Only the Smarmy May Post Here...

[revrandy]

Welcome to the Smarmy... God's Smarmy as I like to call us...

Your in the Smarmy Now...
Don't have a cow...

Smarmy is as Smarmy Does...

To be Smarmy...or not to be Smarmy that is the question...

It's a Smarmy World
It's a Smarmy World
It's a Smarmy World...
It's a Smarmy..Smarmy World...

Make my Smarmy!!

The Pentecostals of Smarmy...

[RevDWW]

To Smarm or not to smarm, that is the question.........

[freeatlast]

Let's see if it accepts my post.














Yup, there it is.




I must indeed be smarmy. WhooHoooo

[Ronzo]

Oh, I'm Smarmy alright...


Smarmy to the core.

Smarmy to the max.

Smarmy smarmy smarmy!

You look up "Smarmy" in the dictionary and it's my picture.

[revrandy]

Where is the Smarmy Wantabe??? Ferd????


A Street Car named Smarmy...


One night with the Smarmys... A popular message around here...

[Nahum]

I've been told I am smarmy. I don't believe it. This is ridiculous! It accepted my post. ARRRRGGGHHHHH!

I'm one of THEM. eeeeewwwww

[revrandy]

I've been told I am smarmy. I don't believe it. This is ridiculous! It accepted my post. ARRRRGGGHHHHH!

I'm one of THEM. eeeeewwwww

:D

Yes.. My Brother.. You are very Smarmy!!! :highfive

I recommend you read this book...

"How win Smarmy's and influence Smarminess"

It will change your ministry!!!!

[freeatlast]

I've been told I am smarmy. I don't believe it. This is ridiculous! It accepted my post. ARRRRGGGHHHHH!

I'm one of THEM. eeeeewwwww

Paastor Poster..we are not smarmy..I know it!

It's must be them fish we are holding that are smarmy!

That's gotta be it!

[revrandy]

Paastor Poster..we are not smarmy..I know it!

It's must be them fish we are holding that are smarmy!

That's gotta be it!

FAL... You are in Smarminess Denial My Friend!!!! :D


You are on the Smarmy Thread...

It's kinda like something that's Ugly..... You don't want to look and yet you can't look away!!! :D

[Ron]

Question-if one was "smarmy" would they know it?:D

[revrandy]

Question-if one was "smarmy" would they know it?:D

Well....


You posted here... Welcome my Smarmy Brother!!!!

You are accepted...

There is possibly a Executive Position with a Man who has the Caliber of Smarminess you do!!! :bliss

I will have to confer with the Smarmy Board on this matter..

RevDWW... Myself... Ferd(Even Tho He hasn't shown up for any of our Board Meetings) and Honorary Smarmy PastorPoster...

Don't call us ...We'll call you...:D

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

Another "It's All About ME!" Thread...

[Ferd]

To Smarm or not to smarm, that is the question.........

That is the question.
wheither it is nobeler in the mind,
to suffer the slings and arrows of outregeous smarm
or by oppsoing them,
to die, to sleep...
perchance to dream....of smarm


Howdy boys!

[Ron]

Well....


You posted here... Welcome my Smarmy Brother!!!!

You are accepted...

There is possibly a Executive Position with a Man who has the Caliber of Smarminess you do!!! :bliss

I will have to confer with the Smarmy Board on this matter..

RevDWW... Myself... Ferd(Even Tho He hasn't shown up for any of our Board Meetings) and Honorary Smarmy PastorPoster...

Don't call us ...We'll call you...:D

I/m thrilled, I'm underwhelmed, to be honoured so!

I think.:tease

[Ferd]

Where is the Smarmy Wantabe??? Ferd????


A Street Car named Smarmy...


One night with the Smarmys... A popular message around here...

ME the wannabe? brother just remember who pointed out the smarm in the first place!

[revrandy]

Another "It's All About ME!" Thread...

:sad :sad :sad :sad

BOOM... Welcome.. you can come and cry here... it's okay... :sad :sad :sad

[revrandy]

ME the wannabe? brother just remember who pointed out the smarm in the first place!

Your a Smarmy Prophet!!!! :D

The spirit of Smarminess is upon you!!! :drawguns

[AmazingGrace]

I am not posting here... its yalls imagination I am just simply peeking in to tell ya....


YOU ARE CRAZY yep yall are!!!!!

[Ron]

I am not posting here... its yalls imagination I am just simply peeking in to tell ya....


YOU ARE CRAZY yep yall are!!!!!

Another one?:D

[Trouvere]

I preach against secret organizations and clubs:drawguns

[revrandy]

I preach against secret organizations and clubs:drawguns

sigh... and yet you posted on here...

it's too late... bro.. your branded...

Stop being so smarmicrital... it's time to

accept the fact your like your smarminess

and there's nothing you can do about it!! :tease

[revrandy]

I am not posting here... its yalls imagination I am just simply peeking in to tell ya....


YOU ARE CRAZY yep yall are!!!!!

Another one?:D



It's just sad...... :sad

Another one.. and so young too.. what is the Youth of this generation coming too???

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

:sad :sad :sad :sad

BOOM... Welcome.. you can come and cry here... it's okay... :sad :sad :sad

Wait, Ferd has already been in The Cry Room!

:ty

[Ferd]

Friends, posters, admin, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The posts that men do lives after them;
The smarm is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus
Hath told you Caesar was smarmy:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Caesar answer'd it.

[Ron]

It's just sad...... :sad

Another one.. and so young too.. what is the Youth of this generation coming too???

:slaphappy

[Ferd]

Wait, Ferd has already been in The Cry Room!

:ty

quit being so smarmy!

[AmazingGrace]

:slaphappy

Are you saying I am not young??!?!?!? :drawguns :beatdeadhorse

[revrandy]

Friends, posters, admin, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The posts that men do lives after them;
The smarm is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus
Hath told you Caesar was smarmy:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Caesar answer'd it.

Good Lord.. man.. It's Smarmy Theatre....:D

Any Good Smarmy is a Good Thespian.. ...

(not lesbian for those of you in Kansas:D:D:D)
Sorry couldn't resist...


But Really Ferd...

Save the Drama for yur Momma!!! :drawguns

:D

[Ferd]

Hark! what Smarm thru yonder window breaks?
'Tis the east and Juliet is the Smarmiest!

[Ferd]

Hark! what Smarm thru yonder window breaks?
'Tis the east and Juliet is the Smarmiest!

Arise fare Smarm
and slay the envous and serious!

[Ron]

Are you saying I am not young??!?!?!? :drawguns :beatdeadhorse


I guess that was a smarmy post?:D

[revrandy]

Ever read the Book by Louis La'Mour...

The Smarmett's??

[Ferd]

Ever read the Book by Louis La'Mour...

The Smarmett's??

yup. read all 17. at christmas I read "The Smarm Breakers" that is a good one.

[revrandy]

yup. read all 17. at christmas I read "The Smarm Breakers" that is a good one.

Where do Smarmy Folks eat??

They eat at Smarm'aDeux's

or Smarmies...

McSmarmald's....

or RuthSmarmies Steak House...

[LadyChocolate]

LOL:killinme You all are totally off the wall nuts crazy and wacko!!!!!!!!!:killinme you need help...lots of help!

[AmazingGrace]

Where do Smarmy Folks eat??

They eat at Smarm'aDeux's

or Smarmies...

McSmarmald's....

or RuthSmarmies Steak House...


Well even though I am not a smarmie I am going to go eat at Scholtzky's (hahah I know I butchered that one but yall know the place!!) So I will see you all later

Then I gotta take me and my kids to the hospital to get tested to see how smarmy we really are LOL... nah we ate some contaminated peanut butter and 3 of the 4 of us are sick so they wanna make sure we aint got the smarmanilla LOL

[AmazingGrace]

LOL:killinme You all are totally off the wall nuts crazy and wacko!!!!!!!!!:killinme you need help...lots of help!

Bless you!!! I say Bless you!!! Thank you for coming in here because now you are officially trapped and I will not be the only woman in here!!! WHEW:killinme :killinme :highfive :killinme

[Trouvere]

To smarm or not to smarm....that is the question???:drawguns

[revrandy]

To smarm or not to smarm....that is the question???:drawguns

CopySmarmy!!!!

Now try this..

Ask Not what your Smarmy can do for you...

Ask what you can do for your Smarmy!!!!

[whollyHis]

This thread makes me want'a 'smarm-a-moo' !!! :bliss

WOO HOO!!!!!

[Trouvere]

CopySmarmy!!!!

Now try this..

Ask Not what your Smarmy can do for you...

Ask what you can do for your Smarmy!!!!


not until you eat this: The Smarmy food of champions.Skip the pbj sandwiches sister.No more for you.

[LadyChocolate]

Bless you!!! I say Bless you!!! Thank you for coming in here because now you are officially trapped and I will not be the only woman in here!!! WHEW:killinme :killinme :highfive :killinme

You know, this is a woman's world...We WILL PreVail!:highfive You take the ones on the right and I'll take the ones on the left....Get out the Smarmy slime....
:dunno i have no idea what i am talking about!!!! i'm as bad as these men...lolol

[revrandy]

You know, this is a woman's world...We WILL PreVail!:highfive You take the ones on the right and I'll take the ones on the left....Get out the Smarmy slime....
:dunno i have no idea what i am talking about!!!! i'm as bad as these men...lolol

:D

[Warmbee]

okay, I don't know what a smarmy is, but I guess if this accepts my post I am a smarmy? what is a smarmy? smarmylisous? smarmaduke? smarmaramado?

[Trouvere]

smarmalade..........................goes great with chicken.:killinme

[revrandy]

okay, I don't know what a smarmy is, but I guess if this accepts my post I am a smarmy? what is a smarmy? smarmylisous? smarmaduke? smarmaramado?

All of the Above....

But we'll defer the question to our local Smarmologist...

Ferd DrSm...

[IAintMovin]

OK I read the first page.....




Oh Smarmy night
Late December back in 63
What a special.......


What babe??? Oh quit singing..... What.... the dogs are barking.....oh ok I will be quite.......

....time for me
Dum Dum Dum De Deeee....
I remember what a night

[revrandy]

OK I read the first page.....




Oh Smarmy night
Late December back in 63
What a special.......


What babe??? Oh quit singing..... What.... the dogs are barking.....oh ok I will be quite.......

....time for me
Dum Dum Dum De Deeee....
I remember what a night

:dunno

[RevDWW]

[RevDww pops in to check things out singing]

We are smary people yes we are
We are smary people yes we are
All day long we sing ths song
Smarminess is never wrong
Wea re smarmy people YES WE ARE!!!!!!!

[RevDWW]

RevRandy, I working on an inspired message for our church (POS) called
"Smarming the gates of Hell"

[revrandy]

RevRandy, I working on an inspired message for our church (POS) called
"Smarming the gates of Hell"

Isn't that a Smarmy Carothers Song???

[LadyChocolate]

RevRandy, I working on an inspired message for our church (POS) called
"Smarming the gates of Hell"

Isn't that a Smarmy Carothers Song???

ROFL:killinme yall are off your smarmy rockers.....

[revrandy]

ROFL:killinme yall are off your smarmy rockers.....

Sis...

It's Friday... you can bet your smarmy on that!! :killinme

[LadyChocolate]

Sis...

It's Friday... you can bet your smarmy on that!! :killinme

rofl

[Ferd]

RevRandy will be the first on a box of Smarmies!

when asked about the honor, he said Im going to Smarmie World!

[revrandy]

RevRandy will be the first on a box of Smarmies!

when asked about the honor, he said Im going to Smarmie World!

Been there..Done that...

I am looking forward to going to Six Smarmies over Texas tho... :killinme

[Ferd]

Been there..Done that...

I am looking forward to going to Six Smarmies over Texas tho... :killinme

been many times but it has been a while.


we got some information on walt smarmie world and are consiering. baby Ferd is 2 so we think he would enjoy but wont remember so maybe we will go to San Antonio to Sea Smarmie.

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

So the question remains- Is this Fellowship, or a new Smarmy Blog?!?

[Ferd]

So the question remains- Is this Fellowship, or a new Smarmy Blog?!?

I dont think you are smarmy.


he says while in the background the song "Only the Sarmy" hauntingly and softly plays.

[revrandy]

So the question remains- Is this Fellowship, or a new Smarmy Blog?!?

I dont think you are smarmy.


he says while in the background the song "Only the Sarmy" hauntingly and softly plays.

I have met BOOM in person...


and let me tell you... my freind..


























The man is smarmy!!!! :D

[ManOfWord]

Smarmy

Pronunciation: 'smär-mE
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): smarm·i·er; -est
Etymology: smarm to gush, slobber
1 : revealing or marked by a smug, ingratiating, or false earnestness <a tone of smarmy self-satisfaction -- New Yorker>
2 : of low sleazy taste or quality <smarmy eroticism>
- smarm·i·ly /-m&-lE/ adverb
- smarm·i·ness /-mE-n&s/ noun


I remember once in a former "forum life" a poster labelled one of my remarks as "smarmy."


So let the "smarm" fly!!! :D

[Ron]

Smarmy

Pronunciation: 'smär-mE
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): smarm·i·er; -est
Etymology: smarm to gush, slobber
1 : revealing or marked by a smug, ingratiating, or false earnestness <a tone of smarmy self-satisfaction -- New Yorker>
2 : of low sleazy taste or quality <smarmy eroticism>
- smarm·i·ly /-m&-lE/ adverb
- smarm·i·ness /-mE-n&s/ noun


I remember once in a former "forum life" a poster labelled one of my remarks as "smarmy."


So let the "smarm" fly!!! :D

All along I thought it was "SPAM!":D

[Ferd]

Smarmy

Pronunciation: 'smär-mE
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): smarm·i·er; -est
Etymology: smarm to gush, slobber
1 : revealing or marked by a smug, ingratiating, or false earnestness <a tone of smarmy self-satisfaction -- New Yorker>
2 : of low sleazy taste or quality <smarmy eroticism>
- smarm·i·ly /-m&-lE/ adverb
- smarm·i·ness /-mE-n&s/ noun


I remember once in a former "forum life" a poster labelled one of my remarks as "smarmy."


So let the "smarm" fly!!! :D

THE DICTIONARY HAS "NEW YORKER"?????

oh my that is funny!

[Ferd]

I have met BOOM in person...


and let me tell you... my freind..

The man is smarmy!!!! :D

well, he needs to act more like it!


How about this one.

There's a little Girl
in my neighborhood
her name is Charlotte Johnson
and she's really looking good.

I had to go and see her
so I called her on the phone
walked over to her house and
this was going on.

Her brother was on the sofa
eating smary pie.
her moma was in the kitchen
cutten' smarmy chicken up to fry
her daddy was in the back yard
rolling up the smarmy hose

I was on the porch with Charlotte
being smarmed down to my toes
and we was smarmin'....



Just trying to keep it litterary.

[Ronzo]

THE DICTIONARY HAS "NEW YORKER"?????

oh my that is funny!
ay-yo... see? I tol'ja!

Ah'm Smahmee ovah'eeah!


Fuggheddabowdit!


Ay-yo, weeahz my boy Danny? 'Eez smahmee too.

[Ferd]

ay-yo... see? I tol'ja!

Ah'm Smahmee ovah'eeah!


Fuggheddabowdit!


Ay-yo, weeahz my boy Danny? 'Eez smahmee too.

How do I smarm thee,
let me count the ways....

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

I have met BOOM in person...


and let me tell you... my freind..


The man is smarmy!!!! :D

I don't know if this HELPS or HURTS my cause here!

[Ferd]

BOOM, reguarless, you are one of us!

[revrandy]

Smarmy

Pronunciation: 'smär-mE
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): smarm·i·er; -est
Etymology: smarm to gush, slobber
1 : revealing or marked by a smug, ingratiating, or false earnestness <a tone of smarmy self-satisfaction -- New Yorker>
2 : of low sleazy taste or quality <smarmy eroticism>
- smarm·i·ly /-m&-lE/ adverb
- smarm·i·ness /-mE-n&s/ noun


I remember once in a former "forum life" a poster labelled one of my remarks as "smarmy."


So let the "smarm" fly!!! :D

Arent' You Special.....



























No, Really!!!! :D

[RevDWW]

To know me is to smarm me.......

[Nahum]

BOOM, smarmy?

I don't think so! He's too sincere.

Kick him off of this thread now!!!!!!!!!

[Scott Hutchinson]

AM I smarmy?I don't know?

[LadyChocolate]

AM I smarmy?I don't know?

Brother, you don't want to be...Run before they call you on it..You are too good of a guy to be trapped into their smarmy world.

Oh the land of smarmy...where men talk of nothing....



oh wait, that's everywhere!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha

[RevDWW]

AM I smarmy?I don't know?

Of all who post here you are the least smamry, if you even qualify at all. AS Martha says "It's a good thing".

Dear Bro., Do not come to this place......:heeheehee

[Trouvere]

Its the Hotel Smarmafornia.You can come in but you cannot leave.:bliss

[Scott Hutchinson]

I SAW SOME BEES A SMARMING AT ME,SO I RAN AWAY.How's that for a literary redneck?

[Scott Hutchinson]

Its the Hotel Smarmafornia.You can come in but you cannot leave.:bliss

Boy that's that worldy beatles music.

[LadyChocolate]

I SAW SOME BEES A SMARMING AT ME,SO I RAN AWAY.How's that for a literary redneck?

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it's too late, yall done got to him!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo and he was such a nice guy!!!:ranting

[Scott Hutchinson]

I get it A SMARMI is one of those eastern religion guys.A Smarmi is a leader of the BARFI sect,it's kinda like the buyhigh faith.Goats always say BAHAI.

[RevDWW]

I get it A SMARMI is one of those eastern religion guys.A Smarmi is a leader of the BARFI sect,it's kinda like the buyhigh faith.Goats always say BAHAI.
In for a penny in for a pound......we got you now........Whaaaa ha ha ha....

[Scott Hutchinson]

A SAMARMI is a Japenense Warriour with a SAMARMI sword.

[RevDWW]

I get it A SMARMI is one of those eastern religion guys.A Smarmi is a leader of the BARFI sect,it's kinda like the buyhigh faith.Goats always say BAHAI.
This isn't eastern. Think western US.....That's right.....you've been converted to Smarmomism......but without multiple wives.....or funny underwear.....

[Scott Hutchinson]

Multiple Wives is multiple headaches,boy how does one keep track of moody spells on mutiple calendars? And I wanted the special temple boxer shorts,they must have magical fragrances.

[RevDWW]

Multiple Wives is multiple headaches,boy how does one keep track of moody spells on mutiple calendars? And I wanted the special temple boxer shorts,they must have magical fragrances.

ROFL.......:killinme :killinme :killinme

[Margies3]

Multiple Wives is multiple headaches,boy how does one keep track of moody spells on mutiple calendars? And I wanted the special temple boxer shorts,they must have magical fragrances.

Oh my goodness!! I came on here to find out whether being smarmy is good or bad....................

instead I find our dear Bro Scott, the wonderful, holy, wholesome, good-through-and-through saint that he is, telling us what kind of underwear he wants to wear!!!!!

[The Mrs]

Multiple Wives is multiple headaches,boy how does one keep track of moody spells on mutiple calendars? And I wanted the special temple boxer shorts,they must have magical fragrances.

Is that from the magical fruit? :heeheehee

[LadyChocolate]

Is that from the magical fruit? :heeheehee

Oh Sis. Mrs.... Please don't tell me they have smarmalized you?????:tease

[RevDWW]

And now back to your regulary scheduled smarmy..........



Tonights movie:
The Good, The Bad, and The Smarmy

[LadyChocolate]

Many are called...


..............few are smarmy...........

[SDG]

You rang ????

http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/news_images/6870_18395_4.jpg

[LadyChocolate]

You rang ????

http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/news_images/6870_18395_4.jpg

por favor!!!!!!

[Ferd]

Multiple Wives is multiple headaches,boy how does one keep track of moody spells on mutiple calendars? And I wanted the special temple boxer shorts,they must have magical fragrances.

This is truely a great post! Brother Scott, that is awesome!!!!!!!!!

[stmatthew]

**Rejected Non-Smarmy Poster**

[Ferd]

**Rejected Non-Smarmy Poster**

that is one of the smarmiest smiles i have ever seen.

[Scott Hutchinson]

Has anybody ever had a smarmi and rye sandwhich?

[Ronzo]

As a kid I ate peanut butter and smarshmellow fluff sammiches.

[Scott Hutchinson]

As a kid I ate peanut butter and smarshmellow fluff sammiches.

How about some good smaridines they smell good?after one eats some they can kiss their wife.
Wasn't one of the seven churches in Asia Minor called Smari?

[The Mrs]

Oh Sis. Mrs.... Please don't tell me they have smarmalized you?????:tease

:whome

I took the interstate to Smarmy once...made it there in record time! :coolcar

[Margies3]

Multiple Wives is multiple headaches,boy how does one keep track of moody spells on mutiple calendars? And I wanted the special temple boxer shorts,they must have magical fragrances.

Oh my goodness!! I came on here to find out whether being smarmy is good or bad....................

instead I find our dear Bro Scott, the wonderful, holy, wholesome, good-through-and-through saint that he is, telling us what kind of underwear he wants to wear!!!!!

Has anybody ever had a smarmi and rye sandwhich?

All I want to know is where you get those smarmi underwear. If they smell so good, maybe all 3 of my guys here would like some.

[Margies3]

on the other hand, if they smell like a smarmi and rye sandwich, maybe we'll pass on them

[RevDWW]

on the other hand, if they smell like a smarmi and rye sandwich, maybe we'll pass on themMaybe they "passed" on them.....:heeheehee

[The Mrs]

Maybe they "passed" on them.....:heeheehee

Musta been the magical fruit... :heeheehee

[revrandy]

*Smarmy Bump*.....


Smarminess is as Smarminess Does...

[Trouvere]

Smarmasize it!

[revrandy]

Smarmybucks..... They have the best coffee...

[RevDWW]

We have not come to praise Ceasar but to smarm Him!

A Smarm, a smarm, my kingdom for a smarm.

[revrandy]

Only the Smarmy...

Here's my Smarmy Message to all you Smarmy's out there and you wantabe'
Smarmys...

Remember to give your smarmy self a hug today... Nobody else will...

Your too smarmy... :D

[LadyChocolate]

yall just a bunch of smarmalecs.

[revrandy]

yall just a bunch of smarmalecs.

Wantabee.... :D

[Ferd]

Smump

[RevDWW]

Smarmiliciousness!!!!

[chaotic_resolve]

Reminds me of the song . . . "I'm a Smarmycostal" . . . :lol

[Ferd]

Smarm is as smarm does!

[LadyRev]

You all are too smarmsical! Or is it smarmsicle? No, thats something one eats...I think I got it right the first time.

Thank God its smarmday! The smarmend is here! :tricycle

[revrandy]

Smump....****

[RevDWW]

Smarmvival!!!! Can you feel it?

[revrandy]

LIVE!!!!!


live!!!!


LIVE!!!!

[RevDWW]

Smarmy Cometh!!!!!!

[revrandy]

Smart People are Smarmy...

[Ferd]

And all the Smarmy said AMEN!

[RevDWW]

And all the Smarmy said AMEN!

AMEN and AMEN!!!! Yeah and AMEN!!! Verly verly, Yeah and AMEN!!!!

[Ferd]

I feel so much better now.

[Ferd]

We need an entry for Smarmy in the AFF Lexicon.

tbpew had this to say and it should be the tag line...



as for its gender application....
its like eating your sandwich over the sink; women are capable but look pretty silly and do not possess the same fundemental need for its use.