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Hoovie
08-31-2010, 09:17 PM
Why do so many think their "being conservative" necessitates the condemnation of all other Christians?? It truly puzzles me.
Why does MOW ALWAYS include a smiley in his posts???
Why does Charnock come in blasting out posts in a blaze of glory...
only to most always retreat as he burns bridges??
Why am I always so right??
Why is our Mr Smith so much different than the one that went to Washington??
Why do sooo many people I know read here yet won't post nor PM me to even say "Hello"??
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ManOfWord
08-31-2010, 09:22 PM
Good question! :D
LOL
Hoovie
08-31-2010, 09:25 PM
See folks. That is just weird!
Sherri
09-01-2010, 05:54 AM
Hi, Hoovie, - just wanted to say Hello.
canam
09-01-2010, 06:02 AM
Hi hoovie :)
Hoovie
09-01-2010, 06:29 AM
I am feeling a bit (wee bit) better.:thumbsup
Digging4Truth
09-01-2010, 06:39 AM
Why do so many think their "being conservative" necessitates the condemnation of all other Christians?? It truly puzzles me.
That's a good one. I used to do the same thing myself and yet I still cannot explain why it is so.
Why does MOW ALWAYS include a smiley in his posts???
Because... out of the abundance of the heart the hand typeth. That could be the answer to the first one too. :)
Why does Charnock come in blasting out posts in a blaze of glory... only to most always retreat as he burns bridges??
Because their moniker sounds like an alien from a bad B movie and this has created inner anger issues.
Why am I always so right??
I assume you are speaking of your interaction here on the forum. Since I know you are married my assumption has to be that you are not always so right at home. :)
Why is our Mr Smith so much different than the one that went to Washington??
Because... the times, they are a changin'. :)
Why do sooo many people I know read here yet won't post nor PM me to even say "Hello"??
Because... a lurker is a lurker. They just can't help themselves.
I hope this info is helpful.
Sister Alvear
09-01-2010, 07:32 AM
Hoovie, maybe we should call in CSI to help solve these deep questions....ha....Love you my friend...
rgcraig
09-01-2010, 07:39 AM
Great questions Hoovie!
Timmy
09-01-2010, 07:43 AM
Good question! :D
LOL
Hello, MOW.
Hi, Hoovie, - just wanted to say Hello.
Hello, Sherri.
Hi hoovie :)
Hello, Can.
That's a good one. I used to do the same thing myself and yet I still cannot explain why it is so.
Because... out of the abundance of the heart the hand typeth. That could be the answer to the first one too. :)
Because their moniker sounds like an alien from a bad B movie and this has created inner anger issues.
I assume you are speaking of your interaction here on the forum. Since I know you are married my assumption has to be that you are not always so right at home. :)
Because... the times, they are a changin'. :)
Because... a lurker is a lurker. They just can't help themselves.
I hope this info is helpful.
Hello, Digger.
Hoovie, maybe we should call in CSI to help solve these deep questions....ha....Love you my friend...
Hello, Sis A.
Great questions Hoovie!
Hello, Renda.
Timmy
09-01-2010, 07:44 AM
Why do so many think their "being conservative" necessitates the condemnation of all other Christians?? It truly puzzles me.
Why does MOW ALWAYS include a smiley in his posts???
Why does Charnock come in blasting out posts in a blaze of glory...
only to most always retreat as he burns bridges??
Why am I always so right??
Why is our Mr Smith so much different than the one that went to Washington??
Why do sooo many people I know read here yet won't post nor PM me to even say "Hello"??
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Yo, Hoovmeister! Sup!
:D
seguidordejesus
09-01-2010, 08:47 AM
Oh dear, Sis. Alvear made a TV reference ;)
I have always wondered why it matters so much what the PAJC OR the PCI believe(d) - what matters is the Bible.
pelathais
09-01-2010, 12:18 PM
I too, am one that posts "Hi Hoovie."
pelathais
09-01-2010, 12:19 PM
Oh dear, Sis. Alvear made a TV reference ;)
I have always wondered why it matters so much what the PAJC OR the PCI believe(d) - what matters is the Bible.
Because the PCI believed what the Bible says. :thumbsup
mfblume
09-01-2010, 12:21 PM
HAHAHAHA. Awesome thread! :thumbsup
whoami
09-01-2010, 12:35 PM
Judging from many recent discussions here, I think I've learned the answer to this questions. Its the liberal left.
Why do so many think their "being conservative" necessitates the condemnation of all other Christians?? It truly puzzles me.
Because of the liberals.
Why does MOW ALWAYS include a smiley in his posts???
Because of the liberals.
Why does Charnock come in blasting out posts in a blaze of glory...
only to most always retreat as he burns bridges??
Because of the liberals.
Why am I always so right??
Because of the liberals.
Why is our Mr Smith so much different than the one that went to Washington??
Because of the liberals.
Why do sooo many people I know read here yet won't post nor PM me to even say "Hello"??
Because of the liberals.
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They can't be solved because of the liberals.
:ursofunny
Charnock
09-01-2010, 01:33 PM
Why do so many think their "being conservative" necessitates the condemnation of all other Christians?? It truly puzzles me.
Why does MOW ALWAYS include a smiley in his posts???
Why does Charnock come in blasting out posts in a blaze of glory...
only to most always retreat as he burns bridges??
Why am I always so right??
Why is our Mr Smith so much different than the one that went to Washington??
Why do sooo many people I know read here yet won't post nor PM me to even say "Hello"??
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Where have I blasted anybody, ya big fat jerk!?
Also, I have never burned any bridge. Never.
Houses, barns, and fields...but never a bridge!
:bliss
rgcraig
09-01-2010, 01:59 PM
Where have I blasted anybody, ya big fat jerk!?
Also, I have never burned any bridge. Never.
Houses, barns, and fields...but never a bridge!
:bliss
Here for starters - - you lump us ALL into this:
Originally Posted by Charnock
Brutal thread.
AFF is not what it was. It used to be a place where people with diverse ideologies clashed.
No more.
AFF has one ideology. That ideology includes a venomous hatred for all things Oneness Pentecostal.
AFF is a church. A religious movement. A political action committee whose entire purpose is to tear down basic doctrinal truths like the Oneness of God, Holy Spirit baptism and the need for righteous living.
Hate your pastor? AFF is for you.
Hate being told no? AFF is for you?
Hate absolutes? AFF is for you?
Deny God exists? AFF is for you.
Mock tongue talkers? AFF is for you.
It IS revolting, and entirely sad. It wasn't always this way. The depth of blasphemy represented is staggering.
Charnock
09-01-2010, 02:00 PM
It's the truth.
But I'm not supposed to say that or I will get in trouble.
rgcraig
09-01-2010, 02:01 PM
It's the truth.
No.
Charnock
09-01-2010, 02:02 PM
No.
The sky is blue.
rgcraig
09-01-2010, 02:03 PM
The sky is blue.
Well, today it's blue with a lot of white clouds where I am.
whoami
09-01-2010, 02:38 PM
Well, today it's blue with a lot of white clouds where I am.
It's grey and stormy here.
Liberal
09-01-2010, 02:43 PM
Judging from many recent discussions here, I think I've learned the answer to this questions. Its the liberal left.
Because of the liberals.
Because of the liberals.
Because of the liberals.
Because of the liberals.
Because of the liberals.
Because of the liberals.
They can't be solved because of the liberals.
:ursofunny
Yes, everything is my fault.
Michael
09-01-2010, 05:43 PM
Yes, everything is my fault.
Oh please! Its Bush's fault....:snapout:thwak:banghead
Hoovie
09-01-2010, 05:47 PM
Hello & welcome to all my new found friends, buddies, chums and confidants!
:bliss:bliss:bliss:bliss
Liberal
09-01-2010, 05:52 PM
Oh please! Its Bush's fault....:snapout:thwak:banghead
Boloney, now it's Obama's fault. Sometime told me yesterday how awful Obama was for this economic downturn we're in. Huh? Didn't this slide start while he was still campaigning?
Mrs. LPW
09-01-2010, 06:36 PM
Hello Hoov... :crazy
Mrs. LPW
09-01-2010, 06:37 PM
:toofunny
Hello, MOW.
Hello, Sherri.
Hello, Can.
Hello, Digger.
Hello, Sis A.
Hello, Renda.
Hoovie
09-01-2010, 07:23 PM
Hello, MOW.
Hello, Sherri.
Hello, Can.
Hello, Digger.
Hello, Sis A.
Hello, Renda.
Yo, Hoovmeister! Sup!
:D
:blah
Timmy, if it were not for the last gesture I would "excommunicate" you, er uh... defriend you.
Scott Hutchinson
09-01-2010, 10:04 PM
Hello.
RevDWW
09-01-2010, 11:02 PM
Why do sooo many people I know read here yet won't post nor PM me to even say "Hello"??
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Why won't some that post that no one will PM them, not respond to PMs???? :ursofunny
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