Once upon a time

[FlamingZword]

The object of this game is to create a fictional story.

each person adds a sentence to the story to continue it.

Here is the first sentence.

Once upon a time, a long time ago.

[Godzchild]

There lived a lonely old man on the hill.

[FlamingZword]

Let us try to keep small sections or chapters together

Once upon a time, a long time ago.
There lived a lonely old man on the hill.
Who had a beautiful young granddaughter.

[seekerman]

Once upon a time, a long time ago.

There lived a lonely old man on the hill.



Who had a beautiful young granddaughter.

whom he named Willard for he had long yearned for a son instead of a daughter.

[Praxeas]

She had two cousins named Bo and Luke who loved riding horses roughshod through town.

[Esaias]

Willard, Bo, and Luke started a fundraiser to get granny out of Purgatory.

[seekerman]

Willard, Bo, and Luke started a fundraiser to get granny out of Purgatory.

for yea and thus granny had sorely sinned by....

[Praxeas]

for yea and thus granny had sorely sinned by....
Running an illegal distillery

[seekerman]

Granny called it 'making medicine' but when Rufus Backwater, after drinking a bottle of granny's 'medicine' was found naked in a tree crowing like a rooster granny had to face the fact that.....

[Praxeas]

Granny called it 'making medicine' but when Rufus Backwater, after drinking a bottle of granny's 'medicine' was found naked in a tree crowing like a rooster granny had to face the fact that.....
Granny's magic elixer could be used to get the nasty dragon to shed its protective scales and be killed once and for all.

[Godzchild]

Well FLAMING....here you have it! this is how I sort of figured it would turn out....:heeheehee Leave it to Prax , Seekerman and Esaias to get it going.... Granny , trying to get out of Purgatory to run her Moonshine .... :heeheehee

[Jermyn Davidson]

Granny's magic elixer could be used to get the nasty dragon to shed its protective scales and be killed once and for all.


Yet, running the distillery was the least of her sins. She also had a burning and uncontrollable desire for...

[Godzchild]

Yet, running the distillery was the least of her sins. She also had a burning and uncontrollable desire for...

do we really want to know what that was that Granny was "burning out of control" for? :heeheehee

[Jermyn Davidson]

do we really want to know what that was that Granny was "burning out of control" for? :heeheehee

Yes we do!

Keep the story going. The direction of this is on you. Let your light shine bright!

[Godzchild]

Yes we do!

Keep the story going. The direction of this is on you. Let your light shine bright!

:nah I may seem like I am crazy....but it just seems that way! :heeheehee

[Jermyn Davidson]

Granny had a burning and controllable desire for florescent colored yarn. She just had to have it! All of it!

[seekerman]

Willard, Bo and Luke. who's combined IQ was less than tepid water, gallantly drank granny's 'medicine' and after several days of severe disorientation and upset stomach set out on a high quest to find and slay a dragon, taking a case of the elixir marked WARNING: USE ON DRAGONS ONLY with them.

[Godzchild]

Yet, running the distillery was the least of her sins. She also had a burning and uncontrollable desire for...

some chocolate creamer to add to her milk....but the store was all out! So she made some calls to her friends to see if they "had the hook up".....
p.s. JD made me do it! :heeheehee

[Godzchild]

Granny had a burning and controllable desire for florescent colored yarn. She just had to have it! All of it!

YARN?????? shh.....granny needs a night out on the town! :heeheehee

[seekerman]

Yet, running the distillery was the least of her sins. She also had a burning and uncontrollable desire for...

Corn dogs dipped in the elixir.

[Godzchild]

Corn dogs dipped in the elixir.

eewww.....corndogs ? dipped in Moonshine? lol I tasted Shine once....don't remember anything but getting picked up off of the floor! :heeheehee

[seekerman]

eewww.....corndogs ? dipped in Moonshine? lol I tasted Shine once....don't remember anything but getting picked up off of the floor! :heeheehee

LOL. I've tasted it too....once. :heeheehee

[Godzchild]

LOL. I've tasted it too....once. :heeheehee

I was all of 13 and a few of us friends found "the stash" from a family relative we were visiting in the States. That cured my curiosity....lol

[Praxeas]

Willard, Bo and Luke. who's combined IQ was less than tepid water, gallantly drank granny's 'medicine' and after several days of severe disorientation and upset stomach set out on a high quest to find and slay a dragon, taking a case of the elixir marked WARNING: USE ON DRAGONS ONLY with them.
Meanwhile, Granny sat at home furiously weaving florescent sweaters for the kids...should they return

[navygoat1998]

Meanwhile, Granny sat at home furiously weaving florescent sweaters for the kids...should they return

While Granny was weaving those florescent sweaters for the kids should they return she was listening to her some fat Elvis......she started to weep like a hound dawg.

[Praxeas]

While Granny was weaving those florescent sweaters for the kids should they return she was listening to her some fat Elvis......she started to weep like a hound dawg.
As Granny was weeping she heard a voice say "Don't cry for me Argentina, but go to Egypt to the site I shall show you and and lo, there you shall find an ancient alien device used to travel to other planets called a Stargate"

[FlamingZword]

Granny sold all her goods and gathered her family and friends and went down into Egypt.

[Praxeas]

Granny sold all her goods and gathered her family and friends and went down into Egypt.

But as they were nearing the ancient site they noticed a G'uauld mother ship had landed on the Pyramid and some Jaffa were in a pitched battle with some mummies and a man with a magical whip

[Esaias]

But as they were nearing the ancient site they noticed a G'uauld mother ship had landed on the Pyramid and some Jaffa were in a pitched battle with some mummies and a man with a magical whip

At that moment, a goofy looking dude came running up frantically waving a snickers bar yelling 'Bani Way! Bani Way!' Unfortunately, the poor guy didn't notice...

[Praxeas]

At that moment, a goofy looking dude came running up frantically waving a snickers bar yelling 'Bani Way! Bani Way!' Unfortunately, the poor guy didn't notice...
Granny and the kids decided to join in the fray, fortunately for them they were all black belts in Kung Fu.

Unfortunately though, the Jaffa and Zombies were also all black belts in Kung Fu leading to a bizarre scene where everyone was Kung Fu Fighting.

[Pressing-On]

Granny and the kids decided to join in the fray, fortunately for them they were all black belts in Kung Fu.

Unfortunately though, the Jaffa and Zombies were also all black belts in Kung Fu leading to a bizarre scene where everyone was Kung Fu Fighting.

To save the day, Granny had some tricks up her sleeve. She brought out some lost Kung Fu secret moves and...

[seekerman]

To save the day, Granny had some tricks up her sleeve. She brought out some lost Kung Fu secret moves and...

...brought out some of her 'medicine' and...

[Praxeas]

...brought out some of her 'medicine' and...
some finger licking chicken and...

[seekerman]

some finger licking chicken and...

...stilts.

[Jermyn Davidson]

Granny came prepared for the battle. She knew she had to defeat them. So with all of her weapons...

[Praxeas]

and...

[seekerman]

Granny came prepared for the battle. She knew she had to defeat them. So with all of her weapons...

...and inspired by her Kung Fu movies, full of 'medicine and chicken, she climbed on her stilts and started into battle, but suddenly she felt the urgent need to...

[Luke]

...and inspired by her Kung Fu movies, full of 'medicine and chicken, she climbed on her stilts and started into battle, but suddenly she felt the urgent need to...

Have something to drink as she slowly awakened from a give year coma realizing she had dreamed all of this story up thus far ....

[Esaias]

Have something to drink as she slowly awakened from a give year coma realizing she had dreamed all of this story up thus far ....

The doctors immediately tried to sedate her again as she came out of the coma kicking and screaming and demanding to know where her beard was and why her name was Steven Seagal and where is Machete.

Whereupon straightway the head nurse spoke up and said ...

[seekerman]

.... BLART FIZZLE WARKOT NOOTZEE, speaking her native language of Parsuck, a small island in the southern hemisphere, hoping she'd understand....

[Esaias]

Which being interpreted is "Leave this one alone! I could tell right away, she was..."

[Praxeas]

Hungry and.......

[Godzchild]

FED up !!

[Praxeas]

FED up !!
And.....

[Godzchild]

And.....

ready to hit the bottle of elixir ~ lol

[FlamingZword]

She grabbed the bottle of elixir and drank it, but then she realized she drank the wrong bottle which contained

[seekerman]

...an extra strength, long lasing, good tasting sleeping aid.

[Praxeas]

...an extra strength, long lasing, good tasting sleeping aid.
Being sound asleep and fearing she may never wake up the kids sought a prince to give her a peck on her mole speckled face.

[seekerman]

So Willard, Bo and Luke mounted their camels and headed to the castle of Gondor, knowing there resided....

[Praxeas]

So Willard, Bo and Luke mounted their camels and headed to the castle of Gondor, knowing there resided....
A deranged Steward they might be able to convince to believe Granny was really a lovely young she elf :happydance

[Esaias]

A deranged Steward they might be able to convince to believe Granny was really a lovely young she elf :happydance

While galloping hard through the forested hills they were chased by one of the Witch-King's Black-and-White Riders named Roscoe and his evil warg Flash. But they were rescued by ....

[Praxeas]

While galloping hard through the forested hills they were chased by one of the Witch-King's Black-and-White Riders named Roscoe and his evil warg Flash. But they were rescued by ....
Gandalf and...

[Esaias]

Gandalf and...

...an unsuspecting used car salesman named...

[lovelylife]

Randy Miller, who was actually working for the Witch-King!!!

[jediwill83]

Not because he was necessarily evil...its just that the Witch King offered better dental and times were hard.

[lovelylife]

Gandalf didnt believe in Randy anways, so Gandalf went back to the shire so he wouldn't have to deal with the witch-king, because nobody tells Gandalf what to do!

[jediwill83]

Gandalf lived there peacefully smoking pipeweed and making fireworks until one day he got ahold of a particularly strong blend of Old Toby and blew off a finger from careless firework making....the finger landed in the soil of a Hobbit cemetary and some how started turning the dead into knee high zombies with hairy feet hungry for second breakfast....of brains!!!

[lovelylife]

While Gandalf is causing mischief, Randy Miller decided to change his name to Snitch-king. Roscoe and Flash decided Snitch had it all under control, so they went to go barbecue some zombies with Gandolf.

[jediwill83]

And the zombies were discovered to taste like chicken.....What???? Gimli was hungry and drunk!Dont judge!

[lovelylife]

hahaha!

The next morning they woke up to discover that all the shire was destroyed, so they set out to Oz, the Emerald City where they...