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Elihu
05-04-2007, 08:28 AM
A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.

The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the blonde's attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill , and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references.

He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress.

He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up.

He wakes up the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and

asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

How can a blonde be so smart?

Felicity
05-04-2007, 08:49 AM
LOL! :toofunny Love it!


So much for "dumb" blonde. Hehe. ;) :D

Old Paths
05-04-2007, 08:51 AM
I have TWO daughters that are real natural blondes and DUMB THEY AREN'T!

Sharp, intelligent and georgeous.

Just like their Mom.

Ronzo
05-04-2007, 08:52 AM
Ok... now THAT is funny!

Felicity
05-04-2007, 08:59 AM
I know some REALLY dumb brunettes.

Elihu
05-04-2007, 09:00 AM
Men prefer brunettes.

Felicity
05-04-2007, 09:06 AM
Men prefer brunettes.Depends on the man I suppose. :tease

Margies3
05-04-2007, 11:44 AM
I know some REALLY dumb brunettes.

Men prefer brunettes.

Depends on the man I suppose. :tease

I would hope that who a man prefers is more dependant on the woman's personality and character than it would be on her hair color.

LadyChocolate
05-04-2007, 11:55 AM
I would hope that who a man prefers is more dependant on the woman's personality and character than it would be on her hair color.

so what about the women who have 1/2 of their hair blonde and the other another color? Are they of a split personality????

BoredOutOfMyMind
05-04-2007, 12:12 PM
so what about the women who have 1/2 of their hair blonde and the other another color? Are they of a split personality????

A blonde with brunette roots is an imposter.

LadyChocolate
05-04-2007, 12:16 PM
A blonde with brunette roots is an imposter.

Okay, I gotta ask you guys out there. Are you really attracted to the "dumb" blonde. when I was in school, it was the rage to have that blonde hair and many many girls i knew "acted" the part. They weren't really that dumb but they acted it for attention. For some strange reason, they thought the guys liked that. Just wondering....

Margies3
05-04-2007, 12:28 PM
Okay, I gotta ask you guys out there. Are you really attracted to the "dumb" blonde. when I was in school, it was the rage to have that blonde hair and many many girls i knew "acted" the part. They weren't really that dumb but they acted it for attention. For some strange reason, they thought the guys liked that. Just wondering....

LC, I'm not a guy so I can't answer your question.

But I can tell you that I saw the same thing happening when I was young. And that was the fastest turn-off to me that there could have been. Any guy who wanted a girl to be dumber than him had a very low estimation of their own self-worth in my book. Why would I want to be with someone like that? Nope. I wanted the top of the class. And I wanted him to want someone who was at least his equal, if not smarter. And that's just what I got :nod

LadyChocolate
05-04-2007, 12:38 PM
LC, I'm not a guy so I can't answer your question.

But I can tell you that I saw the same thing happening when I was young. And that was the fastest turn-off to me that there could have been. Any guy who wanted a girl to be dumber than him had a very low estimation of their own self-worth in my book. Why would I want to be with someone like that? Nope. I wanted the top of the class. And I wanted him to want someone who was at least his equal, if not smarter. And that's just what I got :nod

I couldn't stand to pretend to be dumb. I had a good friend who was like that. She would play the part and of course the guys were laughing at her lots. She got lots of attention... But they were laughing AT her.

BoredOutOfMyMind
05-04-2007, 12:40 PM
Okay, I gotta ask you guys out there. Are you really attracted to the "dumb" blonde. when I was in school, it was the rage to have that blonde hair and many many girls i knew "acted" the part. They weren't really that dumb but they acted it for attention. For some strange reason, they thought the guys liked that. Just wondering....

My sister is a dumb blonde..... I married a smart brunette hottie.