What to expect when Liberal nut jobs rule America

[Praxeas]

Singer Sheryl Crow, fresh from a confrontation with Karl Rove at the White House Press Correspondents Dinner, has some unique ideas about saving the planet from "global warming."


In a blog chronicling her thoughts during a college tour with Laurie David, producer of Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth," she suggests "a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."
"Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required," she writes.



http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55342

[CupCake]

Singer Sheryl Crow, fresh from a confrontation with Karl Rove at the White House Press Correspondents Dinner, has some unique ideas about saving the planet from "global warming."


In a blog chronicling her thoughts during a college tour with Laurie David, producer of Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth," she suggests "a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."
"Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required," she writes.



http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55342

Does not matter, nuts are nuts you have them in both groups~

[CC1]

There are further quotes by her about this on the web today. She speifically suggestede everyone could do with just one square of toilet paper except in those "pesky" situations where you might need three!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Praxeas]

Al Gore will have to invent the toilet cam linked to your enviropolice department so they can arrest you for wiping with more than one square :ursofunny

[CC1]

Perhaps Hillary can incorporate this toilet paper rationing into her National Healthcare program.

With all of the money we save in toilet paper Hillary can tax us more to pay for all of the illegal aliens medical care and that of the folks too lazy to work!!

[Praxeas]

Perhaps Hillary can incorporate this toilet paper rationing into her National Healthcare program.

With all of the money we save in toilet paper Hillary can tax us more to pay for all of the illegal aliens medical care and that of the folks too lazy to work!!
For what the dollar is worth maybe we can all wipe with green backs?

[CC1]

For what the dollar is worth maybe we can all wipe with green backs?

Today Rush suggested everybody use the New York Times.

[Praxeas]

lol

[Ferd]

Does not matter, nuts are nuts you have them in both groups~

there is no such thing as a conservitive who wants people to use ONE SQUARE of tolet paper.


no. liberal nut jobs are the only ones that nuts.

[Ferd]

there is stupid then there is liberal nut job stupid.

SC is liberal nut job stupid.

[Ferd]

If God ever came close to sanctioning a divorce, it was Lance and this idiot.

[CupCake]

liberal nut jobs are the only ones that nuts.

Nah don't buy that, nuts are in both camps and all walks of life...Knew a guy in the church once who made his family use the newspaper for TP, I kid you not! ~

[Ferd]

Nah don't buy that, nuts are in both camps and all walks of life...Knew a guy in the church once who made his family use the newspaper for TP, I kid you not! ~

I had a school teacher that made her family use rags that she washed and resued. eeek!



but really all the wackos who actually get to talk and say stupid stuff that is reapeated nationally are liberals.

us conservitives keep our freaks locked up.

[ILG]

Singer Sheryl Crow, fresh from a confrontation with Karl Rove at the White House Press Correspondents Dinner, has some unique ideas about saving the planet from "global warming."


In a blog chronicling her thoughts during a college tour with Laurie David, producer of Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth," she suggests "a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."
"Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required," she writes.



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I read that and mentioned that maybe we could all use our right hands for shaking and left hands for private business, like in some countries. We wouldn't need TP at all then!:killinme

[The Mrs]

You've GOT to be kidding!!! :uhoh

ONE square???

Who are they trying to kid??? :doh












:oops PO made me do it!!! http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/_TheMrs_/Smileys/shemademe.gif

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

You've GOT to be kidding!!! :uhoh

ONE square???

Who are they trying to kid??? :doh












:oops PO made me do it!!! http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/_TheMrs_/Smileys/shemademe.gif


Must not post on this thread....

Must not post on this thread...

Must not post on this thread....

[CupCake]

I had a school teacher that made her family use rags that she washed and resued. eeek!



but really all the wackos who actually get to talk and say stupid stuff that is reapeated nationally are liberals.

us conservitives keep our freaks locked up.

Oh that just gross. I had dinner at a lady house from the church she was washing her dishes with her son old used underwear, thought I was going to toss my cookies~ Please people buy TP and dish cloth~:itsover

As for the liberals getting their words out, due to the fact they have more money~

[commonsense]

too funny for words-------------
I think I agree with Ferd's words of wisdom.
Yes there are nuts in both camps, but the cons know when to just think something stupid and not voice it!

I'm all for good stewardship and not wasting our resources and recycling when it's practical..........but when they try to dictate the privacy of my bathroom, I draw the line-------------------stay out! :bath

[toof]

There are further quotes by her about this on the web today. She speifically suggestede everyone could do with just one square of toilet paper except in those "pesky" situations where you might need three!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wouldn't shake her hand with a 10 foot pole!

[Rev Dooley]

One square would not even remotely cover my..., well never mind.
NI

[Arphaxad]

Singer Sheryl Crow, fresh from a confrontation with Karl Rove at the White House Press Correspondents Dinner, has some unique ideas about saving the planet from "global warming."


In a blog chronicling her thoughts during a college tour with Laurie David, producer of Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth," she suggests "a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."
"Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required," she writes.



http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55342



You know she allows her songs to be used to advertise Subaru SUV's.

[The Mrs]

You know she allows her songs to be used to advertise Subaru SUV's.

And we care about this becaaauuusseeee....... ??? :dunno :dunno :dunno

[Pressing-On]

You've GOT to be kidding!!! :uhoh

ONE square???

Who are they trying to kid??? :doh












:oops PO made me do it!!! http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/_TheMrs_/Smileys/shemademe.gif

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[crakjak]

Singer Sheryl Crow, fresh from a confrontation with Karl Rove at the White House Press Correspondents Dinner, has some unique ideas about saving the planet from "global warming."


In a blog chronicling her thoughts during a college tour with Laurie David, producer of Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth," she suggests "a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."
"Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required," she writes.



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"Professing to be wise they became fools....." Now I know what the verse is talking about. She and Al deserve each other. What absolute, undiluted bull! She and Al will soon be publishing the wacko's book of "standards".

[The Mrs]

:hurtyou

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Yes, sir! May I have another!!!











(You'd have to know the movie to get that joke!) :heeheehee