View Full Version : Get out of Purgatory Fund
Esaias
09-27-2013, 01:26 PM
Since I have been informed I am a 'shadow catholic', along with all the rest of ya, and since catholics don't go to hell, but usually go to Purgatory for awhile, and since time in Purgatory can be reduced by the purchase of indulgences (last I heard, anyway), I am setting up this Get Out Of Purgatory fund.
Anyone can contribute, just click an amount and merit will be deposited in the AFF Purgatory Fund. If you make a post specifying who's account it should go in, that will be credited to their account. If you do not specify an account, it goes into the General Fund and will be applied uniformly to all members (pari-mutual indulgences).
Get clickin', I reckon we have a lot of time to pay for!
Esaias
09-27-2013, 01:28 PM
I just put in 1000 AFF bucks into the General Fund.
Come on folks, sow a seed of faith. People are counting on you!
NotforSale
09-27-2013, 01:29 PM
Since I have been informed I am a 'shadow catholic', along with all the rest of ya, and since catholics don't go to hell, but usually go to Purgatory for awhile, and since time in Purgatory can be reduced by the purchase of indulgences (last I heard, anyway), I am setting up this Get Me Out Of Purgatory fund.
Anyone can contribute, just click an amount and merit will be deposited in the AFF Purgatory Fund. If you make a post specifying who's account it should go in, that will be credited to their account. If you do not specify an account, it goes into the General Fund and will be applied uniformly to all (pari-mutual indulgences).
Get clickin', I reckon we have a lot of time to pay for!
You spend too much time on the Internet.
n david
09-27-2013, 01:32 PM
I put 1,000 towards you, Esaias, you're going to need it! :toofunny
Esaias
09-27-2013, 01:34 PM
Whoo-hoo!
KWSS1976
09-27-2013, 01:41 PM
Hey lets not forget those in Abraham's bosom we might need a fund for that too..thats the protestant Purgatory....lol....O and I need for you to bill me Esaias, got a IOU...
seekerman
09-27-2013, 01:45 PM
Can we give less than a buck?
Esaias
09-27-2013, 02:08 PM
Hey lets not forget those in Abraham's bosom we might need a fund for that too..thats the protestant Purgatory....lol....O and I need for you to bill me Esaias, got a IOU...
Just click on the 'IOU - bill me' option, it'll be taken care of, along with the folks in Abraham's lap. I'm sure his legs are fallen asleep by now, what with all those people crowded on him...
Esaias
09-27-2013, 02:09 PM
Can we give less than a buck?
If you click the IOU option, you can specify how ever much you want!
Everybody included, this is an ecumenical endeavor!
:icecream
Esaias
09-27-2013, 02:17 PM
Apparently, once you click, that's all you can donate. Bummer.
Maybe Prax or someone can tweak it so we can vote multiple times, over and over again? I'd like to add another 1000 AFF bux into the coffer, KWS is already half backslid, talking about mixing up some strong drink on the Mixer thread...
KWSS1976
09-27-2013, 02:20 PM
Hey atleast I am half backslid, by this point I would of think you thought i was all the way gone...I am doing better then I thought
Esaias
09-27-2013, 02:21 PM
Hey atleast I am half backslid, by this point I would of think you thought i was all the way gone...I am doing better then I thought
Apparently, we're all 'backslid catholics' so it's all good!
:highfive
KWSS1976
09-27-2013, 02:21 PM
Since you said I was Half backslid I donated 1000 to you Esaias
Esaias
09-27-2013, 02:24 PM
cha-ching!!
I can't donate again (arggh!!) but they say intentions are just as good, so here's a couple 1000 (2000 total) to your account, KWS.
Mods, 'make it so!'
KWSS1976
09-27-2013, 02:30 PM
Cooooool,hey thanks Bro...I would give you a good chest bump if we was closer
Esaias
09-27-2013, 02:32 PM
Cooooool,hey thanks Bro...I would give you a good chest bump if we was closer
Uh..I dunno about that, seems kinda weird...
KWSS1976
09-27-2013, 02:34 PM
What about a Bro Hug?????
Esaias
09-27-2013, 02:37 PM
Just keep it holy.
You can bill me when we get out of purgatory. LOL!
Esaias
09-27-2013, 02:51 PM
ILG, I am sure that can be arranged. Don't know how, but I'm sure it can be done!!
woo-hoo!!
Praxeas
09-27-2013, 03:13 PM
http://jimmyakin.com/wp-content/uploads/misc/indulgenceaward_1.jpg
Esaias
09-27-2013, 03:15 PM
Prax ... DID YOU DONATE????????
Esaias
09-27-2013, 03:26 PM
Google the words get out of purgatory fund and this thread is the #1 top result on page 1!!!
WHOOO-HOOOO!!!
Donations should be rolling in any moment!
Praxeas
09-27-2013, 03:29 PM
I did better. I donated a get out of pergatory free card
Esaias
09-27-2013, 03:31 PM
COOL! The next person who donates at least 100 AFF bucks, they get Prax's 'get out of purgatory free' card, good for one time only!
Phones are ringing off the hook! Angels are singing in the studio! Act now, before it's too laaaaaaate!!!!
Esaias
09-27-2013, 03:35 PM
Special speaker tonight - http://john-avanzini.weebly.com/uploads/3/1/8/5/3185842/1053909.jpg
Esaias
09-27-2013, 03:36 PM
Music by - http://rightcogency.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/steve-brock.jpg
Esaias
09-27-2013, 03:38 PM
Special guest appearance by - http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9xWLcwdDftQ/TXWJRJNhL_I/AAAAAAAACS0/TFBtGYZizps/s400/Groeschel.jpg
Esaias
09-27-2013, 03:41 PM
And our host for the evening... yes, that's right, the man himself.....
http://www.pimppreacher.com/peter_popoff_scam.jpg
With special guest -
http://arkell78.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/jan-crouch-ii2.jpg
n david
09-27-2013, 03:48 PM
http://arkell78.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/jan-crouch-ii2.jpg
:toofunny :toofunny :toofunny
seekerman
09-27-2013, 04:25 PM
I torn between 25 cents and a bazillion dollars...or something in between. I didn't actually COMMIT to an amount when I chose IOU but I have good intentions. Hope that helps you in your time of need!
Esaias
09-27-2013, 04:35 PM
I torn between 25 cents and a bazillion dollars...or something in between. I didn't actually COMMIT to an amount when I chose IOU but I have good intentions. Hope that helps you in your time of need!
This is for all of us! New offer: If you donate, AFF will MATCH your donation!!!
SEVEN FOLD!!!!
Can't beat that even with a hickory stick!
Esaias
09-27-2013, 04:40 PM
John Avanzini couldn't make it to the show tonight to teach about kingdom Giving, Sowing, and Reaping. But, the Lord loves a CHEERFUL GIVER, so we made arrangements for a special guest replacement host -
http://www.stfrancis.name/jesse-duplantis/jesse-duplantis.jpg
navygoat1998
09-27-2013, 07:00 PM
John Avanzini couldn't make it to the show tonight to teach about kingdom Giving, Sowing, and Reaping. But, the Lord loves a CHEERFUL GIVER, so we made arrangements for a special guest replacement host -
http://www.stfrancis.name/jesse-duplantis/jesse-duplantis.jpg
http://discernmentministriesinternational.files.wordpress .com/2009/08/parham.gif?w=510
MarcBee
09-27-2013, 07:00 PM
If you click the IOU option, you can specify how ever much you want!
Everybody included, this is an ecumenical endeavor!
:icecream
Really? Do Exchristians get to go to purgatory? After all, I was baptized in Jesus' Name, and spoke in tongues for many years. Can I contribute to my own Purgatory Fund, or does it have to be so vicarious, just like Jesus?
:happydance
navygoat1998
09-27-2013, 07:03 PM
Really? Do Exchristians get to go to purgatory? After all, I was baptized in Jesus' Name, and spoke in tongues for many years. Can I contribute to my own Purgatory Fund, or does it have to be so vicarious, just like Jesus?
:happydance
That is why I did the IOU, I left the "truth" can you spot me 5??? :happydance
And our host for the evening... yes, that's right, the man himself.....
http://www.pimppreacher.com/peter_popoff_scam.jpg
With special guest -
http://arkell78.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/jan-crouch-ii2.jpg
What is THAT?
houston
09-27-2013, 08:29 PM
What is THAT?I think the man is Peter Popoff. The woman is Jan Crouch of TBN.
I think the man is Peter Popoff. The woman is Jan Crouch of TBN.
Yikes!
n david
10-02-2013, 10:59 AM
Though I'm unable to vote again, I'm pledging another 5,000 towards the general purgatory fund. (The talk of GC reminded me of the offerings that lasted forever. Although, Bro. Lumpkin always made it entertaining whenever he took up the offering at GC.)
:happydance
Esaias
10-02-2013, 11:10 AM
Though I'm unable to vote again, I'm pledging another 5,000 towards the general purgatory fund. (The talk of GC reminded me of the offerings that lasted forever. Although, Bro. Lumpkin always made it entertaining whenever he took up the offering at GC.)
:happydance
That's the spirit!!!
:highfive
Hoovie
10-02-2013, 06:48 PM
Here's a quarter...
BeenThinkin
10-02-2013, 07:02 PM
What about a Bro Hug?????
How about one of them Corinthian kisses? And then Bro. Epley would have to have his say! Wonder if they'd take Bro. Epley in purgatory?
2Co 13:12 Greet one another with an holy kiss.
Been Thinkin
seekerman
10-02-2013, 09:37 PM
Wonder if they'd take Bro. Epley in purgatory?
He's mostly romanist anyway so I'd say yes. :happydance
BeenThinkin
10-02-2013, 09:41 PM
He's mostly romanist anyway so I'd say yes. :happydance
HA! HA! Good answer. :happydance
Been Thinkin
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