Stand up and be a man!

[seguidordejesus]

I was convicted by this message...not for the faint of heart (or ears!) :treadmill:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47cHJR_IABw

[seguidordejesus]

:gotcha

[Cindy]

:nutso

[StillStanding]

I think you just discovered a new standard for men saints! :lol

After all, it was important enough to be mentioned SIX times in the bible!

[Arphaxad]

fire hydrants :dogpat

ARPH:doggyrun

[OnTheFritz]

That's awesome.

[seguidordejesus]

I've contemplated this several time since I've posted and it still makes the anointing flow.

[Elizabeth]

Good for a mens only conference.

[tstew]

The whole time I was watching it, all those walls around him were making me nervous. I just knew that he was about to get himself worked up enough for a live demonstration. That is unbelievable...and his numerology in the beginning is rich :)

[Pressing-On]

I've contemplated this several time since I've posted and it still makes the anointing flow.

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Stop eating bean burritos!

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[Pressing-On]

The whole time I was watching it, all those walls around him were making me nervous. I just knew that he was about to get himself worked up enough for a live demonstration. That is unbelievable...and his numerology in the beginning is rich :)

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[tstew]

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He has made the short list of the churches I want to visit before I die. This kind of thing is comedy gold to me.

[Pressing-On]

He has made the short list of the churches I want to visit before I die. This kind of thing is comedy gold to me.

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[Timmy]

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[Pressing-On]

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TIM-MAY!!! Back away from those walls!!!!

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:bliss

[Timmy]

TIM-MAY!!! Back away from those walls!!!!

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But, but,... the Bible!!! Gotta obey!!!

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[Timmy]

http://www.urinal.net/madonna/

I wrote a poem about one of these (the first one). I'm not kidding!

[Pressing-On]

But, but,... the Bible!!! Gotta obey!!!

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Go ahead then. We wouldn't want you to be lost, would we?!!!

[Pressing-On]

http://www.urinal.net/madonna/

I wrote a poem about one of these (the first one). I'm not kidding!
I'm getting a block on my computer. :toofunny Can't view it.

[tstew]

Methinks we may have uncovered a legal defense in the event that anyone gets arrested for "being a man" in public.

[Pressing-On]

Methinks we may have uncovered a legal defense in the event that anyone gets arrested for "being a man" in public.
You're good, Stew!!!!!! :thumbsup

[Timmy]

I'm getting a block on my computer. :toofunny Can't view it.

A clean, Biblically correct website like that, blocked? OK, how about this:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/17/21417625_e1dca3ab96.jpg?v=0

[Pressing-On]

A clean, Biblically correct website like that, blocked? OK, how about this:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/17/21417625_e1dca3ab96.jpg?v=0

Is that the urinal? It looks like a shower. lol

[Timmy]

Is that the urinal? It looks like a shower. lol

Yep, it's a urinal. Quite a tourist attraction, too. It's on post cards in the gift shop. (That's what I wrote the poem on, and sent it to friends. ;))

[Pressing-On]

Yep, it's a urinal. Quite a tourist attraction, too. It's on post cards in the gift shop. (That's what I wrote the poem on, and sent it to friends. ;))

It's pretty nice! I love anything made out of stone. Don't like brick, but I absolutely love stone!!

[Elizabeth]

This thread is gross, gross, GROSS!:vomit

[Timmy]

It's pretty nice! I love anything made out of stone. Don't like brick, but I absolutely love stone!!

You should stay at the Madonna Inn some time. Every room is different, and several have a lot of rock work. A lot of rock showers, etc. And don't miss that tourist attraction! (Yes, ladies do go see it. Usually after making sure it's not in use at the time. ;))

[Timmy]

This thread is gross, gross, GROSS!:vomit

Well, he's right, that is mentioned in the Bible. You better stay away from the KJV. :winkgrin

[Pressing-On]

You should stay at the Madonna Inn some time. Every room is different, and several have a lot of rock work. A lot of rock showers, etc. And don't miss that tourist attraction! (Yes, ladies do go see it. Usually after making sure it's not in use at the time. ;))

Is it a Catholic deal?

[Timmy]

Is it a Catholic deal?

No, that's the last name of the owners.

[Pressing-On]

No, that's the last name of the owners.
Oh. Well, it's really nice.

[Elizabeth]

Well, he's right, that is mentioned in the Bible. You better stay away from the KJV. :winkgrin

Yeah lets talk about dung now....j/k :D

[Pressing-On]

Yeah lets talk about dung now....j/k :D

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[Timmy]

Yeah lets talk about dung now....j/k :D

;) Funny how some Bible stories never quite made it into the Sunday School curriculum. :lol

[Pressing-On]

;) Funny how some Bible stories never quite made it into the Sunday School curriculum. :lol
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[Ron]

Anyone hear of indoor plumbing?:hmmm

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[NotforSale]

I sure hope nobody is taking this seriously. This is the kind of preaching/teaching that brings reproach upon truth and confuses people who may be sincere.

It's obvious this guy has never had acute/chronic prostititas. If you don't know what that is, check it out. I was almost hospitalized with this. One day everything was OK, the next day everything fell apart. Most men will suffer from prostate trouble after they turn 50.

We (men) change as we get older and so does the plumbing. Making a man feel like he is not a man because he dosen't stand when he urinates, is cultish and foolish.

Apostolics who follow this kind of rhetorical slant are the ones who drive good people away to search for "Real" truth. If you're convicted by this, you need to throw away the "false balance" and find a teacher who is blessed with genuine wisdom. This is taking the Bible out of context in its purest form.

This preacher would do himself well to spend more time on unity, brotherly love, and the reason Jesus came to this world.

NFS

[tstew]

I sure hope nobody is taking this seriously. This is the kind of preaching/teaching that brings reproach upon truth and confuses people who may be sincere.

It's obvious this guy has never had acute/chronic prostititas. If you don't know what that is, check it out. I was almost hospitalized with this. One day everything was OK, the next day everything fell apart. Most men will suffer from prostate trouble after they turn 50.

We (men) change as we get older and so does the plumbing. Making a man feel like he is not a man because he dosen't stand when he urinates, is cultish and foolish.

Apostolics who follow this kind of rhetorical slant are the ones who drive good people away to search for "Real" truth. If you're convicted by this, you need to throw away the "false balance" and find a teacher who is blessed with genuine wisdom. This is taking the Bible out of context in its purest form.

This preacher would do himself well to spend more time on unity, brotherly love, and the reason Jesus came to this world.

NFS

I hope that nobody would take this kind of "revelation" seriously. While they were not showing his actual congregation, it didn't sound like even they were too enthused about the message.

[Pressing-On]

I hope that nobody would take this kind of "revelation" seriously. While they were not showing his actual congregation, it didn't sound like even they were too enthused about the message.
We did find a urinal made out of rock. I was thoroughly blessed by that! :toofunny

[Scott Hutchinson]

Boy this goes to show if you have scripture for something you read you can preach it.
Anything in the Bible is preachable,funny thing though I read the English Standard Version and I went to the bathroom today and stood up.
I read the NKJV some yesterday and I stood up in the bathroom too.
I read the NIV too,will it make me sit down in the restroom ?
Now I'm inspire to study ain't no telling what the Holy Ghost might reveal to me.

[NotforSale]

I hope that nobody would take this kind of "revelation" seriously. While they were not showing his actual congregation, it didn't sound like even they were too enthused about the message.

I noticed that, too. Pretty quiet in the background. Also, give him a few years. He'll find out a thing or to about mid-life.

God Bless, NFS :grumpy

[Michael The Disciple]

Not much to it in my opinion. Gives us the liberty to say somthing else instead of pee. Thats about it. A man should be a man? Sure every one should be in the image of Yeshua Messiah. More like him.

[George]

Idiocy at its best! Thanks for the laugh.

[Praxeas]

I can't stand it when a preacher says something like "you haven't liked what I had to say so far" as if the entire congregation is backslid

[Praxeas]

I noticed that, too. Pretty quiet in the background. Also, give him a few years. He'll find out a thing or to about mid-life.

God Bless, NFS :grumpy
I think a lot of "internut preachers" have on congregations...I know Revrend Charles didn't

[Praxeas]

I was just thinking....first we got Magic Hair, now we got ...well no...I better not say that. Well anyways it's amazing someone would try to get theological over that phrase

[iceniez]

I was just thinking....first we got Magic Hair, now we got ...well no...I better not say that. Well anyways it's amazing someone would try to get theological over that phrase

Think it will become a docturine ?

[Timmy]

Think it will become a docturine ?

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[iceniez]

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I thought you would enjoy that.

[ILG]

I tried to stand up and be a man, but it didn't work. :D

[iceniez]

I tried to stand up and be a man, but it didn't work. :D

:neener:slaphappy

[seguidordejesus]

I was convicted by this message...not for the faint of heart (or ears!) :treadmill:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47cHJR_IABw

Just contemplated this message again...the blessings are flowing here in tyler, praise the lord.

[Praxeas]

Just contemplated this message again...the blessings are flowing here in tyler, praise the lord.
You found an outdoor urinal?