You might be a redneck if...

[Jermyn Davidson]

You might be a redneck if you think a cul-de-sac is a nasty groin injury.

:waving

[RandyWayne]

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/r/redneck_cellar-13246.jpg

http://the-weddingvendors.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/redneck-wedding.jpg

http://meetthegrants.com/images/RedneckTimeOut.jpg

http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/images/redneck_cup_holder.jpg

[n david]

My eyes!!! My EYES!! :aaa

[houston]

Let's start a thread for black jokes.

[n david]

Let's start a thread for black jokes.
Now, now...there's nothing wrong with redneck jokes. :dogpat

And BTW, redneck is NOT a color. You can be a white redneck, a black redneck, a brown redneck...I've seen rednecks of all colors, not just white. :lol

[RandyWayne]

Now, now...there's nothing wrong with redneck jokes. :dogpat

And BTW, redneck is NOT a color. You can be a white redneck, a black redneck, a brown redneck...I've seen rednecks of all colors, not just white. :lol

You can also be an in-bred redneck, and out-bred redneck and a still-bred (whatever that means) redneck.

[n david]

Talk about rednecks...this is AWESOME! These rednecks built a slip n slide with a loop!

CNN VIDEO LINK (http://edition.cnn.com/video/?/video/living/2013/08/14/orig-distraction-epic-slip-n-slide.clint-walker-and-clive-dixon&hpt=hp_c3)

[houston]

Now, now...there's nothing wrong with redneck jokes. :dogpat

And BTW, redneck is NOT a color. You can be a white redneck, a black redneck, a brown redneck...I've seen rednecks of all colors, not just white. :lol

There is nothing wrong with black jokes.

[n david]

There is nothing wrong with black jokes.
Eeehhhhhh....yah. Redneck isn't about a color, but black jokes, polish jokes, etc are almost all inherently racist.

[houston]

Eeehhhhhh....yah. Redneck isn't about a color, but black jokes, polish jokes, etc are almost inherently racist.

Redneck isn't a color??? You say "redneck" and the first thing that pops into peoples minds is trashy uneducated white people.

[n david]

Redneck isn't a color??? You say "redneck" and the first thing that pops into peoples minds is trashy uneducated white people.

Look,

1) don't talk about my cousin like that... :smack :lol :lol :lol
2) you can be a black redneck, a white redneck, a brown redneck; being a redneck is a lifestyle, not a color.

[Godzchild]

There is nothing wrong with black jokes.

then there would be nothing wrong with Hispanic jokes then, right ?

[n david]

Growing up, Polish jokes were popular. I didn't know any better. I'd tell them to anyone and everyone...including a man who was Polish. He didn't laugh, instead I had to apologize.

I still tell a couple of the jokes; I just change from Polish to redneck. :lol

[Godzchild]

Growing up, Polish jokes were popular. I didn't know any better. I'd tell them to anyone and everyone...including a man who was Polish. He didn't laugh, instead I had to apologize.

I still tell a couple of the jokes; I just change from Polish to redneck. :lol

:heeheehee

[Godzchild]

Growing up, Polish jokes were popular. I didn't know any better. I'd tell them to anyone and everyone...including a man who was Polish. He didn't laugh, instead I had to apologize.

I still tell a couple of the jokes; I just change from Polish to redneck. :lol

I could really never understand American jokes too much anyway.

[RandyWayne]

Growing up, Polish jokes were popular. I didn't know any better. I'd tell them to anyone and everyone...including a man who was Polish. He didn't laugh, instead I had to apologize.

I still tell a couple of the jokes; I just change from Polish to redneck. :lol

Shoot, I'm about 50% polish and I still tell polock jokes.

[RandyWayne]

then there would be nothing wrong with Hispanic jokes then, right ?

Hispanics don't lend themselves to that many jokes other than pointing out how they are always so *sleepy*. :slaphappy

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/5320929/2/stock-illustration-5320929-mexican-design.jpg

[Godzchild]

Hispanics don't lend themselves to that many jokes other than pointing out how they are always so *sleepy*. :slaphappy

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/5320929/2/stock-illustration-5320929-mexican-design.jpg

:heeheehee

[shag]

I just did something really stupid that is well deserving of the village idiot thread! And I'd say it was borderline redneck...

Speaking of redneck, I recently read a bumper sticker on the back of a diesel pickup that was in front of me, that said "Diesel smoke makes me horny".

[Abiding Now]

Know what Davy Crockett said when he looked over the wall at the Alamo and saw Santa Anna's army?











































Where did all the lawn care people come from?


:happydance

[n david]

Know what Davy Crockett said when he looked over the wall at the Alamo and saw Santa Anna's army?

Where did all the lawn care people come from?

:happydance
I didn't laugh...cause it's not funny. Not being all PC or anything, but it's just not ha ha funny.

[Abiding Now]

So, making fun of working class white folks is funny, but working class hispanic folks isn't.

Oh well maybe next time.

[houston]

then there would be nothing wrong with Hispanic jokes then, right ?

Nope. I can't stand my people.

[houston]

So, making fun of working class white folks is funny, but working class hispanic folks isn't.

Oh well maybe next time.

They're not making fun of whites. Apparently anyone can be a redneck.

[commonsense]

Shoot, I'm about 50% polish and I still tell polock jokes.

I'm 50% Polish and growing up heard ALL the Polish jokes and often waited for the joke to end before mentioning my Polish heritage. :bigbaby

But, having lived in several cities, the jokes remain the same but depending on the city/state the nationality changes.

You'd think the PC police would have stopped it all!

[Godzchild]

Nope. I can't stand my people.

:heeheehee that's bad~ ;p

[Godzchild]

You might be a redneck if you think a cul-de-sac is a nasty groin injury.

:waving

see what you started....:heeheehee

[Jermyn Davidson]

"Redneck" jokes were made popular by white people.

"Redneck" jokes generally do not have a hateful tone them.

The same concept is demonstrated on college campuses all over the country.

Ever notice how that "Black Student Unions" are usually not about spewing hatred and racial seclusion and usually have members or work very closely with people and organizations who are not black or "black oriented"?



However, I wouldn't come on here and start a thread with a white joke.

Neither will you find the ku klux klan or the new black panther party looking to form working relationships with people black or white people, respectively.


In fact, because I am black, I am more inclined to start a thread with a black joke. Now, I haven't and I won't do this, and I don't usually make "black" jokes, but if I have or ever will, I know my own intentions.

Houston, maybe you should give me a call.

Any one else who may think that I might have a problem with racial prejudice, you can PM me. If warranted, I'll give you my phone number and we can talk things out over the phone.

After we become friends, I'll invite you to dinner where we can have pierogies, fried chicken, kung pao pork, fish tacos or whatever culture whose food you may desire.

[Godzchild]

"Redneck" jokes were made popular by white people.

"Redneck" jokes generally do not have a hateful tone them.

The same concept is demonstrated on college campuses all over the country.

Ever notice how that "Black Student Unions" are usually not about spewing hatred and racial seclusion and usually have members or work very closely with people and organizations who are not black or "black oriented"?



However, I wouldn't come on here and start a thread with a white joke.

Neither will you find the ku klux klan or the new black panther party looking to form working relationships with people black or white people, respectively.


In fact, because I am black, I am more inclined to start a thread with a black joke. Now, I haven't and I won't do this, and I don't usually make "black" jokes, but if I have or ever will, I know my own intentions.

Houston, maybe you should give me a call.

Any one else who may think that I might have a problem with racial prejudice, you can PM me. If warranted, I'll give you my phone number and we can talk things out over the phone.

After we become friends, I'll invite you to dinner where we can have pierogies, fried chicken, kung pao pork, fish tacos or whatever culture whose food you may desire.

Love your spirit Brother~ Too bad many cant see it like this.

[navygoat1998]

Dude I grew up in Central Florida in a trailer park and lived among the rednecks and white trash. Ergo tis one of the reasons I joined the Navy.........:happydance

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Jeff-Foxworthys-You-Might-Redneck-If-2007-Your-Wife-Has-Jello-Mold-Looks-Like-Elvis-Jeff-Foxworthy/00/$T2eC16FHJG8E9nyfmFi6BRVTgDDsnQ~~_35.JPG

[BeenThinkin]

"Redneck" jokes were made popular by white people.

"Redneck" jokes generally do not have a hateful tone them.

The same concept is demonstrated on college campuses all over the country.

Ever notice how that "Black Student Unions" are usually not about spewing hatred and racial seclusion and usually have members or work very closely with people and organizations who are not black or "black oriented"?



However, I wouldn't come on here and start a thread with a white joke.

Neither will you find the ku klux klan or the new black panther party looking to form working relationships with people black or white people, respectively.


In fact, because I am black, I am more inclined to start a thread with a black joke. Now, I haven't and I won't do this, and I don't usually make "black" jokes, but if I have or ever will, I know my own intentions.

Houston, maybe you should give me a call.

Any one else who may think that I might have a problem with racial prejudice, you can PM me. If warranted, I'll give you my phone number and we can talk things out over the phone.

After we become friends, I'll invite you to dinner where we can have pierogies, fried chicken, kung pao pork, fish tacos or whatever culture whose food you may desire.


What about watermelon? Just couldn't resist JD. I do have a question, tho! Where did the term "Redneck" come from and how did we arrive at it's meaning? Just wonderin'!

I recently performed a Redneck wedding. How did I know? The bride marched in to the song, "I'm A Redneck Girl!" lol

Been Thinkin

[houston]

That's a song?

[BeenThinkin]

That's a song?


Yep! Except it's "A Redneck Woman," not a Redneck Girl.

Redneck Woman - Gretchen Wilson It's on YouTube!

Been Thinkin

[houston]

...redneck woman, ain't no high class broad.


LOL. Wow.