchurch.cc
I guess I'll make it for a few days,I guess i'll go to subway or Mcdonalds for some grub.
My wife will proably be miserable without me.
Ron
07-22-2008, 03:14 PM
Whewwww!
I was thinking something else at first.

Glad to hear she is going to be ministered to!
Scott Hutchinson
07-22-2008, 03:17 PM
After living with me she needs ministering to.
rgcraig
07-22-2008, 03:20 PM
It's finally happening my wife is leaving me.
But she'll be back.
She is going to Impact tomorrow,see http://woodlawnchurch.cc
I guess I'll make it for a few days,I guess i'll go to subway or Mcdonalds for some grub.
My wife will proably be miserable without me. Lol....she'll probably enjoy the break!
Ferd
07-22-2008, 03:21 PM
I remember when I was a kid and mom would make these kinds of trips, Dad was a bear to live with!

So, the question is, are you difficult to live with with mama aint home???
Falla39
07-22-2008, 03:23 PM
It's finally happening my wife is leaving me.
But she'll be back.
She is going to Impact tomorrow,see http://woodlawnchurch.cc
I guess I'll make it for a few days,I guess i'll go to subway or Mcdonalds for some grub.
My wife will proably be miserable without me.

Bro. Scott,

You scared me there for a moment. I was hoping it was
something like this...but you never know!!! LOL!!

Blessings,

Falla39
embellisher
07-22-2008, 03:24 PM
Wow, I wondered at first why this wasn't in the Prayer Requests forum.:ursofunny
Scott Hutchinson
07-22-2008, 03:24 PM
The girls are going too.Payday is thursday I can go buy something without her permission.I ought sneak off to Saraland to the music store,wonder how much trouble I would get in.
Scott Hutchinson
07-22-2008, 03:26 PM
My wife has threatened to leave me before,but don't all women do that at certain times when their emotions are out of whack.
Mrs. LPW
07-22-2008, 03:28 PM
It's finally happening my wife is leaving me.
But she'll be back.
She is going to Impact tomorrow,see http://woodlawnchurch.cc
I guess I'll make it for a few days,I guess i'll go to subway or Mcdonalds for some grub.
My wife will proably be miserable without me.

You're a nutcase... you know you'll be the one lost without her!
U376977
07-22-2008, 03:29 PM
I am sure you will survive. My wife's last trip to MaMa and PaPa's with my two kids allowed me to; sleep until noon, eat fast food at home, use the bathroom without raising the seat, go hang out with a friend and not worry about a curfew, drink milk from the jug, walk around the house in my underwear, eat on the couch, and many other things that would put me in the dog house if I get caught. LOL
grace_seeker
07-22-2008, 03:45 PM
Scott, you are too nice of a guy for your wife to be leaving you.
ReformedDave
07-22-2008, 04:01 PM
My wife has threatened to leave me before,but don't all women do that at certain times when their emotions are out of whack.

Scotty boy, you know better than to say stuff like that. But to answer you........yes.
steve p
07-22-2008, 05:05 PM
Go to the music store......buy something.....then say it was her fault for leaving you with MONEY!!!!
Blessings Scotty ol' boy!
Aquila
07-22-2008, 06:51 PM
My wife has threatened to leave me before,but don't all women do that at certain times when their emotions are out of whack.

Yep. LOL

I told my wife that if she ever left me she'd be sorry because I'm the only one who would put up with her bad house cleaning. She threatened to have an affair...I told her have a good time because I'm still the only man who will put up with her. lol

Man, their emotions go nuts sometimes.
ReformedDave
07-22-2008, 07:20 PM
Yep. LOL

I told my wife that if she ever left me she'd be sorry because I'm the only one who would put up with her bad house cleaning. She threatened to have an affair...I told her have a good time because I'm still the only man who will put up with her. lol

Man, their emotions go nuts sometimes.

One time I told my wife that she was more attractive with her mouth shut.....Boy! That went over well.....:thumbsdown
Falla39
07-23-2008, 09:06 AM
One time I told my wife that she was more attractive with her mouth shut.....Boy! That went over well.....:thumbsdown

Bro. Dave,

That stuck me SO funny!:ursofunny:ursofunny I can just see it now! LOL!!

Blessings,

Falla39
tamor
07-23-2008, 09:29 AM
One time I told my wife that she was more attractive with her mouth shut.....Boy! That went over well.....:thumbsdown

I'm sure it did!!

:toofunny :toofunny
Ferd
07-23-2008, 09:31 AM
I just tell my wife, she has spent too many years training me. she dont want to start over!
jediwill83
07-23-2008, 09:51 AM
Hehe....we will take good care of her bro and pray her through....just kidding.
DividedThigh
07-23-2008, 09:59 AM
One time I told my wife that she was more attractive with her mouth shut.....Boy! That went over well.....:thumbsdown

i am surprised you lived thru that, yikes, lol
DividedThigh
07-23-2008, 10:01 AM
bro scott, you will be fine, all alone, hey you will be all alone, cool, lol
ReformedDave
07-23-2008, 10:30 AM
I'm sure it did!!

:toofunny :toofunny

Sometimes something comes over me......and it should be a net!
DividedThigh
07-23-2008, 11:11 AM
amen to that, dt
Scott Hutchinson
07-23-2008, 05:30 PM
I'm trying to figure what to eat for supper,I got a hot dog in the frig,but I was thinking about saving that for breakfast.
Trouvere
07-23-2008, 07:26 PM
Apple pie and ice cream three times a day.I am still snacking on wedding cake.lol.