Get out of Purgatory Fund

[Esaias]

Since I have been informed I am a 'shadow catholic', along with all the rest of ya, and since catholics don't go to hell, but usually go to Purgatory for awhile, and since time in Purgatory can be reduced by the purchase of indulgences (last I heard, anyway), I am setting up this Get Out Of Purgatory fund.

Anyone can contribute, just click an amount and merit will be deposited in the AFF Purgatory Fund. If you make a post specifying who's account it should go in, that will be credited to their account. If you do not specify an account, it goes into the General Fund and will be applied uniformly to all members (pari-mutual indulgences).

Get clickin', I reckon we have a lot of time to pay for!

[Esaias]

I just put in 1000 AFF bucks into the General Fund.

Come on folks, sow a seed of faith. People are counting on you!

[NotforSale]

Since I have been informed I am a 'shadow catholic', along with all the rest of ya, and since catholics don't go to hell, but usually go to Purgatory for awhile, and since time in Purgatory can be reduced by the purchase of indulgences (last I heard, anyway), I am setting up this Get Me Out Of Purgatory fund.

Anyone can contribute, just click an amount and merit will be deposited in the AFF Purgatory Fund. If you make a post specifying who's account it should go in, that will be credited to their account. If you do not specify an account, it goes into the General Fund and will be applied uniformly to all (pari-mutual indulgences).

Get clickin', I reckon we have a lot of time to pay for!

You spend too much time on the Internet.

[n david]

I put 1,000 towards you, Esaias, you're going to need it! :toofunny

[Esaias]

Whoo-hoo!

[KWSS1976]

Hey lets not forget those in Abraham's bosom we might need a fund for that too..thats the protestant Purgatory....lol....O and I need for you to bill me Esaias, got a IOU...

[seekerman]

Can we give less than a buck?

[Esaias]

Hey lets not forget those in Abraham's bosom we might need a fund for that too..thats the protestant Purgatory....lol....O and I need for you to bill me Esaias, got a IOU...

Just click on the 'IOU - bill me' option, it'll be taken care of, along with the folks in Abraham's lap. I'm sure his legs are fallen asleep by now, what with all those people crowded on him...

[Esaias]

Can we give less than a buck?

If you click the IOU option, you can specify how ever much you want!

Everybody included, this is an ecumenical endeavor!

:icecream

[Esaias]

Apparently, once you click, that's all you can donate. Bummer.

Maybe Prax or someone can tweak it so we can vote multiple times, over and over again? I'd like to add another 1000 AFF bux into the coffer, KWS is already half backslid, talking about mixing up some strong drink on the Mixer thread...

[KWSS1976]

Hey atleast I am half backslid, by this point I would of think you thought i was all the way gone...I am doing better then I thought

[Esaias]

Hey atleast I am half backslid, by this point I would of think you thought i was all the way gone...I am doing better then I thought

Apparently, we're all 'backslid catholics' so it's all good!

:highfive

[KWSS1976]

Since you said I was Half backslid I donated 1000 to you Esaias

[Esaias]

cha-ching!!

I can't donate again (arggh!!) but they say intentions are just as good, so here's a couple 1000 (2000 total) to your account, KWS.

Mods, 'make it so!'

[KWSS1976]

Cooooool,hey thanks Bro...I would give you a good chest bump if we was closer

[Esaias]

Cooooool,hey thanks Bro...I would give you a good chest bump if we was closer

Uh..I dunno about that, seems kinda weird...

[KWSS1976]

What about a Bro Hug?????

[Esaias]

Just keep it holy.

[ILG]

You can bill me when we get out of purgatory. LOL!

[Esaias]

ILG, I am sure that can be arranged. Don't know how, but I'm sure it can be done!!

woo-hoo!!

[Praxeas]

http://jimmyakin.com/wp-content/uploads/misc/indulgenceaward_1.jpg

[Esaias]

Prax ... DID YOU DONATE????????

[Esaias]

Google the words get out of purgatory fund and this thread is the #1 top result on page 1!!!


WHOOO-HOOOO!!!

Donations should be rolling in any moment!

[Praxeas]

I did better. I donated a get out of pergatory free card

[Esaias]

COOL! The next person who donates at least 100 AFF bucks, they get Prax's 'get out of purgatory free' card, good for one time only!

Phones are ringing off the hook! Angels are singing in the studio! Act now, before it's too laaaaaaate!!!!

[Esaias]

Special speaker tonight - http://john-avanzini.weebly.com/uploads/3/1/8/5/3185842/1053909.jpg

[Esaias]

Music by - http://rightcogency.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/steve-brock.jpg

[Esaias]

Special guest appearance by - http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9xWLcwdDftQ/TXWJRJNhL_I/AAAAAAAACS0/TFBtGYZizps/s400/Groeschel.jpg

[Esaias]

And our host for the evening... yes, that's right, the man himself.....

http://www.pimppreacher.com/peter_popoff_scam.jpg

With special guest -

http://arkell78.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/jan-crouch-ii2.jpg

[n david]

http://arkell78.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/jan-crouch-ii2.jpg

:toofunny :toofunny :toofunny

[seekerman]

I torn between 25 cents and a bazillion dollars...or something in between. I didn't actually COMMIT to an amount when I chose IOU but I have good intentions. Hope that helps you in your time of need!

[Esaias]

I torn between 25 cents and a bazillion dollars...or something in between. I didn't actually COMMIT to an amount when I chose IOU but I have good intentions. Hope that helps you in your time of need!

This is for all of us! New offer: If you donate, AFF will MATCH your donation!!!

SEVEN FOLD!!!!

Can't beat that even with a hickory stick!

[Esaias]

John Avanzini couldn't make it to the show tonight to teach about kingdom Giving, Sowing, and Reaping. But, the Lord loves a CHEERFUL GIVER, so we made arrangements for a special guest replacement host -

http://www.stfrancis.name/jesse-duplantis/jesse-duplantis.jpg

[navygoat1998]

John Avanzini couldn't make it to the show tonight to teach about kingdom Giving, Sowing, and Reaping. But, the Lord loves a CHEERFUL GIVER, so we made arrangements for a special guest replacement host -

http://www.stfrancis.name/jesse-duplantis/jesse-duplantis.jpg

http://discernmentministriesinternational.files.wordpress .com/2009/08/parham.gif?w=510

[MarcBee]

If you click the IOU option, you can specify how ever much you want!

Everybody included, this is an ecumenical endeavor!

:icecream

Really? Do Exchristians get to go to purgatory? After all, I was baptized in Jesus' Name, and spoke in tongues for many years. Can I contribute to my own Purgatory Fund, or does it have to be so vicarious, just like Jesus?
:happydance

[navygoat1998]

Really? Do Exchristians get to go to purgatory? After all, I was baptized in Jesus' Name, and spoke in tongues for many years. Can I contribute to my own Purgatory Fund, or does it have to be so vicarious, just like Jesus?
:happydance

That is why I did the IOU, I left the "truth" can you spot me 5??? :happydance

[ILG]

And our host for the evening... yes, that's right, the man himself.....

http://www.pimppreacher.com/peter_popoff_scam.jpg

With special guest -

http://arkell78.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/jan-crouch-ii2.jpg

What is THAT?

[houston]

What is THAT?I think the man is Peter Popoff. The woman is Jan Crouch of TBN.

[ILG]

I think the man is Peter Popoff. The woman is Jan Crouch of TBN.

Yikes!

[n david]

Though I'm unable to vote again, I'm pledging another 5,000 towards the general purgatory fund. (The talk of GC reminded me of the offerings that lasted forever. Although, Bro. Lumpkin always made it entertaining whenever he took up the offering at GC.)

:happydance

[Esaias]

Though I'm unable to vote again, I'm pledging another 5,000 towards the general purgatory fund. (The talk of GC reminded me of the offerings that lasted forever. Although, Bro. Lumpkin always made it entertaining whenever he took up the offering at GC.)

:happydance

That's the spirit!!!

:highfive

[Hoovie]

Here's a quarter...

[BeenThinkin]

What about a Bro Hug?????


How about one of them Corinthian kisses? And then Bro. Epley would have to have his say! Wonder if they'd take Bro. Epley in purgatory?

2Co 13:12 Greet one another with an holy kiss.

Been Thinkin

[seekerman]

Wonder if they'd take Bro. Epley in purgatory?



He's mostly romanist anyway so I'd say yes. :happydance

[BeenThinkin]

He's mostly romanist anyway so I'd say yes. :happydance


HA! HA! Good answer. :happydance

Been Thinkin