Cave Man Bible Study

[Robert Sanders]

I have decided, the Lord permitted, to conduct
a Bible study on this forum for those who want
to learn more than they know now.

I have called it, Cave Man Bible Study,
because I am going to go verse by verse
one verse at a time, and answer ALL questions,
so as it will be so simple a cave man
would understand it.

[Robert Sanders]

John Chapter 1

In the beginning was the Word,
and the Word was with God, and the
Word was God.

[Robert Sanders]

John Chapter 1

In the beginning was the Word,
and the Word was with God, and the
Word was God.

In the beginning
The beginning, is the starting point.

In the beginning is the starting point to...what?

In the beginning(the starting point to...what?)was the Word

[Pressing-On]

I haven't seen Houston posting lately. :hmmm

[Robert Sanders]

In the beginning
The beginning, is the starting point.

In the beginning is the starting point to...what?

In the beginning(the starting point to...what?)was the Word?

[Timmy]

John Chapter 1

In the beginning was the Word,
and the Word was with God, and the
Word was God.

Why are you starting at 3/4 of the way through the Bible? Why not start with Genesis?

[Robert Sanders]

I have decided, the Lord permitted, to conduct
a Bible study on this forum for those who want
to learn more than they know now.

I have called it, Cave Man Bible Study,
because I am going to go verse by verse
one verse at a time, and answer ALL questions,
so as it will be so simple a cave man
would understand it.

John Chapter 1

In the beginning was the Word,
and the Word was with God, and the
Word was God.

In the beginning
The beginning, is the starting point.

In the beginning is the starting point to...what?

In the beginning(the starting point to...what?)was the Word?

[Robert Sanders]

Why are you starting at 3/4 of the way through the Bible? Why not start with Genesis?

Genesis is the beginning.

In the beginning was the Word,

[Dordrecht]

Lots of people are missing on the forum all of a sudden!

[Robert Sanders]

Lots of people are missing on the forum all of a sudden!Relax, they are still reading my posts. Faithfully just like you.

[Pressing-On]

Relax, they are still reading my posts. Faithfully just like you.

Ummm, the point is that we suspect you are a pseudo poster.

[Dordrecht]

ummm, the point is that we suspect you are a pseudo poster.

A troller at large !!!!!

[Timmy]

Genesis is the beginning.

In the beginning was the Word,

Sigh.

[Robert Sanders]

Ummm, the point is that we suspect you are a pseudo poster.
For the sake of argument,
do you want to see me prohibited
from posting on this forum?

If yes you do, why?

[Robert Sanders]

A troller at large !!!!!
Under the rules you agreed to abide by when you
joined this forum would this you have posted on this
thread, be a violation of any of those rules you agreed to abide
by when you joined this forum?

If yes, then why did you Spam this thread?

[Robert Sanders]

Sigh.
With the wisdom and knowledge
that God has given to you,
you are not doing it justice.

[Dordrecht]

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Re: Is This True?
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Originally Posted by MissBrattified View Post
This.

My personal belief is that a person must repent of their sins, have their sins washed away in baptism and must be filled with the Holy Ghost in order to go to Heaven. Yep, I'm an Apostolic traditionalist on this issue.
Do you need any help, with repenting from your sins?-------------

Maybe it's because of the way you treated Miss Brattified?
Do some thinking and give your head a shake!

Why did you post this to her:

Do you need any help, with repenting from your sins?

[Robert Sanders]

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Re: Is This True?
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This.

My personal belief is that a person must repent of their sins, have their sins washed away in baptism and must be filled with the Holy Ghost in order to go to Heaven. Yep, I'm an Apostolic traditionalist on this issue.
Do you need any help, with repenting from your sins?-------------

Maybe it's because of the way you treated Miss Brattified?
Do some thinking and give your head a shake!

Why did you post this to her:

Do you need any help, with repenting from your sins?

Why, do you think I have to explain
anything I post to someone else,
to you?

Now that is what I want to know!

[Dordrecht]

I like to know why you mistreat a nice woman on this forum.
That was uncalled for.

[Robert Sanders]

I like to know why you mistreat a nice woman on this forum.
That was uncalled for.
Don't spend to much of your time thinking about it.
Because if you have not figured out by now that you
are deceived by the devil, I doubt you ever will.

[navygoat1998]

:popcorn2

[FlamingZword]

:popcorn2

Enjoying the show,
how long do you think it will be before he gets banned again?

[Robert Sanders]

Enjoying the show,
how long do you think it will be before he gets banned again?

If you do not know(cannot see) the mark, you are the mark.

[Robert Sanders]

Hello Mark

[Robert Sanders]

Enjoying the show,
how long do you think it will be before he gets banned again?
Do you want me to be banned? if so, why?

[Robert Sanders]

:popcorn2
Are you saved?

[Robert Sanders]

Asking other people how long it is before
someone preaching the Gospel of Jesus Christ
where you fellowship is going to be banned...
is a good indicator you are
not among the saved.

[Dordrecht]

Asking other people how long it is before
someone preaching the Gospel of Jesus Christ
where you fellowship is going to be banned...
is a good indicator you are
not among the saved.

So, there! Flaming Sword, the man said it…you are not saved!

Sorry, Robert, we were not aware you are preaching the gospel.
But while on the subject….which gospel are you preaching?
The gospel of Robert Sanders?

[navygoat1998]

Are you saved?

I hope so, but if not I would only get what I deserve; death, hell and the grave.

[Robert Sanders]

I hope so, but if not I would only get what I deserve; death, hell and the grave.
Are you worth it to God for him to save you?

Yes or no?

[navygoat1998]

Are you worth it to God for him to save you?

Yes or no?

Yes I am. Brother Robert, mankind was worth it to God to send His Son to the cross.

[Robert Sanders]

Yes I am. Brother Robert, mankind was worth it to God to send His Son to the cross.

Then why isn't all mankind being saved,
if this is true as you have said as your reason,
you are worth it to God to save you?

You really need to give me a
more honest answer than this.

This will not hold up to the test of truth.

If you get by me it will take that which will get by God.

Your first answer will not get by God.

[navygoat1998]

Then why isn't all mankind being saved,
if this is true as you have said as your reason,
you are worth it to God to save you?

You really need to give me a
more honest answer than this.

This will not hold up to the test of truth.

If you get by me it will take that which will get by God.

Your first answer will not get by God.


Brother Robert the honest answer I don't think I am worth saving, but He offered Salvation and have taken Him at face value on His great gift towards mankind.

[Robert Sanders]

the honest answer I don't think I am worth saving,Now, we are heart to heart.

[Robert Sanders]

Brother Robert the honest answer I don't think I am worth saving, but He offered Salvation and have taken Him at face value on His great gift towards mankind.

I want you to think about this.

God does not do anything that is not worth it.

[Robert Sanders]

If I were you, I would find a way to be worth saving.

[Sean]

So, there! Flaming Sword, the man said it…you are not saved!

Sorry, Robert, we were not aware you are preaching the gospel.
But while on the subject….which gospel are you preaching?
The gospel of Robert Sanders?



MY BROTHER, HE PROBABLY PREACHES ON THE CB RADIO IN HIS SPARE TIME..BREAKER BREAKER Channel 17

[Robert Sanders]

MY BROTHER, HE PROBABLY PREACHES ON THE CB RADIO IN HIS SPARE TIME..BREAKER BREAKER Channel 17
Do you think you are worth saving?

[Sabby]

robert,
forums can't give nuance to words or express nonverbal communication. I can't tell if you are genuinely interested in participating in a forum while providing provoking questions or if you are simply being obnoxious.
Why do you want to know if Navy Goat, Dordrecht, Miss Brattified or anyone else is "worth saving"? We all have an opinion. Some have a higher opinion of themselves than others.
We all deserve the penalty suffered by Christ; we are all sinners, deserving of the wages of sin.
For some inexplicable reason, God "so loved" humanity. It is inexplicable because a holy God robed himself in flesh and loved, knowing full well he was destined for a fate no good or righteous man should ever experience.
Was Jesus' death "worth it"? You have intrinsic "worth" as the crowning creation of God, made in his image, yet born with the spiritual "birth defect" of sin and (eventually) death.

[Robert Sanders]

robert,
forums can't give nuance to words or express nonverbal communication. I can't tell if you are genuinely interested in participating in a forum while providing provoking questions or if you are simply being obnoxious.
Why do you want to know if Navy Goat, Dordrecht, Miss Brattified or anyone else is "worth saving"? We all have an opinion. Some have a higher opinion of themselves than others.
We all deserve the penalty suffered by Christ; we are all sinners, deserving of the wages of sin.
For some inexplicable reason, God "so loved" humanity. It is inexplicable because a holy God robed himself in flesh and loved, knowing full well he was destined for a fate no good or righteous man should ever experience.
Was Jesus' death "worth it"? You have intrinsic "worth" as the crowning creation of God, made in his image, yet born with the spiritual "birth defect" of sin and (eventually) death.

Do you think you are worth saving? Yes or no?

[Dordrecht]

Do you think you are worth saving? Yes or no?

:nahnah


What DO YOU think, Robert? IS he worth saving?

[Timmy]

You guys will never learn!

(I know, I shouldn't talk.)

[Sabby]

Never will, Timmy.

[Dordrecht]

:thumbsupYou guys will never learn!

(I know, I shouldn't talk.)

[Sabby]

This is God's answer, since He baptized me with the Holy Ghost:


:shockamoo:shockamoo:shockamoo:shockamoo:shockamoo


I got the "can't help its!" (Mattie Hill)

[Sabby]

Based on his last reply to me I think robert is just being obnoxious. Post away RS. I'm done.

[Robert Sanders]

This is God's answer, since He baptized me with the Holy Ghost:





I got the "can't help its!" (Mattie Hill)
God did not baptized you with the Holy Ghost.

Someone told you that God baptized you with the Holy Ghost
and you believed them.

Just like it is not written that Jesus is God, but someone told you that this and this verse meant Jesus is God and you believed them.

[Monterrey]

Grunt! Ugh, Oooopla, googers, mogwally

Ugh, grab woman by hair, ugh, what funny man say is silly, hit'em on head with club...

Ugh,

[Timmy]

Grunt! Ugh, Oooopla, googers, mogwally

Ugh, grab woman by hair, ugh, what funny man say is silly, hit'em on head with club...

Ugh,

Finally, someone makes sense! :lol

[Monterrey]

Ugh, uggggggggggggghhhhhh bigum teradactylum swoop down and grabum robert by arm and flyum off with him... still a silly man...

Ugh, bye bye robertum...

[Monterrey]

Finally, someone makes sense! :lol

Well timmy, he did say a caveman could understand it...

I think he overexagerates his teaching abilities...

Hope this guy does not think he is a pastor or teacher...

LOL

Caveman, right!

Is this like the caveman diet? That diet is all protein, this stuff that Robert is pedaling seems to be more of a high fiber diet cause alls i can get from this guy is some hot air!

[Robert Sanders]

I have decided, the Lord permitted, to conduct
a Bible study on this forum for those who want
to learn more than they know now.

I have called it, Cave Man Bible Study,
because I am going to go verse by verse
one verse at a time, and answer ALL questions,
so as it will be so simple a cave man
would understand it.

John Chapter 1

In the beginning was the Word,
and the Word was with God, and the
Word was God.

In the beginning
The beginning, is the starting point.

In the beginning is the starting point to...what?

In the beginning(the starting point to...what?)was the Word?
and the Word was with God.

"was" is past tense. True or false?

[Timmy]

http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/commercials/2006/11/geico-caveman-airport.jpg

[Monterrey]

Robert Sanders,

No one is reading your posts, do you understand?

Yes or no?

[KeptByTheWord]

Well, now that Robert is banned... I'm afraid the poor caveman are never going to know the truth... true or false, yes or no? lol

[Sean]

You guys have me rolling...Thanks, I needed that today!!!!!

[Timmy]

ANNOUNCEMENT:

Due to circumstances beyond his control, Robert will be unable to complete the Cave Man Bible Study. However, we are very honored to have an excellent substitute teacher. Please give him a hearty AFF welcome!

Ladies and gentlemen, Father Guido Sarducci:

http://www.fathersarducci.com/images/frsarducci.gif

[CJManzell]

Where did Timmy go?

[Sean]

Timmy, good one, im bustin up right now.

[Timmy]

Where did Timmy go?

The question is: Where did CJManzell go? He went the way of Robert Sanders, it seems.

[shazeep]

:lol

[Monterrey]

The question is: Where did CJManzell go? He went the way of Robert Sanders, it seems.

As well he should!

We ought to call him the "Terminator"!

He is always coming back!