Time to pick up my mantle....

[OneAccord]

A couple of years ago, by a vote of one (me), I was elected (or, more honestly I elected myself) to the office of "Unofficial Greeter". For reasons I won't go into, I was either A) Fired, B) Impeached or C) just Quit (ie., got lazy) or D) All Of The Above. ( Pick one)

I feel the time has come to sweep off the ol' welcome mat and say WELCOME to all of our new friends. I will return to my role as AFFs Unofficial Greeter effective, well, right now.

And, as my first act... I will....

...procrastinate.

[Cindy]

Git-er-done!!

[*AQuietPlace*]

I don't think you've welcomed me yet.


;)

[OneAccord]

CINDY!

I just swept that mat off. And there you go, trackin' sand all over it!

Sheesh. Admins, what are we gonna do with 'em?

[OneAccord]

I don't think you've welcomed me yet.


;)

Huh... what part of "PROCRASTINATE" do you not understand? I'm on break.

Besides... with 6000+ posts, you ain't exactly a spring chicken around here. You've got more posts than me!

But.... well, here, heres you "Welcome". Anything else?:highfive

[*AQuietPlace*]

I'm going to grow old and gray........ and still feel unwelcomed. <sniff, sniff>

[OneAccord]

I'm going to grow old and gray........ and still feel unwelcomed. <sniff, sniff>

Oh, good night.... Does this make ya feel better. Take a sip and you'll feel spiffy instead of sniffy.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m75/OneAccord_2006/AFFCoke.jpg

[BeenThinkin]

OneAccord.... I don't know, but I think you're needed more as an EMT to give CPR to those who don't survive "The Heat!" Give them the shock treatment! Oh wait, I think that's what some of them got while on AFF..."the Shock Treatment!" They're shocked that everyone doesn't believe "IT" just like them and then a double shock that they can't convince everyone to change and be like them.

Been Thinkin

[supertone]

Hi, I'm new here.

[OneAccord]

Sorry, Been Thinkin'.... you'e exceeded the limit on using the word "shock" in one post. I'm afraid we're gonna have to ask you to go to the back of the line and "Repent and do your first works..." We apologize for any inconvenience. If you feel this action is unwarranted... TOUGH!:happydance

[OneAccord]

Hi, I'm new here.

Well, Supertone, since you really ARE new here, I'd like to cordially welcome you to AFF. We're always happy to make new friends (Gettin' kinda tired of the old ones). Now, if you'll walk this way, I'll give you the Grand Tour. And we're walking, and walking... . Ok, tours over. Welcome, now, get to postin'!

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m75/OneAccord_2006/AFFGold.jpg

[BeenThinkin]

Sorry, Been Thinkin'.... you'e exceeded the limit on using the word "shock" in one post. I'm afraid we're gonna have to ask you to go to the back of the line and "Repent and do your first works..." We apologize for any inconvenience. If you feel this action is unwarranted... TOUGH!:happydance

Well let's get the words we use right...okay! (See the bolded above!) And besides that the line is toooooo long and NOW won't let me in the line. Besides all that there are three lines. One for the Fathers, one for the Sons, and one for the Holy Spirits. The third line is the shortest for I've not found many on here have the Holy Spirit for I've not heard them speak in tongues, nor handle snakes, .... do you want me to go on? Oh of course you don't! Besides I need a drink out of your bottle. Why didn't you bring wine? :laffatu :icecream

Tired of Thinkin

[OneAccord]

"You'e" is the proper way to spell it. I'm right, everyone else is wrong. Only liberal conservatives spell it "You're'. And I didn't bring wine, because we've had too much whining around here now. What we need is cheese. And crackers. And a sam'ich. Mmmmm. Okay, break time.....

[BeenThinkin]

"You'e" is the proper way to spell it. I'm right, everyone else is wrong. Only liberal conservatives spell it "You're'. And I didn't bring wine, because we've had too much whining around here now. What we need is cheese. And crackers. And a sam'ich. Mmmmm. Okay, break time.....

liberal conservatives ...... What is that? Like Oneness Triniterians??? Okay so I missed spelled it! Get over it!

BT

BT

[*AQuietPlace*]

Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




:D

[Cindy]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f383/ladyCntexas/Welcome/thwelcome-3.gif

Welcome to AFF supertone.

[OneAccord]

Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




:D


You can thank me by sowing you best seed gift into my world wide ministry. Just click the following link.....

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[OneAccord]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f383/ladyCntexas/Welcome/thwelcome-3.gif

Welcome to AFF supertone.

Oh... comin' here to upsurp my authority, huh? Its not enough that you're a high and mighty Admin, up there makin' all the big bucks, but now you wanna come down here and take my job too? Ain't gonna happen, Sista. No way, no how. :smack


:heeheehee

[Cindy]

Oh... comin' here to upsurp my authority, huh? Its not enough that you're a high and mighty Admin, up there makin' all the big bucks, but now you wanna come down here and take my job too? Ain't gonna happen, Sista. No way, no how. :smack


:heeheehee

upsurp? Well, NO I would never do that. :girlnails

[OneAccord]

upsurp? Well, NO I would never do that. :girlnails

Just funnin' with ya, Sista. I love ya like a .... well, like a Sista.

Have had way yonder too much fun tonight. Gonna pull the plug, turn out the lights and tell myself ghost stories.

[supertone]

Thanks for the welcome guys! I'm enjoying reading a lot of the threads so far!