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vrblackwell
06-10-2007, 11:59 PM
Funny Stuff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xIOLgnnwbw
OP_Carl
06-11-2007, 06:42 AM
Back when Bill Clinton was president, he used to go jogging in the mornings in the streets of DC near the white house. One day he happened upon a small boy sitting in front of his house with wagon full of tiny puppies. He had a sign that read "Free Puppies" attached to the wagon. The president stopped and asked the boy what kind of puppies they were. The little boy straightened proudly and answered, 'why, they're DEMOCRAT puppies, sir!'
That whole week, the president would jog past the same house, and there was the same boy, with the same puppies, and the same reply.
The president was so taken with this that he talked about this to all of his acquaintences. Newt Gingrich would not believe him, so the president proposed a little wager. Newt went jogging with the president.
They came across the little boy and the wagon of puppies, in their usual spot. President Clinton asked the boy once again, 'what kind of puppies are those, young man?' The little boy, looking prouder than ever, straightened himself tall and answered, 'They're REPUBLICAN puppies, sir!' The president was beside himself. Newt was chuckling, and straining not to laugh out loud.
"but yesterday you said they were DEMOCRAT puppies!" the president exclaimed.
"Yes," said the boy, "but this morning they all opened their eyes!"
rgcraig
06-12-2007, 09:49 PM
That is hilarious!
Phew, glad I'm a Republican!!!!
Pressing-On
08-14-2007, 05:40 AM
Hilarious, VB!
We'll need to bump this next year too! :killinme
Pressing-On
08-14-2007, 05:41 AM
Back when Bill Clinton was president, he used to go jogging in the mornings in the streets of DC near the white house. One day he happened upon a small boy sitting in front of his house with wagon full of tiny puppies. He had a sign that read "Free Puppies" attached to the wagon. The president stopped and asked the boy what kind of puppies they were. The little boy straightened proudly and answered, 'why, they're DEMOCRAT puppies, sir!'
That whole week, the president would jog past the same house, and there was the same boy, with the same puppies, and the same reply.
The president was so taken with this that he talked about this to all of his acquaintences. Newt Gingrich would not believe him, so the president proposed a little wager. Newt went jogging with the president.
They came across the little boy and the wagon of puppies, in their usual spot. President Clinton asked the boy once again, 'what kind of puppies are those, young man?' The little boy, looking prouder than ever, straightened himself tall and answered, 'They're REPUBLICAN puppies, sir!' The president was beside himself. Newt was chuckling, and straining not to laugh out loud.
"but yesterday you said they were DEMOCRAT puppies!" the president exclaimed.
"Yes," said the boy, "but this morning they all opened their eyes!"
:killinme
DividedThigh
08-14-2007, 07:22 AM
now that is funny stuff, dt:hypercoffee:killinme:killinme
MissBrattified
08-14-2007, 07:47 AM
:heeheehee
BoredOutOfMyMind
08-14-2007, 09:01 AM
Although beauty may be skin deep...
ugliness cuts to the bone.
chaotic_resolve
08-14-2007, 11:31 AM
3xIOLgnnwbw
Pressing-On
09-03-2008, 11:10 AM
Hilarious, VB!
We'll need to bump this next year too! :killinme
*BUMP*
:ursofunny:ursofunny
Falla39
09-03-2008, 11:33 AM
Just noticed this tread was begun last year. LOL!!
Prophetic????
Falla39
Pressing-On
09-03-2008, 11:40 AM
Just noticed this tread was begun last year. LOL!!
Prophetic????
Falla39
LOL! Looks like, huh? LOL!
dansamy
09-03-2008, 02:43 PM
:ursofunny
vrblackwell
09-04-2008, 10:58 AM
I had forgotten all about this thread. Sara Palin needs to be added in te video for pretty women.
Pressing-On
08-22-2010, 09:08 PM
Funny Stuff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xIOLgnnwbw
Yeah!! I was looking for this to post elsewhere! I love this YouTube Clip!!! :toofunny
RandyWayne
08-22-2010, 11:41 PM
Funny Stuff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xIOLgnnwbw
OK, now ain't THAT the truth!
I am waiting for NOW to come out of retirement to post one of his rants about making fun of democratic women.....
Socialite
08-23-2010, 12:11 AM
Silly.
But if we are talking about women who are Republican versus women who are Democratic, I think this characterization is just awful.
And who says Dems are ugly???? Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Lopez, Demi Moore, Julia Roberts, Keira Knightly... and on and on and and on... are we talking about actual politicians?
It's a good laugh, sure, but it's not true. Though I am not a Democrat myself, nor a Republican, I would like to defend Democrat women by posting this.
I think this sort of silliness is not flattering to the Republican Party. If Carrie Prejean and Sarah Palin are your trophies for Republicanism, that tells me how desperate the times are.
Pressing-On
08-23-2010, 06:34 AM
OK, now ain't THAT the truth!
I am waiting for NOW to come out of retirement to post one of his rants about making fun of democratic women.....
It is mean, but it is also funny. LOL!
Pressing-On
08-23-2010, 06:34 AM
Silly.
But if we are talking about women who are Republican versus women who are Democratic, I think this characterization is just awful.
And who says Dems are ugly???? Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Lopez, Demi Moore, Julia Roberts, Keira Knightly... and on and on and and on... are we talking about actual politicians?
It's a good laugh, sure, but it's not true. Though I am not a Democrat myself, nor a Republican, I would like to defend Democrat women by posting this.
I think this sort of silliness is not flattering to the Republican Party. If Carrie Prejean and Sarah Palin are your trophies for Republicanism, that tells me how desperate the times are.
:bigbaby :bigbaby :bigbaby
Socialite
08-23-2010, 10:46 AM
:bigbaby :bigbaby :bigbaby
:razz
Must've been right. :ursofunny
I have no dog in the fight, other than an opinion as another AFF'er. This whole thread is rather ridiculous. Superficial, ignorant and not even accurate. Even though it's not true, pat yourselves on the back for being the "part of pretty." :toofunny
Pressing-On
08-23-2010, 11:36 AM
:razz
Must've been right. :ursofunny
I have no dog in the fight, other than an opinion as another AFF'er. This whole thread is rather ridiculous. Superficial, ignorant and not even accurate. Even though it's not true, pat yourselves on the back for being the "part of pretty." :toofunny
It's a joke, get over it.
:bigbaby :bigbaby :bigbaby :bigbaby
:D
RandyWayne
08-23-2010, 12:04 PM
:razz
Must've been right. :ursofunny
I have no dog in the fight, other than an opinion as another AFF'er. This whole thread is rather ridiculous. Superficial, ignorant and not even accurate. Even though it's not true, pat yourselves on the back for being the "part of pretty." :toofunny
Oh MAN, I'm pretty!
http://www.universohq.com/quadrinhos/2004/imagens/jonny_bravo_panini.jpg
Pressing-On
08-23-2010, 12:30 PM
Oh MAN, I'm pretty!
http://www.universohq.com/quadrinhos/2004/imagens/jonny_bravo_panini.jpg
:ursofunny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye7PIyIcCro&feature=player_embedded#!
I Feel Pretty
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and bright,
And I pitty any girl who isn't me tonight.
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty that I hardly can believe I'm real.
See the pretty girl in that mirror there
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
:bliss :bliss :bliss
ChTatum
08-23-2010, 02:01 PM
Silly.
But if we are talking about women who are Republican versus women who are Democratic, I think this characterization is just awful.
And who says Dems are ugly???? Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Lopez, Demi Moore, Julia Roberts, Keira Knightly... and on and on and and on... are we talking about actual politicians?
It's a good laugh, sure, but it's not true. Though I am not a Democrat myself, nor a Republican, I would like to defend Democrat women by posting this.
I think this sort of silliness is not flattering to the Republican Party. If Carrie Prejean and Sarah Palin are your trophies for Republicanism, that tells me how desperate the times are.
It's their real ugly that shines through the facade......
:bliss
Michael
08-25-2010, 12:33 PM
It's their real ugly that shines through the facade......
:bliss
:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup
Michael
08-25-2010, 12:35 PM
Back when Bill Clinton was president, he used to go jogging in the mornings in the streets of DC near the white house. One day he happened upon a small boy sitting in front of his house with wagon full of tiny puppies. He had a sign that read "Free Puppies" attached to the wagon. The president stopped and asked the boy what kind of puppies they were. The little boy straightened proudly and answered, 'why, they're DEMOCRAT puppies, sir!'
That whole week, the president would jog past the same house, and there was the same boy, with the same puppies, and the same reply.
The president was so taken with this that he talked about this to all of his acquaintences. Newt Gingrich would not believe him, so the president proposed a little wager. Newt went jogging with the president.
They came across the little boy and the wagon of puppies, in their usual spot. President Clinton asked the boy once again, 'what kind of puppies are those, young man?' The little boy, looking prouder than ever, straightened himself tall and answered, 'They're REPUBLICAN puppies, sir!' The president was beside himself. Newt was chuckling, and straining not to laugh out loud.
"but yesterday you said they were DEMOCRAT puppies!" the president exclaimed.
"Yes," said the boy, "but this morning they all opened their eyes!"
This is awesome!:neener:neener:neener:blah
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