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Praxeas
10-18-2014, 02:06 AM
A friend of mine called very upset. It seems he bought a pie and the Pastor demanded a slice. Well as you can imagine my friend did not want to give up 10% of the pie.

So he asked the pastor if he could start with just a spoonful first, but the pastor told him all kinds of really baaaad things would happen to any other pie he bought if he did not give the pastor a slice.

Well..long story short, my friend gave the man his slice and guess what happened? His next pie he bought FELL ALL OVER THE FLOOR.....

Yup, something bad happened anyways...whether you Pay your pies or not bad stuff will still happen

Sean
10-18-2014, 11:07 AM
I love pie!!!!


I'll take a 10th of a slice!!!!


I will not share my pie with others, unless they threaten me with hell!!!

Sean
10-18-2014, 11:13 AM
What makes a man think he gets a 10th of my pie, when I do the same thing to get it.

The man is a PIE THIEF.

Let him go make his OWN pie, and get out of my window sill!

BrotherEastman
10-18-2014, 12:17 PM
A friend of mine called very upset. It seems he bought a pie and the Pastor demanded a slice. Well as you can imagine my friend did not want to give up 10% of the pie.

So he asked the pastor if he could start with just a spoonful first, but the pastor told him all kinds of really baaaad things would happen to any other pie he bought if he did not give the pastor a slice.

Well..long story short, my friend gave the man his slice and guess what happened? His next pie he bought FELL ALL OVER THE FLOOR.....

Yup, something bad happened anyways...whether you Pay your pies or not bad stuff will still happen

lol

good samaritan
10-18-2014, 12:57 PM
I believe giving should be freewill unless it is pie. I expect all the ladies in our church to bring their pies into the storehouse so their will be plenty for me to eat.

Abiding Now
10-18-2014, 01:19 PM
I love giving my pie. :happydance

Praxeas
10-18-2014, 02:41 PM
I believe giving should be freewill unless it is pie. I expect all the ladies in our church to bring their pies into the storehouse so their will be plenty for me to eat.
Pay your pies! God will curse those that do not pay their pies

shag
10-19-2014, 04:59 PM
Everyone's giving their opinion, yet no one even knows what kind of pie it is, or even who baked it. Rediculous...and yes it does matter.

mizpeh
10-19-2014, 06:32 PM
Abraham and Jacob gave a tenth of their pies. God desires to be honored with our pies, not that he needs our pies. Besides giving pies blesses those who minister the spiritual pies. I like to give pies!

FlamingZword
10-19-2014, 07:13 PM
Abraham and Jacob gave a tenth of their pies. God desires to be honored with our pies, not that he needs our pies. Besides giving pies blesses those who minister the spiritual pies. I like to give pies!

What kind od pies? rhubarb pies, apple pies, or pumpkin pies.

BrotherEastman
10-19-2014, 07:32 PM
Is giving of the pies a new testament law?

KeptByTheWord
10-19-2014, 08:01 PM
I'm a pie eater, and a pie baker, so I'm going to start a business whereby every pie I bake to sell must allow me to eat a slice out of each pie. :D lol

BrotherEastman
10-19-2014, 08:12 PM
I'm a pie eater, and a pie baker, so I'm going to start a business whereby every pie I bake to sell must allow me to eat a slice out of each pie. :D lol

You are forgetting about the first fruits to the Levitical priesthood!!!!!

mizpeh
10-19-2014, 08:17 PM
Is giving of the pies a new testament law?

no. it wasn't a law to Abraham or Jacob either. It's a good principle to live by but at other times we may want to give like the widow did at the temple.

KeptByTheWord
10-19-2014, 08:46 PM
no. it wasn't a law to Abraham or Jacob either. It's a good principle to live by but at other times we may want to give like the widow did at the temple.

Yeah - sometimes I may just want to eat the whole pie, and sometimes I may feel generous enough to give it all away :D

KeptByTheWord
10-19-2014, 08:47 PM
You are forgetting about the first fruits to the Levitical priesthood!!!!!

Oh no I hadn't forgotten... the priesthood doesn't like pies, they only like burnt meat :D

BrotherEastman
10-20-2014, 12:09 PM
Oh no I hadn't forgotten... the priesthood doesn't like pies, they only like burnt meat :D

lol:yourock

Ferd
10-20-2014, 04:53 PM
Pie are round
Cornbred are square.