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FlamingZword
04-02-2014, 12:14 AM
OK here is the latest prediction, Jesus will come on September 30th 2017.
this is the prediction of Douglas Nicholson of Last Trumpet Ministries.
The way I look at this is that eventually someone has to get the day of Jesus return right, if only by some stroke of luck, not necessarily because they have great arguments, so why not this guy.
he gives Seven Proof Points of this coming.
Wasn't there a guy who gave 88 reasons why Jesus was coming in 1988?
I need to start preparing just in case he is right, unless Jesus actually returns on April 15, 2014, only two 2 weeks away, which does not give me enough time to sell all my goods, find a pretty white linen robe and find a nice mountain to go there and wait for his return.
Of course if none of these dates pan out we can look forward to August 7, 2022
justlookin
04-02-2014, 06:35 AM
Interesting guy.
"I do not claim to be a mouth piece for God, i.e.” a prophet of God”. I only profess to be a Biblical researcher and that’s it! I am theological trained and have worked in various ministries over the years. The Hebraic perspectives are the keys that unlock the Bible (Mark 4:14). I am Torah observant of Lord Yeshua of non rabbinic practices, not of the Takkanah of the rabbis, not of any Christian sect. All Christian sects are of the false apostle Paul, who mostly meet on Sundays and are not Torah observant of Lord Yeshua. Lord Yeshua is of the Essene sect, a highly devout Torah observant sect of non rabbinic practices. Lord Yeshua did not come to start up a new religion called Christianity; it was the false apostle Paul alone who did that."
I also notice that his organization "is NOT a 103c / nonprofit org status". I'm assuming he means it's not a 501c3 organization. At least he has that going for him.
Timmy
04-02-2014, 11:08 AM
OK here is the latest prediction, Jesus will come on September 30th 2017.
this is the prediction of Douglas Nicholson of Last Trumpet Ministries.
The way I look at this is that eventually someone has to get the day of Jesus return right, if only by some stroke of luck, not necessarily because they have great arguments, so why not this guy.
he gives Seven Proof Points of this coming.
Wasn't there a guy who gave 88 reasons why Jesus was coming in 1988?
I need to start preparing just in case he is right, unless Jesus actually returns on April 15, 2014, only two 2 weeks away, which does not give me enough time to sell all my goods, find a pretty white linen robe and find a nice mountain to go there and wait for his return.
Of course if none of these dates pan out we can look forward to August 7, 2022
Too bad AFF only lets me have one countdown. :heeheehee
Disciple4life
04-02-2014, 01:00 PM
I am going to start selling second coming bags. I am not sure what will be in them but I am sure they will sell.
Bug out Bag for the zombie apocalypse.
Second Coming for the real apocalypse.
I am a genius! I will make money of peoples fears and religion! :laffatu
Timmy
04-02-2014, 01:39 PM
. . .
I am a genius! I will make money of peoples fears and religion! :laffatu
You won't be the first. :lol
Another phony who is missing the Word.
Course, Irvin Baxter had missed it for years and still makes money from the idiots who buy his drivel.
FlamingZword
04-02-2014, 07:29 PM
Another phony who is missing the Word.
Course, Irvin Baxter had missed it for years and still makes money from the idiots who buy his drivel.
What is mister Baxter latest date for Jesus coming?
Disciple4life
04-02-2014, 07:39 PM
Irvin Baxter does not set dates.
He might say something like "the relations between Russia and the US are heating up over the Ukraine. I don't know what will happen. Could this be what starts WWIII? Will this event start the countdown to the end of the Age?"
I have not checked out his materials in a long time, but I did follow his opinion for about a decade.
FlamingZword
04-02-2014, 07:54 PM
Irvin Baxter does not set dates.
He might say something like "the relations between Russia and the US are heating up over the Ukraine. I don't know what will happen. Could this be what starts WWIII? Will this event start the countdown to the end of the Age?"
I have not checked out his materials in a long time, but I did follow his opinion for about a decade.
I wonder if anyone knows what has happened to those false prophets that have gotten the date wrong, have they been stoned by the church or their followers?
are they so unashamed to still be preaching after being proven to be false prophets and more importantly do anyone still follows them?
Revelationist
04-02-2014, 09:11 PM
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n david
04-02-2014, 11:30 PM
A few Pastor's I know still use Baxter's Endtime Bible Study in their church. A couple have had weekend services using the Bible Study which drew large crowds interested in knowing more about the end times.
I don't follow Baxter or any other endtime minister. They all blew it with Y2K. :lol
Revelationist
04-03-2014, 02:22 AM
For $25 a month now, I'll feed your pets after your raptured.
Timmy
04-03-2014, 11:49 AM
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Nice to meet you. I'm Matterwichoo. ;)
FlamingZword
04-03-2014, 11:52 AM
For $25 a month now, I'll feed your pets after your raptured.
Great I should start selling white robes for the next rapture, with not returns accepted.
If Jesus does not come at your appointed time, then you will be ready for the next appointment. You could even buy white robes to your children or grandchildren so they will be ready.
Well since Jesus might come any day, let us all just start wearing white robes, that we will be ready at all times.
Come on I need the money, buy my white robes. I will take advanced orders.
Timmy
04-03-2014, 12:26 PM
Great I should start selling white robes for the next rapture, with not returns accepted.
If Jesus does not come at your appointed time, then you will be ready for the next appointment. You could even buy white robes to your children or grandchildren so they will be ready.
Well since Jesus might come any day, let us all just start wearing white robes, that we will be ready at all times.
Come on I need the money, buy my white robes. I will take advanced orders.
Apparently, you won't need a robe. Miniskirts, pants, whatever. No problem. (Just hope you're not in the shower! :lol)
http://ceruleansanctum.com/images/rapture.jpg
Disciple4life
04-03-2014, 01:20 PM
Great I should start selling white robes for the next rapture, with not returns accepted.
If Jesus does not come at your appointed time, then you will be ready for the next appointment. You could even buy white robes to your children or grandchildren so they will be ready.
Well since Jesus might come any day, let us all just start wearing white robes, that we will be ready at all times.
Come on I need the money, buy my white robes. I will take advanced orders.
Are your white robes actually just a white snuggie? :heeheehee
Disciple4life
04-03-2014, 01:21 PM
Apparently, you won't need a robe. Miniskirts, pants, whatever. No problem. (Just hope you're not in the shower! :lol)
http://ceruleansanctum.com/images/rapture.jpg
Hope I am not in the shower. God has seen me naked before. :happydance
justlookin
04-03-2014, 01:22 PM
I have 2014 reasons Jesus may come in 2014 and will let you know what the 2014 reasons are for $2,014.
Revelationist
04-03-2014, 07:20 PM
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pilgram
04-03-2014, 09:49 PM
[QUOTE=FlamingZword;1307005]OK here is the latest prediction, Jesus will come on September 30th 2017.
this is the prediction of Douglas Nicholson of Last Trumpet Ministries.
The way I look at this is that eventually someone has to get the day of Jesus return right, if only by some stroke of luck, not necessarily because they have great arguments, so why not this guy.
he gives Seven Proof Points of this coming.
Wasn't there a guy who gave 88 reasons why Jesus was coming in 1988?
I need to start preparing just in case he is right, unless Jesus actually returns on April 15, 2014, only two 2 weeks away, which does not give me enough time to sell all my goods, find a pretty white linen robe and find a nice mountain to go there and wait for his return.
Of course if none of these dates pan out we can look forward to August 7, 2022[/QUOTE
From the title, "The second coming (Again) I thought you were talking about those funny folks that believe Jesus is coming back twice, once for the secret rapture then again on the day of the Lord heh
pilgram
04-03-2014, 10:02 PM
I wonder if anyone knows what has happened to those false prophets that have gotten the date wrong, have they been stoned by the church or their followers?
are they so unashamed to still be preaching after being proven to be false prophets and more importantly do anyone still follows them?
The last false prophet who went over the falls (bringing others with him in his deception) was Harold Camping of Family Radio fame who had a serious stroke a few days after the second date he called for the Rapture in October 2011 after his well know May date also passed with no return. Then soon after he died in early 2013. He also predicted the Lord's return in 1994 with another book and people still followed him.
FlamingZword
04-03-2014, 11:37 PM
The last false prophet who went over the falls (bringing others with him in his deception) was Harold Camping of Family Radio fame who had a serious stroke a few days after the second date he called for the Rapture in October 2011 after his well know May date also passed with no return. Then soon after he died in early 2013. He also predicted the Lord's return in 1994 with another book and people still followed him.
Well there will always be idiots who follow false prophets even after they have been shown to be false prophets.
by the way do the Jehovah witness still set dates or have they called it quits?
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