Hello All...I am Bro. Hubert

[Elizabeth]

I'll have to add her to my prayer list having to constantly groom those scrambled eggs and whatever else gets caught in there...I can only hope her womanly mustache matches yours as to not get pricked if and when she kisses you...

Brother Hubert

You are a bad bad man Bro Herb!:ursofunny

[Lucy Van Pelt]

Sister Van Pelt,

I will certainly pray for your healing of blindness that you should be able to someday read regular font.

Brother Hubert

Look here smarty pants, Bro. Hubert, you must not know me well. I am a strong girl and speak loudy, hence my large post.

Good grief!

[crakjak]

I'll have to add her to my prayer list having to constantly groom those scrambled eggs and whatever else gets caught in there...I can only hope her womanly mustache matches yours as to not get pricked if and when she kisses you...

Brother Hubert

Prayer is good Brother, yet it should not be taken on lightly. btw It is not prickly, rather soft as cotton.:tease

btw Don't get to mean, and don't forget I know who you are, and might have to report you to your pastor. Hear you got a new one recently?

[HerbHubert]

Look here smarty pants, Bro. Hubert, you must not know me well. I am a strong girl and speak loudy, hence my large post.

Good grief!

Sister Van Pelt,

Read the Womanly Mustache Post I think it will apply here...

Brother Hubert

[HerbHubert]

Prayer is good Brother, yet it should not be taken on lightly. btw It is not prickly, rather soft as cotton.:tease

I'm sure it is...

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb312/ergotcandy/ladyAJ.jpg

[rgcraig]

I'm sure it is...

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb312/ergotcandy/ladyAJ.jpg

Is this your picture?

[HerbHubert]

Is this your picture?

Sister Craig,

Humorless tho you may be I was referencing Brother Jak's comment on how he likes his wife to have a soft mustache when he kisses her....

This picture is probably one of our pioneer pentecostal's...

Brother Hubert

[holinesswoman]

If you can show me one iota of scripture that bans facial hair, I will glad shave it off today. See scripture is the standard here, not non-biblical rules of men. I like you too, but I will be honest with you.

I've heard it preached all my days that the Bible says a man must be clean shaven. It's in the good book my brother. If that is you in that picture with that hair on your chin. Well I might could maikl my late husbands razor and strap.

[Cindy]

I've heard it preached all my days that the Bible says a man must be clean shaven. It's in the good book my brother. If that is you in that picture with that hair on your chin. Well I might could maikl my late husbands razor and strap.

Are you going to tie him down and shave him or beat him?

[holinesswoman]

Are you going to tie him down and shave him or beat him?

Well good gracious no. I would not want to do that. If he can't see the error of of that hairy chin, it would do little good for me to remove it for him.

But if I was his Momma, it would be a different story.

[Cindy]

Well good gracious no. I would not want to do that. If he can't see the error of of that hairy chin, it would do little good for me to remove it for him.

But if I was his Momma, it would be a different story.

:nod

[Elizabeth]

Well good gracious no. I would not want to do that. If he can't see the error of of that hairy chin, it would do little good for me to remove it for him.

But if I was his Momma, it would be a different story.

How about his gramma or great gramma?:D

[holinesswoman]

Well I won't say my age but I could be Gramma to the most of you young uns here.

I must say that have been taken aback to some of the topics I've been reading here this week. Some are shocking I won't even add my 2 cents

[holinesswoman]

Oh, and yes, if I was Gramma to some of these folks on here, there would be some whippings meted out. Dad's old razor strap has served me well raising my kids.

[Michael Phelps]

Well I won't say my age but I could be Gramma to the most of you young uns here.

I must say that have been taken aback to some of the topics I've been reading here this week. Some are shocking I won't even add my 2 cents

PRetty shook up about Bishop Weeks having to relocate, are you?

[holinesswoman]

I don't think I read that topic Michael Phelps. What happened to the Bishop?

[holinesswoman]

Seems like I new a Michael Phelps once, in Tennesee I think it was. I just remeber the name.

[Michael Phelps]

I don't think I read that topic Michael Phelps. What happened to the Bishop?

Apparently, the good Bishop forgot to pay back rent in the amount of several hundreds of thousands of dollars, and is being kicked out of his church.

[holinesswoman]

If he forgot he needs to get his remeber fixed. If he just run off with the money he needs kicked out. Grannys got big boots in the closet, if they need some help kicking.

[holinesswoman]

I spoke in haste. Forgive me, if Bishop Weeks is a man of God I should not judge him so harshly.

[holinesswoman]

I meant to say I should NOT judge him so harshly.

[rgcraig]

I meant to say I should NOT judge him so harshly.

I will correct for you.

[holinesswoman]

I will correct for you.

Thank you are so sweet. It is a little hard for this old holinesswoman to type.

[Cindy]

If he forgot he needs to get his remeber fixed. If he just run off with the money he needs kicked out. Grannys got big boots in the closet, if they need some help kicking.

:highfive

[crakjak]

I've heard it preached all my days that the Bible says a man must be clean shaven. It's in the good book my brother. If that is you in that picture with that hair on your chin. Well I might could maikl my late husbands razor and strap.

Chapter and verse, my dear? I am afraid you have been mislead.

[holinesswoman]

Oh I think not young man, my preacher said it was in the book. I never doubt him, he prays and studys the good book real good. Ifn he said it was in the book it's in there.
You just missed it. Slow down and read slower.

[crakjak]

Oh I think not young man, my preacher said it was in the book. I never doubt him, he prays and studys the good book real good. Ifn he said it was in the book it's in there.
You just missed it. Slow down and read slower.

Sorry, I don't except it just because he or anyone else says it, I have a brain and I have a relationship with the Lord.

I don't believe God gives a rip about whether or not I have a hairy chin. Remember: It is man that looks at the outward appearance, God checks out the heart.

Why does the preacher want to control what a man has on his face??? Shouldn't he focus on helping folks with the heart things?

[holinesswoman]

Sorry, I don't except it just because he or anyone else says it, I have a brain and I have a relationship with the Lord.

I don't believe God gives a rip about whether or not I have a hairy chin. Remember: It is man that looks at the outward appearance, God checks out the heart.

Why does the preacher want to control what a man has on his face??? Shouldn't he focus on helping folks with the heart things?

From the heart the mouth speaketh..and it should have no hair on it.

It just makes good holy ghost sense to me.

[mizpeh]

From the heart the mouth speaketh..and it should have no hair on it.

It just makes good holy ghost sense to me.

Jesus might have a few choice words to add to that! :whistle

[holinesswoman]

Jesus might have a few choice words to add to that! :whistle

Yes. like, Amen Sister

[mizpeh]

Yes. like, Amen Sister

Jesus had a beard. He might suggest that Crakjak grows his a little longer! :tease

[freeatlast]

Jesus had a beard. He might suggest that Crakjak grows his a little longer! :tease

My preacher eexplained how Jesus did not really have a beard. Just a few days growth when he was held against his will and could not shave regular.

[freeatlast]

My preacher eexplained how Jesus did not really have a beard. Just a few days growth when he was held against his will and could not shave regular.

opps...forgot to say just kidding....course you can tell the by my wisker in my avatar.

[Withdrawn]

Since it was revealed that Bro. Herbert was playing us, now it looks like holinesswoman is doing the same thing.

Who are you REALLY, holinesswoman? Is that you again, revrandy?

[RandyWayne]

My first post on this thread is a simple observation.....



Every time I read the thread title I can't help but hear the "Mr. Ed" theme in my head!

(Imagine Ed's voice saying "Hello All.... I am Bro Hubert!", as the gates of the barn swing open.)

[Withdrawn]

Hi, Randy.

To catch you up, Bro. Hubert has been exposed as revrandy's alter ego. If you have time to read all 29 pages, you'll get a good laugh. I think we also need to do some diving into this new character, holinesswoman. She's too much of a caricature to be real. I expect there's another regular behind this name as well. Stay tuned...

[holinesswoman]

jaameez. if the is your real name. I just want to assur you I am just an old time holiness woman. I may speak my mind. My holiness preachers have always taught by their examples, saying what we need hear every Sunday and Wed night. Not being careful to step on whatever toes needed stepped on. So far I have found this kind of a warm place. My younger sister told me I'd find something to keep my fingers busy here. There's more to life than knittng you know. Now God bless.

[HerbHubert]

My first post on this thread is a simple observation.....

Every time I read the thread title I can't help but hear the "Mr. Ed" theme in my head!

(Imagine Ed's voice saying "Hello All.... I am Bro Hubert!", as the gates of the barn swing open.)

That's because you are a liberal TV watchers and the old one-eyed devil has hold on your heart and you a fixated on MR. ED...

You need to be set free from that MR.ED demon... Yes the devil has used MR. Ed to capture your mind Mr. Wayne (I don't use the term Brother here because Mr. Wayne needs the Lord)..

I will pray for you Mr. Wayne that you are released from the hold Mr. Ed/Hollywood spirit has upon you..

Brother Hubert

[El Predicador]

It's a shame the conservative stance has been reduced to caricatures.

:scripture

[steve p]

:friendCan I call you Bro. Hubert even if I dont meet your standards????

[Judgment]

Disrespectful...

But I am used to folks who were once Pentecostal but now aren't....

Seems like there a lot of those around here?....

I thought this was a Apostolic Website...I may have been mistaken....

It seems many here are more along the lines of Charismatic than Pentecostal??

Judgement cometh!

Judge not lest ye be judged.

[Cindy]

Hi, Randy.

To catch you up, Bro. Hubert has been exposed as revrandy's alter ego. If you have time to read all 29 pages, you'll get a good laugh. I think we also need to do some diving into this new character, holinesswoman. She's too much of a caricature to be real. I expect there's another regular behind this name as well. Stay tuned...

I agree jaamez.

[Esther]

Hi, Randy.

To catch you up, Bro. Hubert has been exposed as revrandy's alter ego. If you have time to read all 29 pages, you'll get a good laugh. I think we also need to do some diving into this new character, holinesswoman. She's too much of a caricature to be real. I expect there's another regular behind this name as well. Stay tuned...

Noooooooo say it ain't so! :aaa

[Cindy]

Holiness woman misspells my user name like some gentlemen on AFF.

[steve p]

Holiness woman misspells my user name like some gentlemen on AFF.

ewwwwwww a cross dressing holinesswoman????????:crazy

[Cindy]

ewwwwwww a cross dressing holinesswoman????????:crazy

Yep.:redheels

[PastorN]

Praise the Lord All, I just joined!! I am a Pastor in California. I am UPC but I have been thinking about joining WPF. Anyone know anything about these people?

[steve p]

Yep.:redheels

Hopefully she/he/it will never show her/his/its face around here!!!!:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny

[Cindy]

Hopefully she/he/it will never show her/his/its face around here!!!!:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny

:ursofunny

[Cindy]

Praise the Lord All, I just joined!! I am a Pastor in California. I am UPC but I have been thinking about joining WPF. Anyone know anything about these people?

You poor man, run for you life. The inmates are running the asylum.

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f383/ladyCntexas/Welcome/thbutterfly-1.gif

[PastorN]

Are you serious??

[Cindy]

Are you serious??

No sir, I'm sorry. It does get a little crazy and funny here sometimes. I am serious about the welcome though.

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f383/ladyCntexas/Welcome/thwelcomebutterflys.gif

[PastorN]

The brethern at WPF seem sincere....I am not on board with the TV issue. Anyone want to eweigh in?

[steve p]

no weighing in here............i need to diet.........................

[Falla39]

Oh I think not young man, my preacher said it was in the book. I never doubt him, he prays and studys the good book real good. Ifn he said it was in the book it's in there.You just missed it. Slow down and read slower.

My late preacher (earthly father, mentor, pastor and friend) said that
"adults do NOT like to be treated like children, they will RESENT it". After
we were taught as children, Dad released us back into the Hands of ONE
who could and would do what NO man could do. We do our part, GOD does
HIS!!! Have faith in GOD. Before Dad departed this life, he was still singing,
"He's Still Working On Me", to make me what I oughta be. And our Heavenly
Father knows what HE desires us each to be! We belong to Him. It is HE
that hath made us and not we ourselves. He puts the finishing touches on
these "earthen/clay vessels.
Jesus told his disciples that He was WITH them, but would be IN them.
I have had the "TEACHER" for 50 yrs. He is IN me, leading and guiding me
from the inside out. What in the heart (inside) is revealed by what comes
out of our mouths.

Sorry, Holinesswoman, just had to "brag" on my preacher and TEACHER
a bit.

Hugs,

Falla39