Since we are having freak week

[Titus2woman]

With EMO and snakes and bug jewelry and gory vids of kids...

How about a snail massage for things that make you say ewwwww?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/you-know-you-want-a-snail-massage

[Jay]

Not my idea of rest and relaxation, but definitely better than having a spider massage.

[KeptByTheWord]

That's pretty gross! I mean, it made my skin crawl just looking at it..... :heeheehee

[Timmy]

Now I've seen everything! Er, actually, probably not. What's next? :lol

[AreYouReady?]

Not my idea of rest and relaxation, but definitely better than having a spider massage.

Jay, I would love to be in the congregation to see your reaction if a tarantula came crawling up the pulpit while you are preaching. :D

[Titus2woman]

Jay, I would love to be in the congregation to see your reaction if a tarantula came crawling up the pulpit while you are preaching. :D

What's that old Ray Stevens song about the squirl that gets loose in church and revival breaks out?

[Jay]

Jay, I would love to be in the congregation to see your reaction if a tarantula came crawling up the pulpit while you are preaching. :D

I am certain that those who love violence would be wildly entertained by the reaction. A far better event would be one that was dropping down over the pulpit. That would get a far more entertaining result.

What's that old Ray Stevens song about the squirl that gets loose in church and revival breaks out?

Here it is for you guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K16fG1sDagU

[Jay]

Here is another video for freak week!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeIsxXDyjlc&feature=related

[Azzan]

Anyone remember Wendy Bagwell? We wore this one out when I was a DJ on a Southern Gospel radio station back in the 80s:

http://youtu.be/lFttCDdEKd8

[Azzan]

And one more of his that was really popular back in the day:

http://youtu.be/B4EjCwInULA

[Cindy]

True story: Standing in line after church service to go to the rest room. Lady came out, I went in the light was off. I heard splashing water, thought the lady hadn't turned off the faucet. Turned on the light, looked and there was a squirrel in the toilet bowl, with it's front paws on the seat. I screamed, ran out and shut the door.

Men came running towards me, told them what happened, one went in came back out. We need some kind of net to catch him he said.

The hero of the day? My teenage daughter, got a blanket from the car, she and I went in wrapped him in a blanket and took him outside and released him. He ran to a tree across the street and disappeared. :happydance :happydance

[rgcraig]

True story: Standing in line after church service to go to the rest room. Lady came out, I went in the light was off. I heard splashing water, thought the lady hadn't turned off the faucet. Turned on the light, looked and there was a squirrel in the toilet bowl, with it's front paws on the seat. I screamed, ran out and shut the door.

Men came running towards me, told them what happened, one went in came back out. We need some kind of net to catch him he said.

The hero of the day? My teenage daughter, got a blanket from the car, she and I went in wrapped him in a blanket and took him outside and released him. He ran to a tree across the street and disappeared. :happydance :happydance

That is hilarious!

Reminds me of the the Ray Stevens song!

[Cindy]

That is hilarious!

Reminds me of the the Ray Stevens song!

It was hilarious. Happened back in the late 80's.

[Titus2woman]

It was hilarious. Happened back in the late 80's.

Beyond funny... Aren't you glad you didn't sit down before you found him?

[Cindy]

Beyond funny... Aren't you glad you didn't sit down before you found him?

YES!!