LESBIAN SONG#1 on the Charts in America!

[StMark]

There is a song out called I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry. She was a Christian artist.
The song is number one on the charts and has had over 3 million hits on YouTube.
Allegedly, college girls have been involved in bi-sexuality and now the high school girls are involved.
It is supposed to be "in".

Any thoughts?

[berkeley]

It is wrapped up deep into our culture now. To many it's just not a big deal. The youth have been desensitized to it.

[MissBrattified]

Music is a powerful tool.

[StMark]

It is wrapped up deep into our culture now. To many it's just not a big deal. The youth have been desensitized to it.


True
I can't believe how rampant it is now. I was running errands today
and just everywhere you look geez..


I don't think it's as bad in the south and midwest though
but I might be wrong

[berkeley]

True
I can't believe how rampant it is now. I was running errands today
and just everywhere you look geez..


I don't think it's as bad in the south and midwest though
but I might be wrong

In the south they have to hide it. Those were the days, when people stayed inside the closet. Now it's like they don't even have the closet experience. :aaa

[live4him]

well i live in indiana where the college is, and they dont even know what a closet is, all they know that where you hang your clothes, it is a sad thing, it is bad in the schools, and the sad thing is people in the pentecostal movement they are singing and playing on the platform and they are excuse me- CLOSET QUEERS, i am not trying to be mean but st mark i think i told you recently that it was bad in indaian and i am serious,

[Carpenter]

The sky is falling...

Think about it, most music in this genre is for the sole purpose of shocking their parent's generation.

Well they did it.

How come no one on here is crying about how utterly awful hip hop music is?

They have us talking about it shaking our heads so I guess they are acomplished.

Its all about money and marketing and competitive advantage. I know our society is eroding but we are empowering them to become even worse to raise the shock factor bar because they KNOW that is what gives them exposure on FoxNews in prime time.

[live4him]

it is an epidemic, it is like cancer it is spreading, i think it is in the 4th stage,

[Carpenter]

well i live in indiana where the college is, and they dont even know what a closet is, all they know that where you hang your clothes, it is a sad thing, it is bad in the schools, and the sad thing is people in the pentecostal movement they are singing and playing on the platform and they are excuse me- CLOSET QUEERS, i am not trying to be mean but st mark i think i told you recently that it was bad in indaian and i am serious,

ooooh. Queers (sic) in Pentecost? Say it aint so!

[MissBrattified]

ooooh. Queers (sic) in Pentecost? Say it aint so!

:ursofunny

[live4him]

The sky is falling...

Think about it, most music in this genre is for the sole purpose of shocking their parent's generation.

Well they did it.

How come no one on here is crying about how utterly awful hip hop music is?

They have us talking about it shaking our heads so I guess they are acomplished.

Its all about money and marketing and competitive advantage. I know our society is eroding but we are empowering them to become even worse to raise the shock factor bar because they KNOW that is what gives them exposure on FoxNews in prime time.



i actually have been talking to some people on here about the hiphop music and they dont care what they sing about, it is absouletly ridicilous what they sing about, it is ashame

[live4him]

sometimes we wonder if we are really in church service when these people get up and sing and lead queers oh i mean choirs, and preach, its horrible

[Carpenter]

sometimes we wonder if we are really in church service when these people get up and sing and lead queers oh i mean choirs, and preach, its horrible

So do you sing along with them or do you go up and grab the mike and scream, "STOP THE MADDNESS you QUEERS!!!"

...because really that is what you should do.

[live4him]

So do you sing along with them or do you go up and grab the mike and scream, "STOP THE MADDNESS you QUEERS!!!"

...because really that is what you should do.

no i do not do that, and you act like a 5 year old, grow up carp, is that what you do or do you join them in there fun

[berkeley]

no i do not do that, and you act like a 5 year old, grow up carp, is that what you do or do you join them in there fun

I hope that is not written in the spirit in which I read it.

[Nahum]

ooooh. Queers (sic) in Pentecost? Say it aint so!

That word is so very offensive.

And I realize you were just echoing his post.

[live4him]

I hope that is not written in the spirit in which I read it.

first of all i get tired of his(carp)s smart mouth, yes i am a woman and do not needed to be treated like that, yes i have a small attitude - do you ever

[MissBrattified]

So do you sing along with them or do you go up and grab the mike and scream, "STOP THE MADDNESS you QUEERS!!!"

...because really that is what you should do.

:shocked:

Uh, Carp, if that's what God is speaking to your heart about, then YOU go do it.

I do wish there was some class at Bible College called "How To NOT Be An Effeminate Musician", or "How To Walk, Talk and Dress Like a Man Instead of a Metrosexual."

[berkeley]

:shocked:

Uh, Carp, if that's what God is speaking to your heart about, then YOU go do it.

I do wish there was some class at Bible College called "How To NOT Be An Effeminate Musician", or "How To Walk, Talk and Dress Like a Man Instead of a Metrosexual."

Maybe he's just sensitive. In touch with his emotions. (the musician)

[live4him]

:shocked:

Uh, Carp, if that's what God is speaking to your heart about, then YOU go do it.

I do wish there was some class at Bible College called "How To NOT Be An Effeminate Musician", or "How To Walk, Talk and Dress Like a Man Instead of a Metrosexual."

i wish so too.

[MissBrattified]

Maybe he's just sensitive. In touch with his emotions. (the musician)

Emotions aren't gender specific. That has nothing to do with anything. Men can cry their eyes out and still act like men.

[live4him]

Maybe he's just sensitive. In touch with his emotions. (the musician)



let me get this straight, I AM A WOMAN NOT A MAN,

[berkeley]

Emotions aren't gender specific. That has nothing to do with anything. Men can cry their eyes out and still act like men.

I was being sarcastic.

[MissBrattified]

I was being sarcastic.

Oh. :D

[berkeley]

let me get this straight, I AM A WOMAN NOT A MAN,

I was speaking of the generic musician. The guy that needs to take the "I'm not a gay musician" class at bible school.

Walk like a... no .. wrong song.

....big girls don't cry... biiiiig girls.. don't crayayay... they don't cry..

[live4him]

the problem with men, is they think if they cry they are sissys and they do not want to look like they are gay or something, so they act tuff so they dont cry

[Carpenter]

:shocked:

Uh, Carp, if that's what God is speaking to your heart about, then YOU go do it.

I do wish there was some class at Bible College called "How To NOT Be An Effeminate Musician", or "How To Walk, Talk and Dress Like a Man Instead of a Metrosexual."

I pass judgement on no man, I figger if the pastor can't or doesn't do something who am I to embarass myself?

That other person guy/gal is so worked up, I thought I would just give them
ya know...some advice.

[MissBrattified]

I pass judgement on no man, I figger if the pastor can't or doesn't do something who am I to embarass myself?

That other person guy/gal is so worked up, I thought I would just give them
ya know...some advice.

I see. :coffee2

Well, we have a very manly youth minister who graduated from IBC, so it must not be 100% corrupted!

[Carpenter]

no i do not do that, and you act like a 5 year old, grow up carp, is that what you do or do you join them in there fun

Well, I don't know that I have actually seen them on the platform during the worship part of the service having fun, they mostly do a good job of pretending. :D

[live4him]

I pass judgement on no man, I figger if the pastor can't or doesn't do something who am I to embarass myself?

That other person guy/gal is so worked up, I thought I would just give them
ya know...some advice.



carp if you are talking about me, i am not a guy, i know what i am, so you know what you are -or have you figured it out.:snapout

[Carpenter]

I see. :coffee2

Well, we have a very manly youth minister who graduated from IBC, so it must not be 100% corrupted!

When I was a senior in H.S., the church piano player who was in college, made a pass and it freaked me out...but mostly got me mad. He begged me to hit him in the face afterward. I was going to slap him just on principal, but I would have probably killed him.

:club:ursofunny

[MissBrattified]

carp if you are talking about me, i am not a guy, i know what i am, so you know what you are -or have you figured it out.:snapout

Huh?

[Carpenter]

carp if you are talking about me, i am not a guy, i know what i am, so you know what you are -or have you figured it out.:snapout

So, you have pretty good what they call...gaydar? How do you know all these music leaders on the platform in Indiana are gay or are they gay acting?

[Carpenter]

Huh?

Don't worry, I HAVE figured it out. :D

[MissBrattified]

Don't worry, I HAVE figured it out. :D

Well, I haven't!!! Figured out what she was saying, that is. I think it's clear that she's a she, if that's the point. :rolleyes2

[berkeley]

When I was a senior in H.S., the church piano player who was in college, made a pass and it freaked me out...but mostly got me mad. He begged me to hit him in the face afterward. I was going to slap him just on principal, but I would have probably killed him.

:club:ursofunny

For future reference. Don't "slap" a gay man. Slaps are 'feminine.'

[Carpenter]

Well, I haven't!!! Figured out what she was saying, that is. I think it's clear that she's a she, if that's the point. :rolleyes2

I went to visit the most famous glass blower in the world. When I saw he had an eye patch, I thought to myself, "Here is the most famous and most talented glass blower in the world, how good can he be if he can't even blow himself an eye?"

I think that is what she meant.

:D

[live4him]

So, you have pretty good what they call...gaydar? How do you know all these music leaders on the platform in Indiana are gay or are they gay acting?



i did not say they all are gay, i said there are some that are, not just in `1 church but in alot, well if they act it usually they are, most of the time,

[Carpenter]

For future reference. Don't "slap" a gay man. Slaps are 'feminine.'

That is why I said, based on principal, I almost slapped him...Believe me, I would have rather thrown a baseball into his face at 90mph but I didn't have one at the time.

[Carpenter]

i did not say they all are gay, i said there are some that are, not just in `1 church but in alot, well if they act it usually they are, most of the time,

I was afraid of a girl in Jr. High School who wore skirts and long hair, there was no doubt she could have kicked 90% of the boys butts in our class, the other 10% carried knives.

[live4him]

I went to visit the most famous glass blower in the world. When I saw he had an eye patch, I thought to myself, "Here is the most famous and most talented glass blower in the world, how good can he be if he can't even blow himself an eye?"

I think that is what she meant.

:D



you are the useless master of information

[MissBrattified]

I went to visit the most famous glass blower in the world. When I saw he had an eye patch, I thought to myself, "Here is the most famous and most talented glass blower in the world, how good can he be if he can't even blow himself an eye?"

I think that is what she meant.

:D

LOL!!! I love that!

[Carpenter]

you are the useless master of information

Finally!!!! :D

[Nahum]

This is a train wreck.

Into a nuclear power plant.

The train carrying dynamite.

And the engineer smoking.

[live4him]

carp you can be as hard nosed as ya want, it dont bother me, cause i do not let worms live under my skin.-------lol

[Carpenter]

This is a train wreck.

Into a nuclear power plant.

The train carrying dynamite.

And the engineer smoking.

Hey it is what you make it!




:D

[MissBrattified]

This is a train wreck.

Into a nuclear power plant.

The train carrying dynamite.

And the engineer smoking.

This could appeal to the adventurous types. Kamikaze pilots, no less.

[Carpenter]

carp you can be as hard nosed as ya want, it dont bother me, cause i do not let worms live under my skin.-------lol

I am not quite sure I know how to respond to this. I am not hard nosed, I am not trying to bother you, and for heavens sake, worms will only live under your skin if you force them to.

:D

[berkeley]

while we are somewhat on the topic, IMO, a person that possesses the 'gaydar' has a homosexual 'spirit'
That is different than noticing the obvious gay guy in his pink shirt and flaming hair.

[MissBrattified]

I am not quite sure I know how to respond to this. I am not hard nosed, I am not trying to bother you, and for heavens sake, worms will only live under your skin if you force them to.

:D

They have pills for that.

Recently I had sashimi[sp?], and thought of worms, and wondered if there was a good reason for drinking Saki...and then my mental images led to me wishing I had some [Saki]. :aaa

[live4him]

I am not quite sure I know how to respond to this. I am not hard nosed, I am not trying to bother you, and for heavens sake, worms will only live under your skin if you force them to.

:D


carp- your just carp- nothing will change that, :ursofunny

[berkeley]

They have pills for that.

Recently I had sashimi[sp?], and thought of worms, and wondered if there was a good reason for drinking Saki...and then my mental images led to me wishing I had some [Saki]. :aaa

I had sashimi this afternooon.. and there is sushi in the refrigerator..

[MissBrattified]

I had sashimi this afternooon.. and there is sushi in the refrigerator..

I love sushi...but sometimes my mind wanders too much...and Jeff had just read me a lengthy article about worms in raw fish, so it was fresh on my mind. :D

It took me 12 years of marriage to get my husband to eat medium-rare steak. LOL!!! He was brought up in a household where eating raw meat was a SIN!!! I say eating a well-done STEAK is a First Class Sin against one's taste buds.

[live4him]

if someone acts gay or even dresses like there gay than they are usually are gay

[berkeley]

if someone acts gay or even dresses like there gay than they are usually are gay

For the sake of my sanity, please use "they're" when you mean "they are".

[MissBrattified]

if someone acts gay or even dresses like there gay than they are usually are gay

There may be a difference between homosexuality and effeminacy, although both are condemned by scripture. :coffee2

I've known some homosexual men who acted very masculine, and some married men who acted like girls.

Not all lesbians act butch.

[Carpenter]

carp- your just carp- nothing will change that, :ursofunny

Loud and clear, just like you said,

carp if you are talking about me, i am not a guy, i know what i am, so you know what you are -or have you figured it out

[Carpenter]

if someone acts gay or even dresses like there gay than they are usually are gay

What if they act gay but do not dress like there gay, or what if they dress like there gay but are not?

[live4him]

There may be a difference between homosexuality and effeminacy, although both are condemned by scripture. :coffee2

I've known some homosexual men who acted very masculine, and some married men who acted like girls.

Not all lesbians act butch.



i agree but i do beleive that if a man has an infeminate spirit than he is carrying something, maybe

[MissBrattified]

i agree but i do beleive that if a man has an infeminate spirit than he is carrying something, maybe

Carrying something? Like a disease? What do you mean?

[live4him]

What if they act gay but do not dress like there gay, or what if they dress like there gay but are not?



i think they still carry a spirit a bad spirit

[Nahum]

i agree but i do beleive that if a man has an infeminate spirit than he is carrying something, maybe

What in the sam hill does this mean?

[berkeley]

i agree but i do beleive that if a man has an infeminate spirit than he is carrying something, maybe

carrying what?

[live4him]

Carrying something? Like a disease? What do you mean?

a homosexual spirit

[MissBrattified]

What if they act gay but do not dress like there gay, or what if they dress like there gay but are not?

:rolleyes2

Mirroring, I see. Not sure it will help in this case....

[live4him]

What in the sam hill does this mean?



ok if he acts like that, then abviously he wants to act like a woman, or he is just gay

[Nahum]

a homosexual spirit

How can a person carry a homosexual spirit?

Is it heavy?

[live4him]

How can a person carry a homosexual spirit?

Is it heavy?



ha ha porter

[berkeley]

How can a person carry a homosexual spirit?

Is it heavy?

Often the weight of the matter is not realized until after the burden has been lifted.

[Carpenter]

ok if he acts like that, then abviously he wants to act like a woman, or he is just gay

Ok, there is a lack of communication going on here, so now I am on live4him's side. You people have to contend with me now.

Ok live4him, it's you and me.

[Carpenter]

Often the weight of the matter is not realized until after the burden has been lifted.

Not necessarily, if your conscience is intact, you will realize the weight right away.

[berkeley]

Not necessarily, if your conscience is intact, you will realize the weight right away.

Carry it long enough and you forget that it is weighing you down.

[live4him]

Not necessarily, if your conscience is intact, you will realize the weight right away.



its called deliverance

[berkeley]

its called deliverance

How does that relate to his post?

[Carpenter]

Carry it long enough and you forget that it is weighing you down.

Not necessarily, you know when you are carrying something around that is suffocating you, blocking your vision, disrupting your hearing, you won't forget, you will just make a concerted effort to ignore it...but you will never forget.

....again, if your conscience is intact.

[live4him]

Carry it long enough and you forget that it is weighing you down.



i do agree 100%. so true- cause if ya give it to the Lord he will take it away

[Carpenter]

How does that relate to his post?

She meant that is the process by which the burden is lifted, deliverance.


...not the movie.

:D

[berkeley]

Not necessarily, you know when you are carrying something around that is suffocating you, blocking your vision, disrupting your hearing, you won't forget, you will just make a concerted effort to ignore it...but you will never forget.

....again, if your conscience is intact.

Oh, right.The conscience has to be intact. Mine was almost seared with a hot iron.

[Carpenter]

i do agree 100%. so true- cause if ya give it to the Lord he will take it away

Ok live4him, I quit, you are on your own. Sorry.

LD

[MissBrattified]

:wacko

[berkeley]

i do agree 100%. so true- cause if ya give it to the Lord he will take it away

The thing is, many people give it to the Lord, only to pick it back up again. :snapout

[Carpenter]

Oh, right.The conscience has to be intact. Mine was almost seared with a hot iron.

Every man knows his own conscience whether it be seared or whether it be healthy, it is still there.

[Nahum]

Train wreck, I tell ya.

[live4him]

How does that relate to his post?



whatever sin you need to be delivered from, whether it is being gay, he can take that sin and put it back in hell where it belongs,

[MissBrattified]

Train wreck, I tell ya.

You haven't hit the Eject Button yet.... :whistle

[berkeley]

Every man knows his own conscience whether it be seared or whether it be healthy, it is still there.

Is it not possible to kill the conscience completely?

[Nahum]

whatever sin you need to be delivered from, whether it is being gay, he can take that sin and put it back in hell where it belongs,

Sister,

Please read the following very carefully.
"But every man is tempted, when he is drawn away of his own lust, and enticed. Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death." James 1:14-15

The lust comes from within our own wicked hearts, not Hell.

[berkeley]

whatever sin you need to be delivered from, whether it is being gay, he can take that sin and put it back in hell where it belongs,

How do you put sin in hell? Your posting is familiar. Do I know you?

[Carpenter]

You haven't hit the Eject Button yet.... :whistle

I tried to save her, but it was like trying to salvage a phone number written on a piece of toilet paper in the rain...

[Nahum]

You haven't hit the Eject Button yet.... :whistle

I'm about to.

The wife and kiddies are down in Oklahoma.

I was bored.

Now I'm just annoyed. lol

I'm gonna go lay before the Lord.

[MissBrattified]

I'm about to.

The wife and kiddies are down in Oklahoma.

I was bored.

Now I'm just annoyed. lol

I'm gonna go lay before the Lord.


Really? Family here?

[live4him]

You haven't hit the Eject Button yet.... :whistle



i guess i will eject myself out of this forum and go to bed, you all have a good night, sorry you all are smarter than me, the way you talk. you talk over peoples head, like your real smart or something

[Carpenter]

Is it not possible to kill the conscience completely?

Not based on what the bible says. Unless I am mistaken, it only talks about a seared conscience not a dead conscience. If the conscience were to die, then the person would be dead.

[MissBrattified]

i guess i will eject myself out of this forum and go to bed, you all have a good night, sorry you all are smarter than me, the way you talk. you talk over peoples head, like your real smart or something

I'm sorry that I talked over your head. Hard to do, considering I'm only 5' 3.5".

[Carpenter]

i guess i will eject myself out of this forum and go to bed, you all have a good night, sorry you all are smarter than me, the way you talk. you talk over peoples head, like your real smart or something

Actually, we are just pretending, none of us are who we say we are.

Don't be offended.

[live4him]

How do you put sin in hell? Your posting is familiar. Do I know you?



no ya don't know me

[Carpenter]

I'm sorry that I talked over your head. Hard to do, considering I'm only 5' 3.5".

What are you talking about, you talk over my head and I am 6'1" ?

[Nahum]

Really? Family here?

Huge, massive family reunion.

I feel bad that I couldn't make it.








NOT!!!!

[berkeley]

Not based on what the bible says. Unless I am mistaken, it only talks about a seared conscience not a dead conscience. If the conscience were to die, then the person would be dead.

You are correct. I just now went over Romans chapter 1. I was going to ask if a reprobate has a conscience, but the chapter ends with:
Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

[MissBrattified]

Actually, we are just pretending, none of us are who we say we are.

I don't know. I think I'm a brat in real life, too. My husband would vote yes. His ringtone for me "witchy woman." :D (I love that song, btw.)

[live4him]

I'm sorry that I talked over your head. Hard to do, considering I'm only 5' 3.5".


thats how tall i am. so whatever

[berkeley]

no ya don't know me

You are right. I checked out your stats. Your tone sounds like my friend from Fresno.

[MissBrattified]

What are you talking about, you talk over my head and I am 6'1" ?

Pffffft. I've never talked over your head.

[Nahum]

I don't know. I think I'm a brat in real life, too. My husband would vote yes. His ringtone for me "witchy woman." :D (I love that song, btw.)

If only you knew what the witches knew?:tease

[MissBrattified]

I tried to save her, but it was like trying to salvage a phone number written on a piece of toilet paper in the rain...

Brutal.

[Carpenter]

If only you knew what the witches knew?:tease

oooh, that song says witchy?


man, I have some apologies to make...

[MissBrattified]

if only you knew what the witches knew?:tease

Buahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

[berkeley]

Brutal.

I thought it was :ursofunny

[berkeley]

oooh, that song says witchy?


man, I have some apologies to make...

:snapout

[the raven]

I have heard this song. I used the words in a sermon I preached to illustrate the perversity in which America as a whole and our youth of present indulge in with little thought to the implications of the same.

I might add that the side benefit of this song helped me to understand that I am a lesbian also as I have for many years enjoyed kissing a girl.

[MissBrattified]

oooh, that song says witchy?


man, I have some apologies to make...

Jeff says this occasionally:

"She is really a..[pause and the look]..witch." :whistle

[Nahum]

oooh, that song says witchy?


man, I have some apologies to make...


Puhleeze, we've had about enough of your poorly written apologies.

[Carpenter]

Pffffft. I've never talked over your head.

Yea right. Only in my wildest dreams could I have the common sense you have and especially have the way to be able to write it in words like you for understanding of everyone that would read it.

[Nahum]

I have heard this song. I used the words in a sermon I preached to illustrate the perversity in which America as a whole and our youth of present indulge in with little thought to the implications of the same.

I might add that the side benefit of this song helped me to understand that I am a lesbian also as I have for many years enjoyed kissing a girl.

Train wreck.

[MissBrattified]

Puhleeze, we've had about enough of your poorly written apologies.

Yes, and The Raven is hijacking Carp's thread as we speak, with huge words that make my eyes cross.

[berkeley]

I thought only a female could be a lesbian, and only a male could be described as gay.. and homosexual is specifically unspecific.

[Nahum]

Yes, and The Raven is hijacking Carp's thread as we speak, with huge words that make my eyes cross.

Even more than they normally do?

[MissBrattified]

Yea right. Only in my wildest dreams could I have the common sense you have and especially have the way to be able to write it in words like you for understanding of everyone that would read it.

Well, I have you all fooled. I only pretend to have common sense. :tissue

[Carpenter]

Yes, and The Raven is hijacking Carp's thread as we speak, with huge words that make my eyes cross.

...anyone can take a common word, toss it into google thesaurus and flash, you have uncommon words used to try and impress someone.

I say better to be pompous than eccentric.

[MissBrattified]

Even more than they normally do?

Watch it, buster. :club

[Carpenter]

Yes, and The Raven is hijacking Carp's thread as we speak, with huge words that make my eyes cross.

uh oh, I better go check it out.

[Nahum]

Why do so few people have common sense?

[Nahum]

Watch it, buster. :club

lol

[MissBrattified]

Why do so few people have common sense?

Hmmmmmm :hmmm :dunno

[the raven]

I thought only a female could be a lesbian, and only a male could be described as gay.. and homosexual is specifically unspecific.


Through the words of the song listed in the title of the thread, I have found that I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body! I digree!

The song in and of itself is diabolical, reprehensible and nefarious within the climes, conditions and reflectionism of christian culturistic anthropolagetics.

[berkeley]

Why do so few people have common sense?

Then maybe it should be called uncommon sense.

[berkeley]

Through the words of the song listed in the title of the thread, I have found that I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body! I digree!

The song in and of itself is diabolical, reprehensible and nefarious within the climes, conditions and reflectionism of christian culturistic anthropolagetics.

Point me to the lyrics

[smurfette]

Weird thread! I couldn't sleep so I decided to go online. Once again, weird thread!?!:crazy

[Nahum]

Weird thread! I couldn't sleep so I decided to go online. Once again, weird thread!?!:crazy

Train derailment.

[Carpenter]

Through the words of the song listed in the title of the thread, I have found that I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body! I digree!

The song in and of itself is diabolical, reprehensible and nefarious within the climes, conditions and reflectionism of christian culturistic anthropolagetics.

...so what you are saying is that you are a man who enjoys shoping for shoes, handbags, and you just can't get enough of Sex and the City?

Ok, I get it. I am confused, but I get it.

[the raven]

Point me to the lyrics

Do a search on google with the title of the song...I Kissed A Girl and I liked It...one of the sites will furnish the lyrics to this wonderful song.

I hope I used common enough lingo for those of you who enjoy ridiculing me for using words. It might surprise some of you to find that the King James version of the bible is equivelant today to a masters degree level education because of the dumbing down of linguistic ability.

[Carpenter]

Train derailment.

:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny

[Carpenter]

Do a search on google with the title of the song...I Kissed A Girl and I liked It...one of the sites will furnish the lyrics to this wonderful song.

I hope I used common enough lingo for those of you who enjoy ridiculing me for using words. It might surprise some of you to find that the King James version of the bible is equivelant today to a masters degree level education because of the dumbing down of linguistic ability.

HEY! My grandfather still prays using old English vernacular so I am offended when you say we have dumbed down linguistic ability.

Oh yea, any time any place, anywhere you want to compare linguistic abilities, you just say the word.



:D

[smurfette]

Train derailment.

Should I go back to bed or go on to another thread? My brain if fuzzy!:gaga

[MissBrattified]

Do a search on google with the title of the song...I Kissed A Girl and I liked It...one of the sites will furnish the lyrics to this wonderful song.

I hope I used common enough lingo for those of you who enjoy ridiculing me for using words. It might surprise some of you to find that the King James version of the bible is equivelant today to a masters degree level education because of the dumbing down of linguistic ability.

My Dear Ravenhearst,

The Bible is intellectually stimulating, and intelligently written--indeed, how could it be any less, considering The Source? Yet, in the manner of a true teacher, He allows it to be understandable by the common reader, and therein lies its true beauty and value.

Your linguistic abilities, however great they may or may not be, are not in the least comparable to the expertly woven scriptures.

Yours Truly,

Bratty.

[the raven]

...so what you are saying is that you are a man who enjoys shoping for shoes, handbags, and you just can't get enough of Sex and the City?

Ok, I get it. I am confused, but I get it.



Bro. I ain't down with that ya know what I'm sayin! Ain't no shoppin for no shoes, purses or bags...can ya feel me bra? Ain't no sex in the city, country or my 57 Chevy cuz I ain't gots no TV, VCR, DVD or BVD's.

Now if you want to slam yo ride and be livin large and kickin wit my entourage you got hip to the phat and you know there ain't no jive in that...ya feel wat I'm sayin ya'll?


I made this so common sense folk like Carp will stop baggin on me fore I pull out the stops while I still got a grin on my grill!

Peace Out ya'll!

[MissBrattified]

Should I go back to bed or go on to another thread? My brain if fuzzy!:gaga

Stay!!!! Just use the "New Posts" button to follow the action. That's the only way I can keep up.

[the raven]

My Dear Ravenhearst,

The Bible is intellectually stimulating, and intelligently written--indeed, how could it be any less, considering The Source? Yet, in the manner of a true teacher, He allows it to be understandable by the common reader, and therein lies its true beauty and value.

Your linguistic abilities, however great they may or may not be, are not in the least comparable to the expertly woven scriptures.

Yours Truly,

Bratty.


Well Bratty,


I gots a little sumtin sumtin that you can understand tho I ain't the one with the Master Plan - I can still bust a move with the gospel to man!

[Carpenter]

My Dear Ravenhearst,

The Bible is intellectually stimulating, and intelligently written--indeed, how could it be any less, considering The Source? Yet, in the manner of a true teacher, He allows it to be understandable by the common reader, and therein lies its true beauty and value.

Your linguistic abilities, however great they may or may not be, are not in the least comparable to the expertly woven scriptures.

Yours Truly,

Bratty.

:uhoh This is me standing, looking up...in awe.

[MissBrattified]

:uhoh This is me standing, looking up...in awe.


:snapout

[berkeley]

Bro. I ain't down with that ya know what I'm sayin! Ain't no shoppin for no shoes, purses or bags...can ya feel me bra? Ain't no sex in the city, country or my 57 Chevy cuz I ain't gots no TV, VCR, DVD or BVD's.

Now if you want to slam yo ride and be livin large and kickin wit my entourage you got hip to the phat and you know there ain't no jive in that...ya feel wat I'm sayin ya'll?


I made this so common sense folk like Carp will stop baggin on me fore I pull out the stops while I still got a grin on my grill!

Peace Out ya'll!

For shame...

[MissBrattified]

Ebonics?

[smurfette]

My Dear Ravenhearst,

The Bible is intellectually stimulating, and intelligently written--indeed, how could it be any less, considering The Source? Yet, in the manner of a true teacher, He allows it to be understandable by the common reader, and therein lies its true beauty and value.

Your linguistic abilities, however great they may or may not be, are not in the least comparable to the expertly woven scriptures.

Yours Truly,

Bratty.

Go Bratty, Go Bratty, Go Go Go Bratty!:ursofunny:highfive:gaga:heeheehee:killinme :hanky:rooting:cheer:woohoo:happydance

[StMark]

Boy O boy when I left this thread was on page one
and i come back there is 135 post

I
ll never catch up - what's going on here?

[Carpenter]

Bro. I ain't down with that ya know what I'm sayin! Ain't no shoppin for no shoes, purses or bags...can ya feel me bra? Ain't no sex in the city, country or my 57 Chevy cuz I ain't gots no TV, VCR, DVD or BVD's.

Now if you want to slam yo ride and be livin large and kickin wit my entourage you got hip to the phat and you know there ain't no jive in that...ya feel wat I'm sayin ya'll?


I made this so common sense folk like Carp will stop baggin on me fore I pull out the stops while I still got a grin on my grill!

Peace Out ya'll!

See, this is a good example of why I am against Hip Hop.

Hey, don't be offended if I called you on your misuse of some of those three-letter words that Google or Wikpedia offered you. That happens when you don't know the meaning of the words you use.

You better be careful about trying to insult me as well, I fight dirty.

[the raven]

Ebonics?


I am a man of many words and no substance...yea, I even I have spoken and declare it to be true!

[berkeley]

Ebonics?

Irish?

[Carpenter]

Ebonics?

Stupidity and insults in the form of trying to be cute. Remember, he is a lesbian in a man's body. Or She is a lesbian in a man's body...hmm, don't know which is correct, but you get the point.

[MissBrattified]

Boy O boy when I left this thread was on page one
and i come back there is 135 post

I
ll never catch up - what's going on here?

Read the whole thing lazybones. :D

[the raven]

For shame...


For shame nuttin....listen...

yo momma is so big she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease and the doctor gave her 87 yrs. to live...NOW That IS a shame...

What ya got homeboy??? Huh?

[Carpenter]

Boy O boy when I left this thread was on page one
and i come back there is 135 post

I
ll never catch up - what's going on here?

Tree Stump on the tracks ahead.

[berkeley]

For shame nuttin....listen...

yo momma is so big she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease and the doctor gave her 87 yrs. to live...NOW That IS a shame...

What ya got homeboy??? Huh?

If you was here, I'd rock you.

[smurfette]

Stay!!!! Just use the "New Posts" button to follow the action. That's the only way I can keep up.

Allrighty Then. I think I'm waking up now, even though I feel like I'm in the twilight zone. Am I?

[the raven]

If you was here, I'd rock you.


You and what posse???? If yo brains waz gunpowder you wouldn't have enough to blow yo nose!


God bless you by the way!

[MissBrattified]

Allrighty Then. I think I'm waking up now, even though I feel like I'm in the twilight zone. Am I?

Yes. There's a man with a patch over his eye in here somewhere...

Johnny Depp, where are you...ohhhhh Johhhhhnnnyyyyyyyy.....:roseglasses
















AGGHHHHH....NOT Willie Wonka!!!!! GET OUT OF MY DREAMS!!!! :jaw :bolt :runhills

[Carpenter]

For shame nuttin....listen...

yo momma is so big she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease and the doctor gave her 87 yrs. to live...NOW That IS a shame...

What ya got homeboy??? Huh?

As much as I hate to admit it, this was funny...

:slaphappy

[StMark]

Read the whole thing lazybones. :D


It's 2:30am in the morning where you are
what are you doing hangin out??? You're in trouble

[StMark]

Tree Stump on the tracks ahead.



why is that ?

[the raven]

See, this is a good example of why I am against Hip Hop.

Hey, don't be offended if I called you on your misuse of some of those three-letter words that Google or Wikpedia offered you. That happens when you don't know the meaning of the words you use.

You better be careful about trying to insult me as well, I fight dirty.


I have you know I have NEVER used Wickapedia (a very unscholary reference tool by the way) nor Google to ascertain words.

Speaking of dirty fighting....yo momma sat on a quarter and made a booger come out Washington's nose.

[berkeley]

I thought the raven was an old guy. He sounds like a young hood. ..or are there two ravens?????

[Carpenter]

I have you know I have NEVER used Wickapedia (a very unscholary reference tool by the way) nor Google to ascertain words.

Speaking of dirty fighting....yo momma sat on a quarter and made a booger come out Washington's nose.

OH yea, well, your momma is so big she left the house this morning in high heels and came home at lunch wearing flipflops.

[MissBrattified]

I don't know ANY yo momma jokes. :tissue

[MissBrattified]

It's 2:30am in the morning where you are
what are you doing hangin out??? You're in trouble

I'm not sure. I have a wedding to go to tomorrow. Looks like I'll be wearing...lotion...under my eyes. :D

[the raven]

THE RAVEN, which is I...can never be duplicated, immitated or replicated! I am inimitable, incomprehensible and incalculable.

There is on this forum a much respected elder statesman called RAVEN, to whom I give both honor and respect.

Nonetheless, I, who am able to linguistically tar and feather both young and old am second to none and answer solely to my own intellect, which is far above rubies!

[StMark]

I'm not sure. I have a wedding to go to tomorrow. Looks like I'll be wearing...lotion...under my eyes. :D

lotion?? why lotion

[Carpenter]

I don't know ANY yo momma jokes. :tissue

I need to catch up with him..

Hey Raven, your momma is so fat, her passport photo takes 4 pages.

[MissBrattified]

THE RAVEN, which is I...can never be duplicated, imitated or replicated! I am inimitable, incomprehensible and incalculable.

There is on this forum a much respected elder statesman called RAVEN, to whom I give both honor and respect.

Nonetheless, I, who am able to linguistically tar and feather both young and old am second to none and answer solely to my own intellect, which is far above rubies!

If your spelling and/or typing abilities matched your vocabulary, this would be more convincing. :coffee2

[the raven]

OH yea, well, your momma is so big she left the house this morning in high heels and came home at lunch wearing flipflops.



Bro ya got to go...take this joke back to the store and ask for a refund...try this...

Yo momma so fat when she got on the scale it said ...to be continued...

[StMark]

THE RAVEN, which is I...can never be duplicated, immitated or replicated! I am inimitable, incomprehensible and incalculable.

There is on this forum a much respected elder statesman called RAVEN, to whom I give both honor and respect.

Nonetheless, I, who am able to linguistically tar and feather both young and old am second to none and answer solely to my own intellect, which is far above rubies!



why couldn't you have chosen a different bird like say "BlueJay" or something

[MissBrattified]

lotion?? why lotion

Just an underhanded reference to under eye concealer. Pentecostal women only use lotion on their faces. Sometimes its tinted.... :tease

[the raven]

If your spelling and/or typing abilities matched your vocabulary, this would be more convincing. :coffee2


Spelling has been my nemesis for sure...that's why I have an editor for my books...they get the big bucks!

[Carpenter]

THE RAVEN, which is I...can never be duplicated, immitated or replicated! I am inimitable, incomprehensible and incalculable.

There is on this forum a much respected elder statesman called RAVEN, to whom I give both honor and respect.

Nonetheless, I, who am able to linguistically tar and feather both young and old am second to none and answer solely to my own intellect, which is far above rubies!

Have at it skippy, but consider that linguistics involve the tongue, lingua, so you are saying you have the ability to tar and feather someone on a written forum using linguistic skills. Hmmm, you must be smarter than we think the way your voice sounds.



Oh yea...Your momma is so fat, her portrait needs to be taken from an airplane.

[the raven]

why couldn't you have chosen a different bird like say "BlueJay" or something

BlueJay nothing...I growl like my man James Brown...where you been hangin?


This si the new and improved The Raven

Kinder, Gentler and Hipper!!!!

[berkeley]

why couldn't you have chosen a different bird like say "BlueJay" or something

:ursofunny

[berkeley]

BlueJay nothing...I growl like my man James Brown...where you been hangin?


This si the new and improved The Raven

Kinder, Gentler and Hipper!!!!

...just another hood.

[Carpenter]

Spelling has been my nemesis for sure...that's why I have an editor for my books...they get the big bucks!


"Mickey sees Minnie watering her flours in the yard."

"Pluto wags his tail when he sees Minnie."

"Minnie gives Pluto a dog treet."

Gee, your right this is really hard.


:D

[Praxeas]

Lesbos have been making songs for years about themselves. See K D Lang and
Melissa Etheridge

[the raven]

Have at it skippy, but consider that linguistics involve the tongue, lingua, so you are saying you have the ability to tar and feather someone on a written forum using linguistic skills. Hmmm, you must be smarter than we think the way your voice sounds.



Oh yea...Your momma is so fat, her portrait needs to be taken from an airplane.


Yes sir..now your talkin...She was in Lane Bryant's fold out mag...called...Wrap Around In A Pasture..how ya like that add on?

[StMark]

BlueJay nothing...I growl like my man James Brown...where you been hangin?


This si the new and improved The Raven

Kinder, Gentler and Hipper!!!!


lol

The raven is the only hip bird??

[berkeley]

wot is incorrect in the second sentence?

[MissBrattified]

lol

The raven is the only hip bird??

I don't know, SM, I looked at a list of birds, and it's a pretty paltry list.



HA!!! I crack myself up!!!! :ursofunny

[the raven]

...just another hood.


Berkley,

You jacked your name didn't ya and just jelous ya ain't got the street cred to go wit it!

[berkeley]

Lesbos have been making songs for years about themselves. See K D Lang and
Melissa Etheridge

...something like... "constant craving.."

[smurfette]

...just another hood.

Am I in the movie Airplane? I think I'm turning into the old lady on the plane who says, "I know jive":ursofunny

[MissBrattified]

"Mickey sees Minnie watering her flours in the yard."

"Pluto wags his tail when he sees Minnie."

"Minnie gives Pluto a dog treet."

Gee, your right this is really hard.


:D

I feel like I'm taking a test. I want a red pen to underline all the errors!

[berkeley]

Berkley,

You jacked your name didn't ya and just jelous ya ain't got the street cred to go wit it!

Jacked my name?

[berkeley]

Am I in the movie Airplane? I think I'm turning into the old lady on the plane who says, "I know jive":ursofunny

Jive? :snapout

[StMark]

I don't know, SM, I looked at a list of birds, and it's a pretty paltry list.



HA!!! I crack myself up!!!! :ursofunny


Gee you are dilerious tonight - are you on something ?? :ursofunny

[Praxeas]

...something like... "constant craving.."
She was not singing about coffee that is fo sho

[Carpenter]

wot is incorrect in the second sentence?

Nothing, once sentence in four is a pretty good success rate...

[berkeley]

"Mickey sees Minnie watering her flours in the yard."

"Pluto wags his tail when he sees Minnie."

"Minnie gives Pluto a dog treet."

Gee, your right this is really hard.


:D

??

[the raven]

Jacked my name?

See....I bet you want Lucy to explain it huh???? Bout what I figured...you pimped your name and can't defen it...it's all good...I got your back!

[Carpenter]

I feel like I'm taking a test. I want a red pen to underline all the errors!

Hey, now YOU can be Raven's editor.

Raven! Did you see this?

[MissBrattified]

Gee you are delirious tonight - are you on something ?? :ursofunny

:whistle

[berkeley]

See....I bet you want Lucy to explain it huh???? Bout what I figured...you pimped your name and can't defen it...it's all good...I got your back!

I don't understand what you are trying to convey.

[StMark]

:whistle


You've been smokin' crack !!!!! :ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny

[Carpenter]

"Mickey sees Minnie watering her flours in the yard."

"Pluto wags his tail when he sees Minnie."

"Minnie gives Pluto a dog treet."

Gee, your right this is really hard.


:D

here ya go Berk...

[the raven]

Alright...ya'll way off subject!

Let's talk about those lesbians constantly craving a kiss or something!

I think that is low down, rude and disgusting to say nothing of it being an abomination (does that just apply to homosexuals though?). Anyways, I left the hood 14 years ago and only go back for refresher courses.

[MissBrattified]

Hey, now YOU can be Raven's editor.

Raven! Did you see this?

Sorry, my services are required elsewhere. And my salary isn't affordable for the average Lame Duck.

[smurfette]

Jive? :snapout

Didn't you see the movie? It was one of the all time classics. Right up there with Caddy Shack! I watched it on my monitor! Hee-Hee!

[MissBrattified]

You've been smokin' crack !!!!! :ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny

Oh, is that the stuff you heat in a spoon? If so....

[Carpenter]

Alright...ya'll way off subject!

Let's talk about those lesbians constantly craving a kiss or something!

I think that is low down, rude and disgusting to say nothing of it being an abomination (does that just apply to homosexuals though?). Anyways, I left the hood 14 years ago and only go back for refresher courses.

Actually, I saw on Bill O'Reilly that she kissed the broad and hoped her boyfriend didn't mind. That means she is not a lesbo...

[MissBrattified]

Actually, I saw on Bill O'Reilly that she kissed the broad and hoped her boyfriend didn't mind. That means she is not a lesbo...

So if a married man kisses a man and likes it...is he still straight? :coffee2

[berkeley]

Actually, I saw on Bill O'Reilly that she kissed the broad and hoped her boyfriend didn't mind. That means she is not a lesbo...

She is a bis-bo

[MissBrattified]

She is a bis-bo

:ursofunny

...not to be confused with bimbo?

[berkeley]

Someone please help me. I must be having a really "white" moment. What does the hood mean when he says that I pimped my name???

[the raven]

Sorry, my services are required elsewhere. And my salary isn't affordable for the average Lame Duck.

See that wasn't nice...you called me a Lame Duck...I will refrain from a repartee'....you best be glad!

[StMark]

So if a married man kisses a man and likes it...is he still straight? :coffee2

It's different It's not the same as 2 ladies - not the same meaning

[Carpenter]

So if a married man kisses a man and likes it...is he still straight? :coffee2

well...

he...

um...

No! But would he be gay for one kiss?


Puke! I can't believe I just said that...ugh...

[the raven]

So if a married man kisses a man and likes it...is he still straight? :coffee2


Some of him is and some of him isn't it all depends on ones perspective.

[Carpenter]

See that wasn't nice...you called me a Lame Duck...I will refrain from a repartee'....you best be glad!

So what am I, chopped liver?

[MissBrattified]

See that wasn't nice...you called me a Lame Duck...I will refrain from a repartee'....you best be glad!

Oh, no, that was just a generic reference to the average loser looking for someone else to do their doity woik. It wasn't aimed at you, directly.

As for the repartee...have at it. :)

[berkeley]

It's different It's not the same as 2 ladies - not the same meaning

Are you saying that women can kiss, but men can't?

[MissBrattified]

It's different It's not the same as 2 ladies - not the same meaning

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh no? :ursofunny :ursofunny :ursofunny

[Carpenter]

Are you saying that women can kiss, but men can't?

The broads kiss all the time, kissing is a feminine thing anyway.

[the raven]

Someone please help me. I must be having a really "white" moment. What does the hood mean when he says that I pimped my name???

Berk,

Take a chill pill man...you gonna have a hernea or sumtin...when someone say "you pimped 'em" that be taken to mean that you sold them sumtin that was no good...ya see, a pimp is the master of the womenz in the hood..he be settin the price and such..man, you need an education...ain't they got no hoods where you live? You scared to go there or sumtin?

[StMark]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh no? :ursofunny :ursofunny :ursofunny


seriously what is so funny?

[smurfette]

So what am I, chopped liver?

Yep!:tease

[the raven]

The broads kiss all the time, kissing is a feminine thing anyway.



To tongue or not to tongue..that is the real question ya'll won't ask...

[Carpenter]

Yep!:tease

...well chopped liver just left the building...to get some sleep.

[berkeley]

The broads kiss all the time, kissing is a feminine thing anyway.

A peck on the cheek is not the same as swappin spit.

[Carpenter]

To tongue or not to tongue..that is the real question ya'll won't ask...

The tongue is the qualifier, it always is.

[MissBrattified]

The broads kiss all the time, kissing is a feminine thing anyway.

Oh, now, Carp, not kissing like THAT.

[Carpenter]

A peck on the cheek is not the same as swappin spit.

No, a kiss with affection has a million different meanings depending on the participants.

[MissBrattified]

To tongue or not to tongue..that is the real question ya'll won't ask...

The tongue is the qualifier, it always is.

Oh, deah. I do believe the thread has hit the stump. :aaa

[berkeley]

Kissing cows... on the next Jerry Springer

[Carpenter]

Oh, now, Carp, not kissing like THAT.

I can't stand to see anyone in public kissing with their tongue so that pretty much settles it for me.

[smurfette]

...well chopped liver just left the building...to get some sleep.

Sorry Carp. I'm just messing with you. You have to bear with me, this is my first time to ever post this late. I think I'm a little bit rummy!:friend I can't sleep tonight.

[StMark]

all you people are on something tonight! wheeew weee!

high as a kite I'll tell ya !

[berkeley]

Sorry Carp. I'm just messing with you. You have to bear with me, this is my first time to ever post this late. I think I'm a little bit rummy!:friend I can't sleep tonight.

You shouldn't post while intoxicated.

[the raven]

I can't stand to see anyone in public kissing with their tongue so that pretty much settles it for me.

Now that is down right funny...I ain't never seen no tongues kissin...I have seen them involved in the act of kissing but never independant of the lips...hehehehehehehehe!

Thanks! LOL

[MissBrattified]

I can't stand to see anyone in public kissing with their tongue so that pretty much settles it for me.

I don't like that, either.

But PDA irritates me in general. There was a young couple that visited our church a few years ago...newlyweds, so I suppose it was understandable...and they couldn't keep their hands off each other, even in church. I was rolling my eyes nearly the entire service. It was so bad, we started sitting a couple of pews in front of them, so we wouldn't have to watch all the caressing, stroking, massaging, head-leaning-on-shoulder, etc etc ad infinitum ad nauseum.

[the raven]

You shouldn't post while intoxicated.


Berk,

I bes proud of you, you understood what "Rummy" meant!

[berkeley]

Berk,

I bes proud of you, you understood what "Rummy" meant!

Don't address me like I'm some servant.

[the raven]

I don't like that, either.

But PDA irritates me in general. There was a young couple that visited our church a few years ago...newlyweds, so I suppose it was understandable...and they couldn't keep their hands off each other, even in church. I was rolling my eyes nearly the entire service. It was so bad, we started sitting a couple of pews in front of them, so we wouldn't have to watch all the caressing, stroking, massaging, head-leaning-on-shoulder, etc etc ad infinitum ad nauseum.


Sounds like jealousy to me....get some counselling....everything will work out...promise!

[berkeley]

PDA,

I don't like it. There's a time and a place, people.

[MissBrattified]

I can't stand to see anyone in public kissing with their tongue so that pretty much settles it for me.

Well, I hate to be the one to educate you on this matter, but the lack of tongue use still does not necessarily reduce the kiss to affectionate and platonic.

Point being, That Singer Lady could still kiss a girl and like it and it could still be one of THOSE kisses, tongue or not.



Dear Lord. We are all going to be banned come morning.

[the raven]

Don't address me like I'm some servant.

Bro,

The only servant you be is of Jesus Christ (hopefully) don't be lettin the man take advantage of you like that! You got to fight for your right.....to Party!!!!!

Keep on steppin!

[smurfette]

You shouldn't post while intoxicated.

Hey now! I think there might be something in the air tonight in AFF land! You still didn't answer if you saw Airplane.:whistle

[berkeley]

Bro,

The only servant you be is of Jesus Christ (hopefully) don't be lettin the man take advantage of you like that! You got to fight for your right.....to Party!!!!!

Keep on steppin!

You triznippin.

[berkeley]

Hey now! I think there might be something in the air tonight in AFF land! You still didn't answer if you saw Airplane.:whistle

no, I'm not that old.

[the raven]

PDA - Ain't that some new computer program or sumtin on a Blackberry?

[the raven]

Well, I hate to be the one to educate you on this matter, but the lack of tongue use still does not necessarily reduce the kiss to affectionate and platonic.

Point being, That Singer Lady could still kiss a girl and like it and it could still be one of THOSE kisses, tongue or not.



Dear Lord. We are all going to be banned come morning.



Ain't nothing like a free education Bratty. Especially from so obviously qualified as yourself. Thank you!

[the raven]

You triznippin.

You are trying..I give you props for that! The correct word you be lookin fo is "Trippin"...write that 50 times in a sentance.

I was trippin while on AFF this morning.

[smurfette]

Well, I hate to be the one to educate you on this matter, but the lack of tongue use still does not necessarily reduce the kiss to affectionate and platonic.

Point being, That Singer Lady could still kiss a girl and like it and it could still be one of THOSE kisses, tongue or not.



Dear Lord. We are all going to be banned come morning.

Am I going to be in trouble? This is my first time out late with ya'll! See, look what ya'll have made me do! My first time out after cerfew and now I'm in trouble. It sure has been fun though!:dance:whistle

[berkeley]

You are trying..I give you props for that! The correct word you be lookin fo is "Trippin"...write that 50 times in a sentance.

I was trippin while on AFF this morning.
No, I learned this one from a hood I met a few yrs. ago.

[the raven]

Ya'll know what the smallest sin in the bible is???????






Flee fornication...look it up...it is there!

[MissBrattified]

Ain't nothing like a free education Bratty. Especially from so obviously qualified as yourself. Thank you!

The Raven,

You are nigh to crossing the Invisible Line.

It is marked with the blood of my foremothers.

If you step a toe across it, it will shrivel and fall off.

Oh, and something about fleas and armpits.

My Qualifications have only arisen from a QUALITY education, and not from a quantity of cheap and tawdry teachers, as the manner of some is.

[smurfette]

no, I'm not that old.

Now those are fighting words!:club

[MissBrattified]

Ya'll know what the smallest sin in the bible is???????






Flee fornication...look it up...it is there!

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