Invite to those in the Houston area.

[tstew]

We are celebrating our 32nd anniversary. We will have a musical on this Friday at 7:30, and we will be having services with Rev. Jerry Jones on Sunday at 10:40 AM and 7:00 PM. We anticipate a bit of shockamooing so consider yourself forewarned.

[Pressing-On]

We are celebrating our 32nd anniversary. We will have a musical on this Friday at 7:30, and we will be having services with Rev. Jerry Jones on Sunday at 10:40 AM and 7:00 PM. We anticipate a bit of shockamooing so consider yourself forewarned.

Oh my goodness, I want to come!!!!!

Here's the scenerio:

"Honey, I want to go to this cool church in Houston this weekend."

"Who do you know that goes there?"

"This really nice black man I met on-line."

Can that, like, work for me?

:bliss :bliss :bliss

Seriously, we are tied up all weekend and I wouldn't be able to make it anyway! I hope for another time, Stew! Sounds like it's going to be a great time!

[Encryptus]

We are celebrating our 32nd anniversary. We will have a musical on this Friday at 7:30, and we will be having services with Rev. Jerry Jones on Sunday at 10:40 AM and 7:00 PM. We anticipate a bit of shockamooing so consider yourself forewarned.

Church instead of trick or treat?

Is going to church on a pagan holiday even allowed?

:whistle

[tamor]

Oh my goodness, I want to come!!!!!

Here's the scenerio:

"Honey, I want to go to this cool church in Houston this weekend."

"Who do you know that goes there?"

"This really nice black man I met on-line."

Can that, like, work for me?

:bliss :bliss :bliss

Seriously, we are tied up all weekend and I wouldn't be able to make it anyway! I hope for another time, Stew! Sounds like it's going to be a great time!

Try it and let me know what he says!

:toofunny :toofunny

[rgcraig]

Oh my goodness, I want to come!!!!!

Here's the scenerio:

"Honey, I want to go to this cool church in Houston this weekend."

"Who do you know that goes there?"

"This really nice black man I met on-line."

Can that, like, work for me?

:bliss :bliss :bliss

Seriously, we are tied up all weekend and I wouldn't be able to make it anyway! I hope for another time, Stew! Sounds like it's going to be a great time!

Or you could just say "a really nice minister that belongs to the Apostolic forum I'm on".............:dance

At least your husband doesn't think we are all your imaginary friends like Sherri's hubby does!

[Pressing-On]

Try it and let me know what he says!

:toofunny :toofunny

I know you want me dead!!!! :tissue

[Pressing-On]

Or you could just say "a really nice minister that belongs to the Apostolic forum I'm on".............:dance

At least your husband doesn't think we are all your imaginary friends like Sherri's hubby does!

No, I want to say "black" man. He's too cool to let that pass by.

I think he wishes everyone was imaginary. :toofunny

[Pressing-On]

Church instead of trick or treat?

Is going to church on a pagan holiday even allowed?

:whistle

:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny

[tamor]

No, I want to say "black" man. He's too cool to let that pass by.

I think he wishes everyone was imaginary. :toofunny

Yeah, a really nice black man has a different ring to it!!

[Pressing-On]

Yeah, a really nice black man has a different ring to it!!

But, how would my husband interpret that when I say, "nice".

Would he think I was saying, "A really nice black man." or just a "nice black man"?

There's the rub.....I could get in trouble.

Stew is going to die when he gets back to this thread! But I have to pay him back for yesterday!!!! :club

[tamor]

I know you want me dead!!!! :tissue

Are you expecting a response to this post?? :ursofunny

[tamor]

But, how would my husband interpret that when I say, "nice".

Would he think I was saying, "A really nice black man." or just a "nice black man"?

There's the rub.....I could get in trouble.

Stew is going to die when he gets back to this thread! But I have to pay him back for yesterday!!!! :club

We just have a way with threads, huh? :ursofunny

[Pressing-On]

Are you expecting a response to this post?? :ursofunny

I just got i!!!! :thwak :tissue

[tstew]

Oh my goodness, I want to come!!!!!

Here's the scenerio:

"Honey, I want to go to this cool church in Houston this weekend."

"Who do you know that goes there?"

"This really nice black man I met on-line."

Can that, like, work for me?

:bliss :bliss :bliss

Seriously, we are tied up all weekend and I wouldn't be able to make it anyway! I hope for another time, Stew! Sounds like it's going to be a great time!


:ursofunny:ursofunny
I should probably send some videos first so you know what you're signing up for. J/K it is a pretty cool church.

[Pressing-On]

We just have a way with threads, huh? :ursofunny

Yea, pretty much. But, I'm good since it's already expected we would! :toofunny No regrets here. :toofunny

[Pressing-On]

:ursofunny:ursofunny
I should probably send some videos first so you know what you're signing up for. J/K it is a pretty cool church.
Like anything would bother me. LOL! Get on wich yo bad self!!!

:shockamoo

[tstew]

But, how would my husband interpret that when I say, "nice".

Would he think I was saying, "A really nice black man." or just a "nice black man"?

There's the rub.....I could get in trouble.

Stew is going to die when he gets back to this thread! But I have to pay him back for yesterday!!!! :club

...and the club is back. I think the legal term for that is "assault".

[Pressing-On]

...and the club is back. I think the legal term for that is "assault".

You deserved it from that post you made to me yesterday! It's just a delayed reaction!!!! :toofunny

[tamor]

...and the club is back. I think the legal term for that is "assault".

:ursofunny:ursofunny

[Pressing-On]

:ursofunny:ursofunny

All you do is set extra money aside to pay the charges. It's no big deal.

:toofunny

[tamor]

All you do is set extra money aside to pay the charges. It's no big deal.

:toofunny

Too bad we can't go together to stew's church. What a service that would be!! :toofunny :toofunny

[Pressing-On]

Too bad we can't go together to stew's church. What a service that would be!! :toofunny :toofunny
I know! If we didn't like how he was leading the service we could shoot spit wads at him. Or sigh real loud while heaving our shoulders. Or stare at him with our eyes real wide like we are high. Way fun!!! :toofunny

[tamor]

I know! If we didn't like how he was leading the service we could shoot spit wads at him. Or sigh real loud while heaving our shoulders. Or stare at him with our eyes real wide like we are high. Way fun!!! :toofunny

:toofunny I like the sighing and heaving shoulders thing! :toofunny

[tstew]

I got back and saw the thread and was thinking "Great, three pages of responses. My invitation has generated more interest than I anticipated. Clearly several of my fellow AFFers are accepting my invitation to join us in worship and anointed services. Never before have I seen such a response"

Little did I know....


:)

[tstew]

I know! If we didn't like how he was leading the service we could shoot spit wads at him. Or sigh real loud while heaving our shoulders. Or stare at him with our eyes real wide like we are high. Way fun!!! :toofunny

I'm used to all that. You have to be more creative :)

[Pressing-On]

I got back and saw the thread and was thinking "Great, three pages of responses. My invitation has generated more interest than I anticipated. Clearly several of my fellow AFFers are accepting my invitation to join us in worship and anointed services. Never before have I seen such a response"

Little did I know....


:)

Gotcha back!!!!!!! :D :club

[Mrs. LPW]

Ah, stew, you should have known the moment you saw PO had replied, that your thread was hi-jacked.

:hijacked

[Pressing-On]

I'm used to all that. You have to be more creative :)

:toofunny :toofunny

No one has stared at you with huge eyes for 30 minutes!!! AND I would do it while I was slowly opening my mouth until it was totally wide open!!! Then I would lean forward a little, frown and snort every 5 minutes.


I so want to be on Saturday Night Live!!!

:bliss

[Pressing-On]

Ah, stew, you should have known the moment you saw PO had replied, that your thread was hi-jacked.

:hijacked

Payback is today for STEWART!!!!!!! :ursofunny:ursofunny

[tamor]

:toofunny :toofunny

No one has stared at you with huge eyes for 30 minutes!!! AND I would do it while I was slowly opening my mouth until it was totally wide open!!! Then I would lean forward a little, frown and snort every 5 minutes.

:bliss

I can just see the choir now cause they have to watch!!

:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny

[Pressing-On]

I can just see the choir now cause they have to watch!!

:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny

They would also be leaning forward, opening their mouths wider and their eyes getting wider wondering what I was going to do next.

I'd jump on the pew and at the top of my lungs:

You know you make me wanna (Shout!)
Kick my heels up and (Shout!)
Throw my hands up and (Shout!)
Throw my head back and (Shout!)
Come on now (Shout!)
Don't forget to say you will
Don't forget to say, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

:shockamoo

The place would go wild. Stew would put on his black shades and :dance

[tstew]

They would also be leaning forward, opening their mouths wider and their eyes getting wider wondering what I was going to do next.

I'd jump on the pew and at the top of my lungs:

You know you make me wanna (Shout!)
Kick my heels up and (Shout!)
Throw my hands up and (Shout!)
Throw my head back and (Shout!)
Come on now (Shout!)
Don't forget to say you will
Don't forget to say, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

:shockamoo

The place would go wild. Stew would put on his black shades and :dance

Uhhh...this just in. Our 32nd Anniversary Celebration has been cancelled. There is no need to come to our church.



:tease:tease

[Pressing-On]

Uhhh...this just in. Our 32nd Anniversary Celebration has been cancelled. There is no need to come to our church.



:tease:tease

I couldn't make it anyway.

:bliss

[tstew]

Ah, stew, you should have known the moment you saw PO had replied, that your thread was hi-jacked.

:hijacked

Cue the high-heeled pump pics. Enter Renda and Miss B stage right.

[Ron]

Or you could just say "a really nice minister that belongs to the Apostolic forum I'm on".............:dance

At least your husband doesn't think we are all your imaginary friends like Sherri's hubby does!

PSSST, with PO, they are all imaginary!:whistle

[Pressing-On]

PSSST, with PO, they are all imaginary!:whistle

Are you my friend? :gaga

[Ron]

Are you my friend? :gaga

I think so! Have you ever met me or talked to me on the phone?:whistle
How do you know I is real?:tease

[Pressing-On]

I think so! Have you ever met me or talked to me on the phone?:whistle
How do you know I is real?:tease

I've never thought you were real, really. :toofunny

[tamor]

Uhhh...this just in. Our 32nd Anniversary Celebration has been cancelled. There is no need to come to our church.

:tease:tease

:ursofunny:ursofunny

[Pressing-On]

:ursofunny:ursofunny

He's such a party pooper!!!!! :tissue

[MissBrattified]

Cue the high-heeled pump pics. Enter Renda and Miss B stage right.

I refuse to participate in your thread just because you said that. :bigbaby

:whistle

[Pressing-On]

I refuse to participate in your thread just because you said that. :bigbaby

:whistle
And you can't post the yellow flats - sorry! :toofunny

[Encryptus]

I got back and saw the thread and was thinking "Great, three pages of responses. My invitation has generated more interest than I anticipated. Clearly several of my fellow AFFers are accepting my invitation to join us in worship and anointed services. Never before have I seen such a response"

Little did I know....


:)


Yeah I understand worship, anointed services and all.

But dude really,it's Halloween, will you at least be handing out candy !!!!!!

[Rhoni]

Is it really cancelled? I thought I might come to it...in my red dress of course;)

[tamor]

He's such a party pooper!!!!! :tissue

Yeah I know. And I already had my flight booked!!

[MikeinAR]

Is it really cancelled? I thought I might come to it...in my red dress of course;)

OH!!! Snap now. I'm not sure you'll ever actually make it past the ushers to a pew, Rhoni.

[James Griffin]

Stew, I assume you were joking.

Going to see about being there.

[rgcraig]

Cue the high-heeled pump pics. Enter Renda and Miss B stage right.

:coolcar

[Rhoni]

OH!!! Snap now. I'm not sure you'll ever actually make it past the ushers to a pew, Rhoni.

I can look UPCI in 20 minutes;):tease

[Rhoni]

Stew, I assume you were joking.

Going to see about being there.


Let me know if you and your family will be there...I may be able to drive in for Sunday night service. I would like to hear JJ actually:friend

[rgcraig]

Let me know if you and your family will be there...I may be able to drive in for Sunday night service. I would like to hear JJ actually:friend

I'd rather hear the singing there! :choir

[tstew]

Yeah I understand worship, anointed services and all.

But dude really,it's Halloween, will you at least be handing out candy !!!!!!

We actually have pepermints in the lobby every service...does that count? :)

[tstew]

Is it really cancelled? I thought I might come to it...in my red dress of course;)

Yes, I received what I perceived as terroristic threats from a certain violence prone poster and we called the whole thing off.

Actually, no it's not cancelled. Everything is scheduled as in the original post. I just can't risk having PO show up. I figure that she won't be able to see this font, so I should be in the clear. All subsequent updates will be posted in this font.

:tease:tease:tease

[tstew]

I refuse to participate in your thread just because you said that. :bigbaby

:whistle

Yeah right...let someone post some Manolo Blahniks and you will be unable to restrain yourself....like moths to a flame

:dance

[tstew]

OH!!! Snap now. I'm not sure you'll ever actually make it past the ushers to a pew, Rhoni.

Seeing that we are an actual church who does extensive outreach and looks for the unchurched to attend (I think there's a Commission about that somewhere, apparently it's considered Great by some), you will likely see a bit more than red in the pews. :)

[MikeinAR]

:ticSeeing that we are an actual church who does extensive outreach and looks for the unchurched to attend (I think there's a Commission about that somewhere, apparently it's considered Great by some), you will likely see a bit more than red in the pews. :)


Tstew I was just kidding and I should have made that a lot clearer. I didn't in any way, mean to say that your church was the type to judge people based on the color that a person chose to wear to a service.

I definitely should have put one of these :tic in my post.

[tstew]

:tic


Tstew I was just kidding and I should have made that a lot clearer. I didn't in any way, mean to say that your church was the type to judge people based on the color that a person chose to wear to a service.

I definitely should have put one of these :tic in my post.

Oh, no I knew you were kidding. That was not directed at you. Believe me I already know too much about you to think you would be serious, and I know you probably know too much about me to think I would be in a church like that.

[MikeinAR]

... and I know you probably know too much about me to think I would be in a church like that.

Absolutely.

[Pressing-On]

Yes, I received what I perceived as terroristic threats from a certain violence prone poster and we called the whole thing off.

Actually, no it's not cancelled. Everything is scheduled as in the original post. I just can't risk having PO show up. I figure that she won't be able to see this font, so I should be in the clear. All subsequent updates will be posted in this font.

:tease:tease:tease

What have we here? So we are on? I might need to shuffle a few things around......Hehehehehehehe

:evilglee

[tstew]

What have we here? So we are on? I might need to shuffle a few things around......Hehehehehehehe

:evilglee

'Doh!...curses on your bifocals.

:couch

[Pressing-On]

'Doh!...curses on your bifocals.

:couch

I see I need to make a personal trip to Houston!! :club

BTW, my daughter and her husband are there today picking up some merchandise for the store.

[LaGirl]

I love jerry jones! Wish i were in the area. I will be next summer when the cubbies come to town.

[tstew]

I see I need to make a personal trip to Houston!! :club

BTW, my daughter and her husband are there today picking up some merchandise for the store.

Greatest city on earth...what can I tell ya :)

[Scott Hutchinson]

I wish I could come,I would love to.

[tstew]

I wish I could come,I would love to.

If you come, I promise we will do some Bluegrass.

[Scott Hutchinson]

If it isn't wasn't so far away I would come and hug my brother's neck.

[Scott Hutchinson]

If you come, I promise we will do some Bluegrass.

I can handle that B3 music.

[tstew]

I can handle that B3 music.

Maybe I'll be able to post some vids.

[Scott Hutchinson]

Maybe I'll be able to post some vids.

Please do.

[Cindy]

Church instead of trick or treat?

Is going to church on a pagan holiday even allowed?

:whistle

:lol

[Cindy]

Oh my goodness, I want to come!!!!!

Here's the scenerio:

"Honey, I want to go to this cool church in Houston this weekend."

"Who do you know that goes there?"

"This really nice black man I met on-line."

Can that, like, work for me?

:bliss :bliss :bliss

Seriously, we are tied up all weekend and I wouldn't be able to make it anyway! I hope for another time, Stew! Sounds like it's going to be a great time!

:crazy :ursofunny

[Cindy]

Are you expecting a response to this post?? :ursofunny

:ursofunny

[Cindy]

I just got i!!!! :thwak :tissue

:lol

[Cindy]

Uhhh...this just in. Our 32nd Anniversary Celebration has been cancelled. There is no need to come to our church.



:tease:tease

It's cuz of them crazy white women..........:gaga :nutso

[tamor]

It's cuz of them crazy white women..........:gaga :nutso

Double trouble!!

:ursofunny:ursofunny

[Pressing-On]

Double trouble!!

:ursofunny:ursofunny

Hear, Hear!!!!!!!!!

:ursofunny :ursofunny

[Michael Phelps]

We are celebrating our 32nd anniversary. We will have a musical on this Friday at 7:30, and we will be having services with Rev. Jerry Jones on Sunday at 10:40 AM and 7:00 PM. We anticipate a bit of shockamooing so consider yourself forewarned.

Wow, you and your wife do NOT look old enough to have been married 32 years!:ursofunny

[tamor]

Wow, you and your wife do NOT look old enough to have been married 32 years!:ursofunny

Someone's gonna be in trouble!! :sing

[Michael Phelps]

Someone's gonna be in trouble!! :sing

Did the man not say "We are celebrating our 32nd anniversary"?:dance

[tamor]

Did the man not say "We are celebrating our 32nd anniversary"?:dance

Yes he did. And he should know by now that everything you say around here WILL be used against you! :toofunny

[Michael Phelps]

Yes he did. And he should know by now that everything you say around here WILL be used against you! :toofunny

Lol, true!

[Hoovie]

We are celebrating our 32nd anniversary. We will have a musical on this Friday at 7:30, and we will be having services with Rev. Jerry Jones on Sunday at 10:40 AM and 7:00 PM. We anticipate a bit of shockamooing so consider yourself forewarned.

If I were anywhere close I would come. Would love to!

[tstew]

Wow, you and your wife do NOT look old enough to have been married 32 years!:ursofunny
:ursofunny:ursofunny

[tstew]

If I were anywhere close I would come. Would love to!

Well, James Griffin made it. I started another thread about it. It would be neat to be able to meet more of you guys...my first AFF meeting went rather well :)

[Sherri]

I may have overlooked this, but what church are you at?

[tstew]

I may have overlooked this, but what church are you at?

Apostolic Tabernacle in Houston

[Sherri]

Apostolic Tabernacle in HoustonI just looked at the website. I didn't know you were a music guy! How could I have missed that? Anyway, it looks like your church must be predominately African American. Is that right?

[tstew]

I just looked at the website. I didn't know you were a music guy! How could I have missed that? Anyway, it looks like your church must be predominately African American. Is that right?

Yes, it is. We're working desperately to fix that, but our current location kind of works against us in that regard and pigeonholes us. We do have other ethnic groups there, but it is pronouncely predominately black. We are currently looking for a location that will help facilitate growth and fix that.

Yes, I do music, and about 100 other things. I am full time at the church so I do administrative things , the website, and preach and teach quite a bit as well.

[Sherri]

Yes, it is. We're working desperately to fix that, but our current location kind of works against us in that regard and pigeonholes us. We do have other ethnic groups there, but it is pronouncely predominately black. We are currently looking for a location that will help facilitate growth and fix that.

Yes, I do music, and about 100 other things. I am full time at the church so I do administrative things , the website, and preach and teach quite a bit as well.We are hoping to be at least 30% non-white, as that is a pure reflection of our community. I think you should represent the city where you live.

[tstew]

Well, we finally rapped up our anniversary services. We had a great time. We had people receive the Holy Ghost in both services today. Bro. Jerry Jones has reverified his standing as one of my absolute favorite preachers to hear. He is so anointed and used powerfully by God.

[PastorD]

I slipped in to the service last night. Great preaching.

[tstew]

I slipped in to the service last night. Great preaching.

I saw you, but didn't get a chance to really speak to you. I'm glad you all were able to make it. Rev. Jones is always worth the trip. I love how studious he is and how much time and effort he puts into laying a foundation. He can take one simple phrase from the Bible and expound on it in ways that you've never heard, but that will open your understanding for ever.

[rgcraig]

Well, we finally rapped up our anniversary services. We had a great time. We had people receive the Holy Ghost in both services today. Bro. Jerry Jones has reverified his standing as one of my absolute favorite preachers to hear. He is so anointed and used powerfully by God.

How'd that go over?

[tstew]

How'd that go over?

:ursofunny:ursofunny

It would probably go over like high-heeled tennis shoes at our church.

[Pressing-On]

Apostolic Tabernacle in Houston

Nice website, Stew!!!

[rgcraig]

:ursofunny:ursofunny

It would probably go over like high-heeled tennis shoes at our church.

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f108/rgcraig/heels-1.gif

[tstew]

Nice website, Stew!!!

I manage it so I'll take that as a personal compliment :)

Actually I have a lot of plans to revamp it and update it...so many plans, so little time. I'm hoping now that now after the anniversary and hurricanes and such, I'll be able to spend some time on it. I may have to stay off of AFF to get all my stuff done quickly. :tease

[tstew]

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f108/rgcraig/heels-1.gif

I should have known that they exist somewhere somehow. Unbelievable.

[Pressing-On]

I manage it so I'll take that as a personal compliment :)

Actually I have a lot of plans to revamp it and update it...so many plans, so little time. I'm hoping now that now after the anniversary and hurricanes and such, I'll be able to spend some time on it. I may have to stay off of AFF to get all my stuff done quickly. :tease

It's a lot of work keeping up and getting a site up. My daughter sets them up for people. It's a lot of work.

BTW, why didn't your ushers let me in the service?!!!!!! :toofunny

[tstew]

It's a lot of work keeping up and getting a site up. My daughter sets them up for people. It's a lot of work.

BTW, why didn't your ushers let me in the service?!!!!!! :toofunny

They were well prepared. I didn't have an actual picture of you to circulate, so I created a composite sketch based on some of the assumptions and clues I have picked up over the months. I may scan it and post it when I get back to the office. :evilglee:evilglee:evilglee:evilglee

[Pressing-On]

They were well prepared. I didn't have an actual picture of you to circulate, so I created a composite sketch based on some of the assumptions and clues I have picked up over the months. I may scan it and post it when I get back to the office. :evilglee:evilglee:evilglee:evilglee

:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny

It better not be Cruella de Ville!!!!!! :thwak

[tstew]

:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny

It better not be Cruella de Ville!!!!!! :thwak

Oh you wish. They mistakenly let a child see it and it traumatized the poor kid. :feral :shocked::reaction:aaa

[Pressing-On]

Oh you wish. They mistakenly let a child see it and it traumatized the poor kid. :feral :shocked::reaction:aaa

Boy, I could jump in my car and come and beat you! :thwak

:ursofunny

[tstew]

Boy, I could jump in my car and come and beat you! :thwak

:ursofunny

I am about three club threats away from applying to the Witness Protection Service myself. :tease

[Pressing-On]

I am about three club threats away from applying to the Witness Protection Service myself. :tease

:ursofunny:ursofunny

[tamor]

Oh you wish. They mistakenly let a child see it and it traumatized the poor kid. :feral :shocked::reaction:aaa

:toofunny :toofunny

[Pressing-On]

:toofunny :toofunny

Stop laughing at him!!!!!!! Tamor!!!!!! :smack

[tstew]

Stop laughing at him!!!!!!! Tamor!!!!!! :smack

I think we're laughing at you :tease:tease

[Pressing-On]

I think we're laughing at you :tease:tease
LOL! I'm too tired for a comeback and I feel like "gunga". I don't know what that means. :toofunny I'm going back to bed.

I'll get you back later! :ursofunny

[tstew]

LOL! I'm too tired for a comeback and I feel like "gunga". I don't know what that means. :toofunny I'm going back to bed.

I'll get you back later! :ursofunny

Okay, I've got to run too.

[SDG]

i can look upci in 20 minutes;):tease

Post of the Year!!!! Funny stuff.